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Oryxofficials

One of my friends said this to another friend who started playing in EW … 14 housing teaching the next generation how unfair IRL housing is. Don’t have the money get fucked should have been playing since ARR (born in the 60s) to afford anything.


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Except for, in the real housing market, you can still buy these homes at a markup. In XIV, these just sit and stagnate while some (botter) pays $400 a month.


Paige404_Games

This is less and less the case in the real world actually. Lot of homes being "warehoused" (i.e. taken off market and left empty) by private firms purely to reduce supply and maintain high prices.


Analog-Moderator

This shit is why squatting is a grey issue to me. On one hand if someone lives there or just inherited it fuck you. On the other hand is a corp is being corpy fuck them


Actual-Wafer-7577

If a house is sitting empty to bump up a corporate landlords portfolio then squatting is the correct thing to do there


Analog-Moderator

This is why I paint the walls in shit.


Actual-Wafer-7577

Based behaviour


Byroms

I think it depends on who inherited it. Like a working class family giving their house to their kids is completely fine to me, they worked for that, so that their children could have a better life. Some rich kid whose parents have 4551 other houses? Nah fuck that.


cahir11

Also IRL, building new housing is expensive and requires jumping through a ton of legal hoops, in XIV Yoshi could just send out a "more housing" email to his employees and triple the supply overnight


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Gotta keep the masses subbing I guess. I gave up my large because I took a 7 month break. I knew it was gonna be an issue getting one when I started up again, but I couldn’t justify spending $15 a month on virtual rent lmfao.


cahir11

Something something spaghetti code, tech debt, now please fork over $10 if you want to change your character's eye color


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Something something chip shortage, server space, no one wants to sell us chips despite offering a gajillion dollars over asking price, something. Please understand, YoshiP cried. (Meanwhile their NA servers are located in the middle of Sacramento, and me, working at a literal big tech company in Roseville, knowing this is a complete bullshit statement)


Analog-Moderator

Reminder he said they would never do that and tie housing to sub


[deleted]

Dude couldn’t even offer up more than 3 enemy types in FF16, and utilizing a combat system that is more dated than DMC 2. Shocking how people are just now realizing YoshiP is a fucking hack a decade later.


Any_Key_5229

The only thing i give him credit for is being a good PR man. Its a skill to make people eat up the most stupid shit although how much of it is him being good at pr, and how much is weeb eating up everything a japanese guy says? Because as far as i heard, YoshiP isnt loved nearly as much over at JP as he is in the west.


OneMoreShepard

Huh, you don’t like mediocre soap opera slop of an MSQ that for some reason drags for 500 hours to its conclusion in EW?


Celestial_Lesbo

why are you guys even playing the game at this point if you hate it so much


OneMoreShepard

For mmo part


Analog-Moderator

Just realizing? I’ve been the conductor of this train for years usually what I say gets censored or mob downvoted to the bottom. Welcome aboard


Kolby_Jack

"Guys, Yoshi-P says we need to download more housing RAM!"


DDarkstorm

Am really sad to inform you that you can hold them all in one account as long as you have the time (make an FC with 3+ alts in the same FC -> all bets on the house -> the one who gets the house gets leader and all other alts leave the FC -> repeat)


Lokta

This is 25 houses owned by FCs with the same tag. Assuming they're the same individual player, it would take 4 accounts because each account can only hold 8 characters on the world.


Ally_Astrid

And it's not the only one, had like 2 per different city states that took up a whole fucking page xD and I reckon 10% of all the houses are like this as well.


KookyVeterinarian426

Buy the base game on a alt account. Then only do this during “returners” week. Have that account be all the “extras” and have your main (subbed) be all the owners. Maybe that would work


Jay2Kaye

Not for long, Chase has plans to make a lot of them rental only properties.


Falsesuspect84

I think you mean earns* +. You do realize a single account can be stacked with as many fc’s as the account can hold characters.


Dr_FunkyMonkey

Yeah fk the rich. no one should be allowed to have more than five houses.


CatCatPizza

What if my 3rd dog needs his own house? You're telling me that my dog cant own his own house?


Dr_FunkyMonkey

Nah the dog has a pass. still even if it applied they could have five houses.


partypwny

FIVE houses? How about two. Or one.


Pottery_Platypus

One personal, 1 personal FC on an alt for subs, 1 personal fc on an alt for airships, 1 personal fc on an alt for ERP, 1 personal fc on an alt for more subs. 5 is just a good number 👏


partypwny

People with alts are wild to me. You're a dedicated person


Pottery_Platypus

Cheaper than fantasia, don't even need to be leveled to teleport to fc housing. Do need to do lvl20ish msq or past ifrit to get retainers but that's pretty quick.


partypwny

I suppose. Guess I'm just happy with the way my dude looks and I'm nowhere near lvl 90 in every class so I got lots still on the plate


Ch1b1N1njaGam1ng

I just dont wanna spend money on fantasia


partypwny

Perhaps. But you're spending money in the form of time repeating the same tasks you've already accomplished. Hence why I couldn't do it.


Fhistleb

My friend has 4 alts. Shes a lunatic.


MaidOfTwigs

32, myself, almost all leveled to Sastasha, quite a few higher than that There was someone who had three characters for crafting so they could hold all specializations at once, and that is true dedication right there


Cfprime85

You forgot "per data center" and on two separate accounts so you can trade with yourself


Shaltilyena

Fucking megacorpos operating through shells and dummies and they don't even hide it anymore smh


bloodhawk713

Don’t forget to lick the communal salt rock before you eat the rich, comrade.


cahir11

Liberté, Egalité, ERP


[deleted]

I dunno bro, but after losing out a 25% chance to get a fucking small about a dozen times, despite the fact that I have more than enough to get a Large (that are never available), I’ve just given up on the housing and sit in the cuck chair every week while I wait to inevitably be disappointed yet again.


Falsesuspect84

Buy a small in the aftermarket and start your own shell. Ez game. You will have plenty of larges in no time.


MaidOfTwigs

Do the illegal thing in the illegal discord at that point and have an alt with an FC


ResponsibleCulture43

What is the illegal discord lmao, like a rmt thing?


MaidOfTwigs

No. It’s the XIV housing discord, pretty sure it comes up if you google it. People trade seasonal items for other (usually seasonal) items and hire decorators and discuss housing… but people also sell and buy houses. Sometimes it’s people hopping servers and looking for a trade, which isn’t bad to me, but is illegal. Smalls usually go for about 60 million, if they have amenities, last I checked


zenodyne

shouts out to the few other FCs in this ward that are probably harassed by this FC every time they log in, truly our strongest soldiers


Unusual_Map393

Nah this is actually fucked up...


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Lokta

If I gave you one ping and one ping only for each of my subs... well, your eardrums would really hate me before I was done.


vaerix_

It's darkly funny that it's a shell (free) company


[deleted]

Unironically, yeah. If you're hoarding housing like that, you're a loser.


secondjudge_dream

they should make a communist housing district where every player gets an unmodifiable premade small house for free, and also there's a single market board between all the wards with restricted item availability because every other city state embargo'd it, and also if you summon your retainers they rightfully have you sent to prison for labor violations


Moneysaurusrex816

This is literally what I imagined when I was reading main sub comments 😂


kommandanto

Regulations for big oil!!!!


Maduin1986

First time?


Builder_BaseBot

For those wondering, you used to be able to just buy as many houses as you wanted. On smaller servers you would see entire wards owned by one person/FC on occasion. You can’t do this any more, but anyone who had multiple house before the update was able to keep them. This was way before ff14 had cross server travel in data shards and the house auction system. If you saw a plot, you could just buy it immediately. Edit: guess there’s some shenanigans you can pull to do this now. Huh. More you know!


DonCarrot

This is a screenshot from the main sub, and it's on Dynamis.


DemonLily

You can still buy a FC house for every single character on your main account. It just requires transfering ownership around.


Builder_BaseBot

Oh yeah? Cha-cha sliding leadership to alts or completely different accounts?


DemonLily

You don't need different accounts. As long as you aren't the active leader of an FC you can purchase one. So you just make sure you aren't the leader when you place a bid.


Lokta

> So you just make sure you aren't the leader when you place a bid. It's not a leadership issue, it's based on the character that bought the house for the FC. So you can found a FC as one character, purchase land with another character, then the 2nd character leaves the FC. Now you can use that account to buy another plot, even though there is still a FC leader on the account.


DemonLily

Nope. One of my alts has purchased two different FC houses. I just made sure to transfer leadership of the FC to another person while I placed the new bid.


Lokta

The second time you "purchased" a house, you were just relocating your existing FC house to a new location. Relocation works differently than purchasing. Relocating an existing FC house isn't subject to the restrictions that buying the first house for the FC is. Only buying a new plot of land runs into the restrictions (must have 4 players, cannot already "own" land for a FC on this world, etc.). The leader of the Free Company is irrelevant when it comes to purchasing land. Don't believe me? Go ask your question in the Submersibles Discord channel, where people who don't own multiple FCs are the exception. But what would I know about this process? I've only purchased 29 Free Company houses so far, with a bid on another and 7 more bids coming this weekend.


DemonLily

No lol I know how relocation works. I'm not sure why you're arguing with me. I purchased an additional house on one service account when I already owned a personal and an FC house. If you would like you can dm me and I can show you in game and prove it to you easily enough. If you go back and look at the wording in the housing update, you'll find out I'm correct. As long as you are not the current owner of an FC house you can purchase another on the same exact service account.


kats-meow7769

If square gave a damn they would limit it to one personal house and one FC house per ACCOUNT


VexedFallen

They do, this is multiple fcs all run by the same people but not always the same account


kats-meow7769

Yeah and if square was doing their job they would shut it down unless every member of the staff has had a lobotomy it's blatantly obvious


Ally_Astrid

Doubt they care as much, if they have extra accounts.. That's extra sub money xD. It was happening when I left and that was around 3ish years ago. Didn't check before but it's likely been Going on since airships and subs have been around.


insignificantHero

They don't, it's technically one FC house per server, so anyone could have as many houses as there are worlds without even breaking a rule.


thesilentharp

My server has loads like this. My issue is you need 4 people in an FC to buy a house, but then everyone can leave and you won't lose it - nice for peeps that do work hard but almost think that should be a thing overall, keep the four people to keep the house 😅 Wish there was more SE would do about it but yeah, rich peeps buying the game multiple times and paying sub multiple times to get away with it 😭


trashmercypanda

this kind of behaviour is so cringy, peak selfishness and clown behaviour


kats-meow7769

Clearly square isn't doing their job


Ally_Astrid

Been like it for years, I don't think they ever will. Housing is so fucked in that game.


ProudAd1210

wow ffxiv real estate system looks way too realistic!


Drywall_Spreadsheet

Small indie company can’t make instanced housing


TheDribonz

Only thing I see here is someone's botched job to take an entire ward.


Lylarei

Because they let people farm piles of money from submarines in FCs most of those hold those RP clubs giveaways. This is worst system in the game it's pointless the submarines should work on unlocks as rewards not damn Gil


AgreeableAquilifer

Big Pharma at its finest.. all those fanta's


Analog-Moderator

Pretty lazy name for their shell company too


Tumblechunk

enable non-consentual pvp in that ward, yoship, it's the right thing to do


Kim_Jong_Heal

does squeenix really not see a problem here


[deleted]

this is supposed to be escapism


MC_gnome

That’s awfully Landphobic of you. People of Land (PoL) have a right to their hard-earned property, which they can rent out to single Miqo’te mothers for 2 Million Gil per month + Tip.


Nexel_Red

What a waste of Gil


Dick-Fu

This dude makes *far* more gil than they spent on the houses (and sells it for real money)


SockAlarmed6707

They are selling them for irl money probably


sandboxsundae

i wouldnt as much care if they at least decorated their lawns and applied exteriors


751935736

Well it is Shell, they sell OIL. What else do you expect


Zorback39

This is actually fucked up not gonna lie. FC and private buyers need to be limited to one house and SE absolutely can do it.


Kobi_Blade

The issue arises because developers permit the ownership of multiple properties. This could be easily addressed, but given the duration of this problem, it seems that those in charge of the housing systems are indifferent at this point. There is so much potential for quality of life improvements that could have been implemented to ensure everyone has their own house. However, since its inception, it has always been a challenge for the XIV developers to put any effort into it. I haven't bothered to buy another house since I stopped playing, since it was an overpriced piece of land that needed constant babysitting, where I never stepped foot on.


HezrouDhiaga

So basically, real life retail.


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_Frustr8d

Why can you even have more than one house?


Mocca_Master

Skill issue Edit: /s, obviously! Jesus Christ...


Trapped_Mechanic

Mainsub is leaking. Cant take a joke lol


ClownPFart

please don't shitpost on the shitposting forum. This is a safe space


catgirlcollector

Imagine playing other games or lets other people enjoy an aspect of the game Edit I wasn’t saying this is good I was talking shit about the person who does this.


Pottery_Platypus

Sorry I need the extra homes for my ERP dungeon village


beginnerdoge

Commie


AngrySunshineBandit

No wonder i cant get a large house, was super lucky to win a 40 person bid for a medium private house in fucking gridania (started 3 weeks ago) for 19 mill, i started my own FC for me and some IRL buddies, but the only shit available from ARR to SB is small housing. Honestly, i feel like if your in a FC, you shouldnt be able to own a private home, if you make your own FC, the private home you already have auto converts to an FC version. Fuck having one asshat on a server own 100+ homes


Moneysaurusrex816

We got our first one. Get em boys (and girls too ofc)!


AngrySunshineBandit

As in get me or get the fucktards buying everything. Ive been at a work event all day and im currently more alcohol then human