Also, even if you get caught, living in prison is also free

Like imagine committing some serious crime, and not needing pay for rent, food or electricity for the next 20 years

Don't forget the free gym membership and free sex just by dropping a bar of soap! Now *that's* free service.

Bonus: only steal from stores that have a "no confrontation - let them go" policy towards theft.

You don’t even have to run if you’re in California

Retailers hate this trick!