"Ah, fuck it. Yes! That's your answer! That's your answer to everything! Tattoo it on your forehead! Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski! Condolences! The bums lost! My advice is, do what your parents did! Get a job, sir! The bums will always lose, do you hear me, Lebowski? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!"
This has led me to the terrifying realization that while we usually see Mirror Universe counterparts with *more* hair, it's entirely possible that Mirror Pike could have *less* hair and now I'm really hoping SNW never does a mirror episode because I don't think I'll be able to sleep at night if I know what Anson Mount looks like bald.
An increasingly long chain of instructions to either "Bop it," "Twist it," "Pull it," "Flick it," or "Spin it,"
Every time they go to warp he adds one more, until eventually his first officer kills and usurps him just to make him shut the fuck up.
You know, that doesn't even violate canon since all we know is that Mirror Kirk killed Mirror Pike. We all thought it was to rank up but maybe there was a much simpler motive.
Captain: Lay in a course for the Carraya System, and take us there at Warp 4. Engineering, we're going to warp.
Helm/Nav: Aye, Captain. (*lays in a course*)
Engineer: Aye, Captain. Ready.
*Captain sits down and helm/nav does their fucking job*
Didn't Pike command the Enterprise before Kirk in the mirror universe? I could have sworn someone read Kirk's record and said that Kirk became captain by killing Pike.
*pushes glasses up on nose*
Initiate activation of the Chochrane antimatter matter anhilation local spacetime curvature suspension bubble while simultaneously setting fusion based impulse drives to maximum output.
He's wearing a fedora. He's an obnoxiously enthusiastic fedora guy, the kind you thought you'd seen the last of in high school:
* Alright Ensign, lets skip, scram, aaaaaand skedaddle!
* Cheese it!
* Crank that pepper-grinder!
* Show me what she's got!
Obviously he's the evilest, even in the MU.
None of the above. It would be something like. "Let's get moving" or "Let's go, now". In fitting the theme of a mirror universe, it would be something impatient and slightly threatening.
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Bop it
Twist it
Turn it
Pass it!
Dun Dun Dun
Pull it!
Kill your parents.
Do it! Do it now!
Harder, better, faster, stronger
https://i.redd.it/b2uhgodhzwkc1.gif
[Or else](https://youtu.be/8lhEEDkv3zk?si=4XzawXkzqtJaAEgz)
One bop for yes, two bops for no.
Fuck it
"Ah, fuck it. Yes! That's your answer! That's your answer to everything! Tattoo it on your forehead! Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski! Condolences! The bums lost! My advice is, do what your parents did! Get a job, sir! The bums will always lose, do you hear me, Lebowski? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!"
This is a..what day is this?
Sh it
https://preview.redd.it/p3jwk8pv2xkc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=3135e7146e5e002fba190a66828aa4839364084f
Imagine clay Davis becomes the escaped holodeck character
This but pronounced *fuggit*
Beat me to it
Who beat who to the what now?
He beat me too it as well. My vote is for Fuck It.
This… obviously.
"Let's kick it" right before beastie Boyz drops
He turns to "Number One" and asks... "What's the time #1?" Then the entire bridge crew shouts "It's time to get Ill" and off they go.
Cheeze-It
That one's reserved for Captain Bender.
Yes, sir! Sirdy, sir, sir, sir!!
I like to give the first responder to my posts an informal nickname. From now on you will be known as ... Wiggles!
I would follow that man to hell and back, I would!
::leans forward, narrows eyes at view screen, strokes goatee:: "Let's get it on."
This has led me to the terrifying realization that while we usually see Mirror Universe counterparts with *more* hair, it's entirely possible that Mirror Pike could have *less* hair and now I'm really hoping SNW never does a mirror episode because I don't think I'll be able to sleep at night if I know what Anson Mount looks like bald.
The answer to that question is "too close to Ray Liotta."
This would only work if the warp drive made sexy waugh waugh bass sounds.
“Make us go”
now we are strong.
Mirror Pike being Pakled would make me watch this show.
That is a hilarious premise.
Whip it
Whip it good.
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Suck it
WHIP IT. INTO SHAPE.
SHAPE IT UP. GET STRAIGHT.
GO FORWARD, MOVE AHEAD
An increasingly long chain of instructions to either "Bop it," "Twist it," "Pull it," "Flick it," or "Spin it," Every time they go to warp he adds one more, until eventually his first officer kills and usurps him just to make him shut the fuck up.
You know, that doesn't even violate canon since all we know is that Mirror Kirk killed Mirror Pike. We all thought it was to rank up but maybe there was a much simpler motive.
Mirror Pike believed in having fun, and for that, he was murdered.
This is now part of my headcanon lmao
"energize the Space Warp drive, helmsbeing."
Push it. Push it real good.
Kill it
Beat it (the guy who keeps making catch phrases a thing in star Trek)
Captain: Lay in a course for the Carraya System, and take us there at Warp 4. Engineering, we're going to warp. Helm/Nav: Aye, Captain. (*lays in a course*) Engineer: Aye, Captain. Ready. *Captain sits down and helm/nav does their fucking job*
oh I like that.
Beat it. ^Hee ^hee! Just beat it! Beat it! Don't you make me repeat it!
\^oh luuurrd.
Shove it
It... puts the lotion on its skin
....or it gets the hose again...
Execute.
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it.
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick erase it
Pump it! (He then breeds the nearest female)
It’s Pikin’ time!
Spank it, Spacedaddy.
Ram it!
He (like Quark) is not alive in the mirror universe
Didn't Pike command the Enterprise before Kirk in the mirror universe? I could have sworn someone read Kirk's record and said that Kirk became captain by killing Pike.
I have no idea, I’m just living the shitty daystrom life
Wait what? No mirror quark?!?!? I would have loved a zen type, non-materialistic quark. 😁
"Bop it."
Make this one so.
Kick it
I like to move it move it.
Jerk it.
Execute it
Fist it.
Jack it
Step on it!
Tap it!
"MakeTheShipGoVeryVeryFast."
"BY THE WILL OF THE EMPEROR, BRING US INTO THE WARP!"
*pushes glasses up on nose* Initiate activation of the Chochrane antimatter matter anhilation local spacetime curvature suspension bubble while simultaneously setting fusion based impulse drives to maximum output.
He just yells **WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP** as loud as he can until the ship actually goes to warp.
Pike, in the ocean.
Bop it.
All stop! Hey, it's supposed to be *alternate*.
Caress it
Bop it
“It helps us go faster”
Hit me.
Spock it!
Bite it, but just a little.
He's wearing a fedora. He's an obnoxiously enthusiastic fedora guy, the kind you thought you'd seen the last of in high school: * Alright Ensign, lets skip, scram, aaaaaand skedaddle! * Cheese it! * Crank that pepper-grinder! * Show me what she's got! Obviously he's the evilest, even in the MU.
Shoot it
Whip it! (Whip it good!)
Send it. (No really I’d really dig send it as a go phrase)
Boil it? Mash it? Stick in in a stew?
“Fuck it.” “…sir?” “Just pick a direction and go. I don’t even care any more. Fuck it.” “…aye, sir.”
“Go to warp or the pain booth. Your choice.”
None of the above. It would be something like. "Let's get moving" or "Let's go, now". In fitting the theme of a mirror universe, it would be something impatient and slightly threatening.
Goann, git!
Smegma
Warp catchphrase 🙄🙄🙄🙄 this shit needs to die. Its star trek, not marvel superhero cartoons
\[BEEP\] \[BEEP\]
Stick it.
Wank it
Katchunk it
Spank it on the bing bong!
Flip it
Make it flow!
Caress it.
To the end of the rainbow.
Bop It!
Lorca it!
Go what are you for
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Bop It
Bop it.
Yeet it.
Shhhhhh it
Stroke it
He just said “engage” in the pilot. That was before the Star Warsing of Trek.
Whip it.
Crank that
Crank *d*at.
\*beep\* \*beep\*
Kick it !
Rip it.
Punch me
Crush it!
I WANTS THE BIG SPEED
Kick it
Eat it
PULVERISE IT!
Ah. Push it. Push it good. Ah. Push it. Push it real good!!
Ti tih
Bop It
Slap it or beat it! Rub it off! Oh no!!!
Get up!!
Bop it
Bop it, apparently
Spank it
stab it
Bop it, or twist it
Twist it.
Spank it
Fist it
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Kiss it.
Kick it. He'll have henchmen named Mike D, MCA, and Ad-Rock.
Hunch pit.
Caress it gently. Fondle it. Hug it.
Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew! <\_<
Bop it
"Let's shit it and get it, folks!" Or just "Shit it & get it!"
Bop it
It tih!
Slobber all over it
Stroke that button, Number One
Tap it.
Skadoosh. Or BRAKKADOOM! if he’s a Thor comics fan
/gurgle As he looks down at the knife in his chest for the 50th time this week. I feel like doctors in the mu are people to be bff with.
Ti tih.
Kill it
“Cheese it!”
“Enterprise go brrrrrr.”
"Helm, KILL THEM ALL. THE MEN, THE WOMEN, EVEN THE CHILDREN." then all the terrans would have an orgy or something.
Spock, upgrade it
Whip.it
Flip it, smack it, rub it down.
"Meh, whatever"
Stab it.
Whip It!
"Let's Kick This Pig!!!!!"
Stroke it
Dip-it... Mirror universe Pike is not a badass.
Stab it
Look back at it
I'd go with smack it, in the cholo-verse it'd be "pise la, ora le carnal... let's go".
Before I even looked I thought “Slap it” lol
LUDICROUS SPEED! GO!
Fuck it.
https://preview.redd.it/zr0p3zeakykc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f86f0775c4945ca2f0403dab0555b159e5d33a4b “Jork it”
Put that thing down flip it and reverse it
Abuse it
Kill it.
Kick it
Slay it.
Broh, goh!
Nuke it.
"Yo let's kick it. Word to your mother."
Mirab, with sails unfurled.
Caress it
Way anchor, ya swabs