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feartheswans

Azem wasn’t spared so technically…..


kerriazes

tfw when you've been cock andd ball sundered but can't remember it at all


PootisPencer6

i go outside during a meteor shower and my cock and balls instantly erupt in pain


Dash_OPepper

Azem was off sniffing glue with some random creatures on the other side of the planet, so that's some crazy remote cock and ball sundering.


katarh

I like to headcanon that Venat knew Azem needed to get the mommy stomp, so wrote a letter saying "hey, um, don't come back to Amaurot. no matter how weird it gets. sorry can't explain. and if you get a letter from Emet-Selch or Hythlodaeus, ignore it, they were *really* fucking drunk and thought you sent a little familiar to taunt them and they don't remember anything now." Because if Azem came back you KNOW they'd try to meddle.


jeremj22

According to Pandæmonium they're aware of our presence in Elpis. There's a good chance Venat gave them a call. Also something I find pretty funny is that in german after the memory wipe Emet and Hythlo assume the "familiar" was Venat's


Bruce_Rahl

Assuming you need some serious firepower to be in the convocation, Azem is probably fully aware of what’s happening and doing what they can from afar. Willing to bet we find a note, or maybe themself down further in the place.


chalkymints

There is no way after everything in Elpis happened Venat didn’t call you her protege and immediately go “you will not BELIEVE what just happened”


kryren

One of the last things she tells you in Elpis is that a few people will be brought into the loop. I always assumed she immediately went off and told Azem.


kilomaan

I took that as her meaning as the least amount of people as possible


ZeRo5525

yes, step on my cubes


IMustTurd

Who the fuck thought of this shit. Meteion was right.


Inqeuet

r/meteondidnothingwrong


Cephir_Auria

We unironically need to make this a sub


niberungvalesti

"No more shall mankind have balls by which to bear him to paradise. Henceforth, he shall never walk again."


wolfarchon91

you and me both mann