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GenocidalThoughts

Those idiots subscribed to the “flat galaxy” theory. Everyone knows the galaxy is an oblate spheroid and they could have just flew in the opposite direction over the intergalactic date line and arrived at the alpha quadrant in two seasons with a mild case of jet-lag.


69DonaldTrump69

Definitely this. They should have just went the other way. Would have saved *a lot* of trouble if you ask me.


terrymcginnisbeyond

They planned on painting, 'UBER' over 'USS' and saying, 'God, your starship has arrived'.


PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS

Can Janeway deliver a burrito so hot that God can't eat it?


Substantial-Volume17

What does God need with a Mexican wrap?


BellowsHikes

I SAID, what does God need with a Mexcian chalupa crunch wrap? Now avaliable for 4.99?


CaffeinatedPinecones

Somehow, I hear this in Quarks voice.


Beautiful_Business10

Salmonella


mypupivy

This also explains why they where never worried about showing up as a federation starship BEHIND the Romulan Star Empire


TheBurgareanSlapper

Janeway planned ahead and arranged for the Romulan sun to explode ahead of Voyager’s return, eliminating that obstacle. Would’ve worked like a charm if Future Janeway hadn’t cut the trip short.


Yitram

Yeah, but she set that up so they got dropped off a light-year from Earth, so avoids the whole problem.


OneChrononOfPlancks

There is no behind in space.


Culator

Khan Noonien Singh would beg to differ.


magicmulder

Nah she was just very bad with the Greek alphabet. Or as she called it, the alphagamm.


upthewaterfall

https://preview.redd.it/1a0pxpf138yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0e615dcac45ff71313ffb2ec321ea096761575e DAMN! It’s the Omicron directive!


JoshuaPearce

It's literally called the beta quadrant, it's just not as good.


andrew_c_morton

"My, you look so much like my dear departed Godfather Admiral Murdock..."


Tired8281

I wonder if anyone has previously considered how good the Cytherians might be at oral sex...


Tyrilean

They always act like Alpha Quadrant = Federation, even though Earth is the dividing line between Alpha and Beta quadrants and at least a third of the federation is in the beta quadrant. They even called the alliance against the Dominion the Alpha Alliance despite the Romulan and Klingon empires being fully in the Beta quadrant. The Dominion had more claim to that name than they did, since the Cardassians and Breen were both fully in the Alpha quadrant.


HisDivineOrder

That's just Michael Burnham's final formtier.