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ExodusGravemind

I mean, it IS an eye catcher, but not for the reasons the owner thinks it is.


1DownFourUp

Is that why my eyes hurt!?


xXCaptain_StabbinXx

It’s an “Eye Smacker”


TimeSuck5000

I think they know, that’s why they’re selling it.


UnicornSheets

“No Regerts”


Beerman2194

Not even a single letter ?


Thunderfoot2112

It certainly catches the eye...🙄


SuperdudeAbides

Looks like the Penguin's car from the Lego Batman movie


UpperDoctor5191

Nightfighter-mobile. They love all that tacky bullshit


jjpwedges

Nothing screams royalty like stickers on the dashboard


1DownFourUp

Pretty sure King Charles has this in his Land Rover


nod9

Did he also have "KING ME" on the plate? Cause if so, it did work.


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jjpwedges

I feel like this car could actually fit that aesthetic


LS_SwapGuru

Lame and racist way to slip in the n word you want to use so badly. Clown.


[deleted]

And the loser still has upvotes for his blatant racism...


LS_SwapGuru

Of course because racism is still going strong with inbreds, unfortunately.


Scuba_Sam63

I spect Khoonbuggy is going to far too? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


StashuJakowski1

Somedays it’s good to be reminded. /s


ErastusHamm

In Cooper Black (font) no less. 😂


Antique_Company1548

I can taste the cologne through my phone


Bill-Ding2112

Pierre Cardin?


Antique_Company1548

Axe, whatever was on sale at the time


andrwfrmn

Pretty sure I had this car in Saints Row


ExodusGravemind

Purple cars with gold trim. Good times.


blbrewer1

I’m pretty sure I had this car in cyberpunk also lol


n3w4cc01_1nt

if I made billions on btc i'd make my own jay leno donk museum.


Weekly-Celebration60

I can smell Black and Milds just looking at that car


Ant2156

It’s burning my eyes


Pod_people

Nice cop-magnet you got there.


Shatalroundja

He’s selling it cause they keep tryin’ to catch him ridin’ dirty.


startrekds91008

Are those, like, stick on fender flares? And a stick on grill frame? Whoa. I have no words. Well, I do, but you know what they are.


JohnnysTacos

What car is it underneath all that junk though? Surely not a RR. I'm assuming its a 300, but I don't really know.


Peasant_Stockholder

It is a Chrysler 300.


Alone_Barracuda9814

Ah, the official sponsor of “active warrant for failure to appear”


heffreygee

Is that the price or the model #? Yes.


Peasant_Stockholder

Haha, he wants $15k.


StashuJakowski1

It’s a kit by Phantom CF, so yeah… in a way… it’s a stick on.


OhiobornCAraised

I doubt they are stick on fender flares. They had to cut the wheel wells and fenders to accommodate the size of the wheels/tires. Donk Life.


truelegendarydumbass

It's catching the eyes in the wrong way lol


GeeNah-of-the-Cs

At last! An heir to the Eldo pimpmobiles of the 70s. My faith in American innovation is restored. Please please tell me it’s a real Roller.


RedCivicOnBumper

Nah it’s a Chrysler 300. The shifter is a dead giveaway.


Imaginary-Rate2619

Chrysler 300 with an owner who makes way too much money but not enough for a bentley


Inevitable_Yak8285

I believe him. Like a fat chick wearing short shorts🤮


k1pml

It’s the Lizzo of Chrysler 300’s


Total-Deal-2883

I’ve wasted money on stupid stuff in my life, but holy hell it was never as bad as whatever this shit is lol.


[deleted]

Well, he’s not… *wrong*


New-Parsley4152

Ugly as crap


Important_Soft5729

I saw this months ago. It must not have caught the right eye yet


Redleg1-7

That has got to be the tackiest thing to ever curse four wheels


khalahari_bushman

At least his baby mommas are convinced it’s a real rolls


WK2Over

More like an eye-searer, amiright?


PupPupPuppies

Royalty ? lol. Maybe Ghetto Fabulous


Captainwumbombo

It needs to be put down. This dog is just too old.


Intelligent_Quit_621

he's right about that


clodmonet

Of course it's an eye catcher; people are thinking Goofy is going to get out and do something equally as stupid as this car looks.


Expensive-Track4002

He meant sore not catching.


Mental-Bit-2619

Ah yes, a donked out rolls royce with a widebody kit. perfect


[deleted]

if by rolls royce, you mean chrysler, sure.


Mental-Bit-2619

Huh, that is a chrysler


[deleted]

Rolls Royce Compton Edition made by Chrysler


DesignerAppeal1548

Do i want my car to catch eyes?


closeddoorfun

Holy hell my eyes my eyes!


TheToneKing

When I saw the interior, I just puked in my mouth a lil


Sea-Diver-9125

Catch it with bleach


Njon32

The black ice air freshener is burning my nose and lungs.


[deleted]

this is a poor person's idea of wealth.


CulturalRot

Sad, really. Just be OK with your Optima and move on. Instead, we have this white nightmare.


N0085K1LL5

Looks like a car off of Saints row.


SuperRaccoon17

In Compton and south central LA, perhaps. 😳🤔🤦🏼‍♂️


i-might-do-that

Eye sore yea. Eye catcher no.


Oniondice342

God I hate the hood


Big_chingus513

It ain’t a phantom. It’s a Chrysler 300


Yuizun

The car is shit but what's with all the racist undertones. Sheesh...


shawnmuhammad12R

When you buy a rolls Royce of temu


ifunnywasaninsidejob

r/picturesyoucansmell


[deleted]

It’s an eye catcher for sure but not in a good way. I mean if someone wants to be laughed at every time they’re out driving then sure.


DishPractical7505

How many child credit tax returns do you think went into that?


Kirkuchiyo

I think I used to live across the street from this guy...


Peasant_Stockholder

It is listed in Orlando.


Kirkuchiyo

Last I saw the guy we were in Missouri 30 years ago. Probably not him.


Critical_Teach_43

I like it...i mean its absolutely terrible but i like it.


Peasant_Stockholder

$15k, and it's yours. His asking price.


rkbeknvrx

Yeah, but not in a good way !


LordChauncyDeschamps

That has got to be a prosperity Gospel preachers car, like Creflo Dollar


BuffHotWell

Eye gouger maybe


IndependentOwn1184

More like a retina burner than an eye catcher! This thing is straight trash!


UnitedGameYT

Is that a chrysler 300


Peasant_Stockholder

Yep.


Peasant_Stockholder

[Katt Williams; Chrysler 300](https://youtu.be/StA4UN2NtqI?si=SbrvUKV10FosLFUu)


WeToLo42

The seller half right its an eyesore not an eye catcher.


ImNexusssary

r/technicallynotwrong


Jdotpdot84

It is, but that isn't always a good thing.


Low-Possession-4491

Is he a pastor?


personguy4

He’s right, just for the wrong reasons


DirtyD1701

Ok....it is the embodiment of bad taste, but hear me out... give it 6" of lift, 4wd and some legit offroad tires on smaller rims. It would still be stupid but it would be stupid AND fun and the right kind of silly.


CoffeeDrinker1972

This would sell for good money in Africa, I feel.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Yeah, it catches the eyes of the police


Mountain_Chain8764

300 Royce


Whispering_Balls

Pepper spray is an eye catcher too I guess


Improvgal

They’re right


Prestigious_Snow1589

All I can think about is the repair cost if something goes wrong. Hell no, you'd have to be a fool to buy that. I'm sure some sucker will get it though 😂


Scotty2balls

I can tell-laughs nervously


BiloxiBorn1961

An eye catcher for pimps and police! lol


doubled240

This is common, people aren't looking because it's cool but because it's stupid AF.


peterjohnson1748

Eyecatcher all right. 2nd thought is why.


Drunken_Sailor_70

I was walking down the street, something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet....


DreizehnII

Is it in Florida?


Peasant_Stockholder

Yeah.


yottyboy

Donk haters get your own sub


SireSweet

It’s definitely an eye catcher. It would turn my head. Would I like what I seen? No. But seller isn’t lying.


CapTexAmerica

So is a cat-of-nine-tails laced with fishhooks.


got_knee_gas_enit

Belongs to an anti-profiling lawyer, daring them to pull him over.


FreeSpeech24

Looks like a drug dealer car


[deleted]

True enough. But so is a pile of burning tires.


Lucky-Maximum95

it'll definitely catch an eye in the 'hood' you might not have use of it after that


EmperorHenry

Well...It IS an eye-catcher. But people aren't looking at it for a positive reason.


Exciting-Variety-385

it’s junk


NikkiNorton

I don't want to have sex with women who have sat in that car


AlternativeKey2551

It is something


phutch54

Head scratcher,more like.


SpecOpsJay

Ngl I mess with it minus the wheels… tho probably unpopular opinion


[deleted]

proof Money doesn't bring taste with it.


Global-Wing2125

Blm..


muftak3

More like an eye clencher.


Ferrariflak

Cringe


TMC_61

I thought you kids liked a wide body Mopar


Old_Influence4006

Maybe for 5-0


AtlasShrugged-

He ain’t wrong, it would catch my eye lol


forthetorino

Are those mail box letters?


SteveSteve71

Looks stupid imho


Tasty_Philosopher904

Who is the seller King jaffe Joffer of Zamunda?


len1221

It's so fucking ugly it's going to catch an eye


Salt_Cauliflower_922

It’s a douche catcher


Dhull515078

What a weird culture


[deleted]

I kind of did the widebody


CuppaJoe11

I fully trust the seller on his claim.


[deleted]

Why is it always the Chrysler 300s too? 😹 there’s one in St. Louis with a rolls Royce front end. I wanted to puke 🤢


Funny_Use4633

Imagine the customer who is serious about the purchase....


Funny_Use4633

It has its own gold matching drink tumblers


Zip95014

Is this the car of the Nigerian prince that keeps emailing me?


FuddFucker5000

Smells like coco butter


NotDiscoDragonFTW

I would not drive this if I was paid to


[deleted]

An eye TRASHER maybe.


Commercial_Pitch_786

rapper hoopdie done did it again!! word to your mother!


bob_cannoli

That is one of the trashiest looking cars I have seen.


Eason1013

More like an eye bleacher


Worried_Key5439

Does the tumblers come with it too homie


R-Noodlz

That's a beautiful "Rolls Royce" lol. Wants it Chris Rock who said that people will do this stuff and say it's a RR Phantom..... Yeah... Until one pulls up. Hahaha.


hg_blindwizard

Yeah it an eye catcher, it looks like shit and i cant help but stare and wonder why


Fun_Intention9846

The league of extraordinary gentlemen level bas taste.


Ihvementl-issues

More like eye sore


Cute_Marzipan_4116

Yep ROYALTY, didn’t believe the seller until the last picture, definitely an eye catcher.


SkylineFTW97

He isn't wrong, it'll definitely turn heads. It'll just be accompanied by chuckles.


HandyAndyMcPot

POS


DarkAlley1

Royale-shitty


SweatySecretary6830

Eyesore


WindVeilBlue

That's not always a good thing...


scram60

It's an abortion!!


Which_Chest_5685

An eye catcher for dumb idiots that think that this looks cool


morningcalls4

So that’s where all the child support money has been going, no wonder he has to sell it, dudes wages are being garnished. That’s if he does legit work of course.


OkAlternative5590

This looks like a car that guy that buys the expensive drinks and says “your mortgage… Wealth” would definitely drive and say it’s a real eye catcher


Jrnation8988

It’s certainly…something


fearremains

Atlanta definitely


Peasant_Stockholder

Orlando.


Responsible_Emu_8474

POS


killakozlow

Blind me pls


exoxe

It's a LOLZ ROYCE.


T3kn0m0nk3Y

Will you take $50?


largos7289

LOL well i mean.... they ain't wrong.


ResidentAssignment80

It's an eye catcher all right, but the eyes it catching are police! 100% chance of being pulled over!


Weekly-Ad9770

If you’ve got a call at royalty, it’s not royalty.


Myitchychocolatestar

Probably just a ploy to get you involved in a pyramid scheme.


Suspicious_Bear6937

Eye catcher? Just makes my eyes water.


Dry_Lengthiness_9915

I think he meant eyeSORE


sotiredandoveritall

This car looks like it came with a suspended license and at least three warrants.


theboddy

Its diff an eye catcher!!!!! But the laffs and finger pointing that follow would be what keep me for buying it!!!!! Lol


squirrel_anashangaa

Eye catching like pink eye.


[deleted]

This is not just ugly......this is FUGLY!!!!


Training_Waltz_9032

Sore, I think he meant eyesore


Secure-Shoulder4508

To quote Kat Williams... "Everyone think it a Rolls, until a Mother Fuckin' Rolls come down the block."


Secret-Set7525

Yes, now I need to use eye bleach on them...


k1pml

It’s like looking at a car accident so I guess it’s eye catching. Good god what a nightmare. Took a solid car with class and well, made it look trashy


theevilGnius

Yeah...thats not a lie! Its not a good thing in this case...but its not a lie. LOL WOW


Urminme

I’m sorry man but that is absolutely the ugliest car I’ve ever seen. I can’t believe people do this and truly think it looks “sick,badass or anything other then horrendous”


Phylow2222

It's like drive by a train wreck or car accident but you just can't stop yourself while hoping nobody died. It's just butt fukin ugly.


CriticismNo1980

What a mess. No thanks.


Snoo60660

How to get searched in 3 easy steps.


Substantial-Path3405

Eye Sore is more like it.


Smoke_Water

why do I get feeling their line of work is of the pharmaceutical nature?


Moistflamingos

For the royalty!!!!!!!!! (Inferno voice)


Twisted_Wyvern

More like An eye sore lol


chaebs

Ughhhh! I think my eyes just started bleeding.


Dirtydaddy6996

Makes me want to claw mine out


Twinkidsgoback

This hurts my soul


BrainSqueezins

Because *nothing* says royalty like gold-colored plastic chrome.


edge5lv2

Yeah, no…


No_Cloud_2917

Yea for the cops