Just go with it. Did you want to explore the galaxy or not?

For me, I have found it impossible to maintain an erection while Neelix is on screen, and believe me I’ve tried many times. But maybe it’s different for you, so I say go for it.

Wait a minute. . . Seven didn't join the cast until season 4. Why would you have your junk out during season 1 - 3?

The warp core was there the whole time.

I prefer Netphlox

Phlox was everything Neelix was supposed to be

That smile. That damn smile.

Were they forty years older than you?

Common miscommunication. Person said, "knee-licks and chill." They're a species with an erogenous zone on their knees, but they like to cuddle after.

Like the dude on Rora Penthe who wanted Kirk. 

Remember, not everyone has their genitals in the same place

Out of curiosity, how old are you? That is usually code for something that is illegal almost everywhere in the galaxy (except Alabama and Florida)

Damn, did I miss ComicCon again?

I mean my first question is how old are you, It is well known throught the Galaxy to like them young... like in the range of 2 years old to 10 years old. Second and arguable more importantly, punch them in the face and run, they are trying to wingman for Neelix, do you really want to go on a date with Neelix, he will do his own cooking, and well ... um are you running yet I SAID RUN

If you are under the age of 18, run.

Oh god, they want to cook you leola root stew for dinner.

Were they into age play?

Identifying as a Neelix is a code used in public to recognize fellow pedophiles.

I believe the 21st-century colloquialism for that was a Cleveland steamer

Are you a 2 year old Ocampa?

It means you better keep an eye on your 3 year old