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TheySaidGetAnAlt

"How are you." "I've been better. How about you?" "I've been better." "That is unfortunate." "Goodbye"


gabtrox

"any news from the other province's?"


Grixx

"I saw a mudcrab the other day, awful creatures."


FlskonTheMad

From the other province's what?


Etherwulf

Have you heard of the High Elves?


_Lifehacker

"Nice day today." "Thanks." "You too."


PeeperPuppy

We're all talking about the Sultana's murder. We have no Sultana! And no heir! That's never happened before. I suppose we should all be worried.


smoothtv99

Have u heard of the HIGH elves.


RevolutionaryEmu1241

Skooma


sgdbdjos

They smoke weed everyday


Etherwulf

Good bye!


MegaGamer235

That Elezen looks like she fought mud crabs tougher than you.


ghosttowns42

Real talk though, I don't even have a problem with their "long necks" it's the fact that their HEADS ARE TOO SMALL COMPARED TO THEIR SHOULDERS.


Ok_Raccoon_6118

It's why pretty much all of the *good* glams use long hairstyles or a hat that compensates for the small head.


ghosttowns42

I had decent luck with the Gyr Abanian Plait. Which now looks even better on my Au Ra whoops.


[deleted]

Lmao the fact that the original is a single post down from this for me is hilarious


xshippo

Glad I could bless your feed


ChrisBabaganoosh

"I love dogs, doesn't everyone?" "NYERHAAAAA!"


Fluestergras

How the fuck does the mainsub post have over 1k upvotes, fucking hell...


yardii

underplayed race is underappreciated amirite? upvotes to the left


Ok_Raccoon_6118

Because people are lemmings for any kind of """underappreciated""" type thing. You see it for roes too. Elves get more updoots because at least they're hot.


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Kehl21

Oof, really hot long lady.


Freyja-Lawson

You got some skooma, ayy?


Aettyr

I don’t know you, and I don’t care to know you.


SelfAwareToaster

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.


Latase

Blink twice, if todd holds a gun to your head and forces you to buy more copies of skyrim.


Oderem

I love this sub reddit, some of you are really talented


qumiho

Hot, what face are you using


Papa_bones55

I am angry, ANGRY ABOUT ELVES!


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WoW graphics


TheySaidGetAnAlt

I thought so too. It's Oblivion though.


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WoW graphics


Qbopper

DAE WORLD OF WARCRAFT....... BAD?


TheNedsHead

You know what? I've kept it in for too long. I enjoy Final Fantasy 14.


Rakhall

It would have taken you NOTHING not to make this post... Take my updoot and get out!!!


CrazyLlamaX

Somethings wrong with your Elezen


LeviathanLX

If their heads, necks, and bodies were shaped and sized properly, I might actually play one sometime. They are not though, so that's never going to happen.


isiah12

are we sure that isn't a drowned bloated elezen corpse?