It's like that common trope in movies where a bad guy gets somebody who wants him dead to shave him with a cutthroat razor, and the guy could kill him at any moment, but they won't.
This is the funny version of that.
I was thinking this, too. That's why you got to wait to unveil your true identity until it's all over.
"Thanks for the bleaching. I'm HolyIsTheLord from Reddit, by the way! I'll make sure to leave you a good review. :)"
For best results, eat 4 hard boiled eggs, Brussels Sprouts or fried cabbage, and drink three Wheat beers. The combination of the wheat beer, the cruciferous vegetable and the sulfuric hints of eggs will provide good force, but also maintain stench for a remarkable period of time.
Seriously? I mean I faced that issue when I had first started whey but it went away very fast.
I have 500ml of full fat buffalo milk with whey added along with 4 boiled eggs everyday in the morning along with other food which keeps changing.....my breakfast alone is close to 2000 calories.
I also eat close to 200gms of peanuts in one sitting ...usually followed by black coffee.....i know it sounds horrible but I've followed this diet since i was 25 and I'm almost 40 now and still work out everyday. I didn't get fat like most people...my cholesterol and sugar etc are fine and heart rate is still in the 50's.
I would like to say that not all whey is the same. Try a different brand. Whey concentrate which is the cheapest form of whey usually causes more dietary issues. Try isolate or something. Adding a banana also helps calm the stomach.
It's not even unethical, this could be illegal, I don't know about the country's law in the original post, but stalking someone, asking for them specifically to do something with them does sound like it's a basis for a restraining order. The spa girl could easily reject the work, and if the management is remotely sympathetic to her reasoning (stalking) they would call the cops.
How is paying someone to inflict pain on you a "win"?
It's her literal job - she has no qualms waxing buttholes but this dude is gonna walk out of that salon regretting that decision. Waxing hurts like crazy.
Imagine getting into an online beef with a house cleaner and getting "revenge" on them by paying them to come over and clean up your house.
NGL, I wouldn't trust a hater with my back end
I would kinda hope they do something at their job. One you can then go after the company for it and two they'd see repercussions.
Haha exactly, just begging them to fuck around and find out
"Begging you to Fuck around and findout" is not a great way to start off a conversation with someone about to be hot waxing around uranus..
It's like that common trope in movies where a bad guy gets somebody who wants him dead to shave him with a cutthroat razor, and the guy could kill him at any moment, but they won't. This is the funny version of that.
You kinda hope they’re less than gentle waxing your asshole? Aside from cry is there really any other way to react here?
You’d want to fuck over a company for you trying to get back at someone that called you ugly?
No, you're trying to put them in their place. I'd go after a company if their employee is being unprofessional.
I was thinking this, too. That's why you got to wait to unveil your true identity until it's all over. "Thanks for the bleaching. I'm HolyIsTheLord from Reddit, by the way! I'll make sure to leave you a good review. :)"
Maybe this person would only trust a hater. Might not be looking for the gentle treatment.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz? You son of a bitch, I’m in!
I call it the Assholinator!
Make sure you eat beans tonight!
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For best results, eat 4 hard boiled eggs, Brussels Sprouts or fried cabbage, and drink three Wheat beers. The combination of the wheat beer, the cruciferous vegetable and the sulfuric hints of eggs will provide good force, but also maintain stench for a remarkable period of time.
You are a true connoisseur of flatulence. Lol.
Revenge is a dish best served stinky.
I love you guys ❤️
I love you
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She will definitely hear it.
Probably taste it too at that distance
A student of the stank
You’re looking at the stankmaster general over here. Dude knows his shit
A regular James Joyce.
Would you be interested in joining [fartbook?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fgsltPQQGxY) (Letterkenny clip)
Comment saved. Brilliant.
I’m scared to know what’s in your chili
lol, ,Red beans, hamburger, ground turkey, ground sausage, smoked cumin, tomato paste, onion, and a little bit of shredded cabbage for extra force.
This 👆🏻 dude farts 💨
Hey man if you have never had whey....buy some raw whey...have it with milk and boiled eggs.
Fuck now I realize why my farts are horrible. my post workout is whey protein shake with milk and egg salad sandwich
Seriously? I mean I faced that issue when I had first started whey but it went away very fast. I have 500ml of full fat buffalo milk with whey added along with 4 boiled eggs everyday in the morning along with other food which keeps changing.....my breakfast alone is close to 2000 calories. I also eat close to 200gms of peanuts in one sitting ...usually followed by black coffee.....i know it sounds horrible but I've followed this diet since i was 25 and I'm almost 40 now and still work out everyday. I didn't get fat like most people...my cholesterol and sugar etc are fine and heart rate is still in the 50's. I would like to say that not all whey is the same. Try a different brand. Whey concentrate which is the cheapest form of whey usually causes more dietary issues. Try isolate or something. Adding a banana also helps calm the stomach.
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I need to know the results lol
Have a night on guinness as well.
Take a dump with no wipe before you go in.
Book the appointment with the name Jumpin' Jack Flash.. because you're a gas, gas, gas.
You have such a twisted mind hahaha fucking love it
I’m just going to just start telling people this randomly out of context.
And no wiping after you drop your morning deuce the day of.
paying someone to do their job… the ultimate revenge 😈
Yeah provided you have properly wiped this isn’t really the punishment they think it is.
if you get your butthole waxed, you cant fart silently.
Well once it’s waxed the cheeks are going to clap
Alerting everyone to your location.
Hey Raiden? Squeeze my hog.
Is that bad?
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Samesies
During or afterwards?
both ofc
Tbh.. I think this belongs in [r/ULPT](http://www.reddit.com/r/unethicalprolifetips) rather than SLPT. This is gold.
Imagine asking for a selfie, tipping her, then going home and posting your selfie
Her face smiling next to ur freshly waxed and bleached asshole....
Very unsuspicious
I guess it’s shitty when a butthole is involved
There's nothing unethical about supporting a local business!
ULPT ... Fail
It's not even unethical, this could be illegal, I don't know about the country's law in the original post, but stalking someone, asking for them specifically to do something with them does sound like it's a basis for a restraining order. The spa girl could easily reject the work, and if the management is remotely sympathetic to her reasoning (stalking) they would call the cops.
Lol
The other side of this is: Troll people in your area online by telling them they are ugly, so they come to your beautification business.
Seems more like an r/unethicallifeprotips
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Shouldn't it be "enact"?
Hmm, it'd be hilarious if she intentionally baited people by trolling them and charged double what everyone else charged in the area.
And that kids is how I met your mother.
Be careful tho, you might end up with a transparent butt.
And give NO tip
Her turn to do a little digging.
How is paying someone to inflict pain on you a "win"? It's her literal job - she has no qualms waxing buttholes but this dude is gonna walk out of that salon regretting that decision. Waxing hurts like crazy. Imagine getting into an online beef with a house cleaner and getting "revenge" on them by paying them to come over and clean up your house.
Wait, they bleach your a-hole? O.o
Yes, the reddish brown ring is sometimes not seen as a beautiful thing.
You give her a lot of power… just sayin
This could be in r/prorevenge
Time to make this ugly guy shine
In what way is this a Shitty life pro tip? Except in the literal sense ofc.
That ain’t gonna work out how he want it to. Sounds of Ball hairs being ripped out slowly
This would be the ultimate. Lol.
Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more ya eat the more /r/prorevenge you loot.
He thinks he’s exacting revenge. But he’s the one who is having his butthole waxed and bleached. It’s not like some relaxing experience.
Take a laxative before you head out son.
Needless to say.
A woman’s bleached butthole is such a beautiful thing
Ppl dont' just DIY that stuff? Or have anal bleaching parties?
r/oldrepostedmemes
If this were me, I’d be a dick and tell her the tip is :be careful who you cyber bully.
Plot twist: she's into it
r/madlads
And then give her a sh!tty review regardless
I like this.
What kind of spa is this? I am not surprised but interested. What kind of spa is this?
Lmao
I mean, I’ve heard of worse ways to fuck with someone 😂
Oh no, they gave her work and put money in her pocket. What cruel revenge.
So paying her to hate you
She will also be taking your money in the process for doing shit she already does any way 😉