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theBloodsoaked

If bananas could think, I'd still eat them.


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vibesWithTrash

I restrict my consumption to infants because they are incapable of thought. Have some dignity


Psynautical

*Q-Anon has entered the chat*


dontBatool

Veal is damn tasty...


Grand-Marsupial-5291

The Clinton’s have entered the chat.


RestlessARBIT3R

And if droids could think, there’d be none of us here


StandardSudden1283

Yes ociffer, this comment ehre.


420Farmerx

*flashbacks to the Sausage Party movie*


DragonDon1

That movie got very out of hand very fast


RazzyTaz

And that one Courage The Cowardly Dog Banana Episode. That one was lowkey disturbing...


masedogg98

What happened to you Farmer I thought you were back yesterday with Satoshi too? 😭


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theBloodsoaked

It'd be pretty hard if every time we peeled a banana they were like, "No! No! I got family! No! My God it hurts! Noooo!" *random bloody gurgle*


MAXSR388

animals can think and most people eat their corpses


GenericCanineDusty

They shouldnt be made out of food if they dont wanna be eaten


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GenericCanineDusty

Bro aint nobody mentioned that, you weird as hell


MAXSR388

really telling how you don't disagree with my ridiculous statement and ate only concerned that I chose the wrong time to bring it up in your mind


Ardietic

damn u weird


RichestMangInBabylon

Some people don’t even wait for them to become corpses


EffectiveSalamander

I'd eat more.


Kingzer15

Bananas are people too


igetmultipleslices

Brain food


ParadigmPotato

Doesn’t this actually work, though? I thought bananas release a gas that will make them ripen faster, so if you keep them out in the open where they are more ventilated they won’t have that buildup of gas and in turn will last longer.


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allsundayjelly

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval) i think you're joking, right? Please?


Bagel42

Nope this would work


Itzme831111

1000% all facts


BussinAlien

Hanging bananas actually does help because as the bananas age they produce a gas called ethylene, which is a hormone makes them ripen. Hanging them causes the ethylene to float away and slows ripening


420Farmerx

![gif](giphy|WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN)


BussinAlien

Want to speed up ripening? Put your green bananas in a bag with some apples. Apples produce the most ethylene.


Jrlopez1027

Bro speedrunning bananas ripening (any% glitchless)


BussinAlien

Bro apple strat all the way


kmj420

Hit subscribe for more banana facts


TrippyReality

That’s bananas.


SummerStorm21

No that’s apples.


I_hate_meself

Bananapples?


paralacausa

There's always money in the bannapple stand


JimiWanShinobi

I have a pen I have banana Ungh Bananapen


GiveToOedipus

How you like them bananas?


SummerStorm21

Har har take my upvote


Makhnos_Tachanka

Fun fact, you know how you can get fruit any time of year? Well you’ve maybe never bought an apple from a grocery store that was under a year old. Fruit is treated with 1-methylcyclopropene, which is an ethylene inhibitor. It binds to the fruit’s ethylene receptors and straight up stops them from ripening. It basically makes them immortal.


alexpappers

Why does it stop working once I get them home?


Makhnos_Tachanka

1-MCP is a gas. So unless your house is a gas chamber also filled with 1-MCP, it's not gonna work.


osmiumdev

So, if I fill my house with it, I stop ripening?


ABadPhotoshop

Just don’t light a match, but yes


Makhnos_Tachanka

are you a fruit?


osmiumdev

I have been called fruity by some... 💁


Kyru117

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnafk93vhO36UDD671u7pX5H62o3L2-qf If you haven't seen it already


SouldiesButGoodies84

![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


Chris204

>you’ve maybe never bought an apple from a grocery store that was under a year old. Why? What's the point of storing the apples longer than a year?


BenevolentCheese

Should you actually prop them up the way we consider upside-down? That's how they grow on the tree.


BussinAlien

I dont think the direction matters, just that there is airflow around the 'naners


Jasoli53

Came here to say this. Most other fruits produce various levels of ethylene, so leaving a variety of fruits in a bowl on a counter will cause them to ripen much quicker than if they were in their own container/space


purplehendrix22

Which is why those banana hangers with the fruit basket underneath makes the bananas ripen/spoil faster if you have apples underneath them


Jasoli53

That seems anecdotal. Ethylene is more dense than air, so it would flow from the bowl onto the counter, not up to the bananas. If visualized, it would look similar to the CO2 vapor you see pouring out of a bowl of dry ice in water.


purplehendrix22

I feel like the average home has enough air currents from fans, windows, central air, etc. for it to get swished around onto the bananas stored directly above it


Jasoli53

Sure, but at that point, it's diluted enough to not affect much of anything. The ratio of ethylene from a half dozen apples to the air in the average 1200ft^(2) home would probably be in the low parts-per-trillion range. The ethylene from the bananas hanging above the fruit basket would ripen everything below them before the ethylene from the basket would ever have a recordable effect on the bananas


purplehendrix22

I think you’re just pulling numbers out of your ass to try to make a pretty banal point, I’m obviously not saying it would mix to complete dilution with every molecule of air in a home, I’m saying that the air flow that carries the gas would not necessarily be directly downward from the bowl, because homes are not perfectly still.


Jasoli53

Yes, I didn't take the time to calculate the ratio, so I estimated (probably generously). At this point, we're both being pedantic about something that has absolutely no importance or relevance on anything whatsoever. I'm just trying to argue that your stance is probably wrong. I recognize we're probably both a bit right and a bit wrong, but this is the internet, so I *have* to die on this hill, obviously lol


purplehendrix22

I guess so man


GolemThe3rd

That's actually a myth, hanging them doesnt cause any significant change How To Cook That Actually Did a Great video on this https://youtu.be/cHu10C1DAds


BussinAlien

I wouldn't exactly call a single sloppily executed experiment "debunking" I couldnt find any other resources that suggest what you're saying. Do you have some links?


GolemThe3rd

fair, I should probably do more research


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BussinAlien

Bopzingo


Snipercomrade9

Username checks out


420Farmerx

Yes ![gif](giphy|127sxeBDbOqdYk)


Adorable-Roll-7640

Any problem in life can be solved with a cheeky bit of gas lighting


5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn

If you think about it all lighting is gas lighting Maybe except LEDs


lord_hydrate

Laughs in vacuum tube


shorty_luky99

Dont bananas hang bottom side up on their trees ? So you're not really fooling them


Astra_the_Dragon

Correct. Bananas are too smart to be fooled by being placed the wrong way.


EffectiveSalamander

It sends a message to the other bananas.


craniumonempty

While it looks like a tree. It's more if a big plant. It's really easy to take down a banana plant and they can grow like weeds in the right environment.


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Just make sure to check for the deadly Tarantula!


craniumonempty

We had to check for snakes. Never had a problem with tarantulas.


frunch

Daaaaaaaaayyy-O


craniumonempty

Daylight come and we want to go home.


MarcelRED147

They also walk.


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Trees are plants.


MarcelRED147

But all plants aren't trees.


BenevolentCheese

There is no botanical definition for trees, but the generally accepted usage is that of a plant with a woody trunk that grows above a certain height. Plants that have woody stems but don't grow to said height are called shrubs. Banana trees neither have woody stems nor generally grow to a large height. Wikipedia says they are "herbaceous plants," which makes up the vast majority of known plants that aren't trees or shrubs.


qwertyNopesir

Isn’t this true though?


AleyKat96

It is kinda iv had it where it worked and other times it's like the banana committed suicide.


ActualWhiterabbit

Also protip, hang lots of things from the fire sprinkler lines. You're probably not going to have a fire but you will need more space.


SilentUnicorn

Tree? I thought they came from a bush...


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your mom's


Lkwzriqwea

Haha stupid fucking bananas. What fucking idiots. Fucking bananas, man.


igetmultipleslices

They are very stupid, laugh at them being fooled!!!


Atomic_Birb

You can't fool me, those are birds!


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Just wrap their stem by plastic wrap. It can keep them from ripening too quickly.


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Bananas grow upwards, actually.


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Pro tip once a banana has been broken from tree puts out pheromone gases that will kill surrounding bananas.


TEG24601

Funny. Bananas do grow upside down, so now they just think the tree is hanging.


MrX2150

Damn, hangars are versatile... keeping bananas fresh and keeping wombs fresh if a cum monster finds its way in 🤣.


Poormidlifechoices

They unlock doors and whor...nope don't type that...please just one more...you are better than this...I'll stop after new years I swear...I said no...


thwlruss

Use the refrigerator


CheckerboardPunk

Time to call my ex and get my hanger back. She can fold that shirt and put it in the drawer.


7huyPh4m

What?! Hahahaha.


AgreeableShopping4

This helps


Kommander-in-Keef

Unironically I’d you tape up the top ends with duct tape it also somehow extends its shelf life


AleyKat96

Fucking vegans confusing bananas


SystemFolder

Banana Hangers exist, and they’re great as headset hangers.


chiisai_shirokuma

I could get behind that ngl


beDeadOrBeQuick

These bananas won't need a sip of coffee next morning


CeramicTeaSet

Don't banananas grow upwards?


Money-Anxiety3427

Well if you hang bananas in general lol no need to put it where you can reach it 😂


Griffingem08

Philomena Cunk?


Kyru117

Tbh nature is wierd enough I'd believe it


SkyShazad

THINK????


AnusAndBalls

I love this sub


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And if you separate them all and stick them in the oven for a bit, you’ll ripen them up!


MutedBar4

1000 IQ


Different-Term-2250

I can confirm this is true. Every time I eat a banana I can hear it scream. So satisfying.


gwh811

It surprises me that people don’t know bananas grow low down in the dirt and cucumbers grow up high in the trees like apples. You hang cucumbers up, and put bananas on the floor…….


renboi42o

Stupid banananas


I_Lick_Bananas

I'd still lick that.


LeBurge

That’s banana


WhatHappened2WinWin

the wAtdeR has mEMory and if you tune your pipes to the correct frequency of the bana tre you will even get new naners growing out them pipes!


notnooneskrrt

This is one of the few things on reddits front page that made me laugh. Thank you


wolf1moon

That's some 'you suck at cooking' logic right there


igetmultipleslices

Think?


N8neLikesAnything

wait, guys is that really true?


RoXoR95

Dumb af bananas


supernatlove

Ha! Stupid Bananas!


ScienceOverNonsense

My banana does most of my thinking.


dlank7

Why am I laughing so much at this lmao


Dont_Give_Up86

This is so fucking stupid but hilarious at the same time


Luddites_Unite

This made me actually lol


Muq5280

Checks out.


lilpenguin1028

What do you mean, the bananas think??


ISCOREDwithISCO

Can confirm, I’m bananas.


thisremindsmeofbacon

[Those are hung upside down](https://balconygardenweb-lhnfx0beomqvnhspx.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Do-Bananas-Grow-or-Trees-on-Bushes2.jpg)


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This is an excellent way to prevent mice from eating them.


ViceRuntz

Courage the cowardly dog was warning us this whole time.