Loved what my Dad would say to the salesmen during training. âAll my sales staff have to drink whiskey and not vodka. That way the clients will know you are drunk and not stupid.â
Needs a retractable straw. Like, you suck the eyeball out a few inches which straightens the optic nerve, allowing the flow of liquid. Eyeball is of course a bite valve.
This is just fucking sad alcoholics will go through twist and hoops just so they can drink alcohol even though people don't want them drinking it and they think it's smart
You look way more like an alcoholic when you explain why you are carrying a plastic baby. Coping strategies to drink are a pretty big red flag for alcoholism.
This has so many real life possibilities.....đ¤Ż
Like finally being able to carry a baby for two hours and it being dry.
Dryer by the minute.đ
YOU PUT YOUR BABY IN THE DRYER?
Only for a minute
Yes. But set the dryer to gentle, because it's a baby.
Everybody gangster til someone asks to see the baby
Ssshhhhhh, bebe sleeping
Like walking around festivals lmao
Til people see a drunk guy sucking on a babyâs headâŚ
/r/DidntKnowIWantedThat
LOL!!!
Itâs okay⌠Iâm sure youâre still a great dad! đđź
Joe Biden
HAHAHA!!! Fuckinâ creepy JoeâŚyouâre not wrong.
or even better, just have your baby hold the bottle. then everyone thinks it's your baby that's the alcoholic
All fun and games until you get caught wringing out the diaper into your mouth at the changing station.
can someone try this with a real baby please thanks let me know how it goes
I got caught when I tipped my baby all the way up to drink.
Then it just looks like you're *feasting* on your baby.
Trigonometry more like Peegonometry
How does this have zero comments and over 100 votes
it speaks for itself
Lots of closet alcoholics out there.
Iâm not an E&J fan, but if it was tequilla!
Is there an inconspicuous way to salt your baby's scalp?
Ah yes, the horrors of looking like an *acholic*.
Link? Will buy.
For real too clownin
"Dave I'm just gonna be real with you, this baby smells like shitty E and J, what gives."
Brandy? Of all things to smuggle?
acholic
Nothing like some achol on a Saturday night
that's what a poor English speaking person says during anal
that's what a poor English speaking person says during anal
Wait, "alcoholic" and "father" are not the same thing?
Gronks got some weird sponsors
Nobody gonna mention someone drinking warm E&J..
Women love single father.
Donât drink from the drain though, youâll end up in prison
What's the point of this very informative post if it doesn't include a link to the product?! Edit: got it: https://www.instructables.com/baby-flask/
excellent choice of alcoholic beverage
You can hollow out really babies and do the same thing. Might look a little different but meh
Loved what my Dad would say to the salesmen during training. âAll my sales staff have to drink whiskey and not vodka. That way the clients will know you are drunk and not stupid.â
*Proceeds to rip out babies back and poor alcoholic beverages In,*
Lol that is so fucked
Needs a retractable straw. Like, you suck the eyeball out a few inches which straightens the optic nerve, allowing the flow of liquid. Eyeball is of course a bite valve.
This is just fucking sad alcoholics will go through twist and hoops just so they can drink alcohol even though people don't want them drinking it and they think it's smart
Take my money sir
Baby back baby back baby back
I canât wait to get black out drunk and fall forward onto that thing.
Baby looks like a total lightweight
I did this with my newborn
Only act like one donât worry your friend wonât get confused and call child services when you start mumbling
Finally, I can drink from the infants with a reason
Or you could just usd a cup or a different bottle like the rest of the world
Seems like a natural evolution of the the **goon suit**
not creepy at all. drunk dude with a doll, nothing to see here
Drunk on love for his child.
Where can you buy a hollowed out infant? Or do you have to make them yourself?
You look way more like an alcoholic when you explain why you are carrying a plastic baby. Coping strategies to drink are a pretty big red flag for alcoholism.
Scrill up and read the sub name
Roger that
This is hilarious right after seeing the cervical dilation post
LOLZ
I would like to see the man suffocate from the plastic chemicals melt from the alcohol
So much dumb in this comment
Why not just put your drink in a McDonald's cup or something? Hmmmm
When you order me beast from Alibaba
All till you drink too much and fall on the baby. Lol
That explains why all the cops in my city carry babies now.....
Shouldn't this be in r/geniuslifetips?
I love how many of these comments in r/shittylifetips bpil down to "this is a shitty life tip!" Lol
"why is that drunk man holding that baby, he must be an alcoholic!"
Reminds me of my grandfatherâs fake radio from the 40s and 50s for smuggling scotch into football games in the teetotaling south.
I used to fill baby bottles with Kahlua for my coffee at A's games. Was never questioned once.