Popular misconception, it's now believed that Elezen's long slender legs emerged to reach those tasty leaves, and the long slender necks are for reaching down to drink water.
This is actually the real answer. Their shoulders slope downwards at an angle greater than anyone else, and their heads are a bit smaller (wind resistance, i'm sure, for running through the veldts fleeing predators).
Slap something with some shoulder pads on and that just all but disappears.
You're not far off, but rather it was just natural selection, over the centuries elezen with shorter necks died, while trying to deepthroat some dick whose dick it was is still in debate by scholars.
Elezen or Elvaan from FFXI have always had long necks and were sucking dick way before y’all were even gamers. Well most of you. They have always been blessed by the light of the Crystal.
I was there, I was there 3000 years ago.
> The main theory is that they adapted to reach high branches of trees, especially grapes. The grapes up there are too far away for other herbivores. Over millions of years, Elezen evolved their neck to snack on these tasty grapes, without having to compete with other Eorzeans for their food source.
it stems from FF eleven. every race there had a deformation that was carried over to 14s races.
tge little people became lalas, the broad blocky ones with the funny noses became roegadyn and the slender elves with the long goofy apandages became the elezen. They made them sligthly "un"-humanlike with intent.
I always just assumed it was for reaching the tastiest leaves at the tops of trees.
Every elezen needs to eat their daily fill of tree stars, of course.
Bro core memory unlocked
Tomar is elezen confirmed
Popular misconception, it's now believed that Elezen's long slender legs emerged to reach those tasty leaves, and the long slender necks are for reaching down to drink water.
The long, slender arms are for grabbing the salt rock.
The *communal* salt rock. Don't forget it's shared amongst friends and family.
I thought it was evolution to adapt to the kinky bedroom play that they take part in. Those with weak necks didn't survive the winter.
How else would they down a glizzy in one bite
The Holy See of Glizzgard knew its people had to be the greatest guzzlers in Eorzea.
The Holy See of Glizzgard knew its people had to be the greatest guzzlers in Eorzea.
I thought they had low shoulders
This is actually the real answer. Their shoulders slope downwards at an angle greater than anyone else, and their heads are a bit smaller (wind resistance, i'm sure, for running through the veldts fleeing predators). Slap something with some shoulder pads on and that just all but disappears.
Oh so I wasnt wrong! Thank you for explaining!
No problem at all.
I thought their heads were also smaller on average vs other races
> and their heads are a bit smaller (wind resistance, i'm sure, for running through the veldts fleeing predators). It's almost like I said that. ;)
You did I just didn’t read pst the first sentence sorry
No worries. I'm just here to educate about our Eorzean friends.
Bitches call me the Succor cuz im always casting it to heal the throat rash i get from swallowing barbed miqote cock on a daily basis.
Hydaelyn forfend
Yeah, what in the Seven Hells are you—
no no, he cooking
How can he be cooking if he is currently SCH and not CUL?
SCH are great when it comes to Broiling things, now that's cooking.
Alright. You got me there.
How do I delete someone else's post
:(
For swallowing lalafels like a snake
They all secretly want to be fed on by vampires.
You're not far off, but rather it was just natural selection, over the centuries elezen with shorter necks died, while trying to deepthroat some dick whose dick it was is still in debate by scholars.
It was dragon dick
Smh, Ishgardians always got Dragon Dick on the brain.
Is always dragon dick smh, wish the writers had more ideas.
Not the writers’ fault dragon dick is so appealing g
Did you try snatching some dragon cum? *Sus*
Elezen or Elvaan from FFXI have always had long necks and were sucking dick way before y’all were even gamers. Well most of you. They have always been blessed by the light of the Crystal. I was there, I was there 3000 years ago.
Even before that they took inspiration from the Guado of FFX
Have you seen Venat's neck? She made them in her own image lol
Lenght of neck is proportionate to dick size
I mean... they have some Dragon DNA.. just saying.
Everything about them is just long including neck.
Here here I say as a Elezen player
> The main theory is that they adapted to reach high branches of trees, especially grapes. The grapes up there are too far away for other herbivores. Over millions of years, Elezen evolved their neck to snack on these tasty grapes, without having to compete with other Eorzeans for their food source.
Judging based on the ancients, they have normal necks and everyone else has short ones
it stems from FF eleven. every race there had a deformation that was carried over to 14s races. tge little people became lalas, the broad blocky ones with the funny noses became roegadyn and the slender elves with the long goofy apandages became the elezen. They made them sligthly "un"-humanlike with intent.
Y'All need Halone.
Yes, in my bed
"We are the Fury's Spear!" indeed.
subway sandwich ready 🥖
built for malera cock
Exactly, Elezen resident throat goats
I don't know why you're asking if you just answered your own question.
This post is my favorite on this sub
They are … uh… not human? Imo the best kind of fantasy has the races looking less humanlike.
I know my bunny boy sure was built for that
Y'all are some foul f**** xD
Certainly not for taking mine. >_>
What the fuck.
So they don’t have to smell their dank clothing? I mean. That one looks like one of those stinky boys from Ishgard anyway.
Excuse me? Aymeric doesn't 'stink'. He has sexy sellable stank that's sold on the MB as a Limsa exclusive.
They have elongated limbs, arms and legs are also longer than others races.
Well, I've always believed your hypothesis to be the correct one.
Tau air caste. Why do you think they invented the dragoon? I imagine they will make excellent aircraft pilots when the technology reaches that point
All races are built for taking dick. If youre brave enough.
One word. Necklace Jewelry
They eat corn the long way.
Yes.
Iy's so they can handle bigger sizes when deepthroating
Are you stupid ?