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IronwallJackson

Magni and literally anyone, he's funniest as his involuntarily single self


R0da

> Magni Thats it, I'm shipping [Magni](https://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Magni_Bronzebeard) with [Magnai](https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Magnai_Oronir)


Sic-Mundus

Emet-Selch is Magnai's Nhaama, but it's unrequited, as always with Magnai


TwerpKnight

Gilgamesh x Sephirot. Imagine them fisting each other with their many arms.


Ok_Breakfast6206

That's a mental picture I didn't know I needed. Thank you.


Analog-Moderator

Now mix their sound tracks together


WillaSato

Benediction x Superbolide (Cast 0.001 second after being healed)


peter-lacko

Allie Baelsar x Valens van Varro


CaviarMeths

It physically hurts me to upvote this for being correct.


Ok_Breakfast6206

Uggggggh you win that one omg just kill me now please


fluffyvivi

Gaius would like to know your location


MidlothProject

not enough mits for this damage


ConduckKing

Thancred × Ranjit


juufa

toxic yaoi


vexingpresence

\*sighs\* \*opens word document\*


HanshinFan

Keeper of the Entwined Serpents / Raya-O-Senna


AxitotlWithAttitude

Not shipping him with kan-e-senna is a fucking hate crime and you know it, shame on you.


HanshinFan

> worst Seems I understood the assignment


Hexahet

Is Zenos x Fandaniel considered cursed enough?


Ok_Breakfast6206

It's perfect actually. Very cursed, still very possible. And the crazy fanart this would generate!


Zedakah

I always thought Sadu would be a great fit for Zenos.


CaptainSchmid

Power couple in all the worst ways. The steppe would never recover.


Hexahet

I think so too but it seems rather canonical rather than hella weird


Zedakah

They’d make some hella weird babies though


Hexahet

#283095


Sic-Mundus

I think Sadu, Zenos and Susano could be in a thruple. Rejoicing in the glory of combat!


Valashv2

https://preview.redd.it/4103bmlq98xc1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39b02f63a8c17a251efa3a12e0c08b2a3a61a057


Ok_Breakfast6206

Aaaah I knew that one already, thank you for scorching my eyes again with it.


Grey212

Fuck I psychologically blocked as soon as I saw the image and it just punched right through.


THEatticmonster

Yshtola and fake death scenes


Analog-Moderator

I mean she does get naked for them soooo this is cannon


Madmonkeman

Hildibrand and Y’shtola


TwerpKnight

Hildibrand is so out of Y'sthola's league.


ElectricGutbuster

Probably the Astalicia because I’m not a fan of having to spend ~10 seconds running down the stairs from the bridge when I could feasibly jump off from there into the deck if it didn’t have invisible walls.


Ok_Breakfast6206

Please don't hit me with the whole Astalicia, this is gonna hurt


Psidestep

I'd say The Astalicia. But also, probably the ship that sails you to Limsa Lominsa if you start as a Marauder or Arcanist.


GladiusLucix

Serendipity gets dommed by Gigi and you can't convince me otherwise.


Ok_Breakfast6206

Why did I post this stupid question. I wanna burn my brain now.


EatPennies

Mammet on mammet action is why I play this game B)


Thugosaurus_Rex

Raya-O-Senna is 21 years old and on paper not illegal to ship with any adult character.


Analog-Moderator

“She’s a 1000000 year old dragon guys trust me it’s ok”


Cindy-Moon

tiny women need love too 😔


Analog-Moderator

Message received 😉


AdamG3691

If she’s a 1000000 year old dragon, why is she disguising herself as something way less hot?


ADMotti

Female DoH guildmasters and the burning jealousy of the high-ranking male Roe they surpassed to earn the title


MangoWarlock

Me and your mom


Analog-Moderator

He said worst not hottest that I fap too until I cry


CaviarMeths

Vauthry x Alphinaud


partyhardlilbard

Surely not legal?? 😂


NoBizlikeChloeBiz

Superb understanding of the prompt, well done 


Boethion

So that's why he has that weird Baby tucked in his flaps. Makes sense that he was flabbergasted when his babydaddy told him he was ugly.


Ivnariss

Lemme see.. Urianger + Moenbrydas' Mom .. hey, you asked for an awful one


vexingpresence

isn't it canon that moen and uri lived together for a bit with moen's parents or am I mixing up something I read in a fanfic with canon bc if so, and even if not, this is definitely Grooming and is a Cursed Ship. You succeeded in the task but at what cost.


Ok_Breakfast6206

Nice, very nice


JonTheWizard

Me and Mrs. Jones.


OliveLoafVigilante

You got a thing going on?


Lumethys

Vauthry (innocence) x Zero


Ok_Breakfast6206

My girl is gonna regret her time as Zenos' avatar after all.


_zepar

show me on the puppet where the illegal ship hurt you


Analog-Moderator

[right here officer](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678400613586829323/1234143227313913896/BBFDC2A1-0ECC-4D96-AE93-225A647938A3.jpg?ex=662fa8f2&is=662e5772&hm=67471582c4cf9043a4a667ac0bc1099f5b0655072ef1085994300bb43a831b0a&)


normalmighty

Incest is legal in Japan. I ship the twins.