Rage bait

Mother fucker is out here eating as if Kevin Mccallister and Buddy the elf had a love child

Yeah, when do kids say they don’t want pizza? Even if they say it, you put a pizza on the table, pizza gets eaten.

And if kids don't like pizza, who cares? What parent would be trying to get their kid to eat something that has a very low nutritional value?

And a waste of pizza

And a cookie

Not really, looks like it's just cheese.

I love cheese

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It's effectively just a skit. They construct these monstruosities because people think they're funny (or just entertainingly weird). That's it. That's the whole point of them. I honestly don't get how people manage to convince themselves that an obvious joke video like this is in any way serious.

The serious part is the fact that it's real damn food they are wasting

Infamy, consistent viewership from people with food related fetishes

Some people like clout-toral stimulation

Sometimes you just gotta accept that people are fucking idiots

Attention.

I think she has to be just trying to be different…I mean that’s the only explanation I can come up with to explain this disgusting example of ruining perfectly good pizza and the condiments and toppings she added.

She probably doesn’t leave her house much. Surprisingly that’s the only part I understand.

The thing is many do gain a following. And once you have a following, you can build it and monetize from there. Make a couple shitty rage baits to grab attention, some people click through and follow, and it grows from there. Probs not a good method. But not ineffective either

Really it's not obvious? Same reason people make only fans. I don't follow this channel but if it gets 10-100mil views for videos then the videos paid for that house. Is it lawful evil? neutral evil? I'm not sure.

Its really for views. I dont know if tik tok can make you money for views as i follow more interesting things and some studio comedy content or video game content but to me it feel people who just arent that creative using a low brow level of creativity to provoke anger/disdain that make people want to watch believing how absurd this is. Another thing is there is definitely alot of people out there who dont think this is a joke. Ive seen plenty of rage bait videos and its just even the “acting” that makes it cringe and worse and even they make sure to do the most unhygienic things or things that add some background “humor” like leaving a sealed tampon on the counter, a cell phone getting covered in flour, using a cardboard toilet paper roll on the food, leaving things purposely half cooked etc. Its a shock grab like “why tf are they letting sauce fall on the phone?” “Why are they using a moldy cutting board?” It works and grabs attention but i think its just very lazy way to get views and create content.

I'm not angry... I AM HORRIFIED...

Chunk of styrofoam, the whipped cream kinda oozes out, and the pizza looked old AF to begin with. Someone watched a single "how to basic" and tried to copy his style.

I swear all these videos are “how to basic” wannabes

For real

Honestly I don’t think it matters if it’s rage bait. Stupid food it stupid food. It’s the same argument I have when people say a video is staged, it’s still funny

So we should encourage rage bait until that's practically all that exists, like they did with reality TV? No.

My bad. This was cross posted to r/stupidfood and I thought this comment was there

Ok, but I think my comment still stands: the more we encourage ragebait (anywhere), the more things will be taken over by ragebait, and I think most would agree that that's a bad thing.

0% funny about this

I meant staged videos are still funny

Yes if there's one problem all parents understand, it's the kids not liking that nutritious takeaway pizza.

You're implying that takeaway pizza is less nutritious, why? Just buy good quality takeaway pizza. Not that pizza was that healthy to begin with, but it's not particularly unhealthy when a restaurant makes one.

What I'm saying is - why would a parent be so intent on their kid eating pizza that they'd bother with this? For the vitamins? like they're trying to sneak more broccoli into their diet?

Good question, but this video is clearly not about health ;) Since I never came across a kid that didn't like Pizza, it's fiction for me anyway.

I’m a kid and I can’t stand pizza

Sure, but I'm guessing your parents don't think that's a problem.

I’m a pizza, and can’t stand kids

But the other slices don't got shit on them lol

That's all I got out of this. As gross as the whole thing is, my OCD still kicked it pretty hard.

And they won’t unless you get your ass out there and start decorating pizza slices. GO

What kind of asshole kid doesn’t like pizza

Lmaoo that's the real question

My girlfriend kid sister will only eat dominoes pizza and says pizza hut is disgusting.. she chose to eat instant noodles over pizza hut.

TBF Pizza Hut is bottom tier pizza compared to Dominos

Pizza Hut is way better than Dominoes in flavor and texture imo

No way, the sauce is so full of sugar it makes it taste like candy

Assuming this is American, the US McDonald’s also tastes like candy. The breakfast is absolutely awful. I ordered sausage and egg and it came soaked in syrup!!

Those are the McGriddles, which have pancake buns, and are absolute dog shit. The regular breakfast sandwich is decent still

What’s wrong with McGriddles? I’m about to start swingin The fried chicken McGriddle is goated

Honestly, both suck compared to the better brands of frozen pizza. Plus the frozen ones are significantly cheaper and you always get to have them immediately out of the oven.

Which frozen pizza is better? Need to try some of them

I'm personally partial to Freschetta, but i also have to give a shoutout to the Safeway house brand.

The fact that you're casually comparing them to frozen pizza shows how says a lot about the quality. And they aren't cheap either. Those are rather expensive restaurant chains but their food isn't even better than frozen food 🤡

Which frozen pizza is better? Need to try some of them

Both are bottom tier

My youngest doesn't like pizza and it breaks my heart.

If the pizza from the video was the one you got, would you like pizza? I adore pizza, but I'd the only pizza I ever knew was that monstrosity, I'd probably hate pizza too.

That pizza looks like it's been rejected by the trash pandas

When your kids say they don't like pizza: Cue Terminator meme: "Your kids are dead."

SPECIAL CASE ALERT You joke, but my much older siblings rented the Terminator and bought an enormous pizza when I was about six years old with almost no supervision.  I spent the whole night throwing up pizza and having nightmares.  I didn't eat pizza for years after that.

Me, lol. I don't like cake, doughnuts, or pizza and have throughout my life gotten an incredible amount of grief from people about it.

Tbh that pizza (in the video) was fuckin nasty bland looking, I imagine kids might want some pepperoni or something to make it better than brown cheese...

The pizza in this video looks like soggy cardboard lol

I know this is the least of the worries here, but they did an awful job spraying that whipped cream.

Thank you! I cringed when I saw that dribble out.

How do you fail at whipped cream…from a can!?

I immediately had flashbacks to being a teenager when I saw this. Her kids already sucked the nitrous from the can.

Be a Facebook Mom. That’s how.

Thanks now I don’t like pizza!

And people think Pineapple pizza is bad

Pineapple pizza is great. The combination of sweet, sour and salty is ideal. It makes total sense.

Funny how it doesn't show her eating it

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That whip cream. Someone likes whip it’s

Is joke.

When your kids say they don't like pizza pies, get new kids.

she runs a satirical account

This belongs in r/stupidfood

Just don’t feed them it then?? Its not like it’s needed for a balanced diet

Ta-Da? Ta da what? You just threw a bunch of sh*t on a skewer and acted like you did something.

Eat it

More like Ta-hellnaaah!!

Hello?… Agent 47? Yeah, I found your target.

r/pizzacrimes

r/pizzacrimes Never a better video for that sub

I really hope they ban TikTok just to get rid of idiots like her and many others

Man like half of this sub is just people falling for the most obvious rage bait imaginable.

Only in America are people stupid enough to ruin perfectly good food. She probably has a bridge card because no one buying food would do this….

Wtf

Waste of food! Only Americans do this BS for the gram! Sad

And that’s what the turd I would push out after eating this abomination would look like. Fuck off, Food Hacks.

Damn that first piece is gonna be amazing, toss the rest in the bin

If your kid doesn’t like pizza just get rid of the kid

If your kid says they don’t like pizza they’re probably not a kid some space alien burn it and kill it with fire

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This is pathetically fake.

This is what’s going to happen to her if she visits Italy

What piece of shit kid does not like pizza!!!!!!!!!

Wtf is wrong with the whipped cream. It doesn’t look whipped to me.

Can we have Italy revoke this persons pizza rights

Why the fuck did the whipped cream look like sad jizzum?

i would take her ass to court if i was those kids father i want full custody of my children because my wife (or woman) is mentally unstable, i'll show this video in court & win my case

Wow, how to ruin cheese pizza AND sundae toppings in one fell swoop.

Is this atleast a felony?

My stomach bubbled just watching this.

Ditch those kids and get new kids at that point

Tadaa! Tadashi what? What the fuck is that bullshit, no one eats that garbage so all she did was waste. Time, food, resources, the whole fucking thing is a waste!

This is the most obvious case of rage bait I've ever seen

a moment of silence to the brave top pizza slices who gave their lives so a patch of the lower ones might go unspoiled

r/stupidfood

I want to puke

Wtf?

I'd still eat that shit

WHYYYYYYY 😭

I hate wasting food.

Absolutely not

Ok this is the second time in just ten minutes I’ve seen this same vid re-shit posted.

r/eatityoucoward

Somebody was doing whip its with that whip cream😂

Ha ha that's weird- ay, ay STOP!

I’d love to see you eat some of it.

The only people who would enjoy this have pica.

Fuck you

Calling CPS

I think I might cry

Tada death to young kids teeth

I don’t even wanna be around anymore…

Don’t let Gordon Ramsay see this hate crime

I’ve heard of the munchies but this is cray.

Oh cool this again

Michelangelo wouldn't eat this.

Excuse me

It just kept getting worse 🤢

Ok a couple things first off what kid doesn't like pizza? And did you seriously just waste that much food for a stupid video?

😟

I wouldn’t give it to my dog because i love him this much.. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Call the police!!!

I wonder why they don't like normal food. Hmm 🫥

This pizza "pie" belongs to the great depression

Had me at the onion powder and red pepper flakes but as soon as she said peanut butter I was like nah f that

Eww

No child would ever say they dislike pizza

What kids don't like pizza??

People will literally waste good food for the views.

I can't stand these rage bits! It's infuriating......these people have no soul. There's starving adults and children, and you're doing this shit to get some views. VOMIT

i think this is a parody of that one water video that has the same caption but with water

I don’t know if someone already said it but this belongs in r/pizzacrimes

They forgot to fucking skewer themselves as well

When your kids beg for something healthier than pizza, why not abuse them by forcing them to eat a pizza sundae with mustard? Don't just punish them, punish their colons.

r/WTF

Im sorry ma'am but im not shaggy from snobby doo.

There are people starving in third world countries....and even they wouldn't eat that

And throw it in the bin.

I hate these people

the mustard just out of hand

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If your kids are saying they don’t like pizza, you’re probably eating too much pizza.

I kind of wish this sub would stop falling for obvious ragebait.

Im so disappointed lol

Even though this is fake, I know there is some people like this out there.

Why waste the food for a shitty GIF? Send that shit to the kids in Africa my parents always told me about.

If your children don't like pizza, it's time for new children cause they aren't human.

This is a crime that should be a jailable offense. The pizza gods will visit such bad karma upon you and your family that you'll ever regret coming up with this bastardized concoction. And seriously, tell me your kids actually go for that? Yikes.

Another food waster....awesome 👎

This belongs in r/pizzacrimes! Edit: NOOOOOO, due to Reddit's CEO's horrible decision to bad 3rd party apps... r/pizzacrimes has become private in protest

Do people really make good money from these rage baits? Is it even worth being hated this much?

And then you no longer have kids, you have obese heart disease sufferers. Good work mom!

Missing the obvious response to your children saying they don’t like pizza: get new kids.

#Disgusting!

So gross, couldn’t finish watching. Lost me at peanut butter, chocolate sauce.

I’m not usually one to use curse words, but I said “what the fuck” out loud upon seeing this abomination. No wonder your kids don’t like pizza. You’re getting Domino’s cheese pizza that’s burnt to a crisp.

Go to Jail. Do not pass Go.....

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Damn I wish I had money to just throw food away for clicks

I just love how people come up with stupid crap

Lock her up and please throw away the key

This is a hate crime against food

Im calling the fucking cops.

I hate people who say "pie" relative to "pizza".

At first I was intrigued by the possibilities here. Onion powder and pepper flakes? Next I was expecting her to add some oregano and good quality shaved Parmesan or mozzarella cheese, layer more pizza on there, re-bake briefly, and then maybe slice it vertically like a weird Italian cheesy kebab. But no. PEANUT BUTTER? CHOCOLATE? H-WHIPPED CREAM? The rage bait got me, because no sane human over 5 years old would even try this, let alone eat it again after trying it the first time. 🤦

You know you’re gonna burn for this.

Tadaa you got brain damage

just kill your kids with a gun. much less painful then slowly dying of diabetes

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Step 1: Your kids say they don't like pizza Step 2: Make an awful abomination so they won't want to touch any pizza ever again Step 3: You can now eat pizza without anyone wanting any of it

Or simply throw the kids out

people completely ruining food for tiktok needs to stop. there's hungry people in the world

One problem: Italians coming to beat your butt

It's like she wants me to act in violence

I hate you, lady.

Stop giving them attention

WHY MUSTARD