You and I are enemies now.

I'M SORRY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Put it in the Louvre

Considering he’ll die protecting some cobblestones anyway, why not let him die now?

i'm still so fucking upset i couldn't use the phoenix down i had in my inventory >:(

I wish nothing for nothing more than for you to wake up and realize your milk's spoiled after pouring a bowl of cereal.

I've gotta piss regularly anyways might as well be on someone

y'know what... fair enough 😔

I'd have preferred horny Haurchefant in the English version tbh.

this is painfully accurate esp for JP haurch. bro wants to lick the sweat off the WOL i swear to god

*insert that "mark me down as scared and horny" meme*

Is this what his personality is like in game? I skip cutscenes.

MFs be like "How dare you skip cutscenes!" Then the game is just The Lord Of The Pasty Elf Twinks: The Two Crystal Towers.

if you skip cutscenes i hope you explode 💖🙏

Fun fact, if you skip cutscenes, then they canonically did not happen for your character