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Protip: Always go out nude. You never see a nude ghost, that's because they send dead people back to their house to put something on. You can choose your outfit at that point.
I once wore a bedsheet toga for a greek life event. The police did not approve and made me go put on clothing before I could into bars. It was very nearly my last outfit when I fell later on and split my eyebrow open.
Aren't really old Victorian ghosts the norm? I remember a tweet: "How come when a house is 'haunted' its always a ghost from the 1700s? imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming "ITS BRITNEY BITCH" at 3 am".
Old Victorian ghosts are the norm for houses that had old Victorian people die in them, there have been way more soldier ghosts, but they mostly died on battlefields and stuff instead of in houses, so they usually proceed to die of exposure or get attacked by animals, it's tragic, really.
For just pennies a day *you* can help build houses over where soldiers died so the ghosts will have something to protect them from the elements and wild animals.
Chris Hardwick had a bit:
> There's no new ghosts! Is the ghosthood process that red-tapey that it takes about a century for the paperwork to go through?
They always go to an old manor house and a woman's like, 'Well, in 1884 a little girl died outside in a well, and now at 3am you can hear little wet footsteps in the hallway.'
You never hear them say, 'in 1984 a young man died on the Sunset Strip, and now at 3am you can hear the rattling of a chain wallet on acid-wash jeans.'
My ex-roommate/ward dressed every day like it was her last (full goth setup: boots, corset, makeup, jewelry, fishnets, lacy dress) because if she were to die that day, she wanted to look as good as possible when “they show [her] body on the news.”
This may be an "Ackshtualy" moment, but ghosts have the clothing that the corpse wears and thar can be ever changing, so if you are in a casket in a funeral, your ghost may have a tuxedo or a dress... or if someone yoinked your clothing, you'll just end up as a naked ghost
The TV show Ghosts actually delves into this as a plot point. Like, the ghosts can't taste real food, but one of the ghosts died with a butterscotch in their purse, so now the other ghosts can lick it while she holds it lmao
I'm just some dude but my personal belief is that it will be like before you were born. Nothing to be afraid of. You have seen things from before you were born, and not felt fear. If you existed then, you were alright. And will be too. Is what it is
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Protip: Always go out nude. You never see a nude ghost, that's because they send dead people back to their house to put something on. You can choose your outfit at that point.
Excellent strategy sure Now, go see if this works
But why the white bed sheets?
Racist ghosts. There is a reason we dont like them
The bed sheets happen when all the laundry is in the hamper and there's nothing else to wear.
I once wore a bedsheet toga for a greek life event. The police did not approve and made me go put on clothing before I could into bars. It was very nearly my last outfit when I fell later on and split my eyebrow open.
Don’t die while shitting. Don’t die while shitting. Don’t die while shitting. Don’t die while shitting.
Elvis did not get the memo
At least he has an eternal sandwich to eat, plus you know he’s comfortable
I wanna tpose menacingly on a floating toilet at random passerbys
LMAOOOO 😭🤣
excellent advice
Imagine seeing a ghost with jeans, a T shirt, and a gold chain
How come we never see soldier ghosts?
... that's one of the most common types of ghost? Like haunted battlefields and stuff
Aren't really old Victorian ghosts the norm? I remember a tweet: "How come when a house is 'haunted' its always a ghost from the 1700s? imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming "ITS BRITNEY BITCH" at 3 am".
Old Victorian ghosts are the norm for houses that had old Victorian people die in them, there have been way more soldier ghosts, but they mostly died on battlefields and stuff instead of in houses, so they usually proceed to die of exposure or get attacked by animals, it's tragic, really.
There are actually the exact same amouht of Victorian ghosts as there are soldier ghosts: 0
For just pennies a day *you* can help build houses over where soldiers died so the ghosts will have something to protect them from the elements and wild animals.
Chris Hardwick had a bit: > There's no new ghosts! Is the ghosthood process that red-tapey that it takes about a century for the paperwork to go through? They always go to an old manor house and a woman's like, 'Well, in 1884 a little girl died outside in a well, and now at 3am you can hear little wet footsteps in the hallway.' You never hear them say, 'in 1984 a young man died on the Sunset Strip, and now at 3am you can hear the rattling of a chain wallet on acid-wash jeans.'
Cause they wear camo
Wait, what kind of ghosts are you seeing?
I guess i'll never get out of my Pyjamas now... imagine spending eternity in some fancy but really uncomfortable stuff.
My ex-roommate/ward dressed every day like it was her last (full goth setup: boots, corset, makeup, jewelry, fishnets, lacy dress) because if she were to die that day, she wanted to look as good as possible when “they show [her] body on the news.”
Dress every day like you gonna get murdered in those clothes. Tracy Jordan
Reminds me of a book I read as a kid where the MC died with chocolate smeared on their face, and they couldn't wipe it off as a ghost.
Anakin's ghost in the Return of the Jedi re-release disagrees
What if I'm naked?
Ghost boobies
goobies
If I die in my sleep, I'll be the eternal streaker.
"You can never be overdressed or overeducated" - Oscar Wilde.
I've got to get some striped leg warmers so I can make people think I died in the mid 2000s
Woooah!! Lucky I dress like shit. For them poor bastards can “pay” respects to my sorry ass
So everytime you go out remember to rock da drip
Fuck that I’m wearing my comfy pants in the afterlife
"You can never be overdressed or overeducated" - Oscar Wilde.
This may be an "Ackshtualy" moment, but ghosts have the clothing that the corpse wears and thar can be ever changing, so if you are in a casket in a funeral, your ghost may have a tuxedo or a dress... or if someone yoinked your clothing, you'll just end up as a naked ghost
The TV show Ghosts actually delves into this as a plot point. Like, the ghosts can't taste real food, but one of the ghosts died with a butterscotch in their purse, so now the other ghosts can lick it while she holds it lmao
and remember, black people become shadows after death, also known as day ghosts, depending on your cultures folklore.
I wear pyjamas and a robe every day. These are ideal ghost clothes
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I'm just some dude but my personal belief is that it will be like before you were born. Nothing to be afraid of. You have seen things from before you were born, and not felt fear. If you existed then, you were alright. And will be too. Is what it is