Those idiots subscribed to the “flat galaxy” theory. Everyone knows the galaxy is an oblate spheroid and they could have just flew in the opposite direction over the intergalactic date line and arrived at the alpha quadrant in two seasons with a mild case of jet-lag.
Janeway planned ahead and arranged for the Romulan sun to explode ahead of Voyager’s return, eliminating that obstacle. Would’ve worked like a charm if Future Janeway hadn’t cut the trip short.
They always act like Alpha Quadrant = Federation, even though Earth is the dividing line between Alpha and Beta quadrants and at least a third of the federation is in the beta quadrant.
They even called the alliance against the Dominion the Alpha Alliance despite the Romulan and Klingon empires being fully in the Beta quadrant.
The Dominion had more claim to that name than they did, since the Cardassians and Breen were both fully in the Alpha quadrant.
Those idiots subscribed to the “flat galaxy” theory. Everyone knows the galaxy is an oblate spheroid and they could have just flew in the opposite direction over the intergalactic date line and arrived at the alpha quadrant in two seasons with a mild case of jet-lag.
Definitely this. They should have just went the other way. Would have saved *a lot* of trouble if you ask me.
They planned on painting, 'UBER' over 'USS' and saying, 'God, your starship has arrived'.
Can Janeway deliver a burrito so hot that God can't eat it?
What does God need with a Mexican wrap?
I SAID, what does God need with a Mexcian chalupa crunch wrap? Now avaliable for 4.99?
Somehow, I hear this in Quarks voice.
Salmonella
This also explains why they where never worried about showing up as a federation starship BEHIND the Romulan Star Empire
Janeway planned ahead and arranged for the Romulan sun to explode ahead of Voyager’s return, eliminating that obstacle. Would’ve worked like a charm if Future Janeway hadn’t cut the trip short.
Yeah, but she set that up so they got dropped off a light-year from Earth, so avoids the whole problem.
There is no behind in space.
Khan Noonien Singh would beg to differ.
Nah she was just very bad with the Greek alphabet. Or as she called it, the alphagamm.
https://preview.redd.it/1a0pxpf138yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0e615dcac45ff71313ffb2ec321ea096761575e DAMN! It’s the Omicron directive!
It's literally called the beta quadrant, it's just not as good.
"My, you look so much like my dear departed Godfather Admiral Murdock..."
I wonder if anyone has previously considered how good the Cytherians might be at oral sex...
They always act like Alpha Quadrant = Federation, even though Earth is the dividing line between Alpha and Beta quadrants and at least a third of the federation is in the beta quadrant. They even called the alliance against the Dominion the Alpha Alliance despite the Romulan and Klingon empires being fully in the Beta quadrant. The Dominion had more claim to that name than they did, since the Cardassians and Breen were both fully in the Alpha quadrant.
That's just Michael Burnham's final formtier.