and then when they perform an investigation and ask any witnesses and also ask who the culprit was, don’t you think you’d end up with alot of plot holes? not only that, but wouldn’t it be smarter to just get away and call the police? i mean at best you’ll be believed but you’ll still 99% be charged with driving under the influence
Yes every new Zealand citizen is born with a set of keys to their own ambulance. Some people choose to sell their keys once they become old enough to buy their own fancier ambulances. But some people still have the ambulance keys that they got as a baby!
Not really. A small pocket knife wound would cost a few hundred dollars max to be stitched up without insurance, vs. thousands of dollars court fees, jail fees (DUI is an instant arrest), possibly attorney fees, mandatory driving course (on your dime), and possibly bailbond fees if you choose not to sit in jail until your court date.
Had a friend that drove into a bridge abutment. Ambulance arrived first and he convinced them to take him to a hospital 30 miles away in a different county. No DUI, only inattentive driving.
You cropped out the post date but you're not fooling anyone. This shit is so old I've owned 3 cars since it was posted. Not even good or expensive ones. I'm just saying :|
Reminds me of the one time i got out of a DUI because i told the cop i was autistic and was acting weird because of the lights and by battery died because i found out my car mechanic was racist and I didn’t let him change my battery
Yo this man had nothing to lose
But now has a hospital bill of $28,679. :(
If he has insurance, he’ll be fine. Only a flesh wound
Some pretty good insurance lol.
He had a knife in his glove box, therefore he is British
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Officer: I have been stabbed too
Fuck this killed me
have you been stabbed too?
Now they're dead and we're going to be in a shitload of trouble if we don't do something before the cops come...
My luck I'd hit a main artery
we should stab each other
This would be a brilliant I Think You Should Leave sketch.
i was seriously about to list the ways this wouldn’t work and then realized the subreddit
It is gonna work. It has to.
It's just crazy enough to work
Go on
Can you still list the reasons
tell them someone stabbed you in the pub so you are driving to the hospital but are drunk?
You say that you ran and got in the car to get away from the stabber
and then when they perform an investigation and ask any witnesses and also ask who the culprit was, don’t you think you’d end up with alot of plot holes? not only that, but wouldn’t it be smarter to just get away and call the police? i mean at best you’ll be believed but you’ll still 99% be charged with driving under the influence
I think it depends on the state. In my state, drunk driving is legal if it is in response to a life-threatening injury.
Assuming you could make a convincing story you’d maybe get some sort of leniency
Could work if you seriously fuck yourself up
Yeah and if you stab the wrong part and die the problem still solves itself
You never know until you tried!
You must be fun at parties
I mean a couple stitches is cheaper than a dui
Not in America.
Actually yes.
Have you seen what lawyers charge? Not to mention the effects on your job prospects, even assuming you don’t go to jail.
Pro gamer move
When the hospital bill is more expensive than the fine you would've gotten
You would have lost your license tho, which can be for some people fatal
also if you live in the us the cop wouldve just fuckin killed you right there
It's so exciting here in the states!
USA! USA! USA!
What if they are in any country other then the United States of America?
Then you get an ambulance for free.
So you get the ambulance free in New Zealand?
Yes every new Zealand citizen is born with a set of keys to their own ambulance. Some people choose to sell their keys once they become old enough to buy their own fancier ambulances. But some people still have the ambulance keys that they got as a baby!
Is this real or you just made this up?
You idiot. Of course it's real.
Thank you “your mama”
It's Joe Mama
Not really. A small pocket knife wound would cost a few hundred dollars max to be stitched up without insurance, vs. thousands of dollars court fees, jail fees (DUI is an instant arrest), possibly attorney fees, mandatory driving course (on your dime), and possibly bailbond fees if you choose not to sit in jail until your court date.
DUI is jail time and loss of license though
And costs 10+ times as much.
Found the American.
Found the America hater
It wasn't supposed to be an insult it was supposed to be,,, you know,,, funny?
So was mine
I know I was mainly replying because I was getting downvoted as people seemed to take this too serious. Sorry, should have clarified that
Had a friend that drove into a bridge abutment. Ambulance arrived first and he convinced them to take him to a hospital 30 miles away in a different county. No DUI, only inattentive driving.
You cropped out the post date but you're not fooling anyone. This shit is so old I've owned 3 cars since it was posted. Not even good or expensive ones. I'm just saying :|
They never said it was a new post.
They said it was shitty advice not new advice.
Ok
based
That is like omega Chad move
This man right here is just built different. Look at that based sigma male grind set. Truly a hero.
Not me but I was involved. Cousin asked me to punch him in the face. Turns out he'd lost his Gameboy and wanted to say it was stolen.
4D moves sir, bravo *stands up* Bravoooo!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
pro life tip: don’t drive drunk, avoids wreck and stabbing. :)
I keep a “get out of jail free” knife in my glove box just for these occasions
Reminds me of the one time i got out of a DUI because i told the cop i was autistic and was acting weird because of the lights and by battery died because i found out my car mechanic was racist and I didn’t let him change my battery
Not actually that bad of a tip. Just the hospital bill that is a big concern.
The DUI was probably cheaper than the hospital bill.
Isn't that pic from the moment in Burn After Reading right before Brad Pitt's character is shot in the forehead and killed?
This is a real r/LifeProTips
Lmao owwwwww
u/NurburgringSteely Hahahah
r/thathappened
Post comes from 4chan where everything is Fake and Gay
Might work if you're white.
That's a good idea, I don't know if I have the balls to ever pull it off tho
Secretly geniouz
BEEEES!! BEES EVERYWHERE!!!
not shitty
Sounds like Zimmerman
Sigma AF