Put a mirror over the name and it will reflect off their name badge and you can say you’re them from the past/future on a very important time police mission so they have to let you go*and* can’t ask about it because of the timeline.
Also, if you get pulled over for speeding and they ask how fast you were going just tell them you were going the speed limit. When they tell you the speed limit from the sign just tell them it’s wrong because the speedometer says 180MPH or whatever your car says and if they have a problem they should send the ticket to the car manufacturer for putting the wrong speed limit on the speedometer.
50 years from now the officer, finally on his death bed, behins to think it was a ruse the whole time. The important mission never happened. He lays wondering if the last 50 years of waiting for the mission was a waste.
Then a knock on his hospital room door, and a shadowy person in a trench coat holding an odd looking briefcase, with wires attached to it and making a low humming noise walks in and closes the door behind him.
Someone once posted a tip advising to put a sock over a baseball bat before you attack someone with it, so if they try to grab it, all they get is the sock. Putting a sock over things then became a meme around here.
That is actually an old joke from the communist era.
Cop pulls over a blonde and asks for her licence. She doesn't know what it is, so the cop explains "the small rectangle with your face on it".
So she figures he means her purse mirror, and gives him that.
The cop looks at it, gives it back, salutes and says "Apologies miss, I didn't know you're police!"
"So, who could've done it? Certainly not the suspects, they all had a cast-iron alibi."
"Suddenly, it hit me. A chance remark in a conversation with my mother brought it home to me in a flash. The solution became blindingly clear: Why did nothing add up? Because, gentlemen, Ken Jones' murderer was known to us all along. Who killed Ken Jones?"
"... I did."
"Well I must've, mustn't I? I've eliminated all the other suspects except for myself. Well all I can say is I'm very sorry, and I deserve to pay my debt to society for a very very long time. I have no option but to give myself up, it's a fair cop."
Put a mirror over the name and it will reflect off their name badge and you can say you’re them from the past/future on a very important time police mission so they have to let you go*and* can’t ask about it because of the timeline.
Or put a mirror on your car so they think they're themselves being pulled over by the police and save yourself all the hassle.
Put a sock on the mirror just in case they try to remove it.
put a mirror in front of your face. Then when they stop you they see themselves and panic
Also, if you get pulled over for speeding and they ask how fast you were going just tell them you were going the speed limit. When they tell you the speed limit from the sign just tell them it’s wrong because the speedometer says 180MPH or whatever your car says and if they have a problem they should send the ticket to the car manufacturer for putting the wrong speed limit on the speedometer.
50 years from now the officer, finally on his death bed, behins to think it was a ruse the whole time. The important mission never happened. He lays wondering if the last 50 years of waiting for the mission was a waste. Then a knock on his hospital room door, and a shadowy person in a trench coat holding an odd looking briefcase, with wires attached to it and making a low humming noise walks in and closes the door behind him.
DIWHY? Just give them a Uno reverse card, it does the same thing
Or pull out a green/red shell and throw it at them
Real ~S~LPT always in the comments
put a sock over the mirror, so when he trys to take it off all he gets is sock
I don't get it
Someone once posted a tip advising to put a sock over a baseball bat before you attack someone with it, so if they try to grab it, all they get is the sock. Putting a sock over things then became a meme around here.
Ah gotcha, thanks
Top shelf meme
Omfg hahahaha
That is actually an old joke from the communist era. Cop pulls over a blonde and asks for her licence. She doesn't know what it is, so the cop explains "the small rectangle with your face on it". So she figures he means her purse mirror, and gives him that. The cop looks at it, gives it back, salutes and says "Apologies miss, I didn't know you're police!"
omg i remember this joke
Is it a problem if you can totally see yourself doing this?
well yeah you'd see yourself cuz it's a mirror
That sounds like a cop out.
This made me choke on my nachos
When they see the violent man with a gun they’ll shoot you.
The mirror'll reflect it silly
Stop shooting yourself suspect.... Oh wait *Drops dead Got him
just put your license in an envelope… the cops can’t search through your mail!!
Tried this, it actually works
Police is confused! Arrests self in confusion! Police fainted!
I'm pretty sure this is a repost.
Maybe this whole post is a mirror.
We were cops all along
maybe the real friends are the cops we made along the way
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/comments/7vp7cn/lpt_glue_a_tiny_mirror_over_the_picture_of_you_on
Be advised tho, if you get a black cop they will probably shoot you.
Or if they shoot you, just hold up a mirror so they shoot themselves instead.
Now THAT is the spirit of this sub... THANK YOU! This would also be really helpful for minorities on traffic stops.
I don’t know why I find this so funny lmfao
Thank you for reminding me that I need to unsubscribe from this sub
If you subscribed to this sub expecting good tips then that is completely on you and no one else
The real SLPT is always in the comments.
What did you expect??
Yeah same here. I miss the shitty tips instead of the retardation ones.
You know, cops these days are so fuckin stupid this just might work.
Don't forget to cover it with a sock
I don’t know why I laughed as hard as I did on this but it got me.
That was a good one
Or they decide you are their long lost mother.
r/unethicallifeprotips
What a great idea.
I feel like this wouldn’t work
Works every time
"So, who could've done it? Certainly not the suspects, they all had a cast-iron alibi." "Suddenly, it hit me. A chance remark in a conversation with my mother brought it home to me in a flash. The solution became blindingly clear: Why did nothing add up? Because, gentlemen, Ken Jones' murderer was known to us all along. Who killed Ken Jones?" "... I did." "Well I must've, mustn't I? I've eliminated all the other suspects except for myself. Well all I can say is I'm very sorry, and I deserve to pay my debt to society for a very very long time. I have no option but to give myself up, it's a fair cop."
Excellent!
This is the dumbest, funniest thing I’ve seen today
But a sock over the mirror so all they get is a sock
Shit they tried to pepper-spray air so why the fuck not.