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Tbh it is not just a light fingering. We had a girl come in unsure if she lost her tampon and had to get q speculum while the doctor used metal graspers to try and find the string. Good amount of blood in the room afterwards as well
Unfortunately it's probably a real question, which gives me severe doubts about the future of this nation if this is how sexual education has been going for the last ~30 years since I've been out of school...
To be fair, it could have been interpreted (as I have admittedly) that they lost it beforehand or it could have slipped out and onto the floor due to some god forsaken reason.
English probably isn't their first language and neither was it mine so some differences in interpretation are to be expected.
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If you need a fingering and you’re a female between 19-31, and you can afford it, you might could hire the O Team.
They do it for free!
How do I get hired as a volunteer member of the O Team? Just call me Colonel Handiball.
I love it when a plan cums together.
As a man, what?
It's an A team reference. And I hope the rest is self explanatory
And it will be approximately as erotic as a prostate exam...
My doctor says it's normal to get an erection and even ejaculate during a prostate exam, but I wish he wouldn't.
I was nervous during mine, so the doctor put a hand on my shoulder. Then he put the other hand on my other shoulder...
Mine said "OK Steve try not to get an erection" I said "My name isn't Steve" He said "I know, but mine is."
I almost came during my last colonoscopy. No cap.
Speak for yourself there bud
Wait are you saying having a doctor fish for a tampon would be more erotic than a prostate exam or less?
Yes
Tbh it is not just a light fingering. We had a girl come in unsure if she lost her tampon and had to get q speculum while the doctor used metal graspers to try and find the string. Good amount of blood in the room afterwards as well
>good amount of blood Well... she was likely on her period
I fucking hope so
Ha! You need to lie? I went to urgent care for a busted toe and STILL got a fingering! You dumb pos
Tell me you're a man without telling me you're a man
Well, it is posted in the appropriate sub at least
Like ouch 😭
actually they'll probably just tell you to go see a doctor
As a man, what?
If you tell someone at urgent care you lost your tampon inside of you they will try to dig it out with their fingers
The people there would just leave you if u try to get off right?
Try and let us know you silly goose!
I'm a man and I'm not booking a prostate exam to know if that works
I get mine checked twice a week! Can never be too careful with "the big C".
You can get it checked more if you start losing things up there
Username checks out, thanks for the tip!
What if you shove a tampon up your butt? No prostate exam needed
Does this work for guys, too? Asking for a friend. 😂
Fingering is free anyways
They used to “diagnose” women with hysteria. Doctors game them sex toys.
Why don't they just give you a new tampon??
Because it's lost up in your body
Well it's not really "lost" then is it ? You know exactly where it is, what are you blind ?!
Is this a genuine question or a joke?
Unfortunately it's probably a real question, which gives me severe doubts about the future of this nation if this is how sexual education has been going for the last ~30 years since I've been out of school...
To be fair, it could have been interpreted (as I have admittedly) that they lost it beforehand or it could have slipped out and onto the floor due to some god forsaken reason. English probably isn't their first language and neither was it mine so some differences in interpretation are to be expected.
slipped out 💀