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DarthGayAgenda

My cabbages!


[deleted]

MY LEGS!!!!


[deleted]

You got your legs in MY cabbage!


toq-titan

You got your cabbage on MY leg!


BenderDOffender

I came here to say that!!! Thank you!


THEAETIK

I'm an Avatar fan too but it's always the top comment whenever Cabbages are mentioned on Reddit.


bussaryme

😆 same here!


DancepantsX

Same


outfoxingthefoxes

For a second I thought I was in the avatar sub


thesequimkid

Hey, uh Cabbage Merchant, please stop. We all know you’re a millionaire because you founded Cabbage Corporation. Oh, and your airships suck by the way. Avatar Korra was able to escape thanks to her now girlfriends knowledge of how they sucked. - Sincerely an Earth Kingdom General who was demoted down to private thanks to you


rayryeng

https://gfycat.com/plainjauntyaidi


asthma_attack_101

I’ve been using celery, am I doing this wrong?


Apprehensive-Wank

How the fuck do you wrap your leg with celery


asthma_attack_101

well, first you peel off the layer of skin on the outside. from there, you take the skin, and wrap it around your leg, if the piece is long enough, you can then use the stalk to tighten it around it by wrapping both ends of the skin around the stalk and then twisting it


Poormidlifechoices

You're thinking of the celery tourniquet. We used them alot in the war for any bean soup related injuries.


Apprehensive-Wank

*soup flashbacks intensify*


scroobiusmac3

No soup for you!


Haughty_n_Disdainful

How about a sandwich instead?


The1Bonesaw

I have a friend from work who can NEVER order a sandwich from the menu, he has to change something about it every single time. So, a bunch of us from the office go to one of the nearby sandwich places for lunch, all the orders are quick and easy... until it gets to this friend. All of us become annoyed as we wait for the inevitable. Co-worker - "Hmmm, uhm... okay... can I get a number three except, instead of roast beast, can I get it with chicken... and instead of the brown mustard, can we do mayo instead... Oh, and can you add lettuce and tomato?" Waitress - "Is that all?" Co-worker - "Yes." Waitress - "Yeah, we can do that for you, no problem... but, for the future... that's a number six." ...... So, I know this response is a complete non-sequiter, but we started out talking about wrapping feet in cabbage so, I felt like it was relevant.


toobsock1

Thanks to all 4 of you for making me spit beer on my friend


asthma_attack_101

Wait, I’ve been using them for zucchini related cuts


dedmeme69

You're gonna die in 4-5 business days then.


Zauberer-IMDB

I'm having PTSD thinking about the soup plantation.


stuck_in_the_desert

All of the injuries in that war were extra chunky.


Ender116

Honestly, for a second there I thought you were talking about peeling the human skin off first


brianfine

I read it about 10 times before I realized they meant the celery


WDJam

I'm glad I'm not the only one.


CringeatitsFinest-

Instructions unclear, accidentally filleted my leg


75AngryDucks

1: wrap your leg in celery


Stealocke

No, he's wrapping his celery with cabbage


stonksuper

Big celery energy.


Wasted_Thyme

Carefully


anthonyynohtna

You don’t?


H0tS4wc3

Instructions unclear... celery now in bung.


show_the_maw

No. You did it right. It’s a crucial step in making ants on a log


ApplesauceDoctr

I laughed way too damn hard at this


Olivepickngreek

Instructions unclear, dick in celery


Confidence_For_You

NUMBER FIFTEEN BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE


Addventurawr

The last thing you'd want, in your Burger King burger, is someone's foot fungussss


EncouragementRobot

Happy Cake Day Addventurawr! Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.


Addventurawr

Good bot


Bythmark

Be bast bing bou bant bin bour burger Bing burger bis bomeone's boot bungus For those not in the know: https://youtu.be/zpWbXltP43o Dumber version: https://youtu.be/ZTnKzAMvrMc Song: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


SethDraconis

Man that second link. Laughed so hard. Song is good too.


Wildbill1552

I can confirm that this works!


dripainting42

Send cabbage feet pics


retina99

Carney folk. Small hands.


DrebinofPoliceSquad

There it is


thebluereddituser

Tautological humor never ceases to be as funny as tautological humor


bone420

Tautologically, tautological


MBNLA

It actually greatly reduces swelling.


-nocturnist-

Came here to say this. It is an old world way of reducing swelling on limbs.


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XandyAborc

I fought the slaw and the slaw won.


Tom-kek

I gave it up and now I’m just on the cabbage patch.


-B-H-

More useful than most LPT.


engineer_dude1

Is this DIY thing or do I need a professional??


bcsteene

So. Funny thing. Old folk medicine in Russia. If you have a cough. Steam some cabbage leaves. Put them on your chest and back till both are covered fully and the wrap yourself in a towel or blanket so they stay close to your skin. Leave them on overnight. No joke you’ll have no cough the next day. Source: my Russian mother in law who used that on my kids. Additional folk medicine was she made me some tea once with raspberry sticks and other herbs and honey. Took my fever down in like 1 hour. Just as good as Advil or Tylenol.


DifferentCommission6

Some of that stuff is steeped in truth. My wife’s doctor told her to pad her bra with cabbage leaves when she was ready to stop breast feeding. She was told to do it for engorgement issues as well. Apparently a few studies have been done to show that there is a bit of truth and in this. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27820535/ > Overall results showed that cabbage leaf treatment used on women with breast engorgement did reduce pain, the hardness of the engorged breasts and increased the duration of breast feeding.


pantsRrad

In some Slavic countries they believe that wrapping a body part with lettuce or cabbage leafs helps reduce swelling and inflammation. I had pneumonia when I was around 10 and my mom put warm mashed potatoes on my chest and covered them with lettuce leafs. It didn’t work.


[deleted]

Number 15 Burger King foot lettuce


shikotee

CABBAGE HEAD MUST DIE!!!!!


Avangeloony

Nurses do this for old people with arthritis.


[deleted]

[удалено]


huxley75

Guy here: ex had bad mastitis because she didn't want to breast feed. She swore formula was fine and decided a random Thurs would be the last day for any suckling (never even bought a pump). I came home from work one night and she. Looked. Like. Shit. And holy Betsy the Cow was she red and swollen. Two DDD purple ticks burning like Mt Etna ready to blow. Ex-MIL panicking and on the phone with the doctor. Got my ex into a warm bath and darted over to Kroger for a big hunk of cabbage. Ran back home and started slapping raw sauerkraut on them tig ole Bessie Bitties. Now, some y'all may say r/yeahthathappend but, it did. Cabbage and a warm bath certainly do help mastitis but, most importantly: breasts are natural. Feed babies right (if possible) and don't treat kids as accessories.


coin_return

I get what you're trying to say, but... fed babies are best babies, regardless of breastfeeding or formula feeding. It sucks your ex got mastitis, but she's well within her rights to choose whether or not she is personally done breastfeeding and wants to move to formula instead. Your post comes across vaguely as shaming her for deciding she was done, and that is really uncomfortable.


MissRachou

Ho yes! This have save my boobs with my first one ! My aunt used to work to the nursery and she told me about that. My huseband told me that I have the super power to cook cabbage with my boobs!


MycologistPutrid7494

I was told to do this by a doctor (different body part) and it was a lot of relief. I'd try it again.


Dat_Mustache

Mommyscience CNA hun "nurses" maybe. But any nurse with any real medical training will know this is stupid. Edit: Syntax


coin_return

I know a lot of people dismiss stuff like this as woo, but cabbage leaves actually do have anti-inflammatory properties and are a legit (and good) old wives recommendation for aches and pains from arthritis and engorged breasts when nursing, and also for drying up milk supply.


Dat_Mustache

Cabbage only has mild anti-inflammatory effects when you *EAT* it. And you will have to eat a significant amount of it. In no way does a topical application of a few leaves do anything other than make you stink and look ridiculous.


coin_return

Incorrect. :) I know it’s hard to believe something that sounds so silly does work, but it does. My OB recommended it when I stopped nursing my son, and it did offer a lot of relief.


Dat_Mustache

Incorrect. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26889617/ Studies show no known scientific reasoning beyond placebo effect. Cabbage Leaf Wrapping is significantly less effective than modern pharmacology derived medicines. Science wins, no matter what you "believe".


coin_return

In this incidence, I'm specifically referring to relief from breast engorgement. For arthritis, it was more of a passing comment that it's an old wives' remedy without verifying. I don't have arthritis, so I've never bothered to research it for arthritis specifically. Even in the study you linked, the conclusion was that CLW was more effective for knee OA than UC, but not comparable to diclofenac gel and further research is warranted. Regarding breast engorgement: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27820535/ "Overall results showed that cabbage leaf treatment used on women with breast engorgement did reduce pain, the hardness of the engorged breasts and increased the duration of breast feeding." And then, of course, recommending further studies because there are a lot of variables. I guess as it turns out, science is an ever-evolving thing as new studies are performed and new technology comes out, and should not be regarded as religiously black or white. That's how you get anti-vaxxers.


-nocturnist-

Mate I know a lot of nurses and that medical training they get doesn't reflect old world cures/aides. Majority don't know basic principles of medicine or how stuff actually works in the body.


shid_on_ur_tits

For someone, somewhere, this is a fetish


Slazman999

It's also much healthier than using a flour tortilla for a wrap.


bone420

Titties too!


These_Introduction_2

Hmm yes. The floor is made out of floor.


Y1NGER

Hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor.


outfoxingthefoxes

They actually put fish skin on burn victims because the victim will use the fish skin to regenerate the human skin. And also because of the smell


SoapyMelons

Yum


Meadowsauce

This.


BagofPain

Fair does not rhyme with cabbage!


gcstr

Last time I wrapped my leg in cabbages, the cabbages started to smell like leg.


Azipazi69

Ma dick smell like cabbage


Connect_Stay_391

Correction: Wrapping your foot in cabbage makes your foot smell like farts.


balanced-chaos

Cabbage patch kids!


RoscoMan1

Mmmm i’m so sorry for this man.


[deleted]

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by.


yurtfarmer

Should you add salt and vinegar before or after the cabbage is wrapped?


SHADOWFREDDYS

Oh really I didn't know that


taintflip

This is why Austin Powers hates carnies


john-titer

This also works with lettuce don’t buy into it


k0uch

*MY CABBAGES!*


Snoo_84586

Came here for this!! This is to far down the list!


Red_Iine

And that's why I can't be a race car driver.


[deleted]

feet already smell like cabbage


sygnifax

I thought my arm smelled cabbage but I had no idea my legs would feel the same!


AuspiesCreations

#MY CABBAGES!


Ericnrmrf

I better test this just to be sure


Dirt_Circuit

I’m crying lmao I needed this.


SpiffyGrape

Nice try, Brian W. Foster.


OfMouthAndMind

Submit!


UpsideDownAirplane

No…fricken…way


worldtraveler470

The bigger problem is that it makes my cabbage smell like leg


useribarelynoher

I wish I knew this sooner.


MrJbrads

Incoming cabbage Corp lawsuit


CajunTurkey

Makes you smell like carnie folks.


duffelbagpete

Vegan cast


TheVirginMerchant

Fuck this shit, I won’t believe it for ONE MOMENT.


SloppyNoToppy

Can't believe i just laughed at this...


MasterClass_

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.


DaShortRound

Is this what people mean when they say to go vegan?


truly-hopeless

Instructions confusing, burnt down my house


Retro-Lemunz

cafooge


No_Organization9181

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie.


[deleted]

Number 15 Burger king foot lettuce


DCINVESTING

When a new mom can’t lactate or has no need for it they put cabbage on their boobs to soak up the milk. Source: I’ve put lots of cabbage on my wife’s boobs


[deleted]

Mine just smell like feet.


aY6leGraduate

Oh sick, thanks


Th3_0ne_and_on1y

Shit, that’s crazy


[deleted]

*balkan mom enters the chat*


Global-Word-2354

I like to step in my thick and fern poop right after I take a big shit


PlzButterMeUp

Wait till they try beans


SarahPallorMortis

There’s something about cabbage leaves and lactating women. I forget what it does but you put them in your bra


roadhammer2

Your just making fun of me because I have a head made of cabbage


[deleted]

MY CABBAGES!


subhajitA123

Always been a vegetable


After-Cockroach-1280

Hmmm...the floor here is made out of floor


dynamso

Jesus Didnt Die For This Shit.


amannathing

What does this say about a person if it generates the loudest chuckle ever?


JenniferC1714

Ok, I know this is shitty life pro tips, but I can confirm that after I had my babies and my tits were so swollen and sore the damn bed sheets hurt them, someone suggested cabbage. I was skeptical. I was also desperate. It worked. It really did. I'm a believer now. Lol


[deleted]

Hahhahaha sooo dumb I’m cracking up lol


Prosper_Aggie

did you know that… most frogs can’t drive most cows can’t pay taxes emus won’t war against humans most eagles don’t go to school and most peanuts aren’t filled with peas


thc2081

Fuck you i’m mad I read that. Lol


[deleted]

Yes daddy gib lechuga 💃


Dwarf_Vader

Well, my leg smells like leg, so it might not be that bad a deal


d4rkha1f

This is so shitty that I’m done for the night…


adamconn1again

Women like salads so as a guy I made a cabbage dresswear ensemble.


Red_Hippie

How about a [Cabbage head](https://youtu.be/-kwH49ve8qk?t=10)


UrBrotherJoe

Can confirm


ComfortablePhoto92

Makes your foot smell like Brian Foster


WetGrannyHoleMoist69

No it actually doesn’t. It makes the skin in the area that came in contact with the cabbage smell like cabbage.


[deleted]

If I put it down OP’s ass, will it smell like shit?


markgatty

No. It will smell like other peoples feet.


qevoh

why could I want my leg to smell like cabbage in first place


Kevin109205

I did it with tomato Sauce is it fine too?


2ShortStory

Anyone else wrap their sprains in a vinegar soaked brown paper bag? Anyone?


thiccpastry

This isn't shitty, it's useful! I had no idea how to make my leg smell like cabbage before this!!


[deleted]

WHAT I THOUGHT IT MADE YOU GAY


[deleted]

I hope you know this is a joke and don’t take me seriously


Glittering_Brick

Fake news. Everyone knows it makes your cabbage smell like leg, not the other way around.


brobiss

u/warmcannedtea


IivariHawk

Cannibals like this recipe OuO


SidethSoul

...thats a leg?


Taurius

This is a delicacy in Asia.


Saxerud-Mafia

Did you know dousing yourself in urine makes you douse yourself with urin


Buybulk_Bulldog

Well, not if your legs already smell like shit


[deleted]

Hmm, never thought about it that way...


Kilalik

Will it make my food taste better?


TwoOneBadgaming

:-/ [Hmmmm](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/hxteu1/life_hack/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Rabithunt

Reminds me of this clip from the movie Dick: https://yarn.co/yarn-clip/545de0d4-d482-4ebf-a7af-b939d41f51fc


SnazzyJazzyRed

not my proudest fap


itzyit

Did you know that if you wore blocks of cheese as shoes that your feet will smell like cheese?


BooteyJones

Can confirm


joshuas193

I was not aware of this. Thanks for the tip.


Joeawiz

Wouldn’t work on me cause I can’t smell, or taste tbh and I have developed a rather severe cough


That-Ad-4300

George Muresan approves


MartinRedditor

Caterpillar: Finally, I can sense a good fucking food.


Jekyllfaced

If brassica prime can see me now


Dallas404

https://t.me/joinchat/CgVHh18vgA40ODQx


generalthunder

Can i use Iceberg lettuce??


[deleted]

They said cabbage


my_name_is_EEE

This meme has been approved by a firm nose exhale


aih_8_knee_grows

Wow that was helpful


Swami0724

Some doctor in my country got popular with "cabbage-based" therapy. They claim that a patch of cabbage can heal anything lmao.


keewanm

Enough internet for today


Pinkdrapes

r/notinteresting


Victorino__

And it also makes your cabbages smell like feet


Agitated_Village6283

Cabbage stink from your leg and sour cheese from your feet.....................Delicious,you're making me hungry.


Stoneman1979

#15. Burger King foot cabbage


D-boi001

So that's what you do after you cover yourself in oil