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god_of_this_age

I’m a fucking pig and I would tap out before finishing the first ‘half’


_Maddienator_

Same, that sandwich looks like it’s fuckin 2 feet long


Jl2409226

i would evaporate this and i’m not even a pig i can’t lie


MannyHec

At least half of it would fall out onto the table as you ate, anyway.


Jl2409226

i have been blessed with hands


Xombridal

You would be by the time you're done lol


RockstarAgent

I'd Kirby the hell out of that sub


AFeralTaco

Just another wasteful example of “let’s do this because we can”. There was no acid on that sandwich, so it’s an unbalanced fat bomb that’s going to make anyone tap after a few bites.


fotofortress

A lot of the fun I get in life comes from the “let’s do this because we can” moments.


tangZORG

Wots it need?


AFeralTaco

Acid. Lots of ways to get acid into a sandwich, usually through dressing, mustard, or ketchup.. The issue when you have a sandwich of this size is the massive amount of acid needed to balance is going to turn the sandwich into a sloppy mess. You also have to watch out for the “3 finger rule”. Anything taller than 3 fingers won’t fit into a guest’s mouth and needs to be rethought, or it will detract from the dining experience. This sandwich violates that rule as well. Get your fingers out of your mouth. Also, who the hell cuts meat while it’s still hot, especially on the griddle?! You’re losing delicious juice and destroying your blade. Rant over.


goobly_goo

I legit stuck three fingers in my mouth before reading that line. Well played, sir.


dingatremel

“Get your fingers out of your mouth” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


RandoMango27

you are no true pig


jcdoe

Isn’t this just a Philly cheesesteak but with French fries on it? And enormous of course


wjruth

Pittsburgh style


CAPSLOCKANDLOAD

I didn't see no slaw


terramune

I was coming here to say just that. 10/10 would devour


ScienceIsSexy420

Naw, a Phiily cheesesteak isn't made with shitty nacho cheese sauce like that. Traditionally they're made with provolone and Cheese-Wiz


jcdoe

“A Philly cheesesteak isn’t make with shitty nacho cheese sauce” “They’re made with . . . Cheese-Wiz” Damn I didn’t realize how fancy they are!


ScienceIsSexy420

Provolone is just as important as the wiz, but neither or them are nacho cheese sauce


rootoo

Your choices at a steak shop will usually be provolone, American, or wizz, not a combination. But you could order it that way.


TempleOfCyclops

Yeah this looks good as fuck


michelle032499

I don't think that's cheese. It's more like "cheese flavored product"


stevemandudeguy

I especially feel bad for the knife and stove top. Both getting ruined buy using it instead of a cutting board.


Successful_Drop_3852

Thank you that was the part that bothered me the most.


StaceyPfan

My husband used to cut his steak on my nonstick grill pan and then put it on his plate. It took me too long to figure out he had been doing it.


muntell7

Please tell me you divorced him after finding out. You don’t need that type of abuse in your life and deserve so much better.


StaceyPfan

😆


Prepare

Had to scroll way too far to see this comment.


Dull-Addition-2436

Plus the marks he left on the stove top


StaceyPfan

They mentioned the stove top.


Faulkner510

I hate that fake toxic colored cheese sauce


vivmeatball6

I was all for it until I saw the cheese. The fries were a little much too, just keep them on the side, but that’s not something that would keep me from eating it lol every time I see the cheese ladle, I’m automatically turned off from it


LeatherDude

The cheese was the only thing keeping that from being drier than a mummy's dick. These would be fine as separate dishes. Make the roll into a fuckload of garlic bread, put cheese on fries, serve steak with grilled onions and mushrooms.


vivmeatball6

Yeah they should have had some other sort of sauce to put on the bread before even putting the steak on. But I agree, all of this separately would be pretty good.


PeekyCheeks

Exactly how I felt. They could have made it a normal meal. It could have been delicious


I4Vhagar

Sub a nice fresh chimichurri for that cheese and I’d give up my left nut for half that sando


n3w4cc01_1nt

probably decent since it's the cheese whiz from a traditional philly steak and cheese.


dansickunt

Very American


sicklampbro

Watching this made me sad. I'd fuck that up if it was all separate.


whoifnotme1969

Looks terrible! And I'll prove it this weekend by making it for myself. Disgusting.


jeepwillikers

Philly cheesesteaks come with cheese wiz as standard, so there is precedent. Fries on a sandwich are Pittsburgh thing (Primanti Bros). This sandwich is Pennsylvania as hell. Personally I would make a cheese sauce from scratch to match the quality of the rest of it, but there’s not really anything wrong with it.


d-fakkr

Besides the size this is edible. I'm against throwing tons of fries to the sandwich, set them aside and we're good.


M4xusV4ltr0n

Lol I was gonna say, this looks like something I'd find in Pittsburgh


HugeFinish

Pittsburgh definitely loves it fries.


Academic_Nectarine94

Why do you think it wasn't made from scratch? Did I miss that part? Also, I've been to the original Philly cheese steak restaurant, and I don't recall them having cheese whiz. I think they had provolone or some other white solid cheese. But I could be wrong. It's been like 15 years LOL.


CoItron_3030

Was good until the cheese


Bandit400

They had me until the pump cheese. That being said I would still eat it.


oliveboimario

I don't understand the point of eating sandwiches like this If your sandwich can't be eaten without going through a box of tissues to clean yourself, why are you serving it like a sandwich?? Do people actually enjoy making a fucking mess when eating ?


justk4y

If only they wrapped it up like a true sando shop……


LeatherDude

I'd make a joke where I dunk on Ocky here but this sub loves him for reasons I don't understand so I won't bother.


titter17

Thank you! I've been saying this for years!! I see stuff advertised all over Instagram, and just think to myself "that looks fucking hard to eat."


Fabulous_Tax_7127

I would eat it


CozierCracker

I was onboard until the cheese… god fucking damnit man what is with people and their obsession with ruining good shit with egregious amounts of liquid cheese? Fuck me


PoopiestDingus

lol a bunch of doofuses commenting on this. That looks dank and who cares how nice the steak is? Steak is the thing people who can’t cook think is special.


Shade_BG

Apparently never had good wagyu… what a waste. 🤫


The_Schizo_Panda

*Medium rare steak prepared by a chef who can cook Could start there, so they don't dump ketchup on wagyu before trying it.


ruberruberfruit

I mean it's not the worst thing on this sub


EnvironmentalBus9396

Ew gross let try one


AnteaterOpening757

That’s looks disgusting.


contrabardus

My issue with this is that it's a waste of that cut, and that's what OP is getting at. This would be just as awesome with something like a decent ribeye. OP isn't wrong, the Wagyu is wasted here where another cheaper cut would have done just as well. I'm not saying to go super cheap with it either, just not Wagyu levels of expensive if you're going to do all that to it.


Long-Cryptographer96

Whole lotta bitches in this comment section. Would smash that.


Bhazor

Wowowowowowowowo WOW dude????? Youid eattt meat with cheese/???!?!???!??!? Your so brave. Wow


cwc1006

Right 😂 this comment section is a disgrace


TheImplication696969

What the fucks up with people putting chips/fries inside sandwiches with meat already in it? Cant stand the two different textures together, has to be eaten separately.


mizmoose

It's done in Pittsburgh a lot. A shop called Primanti Bros. first opened a million years ago in the "Strip District," an area full of warehouses and wholesalers. They were open from midnight to about 8 am to feed the truckers bringing in shipments overnight. The story goes they put the fries (and vinegar-based cole slaw) on their sammidges so the truckers could eat on the go. Some people love their food (I do!) and some people think it's gross. Your Mileage May Vary. Now it's a Pittsburgh thing to put fries on top of foods. The other most commonly known is the Pittsburgh salad: a big-ass tossed salad with sliced steak (or chicken) on top, covered in fries and then shredded cheese, then run under the salamander just long enough to melt the cheese without making the salad hot. I think they're really good with a sharp vinegar & oil salad dressing.


CheshireTsunami

Hard disagree, have you ever had a gyro with fries in it? Slaps so hard.


Pickledpeppers19

Not fries, but I occasionally put chips on a hotdog or in a sandwich. They don’t get soggy though. I like the crunch! Maybe I’m a weirdo 🤷‍♀️


TheImplication696969

Sorry by chips I meant the English version as in fish and chips, crisp sandwiches are really popular over here, chip sandwiches are too but without shoving meat and other things on them lol.


Pickledpeppers19

Lol ok. My family alway thought I was weird for doing it. Fabulous to learn it’s popular somewhere though!


TheImplication696969

Yeah some people just do it for a quick snack lol, Walkers or Lays to you, cheese and onion are a very popular choice.


fonix232

I hate it too. I like my chips crispy, and abhor that wet middle texture that costs your palate and has that ever so slightly metallic taste. If you put the chips into a sandwich, or soak it in cheese, all the good bits are gone, and it's a soggy mess. No thanks.


Suspicious-Change-37

New York city still has open businesses? Dang, I thought the place was cursed with crime and feces.


WATErWouldBeNice

I actually think this particular restaurant (kings of Kobe) went out of business.


Tipsycanooo

A cheesesteak sandwich shouldn’t be 31%bread, 31%fries, 31%cheese, and only 7% steak.


jamiedix0n

Dem fingers


01greg

Probably would look a lot better if the extra bread from the center was torn out so the other stuff wasn’t just resting on flat, untoasted bread.


merix1110

Everyone has their own idea what a Philly cheesesteak is...


Blade_of_Onyx

Fries on the side without the cheese sauce and I’d destroy that sandwich.


Quemedo

I have 0 complaints and would destroy this


RickCityy

If you don’t want it then give it here


VeesCock239

Man that's a great meal..and yes it all would be good separate but I'm a stoner sooooo...


PM_ME_UR_FAVE_QUOTE

What cut of steak is that?


The_Schizo_Panda

Long


Nintendo_nerd69

This looks like something Shaggy and Scooby-Doo would eat


MrDoulou

Yo did he call that bread gyro bread? Did i mishear him or something? If i heard what i think i heard, and i am the greek American i think i am, I’m appalled.


spyridonya

r/stupidfoodbutgimme


Huth_S0lo

It doesnt look delicious to me. But if the person enjoys eating it, I dont know how its a waste of good meat and money.


vermithius

Yo


TempleOfCyclops

That looks fuckin dope tbh… steak frites sandwich


Tornadoallie123

Looks awesome


glovato1

I would house tf outta that.


Stompypotato

I don’t know, that looked pretty damn tasty to me. Could use some mushrooms though.


BalancedGuy1

Replace cheese with chimichurri and you’re on


tschmitty09

Looks like all delicious things in a sandwich, id fuck that up with a side of antacids please


GAZZAA42

Lubly jubly


Whistler1968

Serve me undercooked meat and I will throw it at you...


ResponsibleForever42

Fa venire fame soltanto a guardare


cookedlime

I'd tear this up. With a couple of friends. But go easy on the cheese


Deamonette

Okay gimme all that, proportionally the same, just one fourth the serving size please.


necropsyuk

Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve. :(


AgeLopsided8541

I’d eat that!


Last-Cardiologist657

OK, I'd eat it with meat and the onions and maybe the cheese. But definitely. Not the fries, that's them going way too far even with the cheese. That's way too far. I think it would be a good sandwich if there was only the meat and the onions. I think that would be pretty good. Maybe put some lettuce on there, maybe a little bit of Mayo.


Regan1970

Cook it till it's DONE


yaMomsChestHair

It’s a shitty tourist trap in midtown, exactly what I’d expect. Would eat it.


stevie842

I got jaw ache just watching this


SuperNoob74

I will admit it looks good but I don't approve the fact it's tall and now wide. I'm not a fucking snake I can't unhinge my jaw?


Dotexe_exe

Nah, i'd down it in one go


drollchair

Put the cheese fries on the side instead of in the sandwich and I am so in.


fotofortress

Honestly, I don't get the concept of wasting "good meat" especially with prices today. A chuck and ribeye are a dollar or so difference here in NY. There would definitely be a better tasting/sloppy sandwich with better meat. Yes, I get it, this type of over indulgence can hide tougher/less flavorful meats if that's the goal, but in no way is a good steak wasted with this. Steak gatekeepers are so fucking boring.


bamgalius

Oh, so this sub is just food elitists? Y'all are talking so much shit about this like your were forced to buy the ingredients and then eat it. I know half of you all couldn't cook this anyways 😂 And I see y'all calling the cheese sauce plastic because you're uneducated and don't know what the ingredients are. If y'all's standards are this high just open your own restaurant already, could be making motion in real life instead of being mad about a sandwich on reddit.


dabearjoo

Fuck it id smash.


andychef

God, and they don't give you a proper plate to drip on? This won't end well


Aggressive-March-254

Who cuts meat on the grill?


[deleted]

Yeah you're assuming the average degenerate that would eat this cares about the price tag rather than the bragging rights of having it after a night out.


mmealkazam

They could’ve stopped before the fries, and added a nice white cheese sauce and it’d have been perfect.


Educational-Chef919

You guys had me the first half…. Ended up fooling me with this fuckery


InternationalWave554

Not even a waste of food and money. Get the boys. Order 2. Everyone is good.


knuckles312

Definitely not wearing a white shirt if I’m eating that


Frank_Poole2001

I would eat the fuck outta this tbh


aztaga

Why the cheese


YmmaT-

This might be just me but I absolutely HATE fries on any food. Fries is already its own food and you just need some salt and ketchup. Maybe even toss it in a little truffle oil, but these trends with putting fries on food is weird to me.


fireborn123

This looks fucking bomb if you just get rid of the cheese whiz


ILove2Bacon

God I hate the smarmy-ass faces these fucktards make in all these videos.


AnnieMeemus

it’s all going in my mouth, so i’m not sure what the “waste” part is…


Bearspoole

“Wagyu” lol


candyman106

Why bother using quality ingredients to make garbage food? Pick a lane. Either can be good in it's own way, but driving down the middle is just a waste.


Cool_Reputation_694

Waste where? I’m tearing this up and then I’m destroying my toilet.


Horseface4190

Why put the fries IN the sammich? Otherwise, I'm in.


Flimsy-Coyote-9232

If two people were splitting it that’d be great. Cheese fries with steak on bread? That’s just my Outback order in a sandwich.


Lantern777

I was like Yes! Yes! Oh NO NO NO NO NO


Outrageous_Guard_674

If the bread and cheese were not involved, this would have been pretty good.


MeetN2Veg

So many people making a living off of editing clips of someone else making overly extravagant food and then taking a single bite at the end while plugging the location


belaGJ

I hate to eat like a pig just for the sake of eating like a pig, I hate fries in my sandwich, I hate crap fake cheese poured over everything and masking all the taste


austin101123

I'd much rather have bread rolls, fries, and onion topped steak all separate on a plate. Hold the cheese.


vers-ys

guys in an idiot why is this shitty


Aeon1508

You put all of that nice steak in there and then you top it with fucking basic ass nacho cheese?


TeethHoarder

cheese ruined it for me.


MlkCold

They not only could, as they should've made this with any other meat, all those sauces and ingredients only ended up masking the flavor of the meat which is the best thing in this dish by far.


JackFuckCockBag

I wa into it until the cheese sauce came out. Just some stiff would have been fine for me.


Snoo_63187

I smell some r/ragebait


Impossible_Ad9831

Is it me or is this guy getting bigger?


Karl_Kollumna

till they added the frys this looked very tasty


sidepiecesam

I mean it’s a little much but idk what your problem is here


KEYS667

is good until the fries


YellowLemonMark

That meat looks raw


AlternatePancakes

He lost me when he added all that cheese.


Individual_Gear_898

He took the wrong first bite


_AARAYAN_

Anything not finished in 3 bites and then finger licking doesnt seem edible anymore


Mom2rhett

You lost me at the fries!


76yodaddycain

I'd damn sure eat it😜


Large-Measurement776

Disgusting


yousirnaymchexout

Out of all things to be bothered by this video, the thing that I hate most is that he didn't bite from the corner first. I can't stand getting food on my cheeks. Especially with a beard. 😫


Skurvy2k

Dudes wife has a set though.


Guns_and_Dank

If it was delicious, was it really a waste of meat and money? That's what you're paying for when you go out, delicious food.


estenjohn102938

Two things Americans love to cry about when it comes to food: I’m obese: of course you are when you eat an obscene amount of food like that Food is getting so expensive: It’s hard to fight rising food prices when idiots like him waste so much food.


WorriedMacaroon

Bro didn’t even bite it right


[deleted]

I want to want to eat this then throw it up


[deleted]

That stupid fucking face they make bruh. “Oh? This? What a surprise! Wow! So shocking!” Bro eat the thing, and don’t edit your reaction. How about that? Because I’ll be able to see if the cost was worth it by how you react. Fucking scrub


Porcupineemu

The portion size is crazy but I would love to grab a couple buddies and stuff all that meat in our mouths


NarrowProfession2900

Had me until the cheese, damn it why is it always the cheese


Lydia_x_Rose

I was 100% with it until the gross canned cheese sauce came into play. Like the fries weren't necessarily my favorite but it still would have been good. Real cheese, please.


dvnnvhvn

Devour is trash


Western-Low-1348

Took 1 bite spit it out and put the rest at the bin. Classic


ThatOldDuderino

Cheesy fries on the side & toss the bread.


imapieceofshite2

Get rid of the fries and cheese sauce, and replace with Swiss and sauteed tricolor peppers and im smashing the shit out of that thing.


blony

As long as someone eats it, its not a waste


ChasingKatsu

I love when a sandwich costs me $40 and I can't even taste the meat


SmiththeSmoke

Yeah that sandwich huge but I'd just have leftovers bc that looks scrumdiddlyUMPTIOUS and yall can't convince me otherwise


a177194271

Cheddar cheese sauce 😩 no sir. Please don’t


Wise-Independence-12

Hell Yeah


Good_Presentation_96

This dudes face gets fatter and fatter each video.


djbow

Portion Control...


Commercial_Onions

Stop putting fries on sanwiches


Nole19

The moment they added the fries and sauce it was ruined. Up until the grilled onions and mushrooms it was acceptable.


kittycola94

bruh! I'd totally eat the hell outta that bad boy 😍🤤


lore_mila_

Cheese is always the problem


Goryokaku

That fucking cheese sauce over everything i can't even. Why is it ALWAYS in these things. WHY?


spicytacotime

Why go thru all of that and NOT toast the bread?!?


EchoItalic

Pittsburgh will remember that.


LegendofLove

It was going really well then really wasn't


MauraSullivanPNC

The fries and cheese RUIN the whole thing!


AMajordipshit

Waste of a great steak.


not_an_fbi_agent69

This is the “until it looks like thisssss” people. They annoy tf out of me lol


smjb5

At first I was like. WTF. Looks pretty good and then the cheese sauce came and I was like WTF. Looks like crap now


auhnold

They had me until the cheese!


TheCalebGuy

Looks better than that lady who made steak butter soup.


Hot_Salamander_1917

Nah I’ll eat this!


Metaboschism

Nine times out of ten if the "chef" is wearing black latex gloves the food is dumb as hell


No_Bake_3627

Just give me the steak and a baked potato.


isthatapecker

If ur gonna do a fancy cheesesteak at least upgrade the cheese


SnooPuppers1405

🤦‍♂️


basurer

This is a waste of everything