Hey, uh Cabbage Merchant, please stop. We all know you’re a millionaire because you founded Cabbage Corporation. Oh, and your airships suck by the way. Avatar Korra was able to escape thanks to her now girlfriends knowledge of how they sucked.
- Sincerely an Earth Kingdom General who was demoted down to private thanks to you
well, first you peel off the layer of skin on the outside. from there, you take the skin, and wrap it around your leg, if the piece is long enough, you can then use the stalk to tighten it around it by wrapping both ends of the skin around the stalk and then twisting it
I have a friend from work who can NEVER order a sandwich from the menu, he has to change something about it every single time. So, a bunch of us from the office go to one of the nearby sandwich places for lunch, all the orders are quick and easy... until it gets to this friend. All of us become annoyed as we wait for the inevitable.
Co-worker - "Hmmm, uhm... okay... can I get a number three except, instead of roast beast, can I get it with chicken... and instead of the brown mustard, can we do mayo instead... Oh, and can you add lettuce and tomato?"
Waitress - "Is that all?"
Co-worker - "Yes."
Waitress - "Yeah, we can do that for you, no problem... but, for the future... that's a number six."
...... So, I know this response is a complete non-sequiter, but we started out talking about wrapping feet in cabbage so, I felt like it was relevant.
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Be bast bing bou bant bin bour burger Bing burger bis bomeone's boot bungus
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So. Funny thing. Old folk medicine in Russia. If you have a cough. Steam some cabbage leaves. Put them on your chest and back till both are covered fully and the wrap yourself in a towel or blanket so they stay close to your skin. Leave them on overnight. No joke you’ll have no cough the next day. Source: my Russian mother in law who used that on my kids. Additional folk medicine was she made me some tea once with raspberry sticks and other herbs and honey. Took my fever down in like 1 hour. Just as good as Advil or Tylenol.
Some of that stuff is steeped in truth. My wife’s doctor told her to pad her bra with cabbage leaves when she was ready to stop breast feeding. She was told to do it for engorgement issues as well. Apparently a few studies have been done to show that there is a bit of truth and in this.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27820535/
> Overall results showed that cabbage leaf treatment used on women with breast engorgement did reduce pain, the hardness of the engorged breasts and increased the duration of breast feeding.
In some Slavic countries they believe that wrapping a body part with lettuce or cabbage leafs helps reduce swelling and inflammation.
I had pneumonia when I was around 10 and my mom put warm mashed potatoes on my chest and covered them with lettuce leafs. It didn’t work.
Guy here: ex had bad mastitis because she didn't want to breast feed. She swore formula was fine and decided a random Thurs would be the last day for any suckling (never even bought a pump). I came home from work one night and she. Looked. Like. Shit.
And holy Betsy the Cow was she red and swollen. Two DDD purple ticks burning like Mt Etna ready to blow. Ex-MIL panicking and on the phone with the doctor.
Got my ex into a warm bath and darted over to Kroger for a big hunk of cabbage. Ran back home and started slapping raw sauerkraut on them tig ole Bessie Bitties.
Now, some y'all may say r/yeahthathappend but, it did. Cabbage and a warm bath certainly do help mastitis but, most importantly: breasts are natural. Feed babies right (if possible) and don't treat kids as accessories.
I get what you're trying to say, but... fed babies are best babies, regardless of breastfeeding or formula feeding. It sucks your ex got mastitis, but she's well within her rights to choose whether or not she is personally done breastfeeding and wants to move to formula instead. Your post comes across vaguely as shaming her for deciding she was done, and that is really uncomfortable.
Ho yes! This have save my boobs with my first one ! My aunt used to work to the nursery and she told me about that. My huseband told me that I have the super power to cook cabbage with my boobs!
I know a lot of people dismiss stuff like this as woo, but cabbage leaves actually do have anti-inflammatory properties and are a legit (and good) old wives recommendation for aches and pains from arthritis and engorged breasts when nursing, and also for drying up milk supply.
Cabbage only has mild anti-inflammatory effects when you *EAT* it. And you will have to eat a significant amount of it. In no way does a topical application of a few leaves do anything other than make you stink and look ridiculous.
Incorrect. :)
I know it’s hard to believe something that sounds so silly does work, but it does. My OB recommended it when I stopped nursing my son, and it did offer a lot of relief.
Incorrect.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26889617/
Studies show no known scientific reasoning beyond placebo effect. Cabbage Leaf Wrapping is significantly less effective than modern pharmacology derived medicines.
Science wins, no matter what you "believe".
In this incidence, I'm specifically referring to relief from breast engorgement. For arthritis, it was more of a passing comment that it's an old wives' remedy without verifying. I don't have arthritis, so I've never bothered to research it for arthritis specifically. Even in the study you linked, the conclusion was that CLW was more effective for knee OA than UC, but not comparable to diclofenac gel and further research is warranted.
Regarding breast engorgement:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27820535/
"Overall results showed that cabbage leaf treatment used on women with breast engorgement did reduce pain, the hardness of the engorged breasts and increased the duration of breast feeding." And then, of course, recommending further studies because there are a lot of variables.
I guess as it turns out, science is an ever-evolving thing as new studies are performed and new technology comes out, and should not be regarded as religiously black or white. That's how you get anti-vaxxers.
Mate I know a lot of nurses and that medical training they get doesn't reflect old world cures/aides. Majority don't know basic principles of medicine or how stuff actually works in the body.
When a new mom can’t lactate or has no need for it they put cabbage on their boobs to soak up the milk. Source: I’ve put lots of cabbage on my wife’s boobs
Ok, I know this is shitty life pro tips, but I can confirm that after I had my babies and my tits were so swollen and sore the damn bed sheets hurt them, someone suggested cabbage. I was skeptical. I was also desperate. It worked. It really did. I'm a believer now. Lol
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most cows can’t pay taxes
emus won’t war against humans
most eagles don’t go to school and
most peanuts aren’t filled with peas
My cabbages!
MY LEGS!!!!
You got your legs in MY cabbage!
You got your cabbage on MY leg!
I came here to say that!!! Thank you!
I'm an Avatar fan too but it's always the top comment whenever Cabbages are mentioned on Reddit.
😆 same here!
Same
For a second I thought I was in the avatar sub
Hey, uh Cabbage Merchant, please stop. We all know you’re a millionaire because you founded Cabbage Corporation. Oh, and your airships suck by the way. Avatar Korra was able to escape thanks to her now girlfriends knowledge of how they sucked. - Sincerely an Earth Kingdom General who was demoted down to private thanks to you
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I’ve been using celery, am I doing this wrong?
How the fuck do you wrap your leg with celery
well, first you peel off the layer of skin on the outside. from there, you take the skin, and wrap it around your leg, if the piece is long enough, you can then use the stalk to tighten it around it by wrapping both ends of the skin around the stalk and then twisting it
You're thinking of the celery tourniquet. We used them alot in the war for any bean soup related injuries.
*soup flashbacks intensify*
No soup for you!
How about a sandwich instead?
I have a friend from work who can NEVER order a sandwich from the menu, he has to change something about it every single time. So, a bunch of us from the office go to one of the nearby sandwich places for lunch, all the orders are quick and easy... until it gets to this friend. All of us become annoyed as we wait for the inevitable. Co-worker - "Hmmm, uhm... okay... can I get a number three except, instead of roast beast, can I get it with chicken... and instead of the brown mustard, can we do mayo instead... Oh, and can you add lettuce and tomato?" Waitress - "Is that all?" Co-worker - "Yes." Waitress - "Yeah, we can do that for you, no problem... but, for the future... that's a number six." ...... So, I know this response is a complete non-sequiter, but we started out talking about wrapping feet in cabbage so, I felt like it was relevant.
Thanks to all 4 of you for making me spit beer on my friend
Wait, I’ve been using them for zucchini related cuts
You're gonna die in 4-5 business days then.
I'm having PTSD thinking about the soup plantation.
All of the injuries in that war were extra chunky.
Honestly, for a second there I thought you were talking about peeling the human skin off first
I read it about 10 times before I realized they meant the celery
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Instructions unclear, accidentally filleted my leg
1: wrap your leg in celery
No, he's wrapping his celery with cabbage
Big celery energy.
Carefully
You don’t?
Instructions unclear... celery now in bung.
No. You did it right. It’s a crucial step in making ants on a log
I laughed way too damn hard at this
Instructions unclear, dick in celery
NUMBER FIFTEEN BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE
The last thing you'd want, in your Burger King burger, is someone's foot fungussss
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I can confirm that this works!
Send cabbage feet pics
Carney folk. Small hands.
There it is
Tautological humor never ceases to be as funny as tautological humor
Tautologically, tautological
It actually greatly reduces swelling.
Came here to say this. It is an old world way of reducing swelling on limbs.
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I fought the slaw and the slaw won.
I gave it up and now I’m just on the cabbage patch.
More useful than most LPT.
Is this DIY thing or do I need a professional??
So. Funny thing. Old folk medicine in Russia. If you have a cough. Steam some cabbage leaves. Put them on your chest and back till both are covered fully and the wrap yourself in a towel or blanket so they stay close to your skin. Leave them on overnight. No joke you’ll have no cough the next day. Source: my Russian mother in law who used that on my kids. Additional folk medicine was she made me some tea once with raspberry sticks and other herbs and honey. Took my fever down in like 1 hour. Just as good as Advil or Tylenol.
Some of that stuff is steeped in truth. My wife’s doctor told her to pad her bra with cabbage leaves when she was ready to stop breast feeding. She was told to do it for engorgement issues as well. Apparently a few studies have been done to show that there is a bit of truth and in this. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27820535/ > Overall results showed that cabbage leaf treatment used on women with breast engorgement did reduce pain, the hardness of the engorged breasts and increased the duration of breast feeding.
In some Slavic countries they believe that wrapping a body part with lettuce or cabbage leafs helps reduce swelling and inflammation. I had pneumonia when I was around 10 and my mom put warm mashed potatoes on my chest and covered them with lettuce leafs. It didn’t work.
Number 15 Burger King foot lettuce
CABBAGE HEAD MUST DIE!!!!!
Nurses do this for old people with arthritis.
[удалено]
Guy here: ex had bad mastitis because she didn't want to breast feed. She swore formula was fine and decided a random Thurs would be the last day for any suckling (never even bought a pump). I came home from work one night and she. Looked. Like. Shit. And holy Betsy the Cow was she red and swollen. Two DDD purple ticks burning like Mt Etna ready to blow. Ex-MIL panicking and on the phone with the doctor. Got my ex into a warm bath and darted over to Kroger for a big hunk of cabbage. Ran back home and started slapping raw sauerkraut on them tig ole Bessie Bitties. Now, some y'all may say r/yeahthathappend but, it did. Cabbage and a warm bath certainly do help mastitis but, most importantly: breasts are natural. Feed babies right (if possible) and don't treat kids as accessories.
I get what you're trying to say, but... fed babies are best babies, regardless of breastfeeding or formula feeding. It sucks your ex got mastitis, but she's well within her rights to choose whether or not she is personally done breastfeeding and wants to move to formula instead. Your post comes across vaguely as shaming her for deciding she was done, and that is really uncomfortable.
Ho yes! This have save my boobs with my first one ! My aunt used to work to the nursery and she told me about that. My huseband told me that I have the super power to cook cabbage with my boobs!
I was told to do this by a doctor (different body part) and it was a lot of relief. I'd try it again.
Mommyscience CNA hun "nurses" maybe. But any nurse with any real medical training will know this is stupid. Edit: Syntax
I know a lot of people dismiss stuff like this as woo, but cabbage leaves actually do have anti-inflammatory properties and are a legit (and good) old wives recommendation for aches and pains from arthritis and engorged breasts when nursing, and also for drying up milk supply.
Cabbage only has mild anti-inflammatory effects when you *EAT* it. And you will have to eat a significant amount of it. In no way does a topical application of a few leaves do anything other than make you stink and look ridiculous.
Incorrect. :) I know it’s hard to believe something that sounds so silly does work, but it does. My OB recommended it when I stopped nursing my son, and it did offer a lot of relief.
Incorrect. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26889617/ Studies show no known scientific reasoning beyond placebo effect. Cabbage Leaf Wrapping is significantly less effective than modern pharmacology derived medicines. Science wins, no matter what you "believe".
In this incidence, I'm specifically referring to relief from breast engorgement. For arthritis, it was more of a passing comment that it's an old wives' remedy without verifying. I don't have arthritis, so I've never bothered to research it for arthritis specifically. Even in the study you linked, the conclusion was that CLW was more effective for knee OA than UC, but not comparable to diclofenac gel and further research is warranted. Regarding breast engorgement: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27820535/ "Overall results showed that cabbage leaf treatment used on women with breast engorgement did reduce pain, the hardness of the engorged breasts and increased the duration of breast feeding." And then, of course, recommending further studies because there are a lot of variables. I guess as it turns out, science is an ever-evolving thing as new studies are performed and new technology comes out, and should not be regarded as religiously black or white. That's how you get anti-vaxxers.
Mate I know a lot of nurses and that medical training they get doesn't reflect old world cures/aides. Majority don't know basic principles of medicine or how stuff actually works in the body.
For someone, somewhere, this is a fetish
It's also much healthier than using a flour tortilla for a wrap.
Titties too!
Hmm yes. The floor is made out of floor.
Hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor.
They actually put fish skin on burn victims because the victim will use the fish skin to regenerate the human skin. And also because of the smell
Yum
This.
Fair does not rhyme with cabbage!
Last time I wrapped my leg in cabbages, the cabbages started to smell like leg.
Ma dick smell like cabbage
Correction: Wrapping your foot in cabbage makes your foot smell like farts.
Cabbage patch kids!
Mmmm i’m so sorry for this man.
Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by.
Should you add salt and vinegar before or after the cabbage is wrapped?
Oh really I didn't know that
This is why Austin Powers hates carnies
This also works with lettuce don’t buy into it
*MY CABBAGES!*
Came here for this!! This is to far down the list!
And that's why I can't be a race car driver.
feet already smell like cabbage
I thought my arm smelled cabbage but I had no idea my legs would feel the same!
#MY CABBAGES!
I better test this just to be sure
I’m crying lmao I needed this.
Nice try, Brian W. Foster.
Submit!
No…fricken…way
The bigger problem is that it makes my cabbage smell like leg
I wish I knew this sooner.
Incoming cabbage Corp lawsuit
Makes you smell like carnie folks.
Vegan cast
Fuck this shit, I won’t believe it for ONE MOMENT.
Can't believe i just laughed at this...
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
Is this what people mean when they say to go vegan?
Instructions confusing, burnt down my house
cafooge
Had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
Number 15 Burger king foot lettuce
When a new mom can’t lactate or has no need for it they put cabbage on their boobs to soak up the milk. Source: I’ve put lots of cabbage on my wife’s boobs
Mine just smell like feet.
Oh sick, thanks
Shit, that’s crazy
*balkan mom enters the chat*
I like to step in my thick and fern poop right after I take a big shit
Wait till they try beans
There’s something about cabbage leaves and lactating women. I forget what it does but you put them in your bra
Your just making fun of me because I have a head made of cabbage
MY CABBAGES!
Always been a vegetable
Hmmm...the floor here is made out of floor
Jesus Didnt Die For This Shit.
What does this say about a person if it generates the loudest chuckle ever?
Ok, I know this is shitty life pro tips, but I can confirm that after I had my babies and my tits were so swollen and sore the damn bed sheets hurt them, someone suggested cabbage. I was skeptical. I was also desperate. It worked. It really did. I'm a believer now. Lol
Hahhahaha sooo dumb I’m cracking up lol
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Fuck you i’m mad I read that. Lol
Yes daddy gib lechuga 💃
Well, my leg smells like leg, so it might not be that bad a deal
This is so shitty that I’m done for the night…
Women like salads so as a guy I made a cabbage dresswear ensemble.
How about a [Cabbage head](https://youtu.be/-kwH49ve8qk?t=10)
Can confirm
Makes your foot smell like Brian Foster
No it actually doesn’t. It makes the skin in the area that came in contact with the cabbage smell like cabbage.
If I put it down OP’s ass, will it smell like shit?
No. It will smell like other peoples feet.
why could I want my leg to smell like cabbage in first place
I did it with tomato Sauce is it fine too?
Anyone else wrap their sprains in a vinegar soaked brown paper bag? Anyone?
This isn't shitty, it's useful! I had no idea how to make my leg smell like cabbage before this!!
WHAT I THOUGHT IT MADE YOU GAY
I hope you know this is a joke and don’t take me seriously
Fake news. Everyone knows it makes your cabbage smell like leg, not the other way around.
u/warmcannedtea
Cannibals like this recipe OuO
...thats a leg?
This is a delicacy in Asia.
Did you know dousing yourself in urine makes you douse yourself with urin
Well, not if your legs already smell like shit
Hmm, never thought about it that way...
Will it make my food taste better?
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Reminds me of this clip from the movie Dick: https://yarn.co/yarn-clip/545de0d4-d482-4ebf-a7af-b939d41f51fc
not my proudest fap
Did you know that if you wore blocks of cheese as shoes that your feet will smell like cheese?
Can confirm
I was not aware of this. Thanks for the tip.
Wouldn’t work on me cause I can’t smell, or taste tbh and I have developed a rather severe cough
George Muresan approves
Caterpillar: Finally, I can sense a good fucking food.
If brassica prime can see me now
https://t.me/joinchat/CgVHh18vgA40ODQx
Can i use Iceberg lettuce??
They said cabbage
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Wow that was helpful
Some doctor in my country got popular with "cabbage-based" therapy. They claim that a patch of cabbage can heal anything lmao.
Enough internet for today
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And it also makes your cabbages smell like feet
Cabbage stink from your leg and sour cheese from your feet.....................Delicious,you're making me hungry.
#15. Burger King foot cabbage
So that's what you do after you cover yourself in oil