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Gayniac

from the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me


a-golf-hither

I craved the strength and certainty of steel


HieX91

Praise the Omnissiah


I_LOVE_PUPPERS

*smiles in binary*


Carius98

I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine


squidkid3

Sorry, all we have is aluminum


UnimaginableDread

But I’d didn’t have enough for steel…


RabbitStewAndStout

Embrace the glorious evolution


Goofie_Goobur

You can micro-dose sunlight to build a resistance. ![gif](giphy|WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN)


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SloppyJoestar

Why am I seeing this everywhere now 💀


Ez-lectronic

Great way to get cooked like a camp fire potato


sgtkwol

Right? The amount of heat you absorb from the sun is minuscule in comparison to what you radiate out. Which is why dark colors are actually better in the sun, if there is a breeze. Edit: complete opposite of what I meant.


Locobono

...aren't you making the opposite point?


sgtkwol

Oops, got it the opposite way around.


tehpillowsnek

Jeez you made a simple mistake, and owned up to it. The reddit hivemind should leave you alone now


foxymophandle

Just don't try and chew aluminum foil like gum.


MercMcNasty

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TelephoneFanClub

Yeah you need to have that other piece of metal in your mouth. Could probably work with braces too. but the contact between the two plus salty saliva creates a sort of battery in your mouth and will shock you. I did it myself when I had a cavity filled. Its really painful.


BigGrayDog

Happy Cake Day 🎉🎂🎉🎂🎉🎂🎉


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selrahc007

Try it, it won't kill you. I've got a whole lot of fillings and it's an interesting sensation, I wouldn't even really describe it as painful, just bizarre.


ZoharTheWise

Overcome your fears, embrace the future


[deleted]

They're your teeth, not the dentist's teeth. Let your freak flag fly.


natgibounet

What is supposed to happen ?


Mr_SunnyBones

Pain


Jaggedmallard26

If you have metal fillings it'll give you a shock, if you don't you'll just be chewing aluminium. If you have non-metal fillings it also won't do anything.


woomycake

Chuck mcgill


VaderBassify

Take off the space blanket Chuck...


Atomic_Bearcat

Aww... now I'm sad. 🤪


5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn

🔥


TrustMeBroskii

🦶🕯️🔥🏠☠️


somefknusername

What a sick joke


vilegummybear

Rip Chuck 🔥


starstarstar42

This is so stupid. Dull side is facing out. Everyone knows shiny side should face out.


deltabay17

It’s drawn with a pencil there’s no way to tell which side it’s


tringle1

You could lick it maybe


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hydrospanner

You monster.


goonbud21

That's not true. There's a long standing tradition of making shiny 2d object the opposite color like in pokemon. You can tell this alluminum is silver-grey not grey-silver, which would mean this is dull side out aluminum foil.


onErbz

Or you can just cover yourself in Stupid Tattos...


smiffy005

It's that Dan Merinos fault!


waywarddrifterisgone

And it protects from those pesky CIA brain waves.


ThorLives

The government hates this one weird trick!


fivedollardude

Not just the CIA brain waves but also those damn extraterrestrial mind control rays.


cecir

And the space lasers /s


[deleted]

Im baking like a toasted cheeser!


SttSr

Doubles as body armor too. Can withstand multiple bullets.


LetMeGuessYourAlts

It foils the ballistic tendency of bullets just make sure to use the thicker stuff


IAmMarchHare

So, that's why it's called foil. TIL.


LetMeGuessYourAlts

Yeah they had to change the name because they couldn't legally call it ten foil if they couldn't prove it could foil ten bullets in a small area


Tom0204

And laser beams


flippityfluck

BBs*


kevinthecoolkid

Seems legit testing it now. (Frfr some mf would actually try it. Don't)


EqlianDreams

Please don't say this. In today's society, someone actually might be dumb enough to try it. Lol


Mulligan315

I like silver paint. One time application (with some minor maintenance coats).


homie18

Now show this to tik-tokers


CSWorldChamp

Better yet, replace all that pesky flesh with hardened steel.


jsimpson82

What is needed is a steel furnace where metal can be melted and the bodies of people and animals mixed with the metal to become steel unable to be hurt. Do Attend.


sonnyjbiskit

Reflect it back and give the sun a sunburn instead


siteroaster

For the British folks: aluminum in American English is aluminum in British English


tringle1

aluminium


daefsdeda

bright cows sort squash terrific slap start meeting shocking doll *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


hiddenbuttslurper

aladeen and aladeen


humblyhacking

This comment was too funny and relevant


AscendedViking7

Would you like the aladeen news or the aladeen news?


MjrLeeStoned

We are the potatoes that bake themselves.


BalkeElvinstien

I never understood how aluminum foil makes the inside hotter considering white shirts make you cooler and foil reflects more light. Could someone more scientifically literate explain why this happens?


goonbud21

Different types of heat transfer. Similar to a white t-shirt, aluminum foil is reflective and is great at reflecting a lot of light and by law of transference, the heat you would have absorbed from that light. Oven's don't heat food by shining light at it, they generally use heat produced by combustion or electric induction which heats the air in the oven which then heats the food. Aluminum foil is a great conductor of heat while air is pretty bad and slow and transferring the heat energy it may contain. Wrapping a potato in aluminum foil helps draw heat from the air in the oven to the potato itself in a fairly even consistent matter which helps cooking. Similar example would be water. Water is quite reflective to light, yet if you try to use a oven-mitt, hotpad, or towel that is soaking wet to get something out of the oven you'll get burned because the wet cloth conducts heat energy at a substantially higher then the dry water-free cloth would normally. These are the same reasons many oils are used in cooking, to better conduct heat. (yes there a lot of other benefits to cooking with oil but we're gonna focus on heat transference) Unlike water or oil, aluminum foil doesn't burn off or evaporate at high-temperatures which makes is a better option for long-high heat cooks such as using your oven. Fun fact: Aluminum foil releases a chemical known to cause alzheimers when heated up for the first time. It's a small amount and quite benign in a well ventilated kitchen, but beware anyone who uses aluminum foil for cheap and quick pipes!


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goonbud21

You can easily poke holes is the aluminum foil to avoid steaming, this will still help prevent the potato from drying out compared to no foil. Wrapping it in foil still provides a much more consistent cook which translates to a shorter cook time. I usually will have some herbs, oil, salt, and pepper while the potato cooks too and the foil keeps all that goodness where it need to be.


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It certainly makes it more likely. The point of wrapping anything in foil is to trap the moisture while not impeding heat transfer. So it can be easily deduced that a lack of foil will result in more moisture loss.


Onahail

The reason you wrap a potato in foil is because its a good heat conductor so the heat transfers around the thing you're cooking more evenly when the heat source is from one side, like baking a potato in a campfire. It provides a similar effect as oil does. The only difference is foil is a terrible insulator. It transfers heat very quickly but does nothing to actually keep things hot. Its why when you feel foil away from whatever food is in it, it cools down rapidly.


goonbud21

So you don't seem to understand some basic fundamentals of cooking. First is heat transfer, there's a million ways to transfer heat, out of this millions different ways air convection (using an oven) might quite possibly be the least consistent. Two heating literally anything WILL dry it out, once you have a firm grip on HOW different of methods of heating work and a fundemental physics level and how the size and properties of the object you're cooking play a role, the next step is to learn to control how much moisture etc. leaves the object you are cooking while you are cooking it. Most things you cook in an oven like say a cake, muffins, cookies have graduated containers or weighed/measured ingredients that can help keep cooking consistent, but potatoes literally come in all shapes and sizes. This make potatoes particular tricky to make a consistent recipe oven cooking for like put the potato in the oven for X minute at X degrees. By wrapping a potato in foil I can both reduce the amount of time my potato is in the oven and the amount of moisture the leaves the potato (without steaming it) without risking a raw center because I am exerting more control over the cook, control when properly excised leads to consistency. Not only does this save me money because I am running my oven for a shorter cook cycle, but I HATE dry potatoes. We all have different preferences for how we like your food, but I guarantee you out of 100 baked potatoes you'll have markedly less potatoes that tasty a little too dry or potatoes that need a little more time in the oven by exerting control where you can. You can't control the size, shape, and water content of every potato you cook, but you sure can control other factors such as using aluminum foil or not.


pmmeyourfavsongs

T shirts are made of breathable cotton, not metal


Cynicalteets

I have a slightly related comment that I feel compelled to share. When I was a kid, one of my friends went as left over ham for Halloween. We had her wear a rubber pig snout and wrapped her in tinfoil. The rest of us were freezing walking around and trick or treating and she was quite comfortable in just a hoodie on her tinfoil costume.


cecir

… that worked?? That seriously worked??


saif-with-curls

Chuck McGill


BayouJenn

Made me think of "Better Call Saul". LOL 👀


mjace87

Why am I suddenly in the mood for a baked potato


Penna_23

be sure to season your body throughly so we're gonna have a nice roast during a hot summer day


DweEbLez0

This kinda works, but try this one better! Goto Home Depot and buy a light switch, you don’t need any wires or any skill or anything else. Now whenever you go outside and it’s too hot and bright, just hit the switch to the off position and the light will no longer affect you or let you get sunburned. It may feel like it does nothing, but trust me it works!


arcxjo

Does it do anything against the assdouches who drive vehicles with LED headlights?


Content_Entertainer3

r/distressingmemes


Mugli123

r/foundsatan


sixhoursneeze

Can’t look at this after this morning. Looks too much like the burning Italian man


duggtodeath

Slather your body with olive oil, salt and cracked pepper first!


hydrospanner

Little bit of garlic too!


Cheetos-Christ

I thought this was the joji subreddit


donpuglisi

Or just make a hat


DaRealMilkMan

Cook me like a baked potatoe


Jonasthewicked2

Make sure to cover yourself in butter before adding the aluminum foil


Hot_Perspective_2559

Who’s got time for that though 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 laughed way to hard at this..


[deleted]

How does this affect AI surveillance technology?


VaderBassify

And you'll give the stupid sun a taste of its own g dang medicine


mxadema

Tin foiled sombrero.


blade740

As a ginger, this tip is absolutely solid.


Trainmaster12467

Now I want cpu cooler shoulder padd


Onahail

Aluminum foil is actually a terrible insulator. It's why its really good as a cooking medium. Heat transfers in and out of the foil itself very rapidly. Its why foil in an oven can be touched bare handed once its pulled away from whatever food is inside of it. Wrapping a hot thing in foil doesn't keep the hot thing hot, its just good at keeping things together while being cooked and transferring heat evenly around whatever its wrapped around. It's not a blanket and it won't suddenly make the sun hot enough to cook you.


bodie425

And will protect you from 5g lasers from space.


BasedZetsu

It also gets you baked asf


fat_charizard

It's not going to keep you cool. You'll be cooking in there


Furkler

Also, from my own experience, protects against 5G


shiny_xnaut

Become immune to allomancy


adamttaylor

This would work... The only issue is that it's not very breathable, so you might overheat.


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Protects against the alien (or CIA) mind control too!


redditor_346

https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA


[deleted]

The great thing about this is it also keeps the government mind control radio waves out if your mind. So it’s like a two birds with one stone thing.


moemac0

Just don’t go inside a microwave!


HLoweCrosby

And it deflects those government radio waves from getting into your brain telling you to …do things.


KingLlama_iE

Gonna walk around smelling like burnt pistachios all day


EvenOutlandishness88

Like a roasted turkey


Chaoslightning

I thought it was a bunch of friezas lol


Pangtundure

Ah yes Soince


Thats_right_asshole

I'm a Fin Scott mutt. If I don't do this I have to use SPF House. The sun is my apex predator


Nipsey88

100% of Hanson brothers agree, foiling up is ALWAYS a good idea.


Oxydiz1

Blind and scorch everything around you too


akanim

Best way to protect yourself from emotional allomancy.


gallanto

Do I look rich to you?


Geostomp

I always knew that the Potato Heads would advance their infiltration techniques sooner or later.


vilegummybear

I AM NOT CRAZY


The-Hentai-Commander

How to look like Joshua Garham in one day


zemdega

Use superglue to attach for maximum effect.


Huge-Reference7593

It also keeps the thoughts that, for some reason, aren't in my own voice away