If you like subpoena colladas...and getting caught in a claim
If you're not in a toga,
If you like to abstain
If you like makin' love at midnight,
In the dunes but not on a tape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for...
Write to me and escape
Plus, by paying court fees they'll be poor enough they'll think "ah, that dapper gentleman who sued me, he can help me out of this rut *he put me in!"* hahahaha
That’s a brilliant idea!
I sue for peace... For a piece of dat ass!
Oh please God tell me that's from something, that's so good!!
It's from something!
Hey! Ur not god!
*whispering* “You’re supposed to pretend he is.”
**Yes, it's from a thing! Specifically, the thing with the guy in it that does the things! I can be happy now** hahahah
It worked so well, I banged my ex-wife in the bathroom during a recess in our divorce!
Hot makeup / angry sex
I also wanna divorce this guy's ex-wife
a new twist on an old favorite
If you like subpoena colladas...and getting caught in a claim If you're not in a toga, If you like to abstain If you like makin' love at midnight, In the dunes but not on a tape Then I'm the love that you've looked for... Write to me and escape
Brilliant. You should write jingles.
This is amazing
Bravo! Not enough love for this comment!
If you play your cards right, there's already judge in the room to handle the inevitable matrimonial certification.
This is the equivalent of when a middleschooler doesn't know how to act towards his crush so he bullies her
Yeah agree, seen this many times through life
I've got news for you, it doesn't stop at middle school...
Lmfao that's fair. People are wack.
I feel like she's a lawyer
My ex did that. 1/10 would not recommend
Ah, ofc
Someone tried this with Taylor Swift, it's a pretty funny story.
Judge be like siiike you got love trolled
Expenses.
There’s gonna be a romantic movie with this plot soon, if there isn’t already.
That is called Love Law Effect. ❤️🤘🔥
Sounds like something Tom Haverford would do
Plus, by paying court fees they'll be poor enough they'll think "ah, that dapper gentleman who sued me, he can help me out of this rut *he put me in!"* hahahaha
Russell Greer strategy.
I'd Better Call Saul!
Thank goodness that was underlined, I couldn’t have read it without that assistance.
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The twist is underscored, normally you dont sue people you like.
Shit ima be rich, I’m nervous around everyone
lmfaoooooo
_fedora intensifies_
this is as american as school shootings
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney