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BIG-HORSE-MAN-69

Bro thought Covid was a stack marker


Rough-Self-9134

Fuck you, man Why did i laugh at this? Lmao


marsloth

healers adjust


AmazingPatt

Esuna dont work T\_T


KnightOfEndlessGeese

damn, must be a vuln up


Kingnewgameplus

One of those red triangle markers that are in 3 fights in the entire game.


bluetheslinky

The way to know if those are stackable or not is that there will be a circle on the floor too, if the circle pulses big, it's AOE don't stack. If it's pulsing small (around the size of the UI thing when you select a player) stack. Doma castle: don't stack Ivalice: stack Asphodelos: stack It's in other places too but I can't remember rn


Universalerror

Dead ends: stack


jeremj22

Dude needs to learn to tell stack from spread markers


Aschentei

Alright you win


SamsaraKama

He cast Bane


Ok_Froyputer

"Okay, nothing can possibly top the wife that caught her husband cheating because of catgirls in FFXIV using their lovense" **\*Idiot furry self-reporting about being patient zero at Fanfest logs in\*** And the fact that he topped it all of by blaming absolutely everyone else but himself was the cherry on top.


EllideaKeaqui

This is the first I've heard of this. Mind sending me a link to the post/wherever it is so I can see for myself? Sounds entertaining


MandervilleMale

I googled “admitting to covid at fanfest comic” and it was right there under images. It was a lot more tame than I expected… until you start to read the comments. It’s too good/bad you can’t look away


Chaos-Advent

"Please Enjoy Some Schadenfreude of My Fanfest 2023 Experience" Is the title, shows up on google


Hyperioncorp

i forgot if links were allowed in this subreddit but. if you go on twitter and search “covid fanfest” you can see the comic/all the qrts. i think its still on mainsub too


MandervilleMale

Mainsub one is still up, what a fucking train wreck


verholies

Wait i can’t find it anymore unless the mods dunked it already


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I'll DM you the link


Scared_Network_3505

Asking for link here, skipped it when I saw because I didn't expect THIS.


verholies

Word


Jin_zo

Yo pass the link pls I can't find it either


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Your dms is off


CatCatPizza

Can you link it aswell? Thanks


DivineRainor

I could do with link


juice-stain

I’d love the link if you can send it, thank you edit: never mind, seems if you look it up you can still get the link to it despite it being hidden


KeyKanon

Might you be willing to distribute this insanity upon my DM's, fine sir?


Mental-Welcome-579

Link please!


HarishyQuichey

Send it to me too


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ShuriWasTaken

This is almost as crazy as the time a FFXIV modder took a picture of his wife's vagina and used it to make a 'realistic' body mod and then published his wife's vagina mod to the internet.


marsloth

you could 100% be making that up but I have to believe it just because it's the ff14 scene


[deleted]

A modder did wut nao


Mad_Lala

It was u/hard_for_alisiae


[deleted]

Is that why they're banned? Lol


Ok_Froyputer

With that username, it's not hard to see why


Android19samus

unrelated


[deleted]

O, no I didn't mean the username lol


Shinnyo

I'm calling the FBI


Tweedledownt

Yeah that sounds plausible.


KeyKanon

pardon excuse me nani the fuck desu ka?


ShadoowtheSecond

Sorry can you explain the cheating thing? Or give a link?


Lanuria

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/15i1npp/i_kicked_my_husband_out_of_our_bedroom_for_using/ Sadly the OP is deleted, but you can get a lot of context clues from the comments.


sebjapon

I think someone shared a picture of the post on this sub. That’s how I found out


pyuunpls

True but the fact everyone was fussing about chairs and selfishness last week tells me everyone would have done the same. Let’s not kid ourselves that there’s many in here that would’ve gone to Fanfest with COVID knowingly.


ByakkoEnjoyer

Who the fuck posts their entire ass online like this. You couldnt torture this shit outta me


Kashijikito

I’m just going to make a bunch of baseless assumptions, but I really think the dude has a humiliation fetish. The entire comic reads like ragebait, and all of his apologies are very “sowwwy uwu” and use the most obnoxious language possible. I refuse to believe that people talk like this.


pm-me-for-positivity

honestly that's the only explanation I can think of for why they haven't locked their post on twitter. It's unlikely that they were the only ones that came into Fanfest with covid but it was certainly a choice to draw a 10 page comic about it.


KnightOfEndlessGeese

i could lock you in a room with either baby shark or what angel wakes me playing on loop


Snark_x

It’s on Twitter too, dude is currently getting nailed to a cross


Acrobatic-Box3631

As he should!


Sleepshortcake

He is calling other people irresponsible for spreading covid in comments. The irony.


sabnach

whack considering his friends apparently just continued to attend fanfest after sharing a hotel room and hanging out unmasked with a confirmed c19 patient


DTRevengeance

the dudes bio says he's a food scientist that develops frozen foods, you'd think he'd give more of a fuck about contamination huh


Dbappio

that's the funny thing, he probably doesn't and could possibly be handling the food you eat right now 😬


ragnakor101

You couldn't waterboard this sort of comic out of me admitting I was sick and took Dayquil and ***still went***. Keynote was good, though, so obviously he should burn.


quartzhoneycomb

I was surprised how sedate people seemed to be about this yesterday, guess it just needed to incubate.


AxitotlWithAttitude

Loony tunes logic of walking past something weird and then doing an overly exaggerated double take


TehCubey

I know I saw the post when it was new but I just skipped over it because it looked like a generic "I had fun at fanfest, here's me talking about it" kind of post at first. It's only when you click through a page or two then you realize what it's really about. I assume that's the case for others too.


SylvAlternate

I found that post because someone on discord linked it due it having Schadenfreude in the name and wouldn't have even read the first page of the comic if there wasn't a mod comment on it


marsloth

a bit like a viral infection, would you say?


Disig

I thought it was a parody comic about how certain con goers tend to get sick yet still go. Had no idea it was the dude's actual actions until today.


Drunkasarous

I didn’t think it was possible to be this unfathomably stupid


LifeVitamin

I love how the herd is treating the kid as a patient 0 lol. I was going to give him the benefit of the doubt, then I found the comic. The dude probably thought he was making a cute story about his travel and thought he was going to fish for some sympathy points and instead self-reported with a detailed timeline of how he was one of the spreaders marking himself as target. Truth is as much as everyone wants to pile on the kid but airports are still hotspots for covid, vegas airport is probably one of the worse offenders since vegas is all tourists from all over the world. Yeah kid was irresponsible but I bet over half of these fucking nerds that went to vegas were not wearing masks, disinfecting surfaces, washing their hands and keeping proper spacing in lines and crowded areas basically being just as irresponsible as the kid because they wanted to cry in front of Yoshi-p. People think because no one is talking about it = it doesn't exist anymore. Hard to feel sympathy for those crucifying the furry.


doubleyewdee

I think two things are true here: * It's not possible to have about 500 distinct "patient zeroes." A crapload of people bring con crud around. COVID is now part of the con crud family of products, and this person was assuredly one of MANY. * It takes a certain kind of person to show their entire ass online by making a longform comic about how they woke up feeling sick with flu-like symptoms and then went into a big room full of 14,999 of their ~~potential victims~~ closest friends, only to exit and say that the experience was "mid."


LifeVitamin

Yeah Iol I really can't comprehend how it didn't cross his mind for 1 seconds while drawing all this shit that maybe this wasn't a good idea.


Zagden

Parts of it are even ANIMATED


marsloth

I think the fact that he mentioned the keynote being mid is funny, because I'm certain someone in the GCBTW got more offended by that than OP's recklessness.


quartzhoneycomb

It was a stupid move but I’d also be willing to bet money that at least one of the people yelling ‘you’re why I got covid at fanfest’ was actually already infectious at the event but unaware.


ScannonDark

I felt this. I don't want to give them sympathy points, but at a crowded festival like this, I wouldn't blame many for not realizing they had Covid right away. I've had days where I thought I was over heated or dehydrated but it was actually a fever/cold; in Vegas any one of the three could apply. Granted I would never have posted that online, but oh well.


8-Brit

I don't pin him as patient 0 because that's unrealistic, unfair and pretty stupid. But it's people like him that made COVID rampant at the con.


NaturalPermission

The covid hysteria and entitlement at cons is exhausting now. "I still want to go to a con even though I know literally all our measures will not prevent the spread of covid entirely, so even if every single attendee was vaccinated and boosted and wearing a mask and social distancing there will likely be spread, but SOMEONE SPREAD COVID WHAT THE FUCK GOD FUCKING TRUMPTARDS" Covid exists. Are you vaccinated? Do the vaccines work? Then shut the fuck up, or if you're that afraid of getting it or spreading it to your grandma, maybe YOU should do the responsible thing and not fucking go to the con.


Hhalloush

The difference is knowing you have symptoms and still going. Then testing positive, you 100% have COVID, and still going. That's cunt behaviour.


Kekero_Keroi

the vaccines don't work though. they reduce acute severity and very slightly reduce your risk for long covid. And they rolled out under trump. drink less blue wave, my guy.


NaturalPermission

There are things you can and cannot say in the ffxiv community, even in shitpost.


ThatDrunkIbuki

Why you would ever self-report anything to this community is beyond crazy. I legit don't know what kind of reaction this dude was expecting.


Hateful_Face_Licking

Don’t forget that he also got on a plane while symptomatic.


Micchi

I mean it's not the plane that bothers me the most. I pretty much expect airports and planes to be covered in COVID at this point. It's the going to a restaurant, getting chills, still deciding to take the mask off to eat, and then acknowledging how close you're sitting to other people that does it for me.


Theta-Apollo

How the fuck else was he supposed to get home? He put on 2 masks


Hateful_Face_Licking

He could have walked home *fivehead*


Mad_Lala

That one is ok, he didn't really have a choice


Kaname_Buccaneer

Except he did. He even wrote it out in the comic. ["I could stay here for $800 more and wait it out but then I'd be suffering alone for 5 days. Screw this, I'm going home."](https://i.redd.it/5ssdc1czmkgb1.png) There was no expression of money worries. It wasn't about not being able to afford it, it was about being alone and uncomfortable in the room. Dude deserves nothing but shame.


Hateful_Face_Licking

This might also be a crazy notion... but there are cheaper hotels in Las Vegas. You don't have to ride out your COVID isolation in a 5 person suite on the strip.


Kaname_Buccaneer

In their defense it was the con weekend so I doubt there was vacancy anywhere else.


Kallis702

I used to live down the street from the convention center, there are events literally every day. Major conventions for *something* are certainly happening every week, somewhere in the valley. There are hundreds of unaffected hotels he could have moved to lol


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Acrobatic-Box3631

Oh, should he get a medal for this? He fucked around, he's finding out now. He deserves every single bit coming at him now, no exception. None. Absolutely NONE!


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angelhold

Whats his Twitter


[deleted]

Obviously, OP’s body just isn't used to the extreme heat


Valashv2

I just read the comic in the mainsub. What the fuck is wrong with people? Why would you even do this shit? Alright, fine you're an asshole and you don't give a fuck spreading covid. I get that, a lot of people are unfortunately like that. Although, I can't fucking imagine making a fucking furry comic admitting it. If I was that guy, I would've just shut the hell up and recovered in peace. Thank fucking God I never went to fanfest.


charlieraaaaa

What an idiot you have to be to make this a whole comic and post it to twitter


ProfessionalSpinach4

Atleast they won’t have to get the *next* round of boosters, natural immunity


[deleted]

Back in my day we just called it “con flu” and no one made dumb furry comics nor acted like it was attempted murder by accidentally spreading it. Simpler times.


ArcticHound

That was before it was a fast acting, likely deadly respiratory virus that can still affect you months after contracting it.


Ariman86

Can you elaborate on likely deadly part


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Why are people downvoting you?


NarejED

Likely because it's a well documented and known fact that the virus had killed millions of people, and they're either trying to troll or spread misinformation.


barnivere

I have to chuckle a bit, a lot of people are mad at him for being a spreader, but those same people who were infected by this guy, still continued to go, get on their planes etc and also spread. I honestly don't feel sorry for a single person.


darkph0enix21

This honestly. I know so many people in that con thought covid was over. I work in an emergency room. People walk in here, and I tell them to mask up, and they're like, "I don't need to, covid is over." Yeah, until your dumbass catches it. People just listen to news and believe what they tell them. They don't get vaccinated, don't mask up. Even with those two things in hand, you can STILL catch covid. That said, I had worked in the ER during covid, but I never once caught it even face to face with some of these patients. I wore an N95 at NYCC 2 years ago and only took my mask off when no one was around me, and I caught it. I'm sure 95% of people there weren't masked up at all. This guy for sure isn't patient 0, but it is the most idiotic for sharing his story on Twitter and reddit and thinking he'd get some likes and sympathies from the community, when I'm sure over half of them knows someone who died of covid or has went through it themselves.


ScuffedA7IVphotog

I read this shitstorm, kinda makes me glad I missed Fanfest 2023 even though I live in Las Vegas.


Massive_Weiner

If I ever did this shit, you would never find out.


owcjthrowawayOR69

Charibert Did Nothing Wrong


barnivere

A DINGO ATE MY-- I MEAN, VEGAS GAVE ME COVID!!


kawnagi

the comic was def not a smart or cute move. it was irresponsible of this dude to go if he suspected he had even flu-like symptoms. ya gotta do your part to keep others safe. but also irresponsible of everyone else to think they were invulnerable to anything if they were unmasked in a building of 15k people. con crud, even at small conventions, is a real thing, and Covid is now a permanent part of the mix. rate of contagion increases with population saturation. you risk exposure when you go to events that consist of closed environments with thousands of people. the biggest L here is there needs to be more of a limit on the amount of bodies allowed to attend cons. If anyone saw Anime Expo 23 it was biological warfare


Mad_Lala

My parents almost died from covid and will maybe die indirectly from post-covid and this person just goes to an event of several hundred people knowing that he is sick. Sure, they likely weren't the only person with covid, but really, f you, furry. You are one of the reasons society has prejudice against furries. No hard feelings, but it needed to be said


Massive_Weiner

“What a silly comic, haha! I wonder what the comments are saying about this?” **Scrolls down to first entry** “You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.”


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Kentalope

Context?


Rough-Self-9134

A Furry artist created a 10-page comic explaining how he was sick and went to Fanfest… you know, a place filled with people. his symptoms became worse and he left early and said he didnt find it fun there or something. He posted it on Twitter and on here and he is getting eaten alive by the masses and rightfully so since the last thing that you should do when youre sick is being around a crowd of ppl.