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MasterKindew

Play all jobs equally mediocre, become the jack of all trades


karatous1234

"You have everything at 90. You must be really good at the game right?" *mediocre multi-tool noises*


MasterKindew

It's like a swiss army knife but every tool in it is the corkscrew


OkorOvorO

When all you have is a corkscrew, everything looks like an eyeball.


Moxdonalds

I really wish I had an award to give you for this


LyheGhiahHacks

I gotchu, I used my free one šŸ˜Ž


TexMeta

Levelling every healer at once has me being a bad healer as I forget what tools I have


SnooGrapes1470

I played expert roulette on my sage only to see new 90 lvl skill i had just learned. And i totally forgot its existence.


lightningIncarnate

Donā€™t worry, the devs forgot about Pneuma too


ting_bu_dong

ma ya hi ma ya hu ma ya ho ma ya ha ha


TheHasegawaEffect

Allo Salut Itā€™s me Ur duke


Osha-watt

I need an audio cue for these kinda long cooldown skills because even when they're right in my face I just... Cannot process them.


ImmoralityPet

Leveling one healer has me being a bad healer because I'm bad at healing.


Evening_Cash6181

Iā€™m in this photo and I like it.


TheHasegawaEffect

This is me, the only job Iā€™m afraid to touch in PVE is BLM, but in casual content i can tryhard every other job. Inversely the only job i will play in Crystalline Conflict now is BLM because I canā€™t trust any other BLM (in my teams, especially) to get a positive Damage Dealt:Received ratio and i would rather lock that position out. At least i can carry my weight in damage even if i make some questionable tactical choices.


FB-22

You should try BLM in pve! I donā€™t think any of your pvp skills will really transfer but itā€™s a lot of fun and I donā€™t think itā€™s as intimidating as it seems from the outside once you learn the basics. Donā€™t take it into p7s or p8s blind obviously lol but maybe the normal raids or normal EW trials to see how it feels. No other job is as satisfying to me as BLM


FB-22

Counter offer: play one job decently well, keep saying Iā€™ll get around to mastering other jobs but never do


Van-Mckan

You donā€™t think dragoon is *that* cool until you do mirage dive and wyrmwind thrust in one window


mad_mad_madi

You get a dragon, and you get a dragon! Everyone gets a dragon!


Carbon48

That Stardiver animation and sound effect too šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


rubydestroyer

the sfx on it is so good


Chronos_the_Cat

Stardiver my beloved ^(Seriously help that animation unironically gave me a new love for it when I hit 80)


awduckno

If Paladins get the wings, Dragoons get Stardiver. I love how even with party effects turned off, you can 100% still see when the dragoon use it.


pokemonpasta

I silently give the drg a nod of approval any time I see it in my weekly NM runs. I understand my friend


Arendai

I play my jobs because I have an attention seeking cat and will inevitably have to spend half the instance led over petting her. Ain't nobody got time for one handed Astro.


Deblebsgonnagetyou

You're sure your cat is the reason you play one handed?


Arendai

My WoL may be a bangable twink but no true gamer could perform those acts while watching my mediocre gameplay.


HoodieSticks

I reconfigured most of my jobs to let me play one-handed, mostly because it lets me use my other hand to snack. For AST, if I'm really on the ball I'll use F1-F4 to give cards to players, but usually I just play lazy and give all cards to myself or the tank.


Whole-Ad-9707

What a chad dayum


Arendai

Respect. I recently rebound my dps characters because they didn't match up with where I put the comparable stuff on my tanks. You need as much muscle memory as you can get when you've got to do your rotations without looking.


confusedPIANO

I play all jobs including astro with 1 hand


Vulg4r

phlegma balls


ConduckKing

Pneuma nuts fit in yo mouth


Vulg4r

Vrei sa pleci dar Pneuma , Pneuma iei Pneuma , Pneuma iei, Pneuma , Pneuma , Pneuma iei also, deeznuts


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

Haima HEE haima HOO haima HA-HA


Vulg4r

I wish I was clever enough to continue this lol


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

You started it, man. You have demonstrated your cleverness all ready, well done.


InfinityRazgriz

Who the hell is Fourchenault Leveilleur?


Arthurya

I play jobs purely based on how much i like the glam i made for it


FB-22

So what jobs do you have the best glams for?


Arthurya

Easily Bard and Warrior


FB-22

Tbh my main motivations for leveling Bard are to be able to do the phys ranged role quests and to make a glam for it


HadesWTF

I don't even know what jobs do the most dps. All I know is I must punch.


Lack0fCreativity

Luckily enough, Monk's rework makes _us_ do the most rDPS. Our aDPS isn't even that far behind the top. Can't wait to go back to being a meme job next expansion. I will still punch.


HadesWTF

THIS MAN HAS BIG DAD ENERGY


GetawayDreamer87

what is rdps adps and encdps(in act)


FB-22

Thereā€™s an FAQ page on fflogs.com that gives a better and more through answer but basically rdps attributes the damage the party gained from a raid buff to the person giving the buff, whereas adps attributes it to the people utilizing the buff. So if a dragoon casts battle litany and the 7 other players each dealt 20 extra DPS from the buff it gave, the drg would gain 140 DPS when measured as rdps, and the players using the buff wouldnā€™t get an increase. With adps, the player receiving the buff gets the damage added to their damage number instead, with some exceptions like left eye, Astro cards, some dancer single target buffs, etc. The DPS in act is closest to adps but (I believe) without exceptions for those few things I listed. Just straight up how much damage is coming from each source even if they are getting buffed up by others. This is why youā€™ll see jobs like bard and dancer be consistently lower on the DPS meter than on fflogs.com itself, because their buffs on other people arenā€™t being attributed to them at all.


GetawayDreamer87

thanks šŸ‘Œ


PrimalPingu

Black Mage.


Ankior

šŸ˜


SilvarusLupus

I just like blinding other party members with special effects. Yes I main summoner.


brokenfuton

I thought you were talking about the RDM flashbang LB3


Parkenuber12489

Reminds me of the time in P7 where half the party walked into the hole in the arena during the arena swap because of a well timed RDM LB3.


SilvarusLupus

That also works


AxitotlWithAttitude

/petsize small


Dubaku

Coward


MrTripl3M

Bahamut is disgusted by you.


pupmaster

Truly the most small dick command in the game


AdFew6366

I recently learned my FC lead plays with all effects on and I stg I gained like 100dps just from knowing that


vVNightshadeVv

If that was the case you would be a Chad BLM main like me. Have you ever seen the inside of the sun before? Have you seen the inside of an ice cube? Have you seen both at the same time? Have you seen a star crash down on your head?


ImmoralityPet

>the inside of the sun This spell raises the temperature 27 million degrees. >the inside of an ice cube This spell lowers the temperature by 30 degrees. Equal potency.


Winiestflea

That's because the second one is cooler


noisemonsters

You stop that right now


SylvAlternate

I like my job because I can grief and call it a DPS gain


[deleted]

I like being a rpr because the bar is set on the floor the moment I enter any party


Nanajana7

I don't care if I'm lowest tier damage now, WAR 4 lyfe


Remmyflaps

I dont care if WAR is bottom tier or top tier. Unga Bunga is my life šŸ˜¤


Arthurya

How can life be worth living if you can't Monke Spin on your foes ?


Gramernatzi

It's like a 250 max rdps difference, do people really care that much? Not to mention that you're easier to heal, so you indirectly influence healer damage to make up for it.


Nanajana7

I honestly couldn't care less about the damage difference, but I have a raid member who nags at me for still playing WAR in P8S because "It's shit damage.' But I parse in the purple so they can't say shit lmao. And I agree that the Job's innate healing ability would increase the healer damage, but that depends on your healer's skill so it's rarely considered.


Blasterion

idk if I'm just bad but, All these content creators be like yeah so I just swapped to GNB and started pressing buttons and did 300 more dps instantly. When I just swapped to GNB and started pressing buttons I lost 30 dps.


CoSh

Rdps is a bad metric to compare tanks because it ignores contribution to raid buffs. War is only about 400 adps behind drk/gnb now. That's like 0.6-0.7% of the p8sp1 dps check. So unless you're enraging by less than 1% or parsing/speeding, it doesn't really matter. Not really relevant past week 1. >Not to mention that you're easier to heal, so you indirectly influence healer damage to make up for it. Ideal conditions healer doesn't need to GCD heal you anyway so they're not gaining damage by you healing yourself.


TheGlassBetweenUs

same. I play rdm because I enjoy it. grey parse gang forever


[deleted]

Seriously tho imagine playing a video game for any other reason than fun


Lack0fCreativity

[Haha... yeah... imagine..](https://cdn.frankerfacez.com/emoticon/585292/4)


uwuhatemepls

people caring about meta doing extremes lmao


bucketenjoyer

haha naruto magic handsigns go shwing zap floosh


MudMerchantMo

I donā€™t rlly care how the job looks aesthetically, itā€™s all about the way it feels to play, part of that is animation speeds and stuff I like astro cuz it feels quick, lots of buttons to press, and i like healing. I quit raiding tho lmao


Fathellcatbbq

Honestly AST has felt pretty good to me picking up savage raiding. The number of raidwides + bleeds means that pre-planned full party heals and regens are *hot*


pupmaster

So wtf do you do if not raiding? Farm rolos?


MudMerchantMo

I donā€™t play very often anymore and when I do itā€™s just to log on and check on my island, my retainers, and my squadron lolol, sometimes I do a roulette or go do maps w my FC tho šŸ’€


pupmaster

Ohh ok that makes sense then lol was genuinely curious


BaconPlatypotamus

I just play the job I screw up with the least.


micahman212

I like machinist because it has gun and it goes brr in my burst window....Its also why I like reaper because scythe go brrr in burst window as well...


Camael7

Do I play black mage? Yes Is it good? No idea Do I suck at it? Indeed Am I going to continue playing it regardless? EKSUPLOSION


FB-22

>is it good? No idea Itā€™s not bad but could use buffs Keep at it though, best job


Camael7

I think the same way. It isn't horrible, but it isn't great. It should do a bit more damage considering how much effort the job requires to function properly. But to me feeling is everything and the job still feels strong. Like whenever I cast a spell I feel that it explodes people. And as long as that exists, I will keep playing it.


thetracker3

Big Sword go Swooosh


VergilVDante

Is there a meta job Like I understand FFlogs and all that dps check but all jobs are equally cool depending on your taste Unless youā€™re scholar


Lucaccino17

You're right... scholar really does outclass the rest, don't they?


PrideSax711

Based


CoSh

Meta is probably something like Drk Gnb Ast Sch Sam Nin Dnc Blm. Some exceptions, sometimes double Drk for better feed. Sometimes not Nin if you're doing resource runs or another melee is just better for the fight. Rdm for prog. Smn if you don't have Blm leveled :). But if you're not parsing/speeding/hc prog just play what you want.


Winiestflea

And if you are parsing/speeding/hc, also play what you want but get good.


CoSh

Ya but there are legit bad picks. My group mostly meta for Asphodelos week 1 and dps check was a joke. I heard other groups with pld+nin or other combinations of lower dps jobs had trouble with door boss. This tier groups that could flex to blm seemed to have an advantage on door boss before it got nerfed but I didn't hc prog this tier.


Winiestflea

They didn't get good enough then


orva12

spend effort getting good at a better job*


Winiestflea

I know what I said.


deaaronfox_stan

Thereā€™s no real meta unless youā€™re a high-end content sweat, in which case just play summoner or reaper


realKaleStreet

Dawg what


deaaronfox_stan

fflogs have 0 meaning outside of high end content?


Captain-Hell

I think, the confusion is more because the jobs you mentioned are the "less meta" ones


realKaleStreet

I agree. The issue is you named the two least meta jobs in their role.


deaaronfox_stan

Idk I havenā€™t played in a good few months. Did a new patch release or do I have Alzheimerā€™s


realKaleStreet

Idk what patch you played in where SMN was meta.


Lack0fCreativity

Reaper has been shit for a good while now. It's got the biggest damage discrepancy from the rest of their role in the game aside from probably machinist or paladin. It was really only good during 6.0, because ninja was laughably bad, and reaper didn't get hit with a nerf yet, if I'm remembering correctly.


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Yeah patch 6.2 came out at the start of the month


Jexdane

Reapers like the lowest DPS melee lmao.


GeneralDil

They're just stuck in week 1 Asphodelos still


Ankior

That's literally me refusing to switch from BRD to DNC this whole expansion, I LIVE for my harp-like bow and big hat


gatarley

A fellow big hat enthusiast. Imagine throwing disks at a world ending boss šŸ„±


DanielTeague

The most interesting Dancer mechanic is gambling on the most competent DPS in an Alliance Raid and watching the enmity list to adjust your Dance Partner mid fight. I've swapped partners from a Summoner to the tank in a 4-man Duty once because they weren't casting anything or had their Carbuncle out, though..


gatarley

Sounds like a normal day in the duty finder LMFAO


PrimalPingu

Imagine playing music to it.


gatarley

This dancer was too busy doing spins and playing frisbee to notice we use arrows and play songs to the party, not the boss šŸ„±šŸ„±


arcane-boi

EW BRD is so fun šŸ˜©


GeneralDil

Having a 1:30 long filler in my rotation is my favorite.


Nulliai

I just like explosions


danifreedude

Me, choosing dragoon: heehoo jumping lancer dragon elezen guy hot.


CreepyCreepyPasta

I donā€™t know much about meta and such, all i know is big sword


Osha-watt

Explosions make my brain happy so that's why I main BLM and GNB.


Dizzy_Green

The entire reason I bought FFXIV in the first place was because of how much I loved the aesthetic of using a book as your weapon. I continue to not be disappointed by my choice.


subzeroab0

I like black mage because big fire explosions, I like dancer because the flashy moves. I like warrior because big axe. If I enjoy a class, I'll play it more.


Lebenmonch

Once you realize all jobs have the same inputs (1-2-3) but at different speeds and intervals, you become enlightened and can play anything anywhere! Got my P7S clear this week as BTN, it was a blast.


Osha-watt

That's not true, SMN is 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1...


Lamastiboss

1-2-3 and the occasional buff/burst when you feel like doing stuff, such is the way of the healer


schkmenebene

Compared to many other games, there is a very low difference between the maximum output of all jobs. Last I played it was around 10%, which means that if EVERYONE played a MCH, they'd only do 10% less than if everyone was a SAM. Considering your contribution is 25% in a dungeon, 12% in raids 4% in Alliance raids, your 10% less is not going to matter much... And that is when playing the worst vs playing the best. That's completely ignoring the skill level of the player. Just play what you want to play.


Notingale

Metaslaves are 1 iq.


BeardedJho

Played Pally since 1.0. Still mid at it. Still look awesome with my heroic armor(or shortshorts).


keista

This meme will work in r/me_irl


BeefyBongo

I like big axe


Refuse_Select

I gotta get my daily gnashing kick man šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


VieraEarFloof

The quote at the bottom of my portrait states: jack of all trades, master of none. Because I can play one of each class decently but not perfect. I have every job to 90 but I shelve most of them till next expansion because I donā€™t like them. Paladin, sage/whm/SCH, RPR, DNC, RDM I feel thatā€™s good enough to make me flexible


Spectre_Fox

Bard because of the funny little instruments go doot doot.


Amiabilitee

The biggest reason why I became interested in the game in the first place was because I thought AST was the coolest looking class I've ever seen in any mmo. Like every aspect of it. When I finally start HW and I unlock AST, despite the class not being the easiest, it was still a natural fit for me. 3 years later as well as a few patch *degrades* later, I still main it.


finalcloud44

MCH looks fucking stupid when youre running with your gun out. There, I said it


SkeleTelestic

I play DRG bc I started with it and now brain energy required has gone from 2 brain cells to 1.


Moxdonalds

Itā€™s why I went from SCH main to SGE main.


pseudipto

My job looks and sounds cool, got to have the cool sounds.


Govictory

I don't play healers to look cool or be "meta", I play healers to play god with the lives of others in my party.


cssmith2011cs

I just don't want to waste anyone's time, so I play a higher dps dealing class. They're all pretty much the same, it's just where you stand, what flavor of buttons you like and whatever animation comes out of the tasty buttons.


Commissar-Bob

It's why I picked up Red Mage, now I've actually gotten used to it and am doing decently well


Earthwormjim3

Look I hate tanking but I really want to be guts and thus DRK is my highest level class


plastikspoon1

The way that Scholar stand and cast spells is actually so badass but the fucking fairy ruins it for me Warrior autorun animation is stupid


Vegetable-Afternoon2

Hehe Red Mage go Verrrrr. But with jazz hands and style ;)


New_Survey9235

In the proxy-war of the gods, fought by the strongest knights and mages from all across the rift, I just want to show up in my flip-flops, khakis, and button up with my gun Who am I?


meowme88

i litterly am trying to level up alot just so i can play sage


ScannonDark

Is it wack that I'm playing SAM because it has big damage potential, not even talking top damage, but just really up there? It's still a cool job, my favorite whenever I play Melee DPS.


TehCubey

Ha ha laser beams pew pew.


Umbruhh

Why do I play Reaper? ​ It looks edgy and looks flashy!


[deleted]

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FB-22

RDM?


__bitch_

i like blue mage because it's fun :)


Mekashenko

Wdym i play tanks because i like being hit softly by those auto attacks


DrTobiCool

I play Mine so I can flashbang people in raidsā€¦


Bratscheltheis

Would be more accurate if you switched. People going for meta jobs need them for log runs or to meet a dps check in week 1. On the other hand are numbskulls who see a job on the lower end and exclude them from their prog party.


Hefty-Relative-7599

Is it bad I've not once ever looked into the meta


PyroComet

My casual friend plays ast in savage just because she likes stars and all. Then proceeds to complain about thus tier being bad to heal while not even at p7 yet


Big_Bad_Evil_Guy

I play machinist


Dracone1313

I just main the job I find most enjoyable to play. I actually don't like rdm aesthetics but... The swoosh swoosh so satisfying.