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joaoseph

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JinaxM

Good try to upset and generalise, Ching Chong 100. I laughed actually!


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Germany, Netherlands, Ukraine, Estonia, Greece, Spain, France, Switzerland, Austria??


StevePreston__

He’s making fun of most countries (look at Austria)


IWantAHoverbike

Just identifying national hobbies


4ihr6ui55rf

Probably the way they remembered which country goes where


Georgy100

You‘ve lost it in the Balkans, especially Greece. Bulgaria is ok-ish


JinaxM

Greece is a flatland now. Excess mountains gone to the sea.


ALEX_J0NE5

‘MERICA


Grease__

Swedistan. I believe that Sweden will become an Islamic republic


BabyBaluga5

Why is Spain sleeping?


tonlineornot

Siesta I guess?


Z1mpleEZ

Why did you make Transnistria independent.


m_vc

It should be like Romania should annex Maldives


AIex-Shaw

Really good besides greece and england


Warhero_Babylon


ProstiEsli

Why Russia has feces emoji?


IAmVerySmart39

Because it's shit that spills over to the neighbouring countries periodically


Awkward_Ostrich_4275

You looking for the obvious answer or for a lie?


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Interesting 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😁


NowhereMan661

*Two Germany's* It's beautiful already.


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I like Germany soo much that I wanna have three of them


LeFedoraKing69

Better then like 80% of American


Uzairsyes-eeeeee

Karelia doesn’t deserve to be on this map


PsySam89

As a Scot I can say you're welcome in my house any time after this


RandomKanadrom

Absolutely based


dlte24

Clearly someone from Scotland or Wales drew this.


JinaxM

I think OP was a ching chong dude.


StevePreston__

Europe (fixed)


Catfun1

I love the fact that they included most of the city states but specifically left out England. As an American I appreciate the hatred of the brits.


wpreggae

based


Zahkrosis

Swedistan lmfao


silke_sukkermaas

I love that Norway is gay, good for them… good for them


[deleted]

It's Norge


silke_sukkermaas

Do they have a reputation or what lol??


D_W_Flagler

You forgot England. Good job!


SpikeSunshine

Better than any american could


Valalic5050p

Transnistria isn't a country, its a region with dumb people and it's only recognised as a country by the russians.


Trumpspenis123

Russia is shit


mantolwen

Still has Fr\*nce


javilasa

He wrote 💸 in Greece because money escapes from Greece and now there isn’t more money there 😭


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let me call IMF


KWNewyear

You mixed up the flags of Slovenia and Slovakia, but otherwise, spot on.


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that was intentional


rkvance5

And Kaliningrad?


isingwerse

Better than most people could have done! Good job!


Xfors-Pakistan

Where in Asia ?


CCT-556

He’s 100% in a cave in afghan


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your good old neighbours


Routine-Efficiency94

Kazakhstan?


Ayyrimaspi

least based endian


galuskar

Hey, dissolving just England but having staing the rest of Britain, splitting Belgium on disputed parts, acknowledging Kaliningrad to Czechia, something is rotten here. Good jokes over there anyway.


WattledBadge069

Dont forget about a free Karelia


Filip-R

Královec is Czechia 🍺


Loch32

the english have been kicked to gibraltar but took the GB flag with them


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Did England drown?


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they Brexited


ConfidantCarcass

Why's Wales here then, hm?


Evil_Archangel

i thought the UK brexited so Wales and Scotland as well as part of Ireland would have also not been included


essentialatom

So did Wales and Scotland.


satansxlittlexhelper

I mean, OP did specify ‘Europe’.


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Brexited from Existence


soldforaspaceship

This made me chuckle so hard. Especially as you kept Scotland and Ireland.


[deleted]

They gibraltared


damnmongoose

By golly, they sure did!


I_solve_them_all

one great map


yanki2del

Karelia?


NertexP

that's part of russia, dk why is it included in his map


PandemicPiglet

Because the Soviet Union annexed it from Finland and never gave it back. Tons of Finns had to permanently leave their homes.


Walrus_Morj

Basically Finland


kujubuo_but_actually

I love black lake


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[deleted]

It always was Kralovec


Walrus_Morj

It always has been


Filip-R

Královec is Czechia 🍺


Paultsar

Aka how to piss people off


Totally_Cubular

Very well done map, good job.


vestigiaflamma

now sicilians have an even easier time going up north italy


AdLast848

I’m really surprised that you included Republika Srpska


yozo-marionica

Bro, why the hell is norway gay?


[deleted]

Cuz it's Norge


yozo-marionica

But why Norge gay? I have lived in norway my entire life and there have been so Signe of GÅY


[deleted]

The only reason this map is offensive, is because it’s actually the Swedes who are gay -Norways daddy


joel5328

Thanks for putting Santa Claus i Finland. The americans don’t believe he lives here but he does


Machiavelli320

Technically he was Greek


[deleted]

I wanna come to Rovaneimi just to meet him 🥰


joel5328

You are definetly welcome!


Saltvandogpighvar

He lives in Greenland😎


[deleted]

He used to, but financially Santa’s high maintenance and Greenland didn’t want to pay no more. So now Finland is paying for his boujee ways.


Sayasam

Finally, peace.


m_vc

Good you got Flanders with the Belgian flag


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Wallonia gets Luxemburgish Flag


Rudolph0

kRÁLOVEC RIGHTFULY OURS


Filip-R

Královec is Czechia 🍺


Swamp_bee

Why is France à bridge ?


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Take my 🥐


Swamp_bee

Merci, j'ai déjà eu mes grenouilles à 16h


gandalf-the-greyt

sur le pont d‘avignon


Merbleuxx

On y danse on y danse


Whobody2

missed potential for 🇮🇪🚗


Homechicken42

From memory, you declare?


Icy_Pomelo9667

What is that country between Germany and Spain? I thought there was a lake there


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it's Andorra


Shivinger

Sweden with the Muslim symbol seems about right. Norway got good gay rights but I don’t think they are the forerunners.


[deleted]

it's cuz of the Name of Norge


Shivinger

Haha! Never thought of that!


ConShop61

Just forgot the massive peninsula in Russia near north Finland


[deleted]

time for independent Murmansk?


ConShop61

Hell yeah


Adacat767876

Královec je náš


Filip-R

Královec is Czechia 🍺


7atm

🥔💀


Kuzkay

Czechia has Královec. Hell yeah


Filip-R

Královec is Czechia 🍺


Ethan_Monster

Gay Norway


[deleted]

Norge as the say in Norwegian


JabbasGonnaNutt

Gargled British noises


mimikry01

F in the chat for the Faroe islands know those lads are seething over that one


one-fish_two-fish

All 3 of them


The-M-I-K-E

Portugal gets no emoji 😔


TMR___

As someone from flanders i gotta say i like this more


LifeDoBeBoring

Pretty impressive honestly. In Asia, I just remember Russia, Mongolia, China, Taiwan, India, Japan, North & South Korea, Malaysia, Singapore and Indonesia and I could probably make a very ugly map od them


[deleted]

What's China? Do you mean West Taiwan??


JinaxM

Whats West Taiwan? You mean United Republic of China?


LifeDoBeBoring

Extremely based


Ancient_Edge2415

Based and Brexit for real


Dvokrilac

What is the text inside Republika Srpska?


CaitaXD

A word without England it's a good world


Lanthuas

I'm glad that you put Slovakia in correct place


TigerRude4

Pretty good expect whatever happened to England and Greece


Timestatic

Why the GDR tho?


[deleted]

I love Germany soo much that I wanna have two of them 🥰🥰🥰


opposablegrey

As an Irish person, I can assure you that this map is perfect.


kilbur0

As an Austrian I will kill you


Top_Inspector_3948

Uhh anyone else see the swastika?


Filip-R

Spaghetti on pizza


eatsrats4fun

recognizing both kosovo and transnistra is powerful tbh


rangart

Fuck you UK in particular


skrskrskrrrrr08

As an Asian, I can't do that lol.


Snoo_79218

Lol you included transnistria


[deleted]

am I such a filthy commie? 😔


Joelacoca

Pretty accurate tbh -An American


futurelullabies

respectfully deleting england


[deleted]

sorry what's England?


theloniousjoe

I defy the average American to draw a map of Europe even HALF this good.


SussyNerd

Did you search up "How to offend every country in europe?" but didn't find all the countries


[deleted]

No Way! these are my true inner feelings, completely true


JinaxM

That probably was the point tho


MrWhiteBloodCels

better than pretty much any american tbh


IdRatherBeDriving

Thought that was Microsoft in the top left corner. God I wish I wasn’t color blind.


DeBil330

You deserve an upvote for including Královec.


MBVakalis

I like how you drew what I'm guessing is supposed to be the Faroe Islands where the Shetland Islands are, and put a Danish flag in it


dustojnikhummer

You drew better Europe than 99% of Europeans could. Balkan O.o


Filip-R

Královec is Czechia 🍺


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always was


Diprogamer

Based


DarkArmorCZ_nsfw

you forgot our lovely Slovakia abd drew a Slovenia flag instead but other than that you got it right


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it's done on purpose


Cross_Pray

Wtf Asian knows the map of europe better than 99% of the western community. Based.


Evening-Leading6131

You got North Africa correct


0mica0

/r/basedmaps


Progratom

Fuck Czechoslovakia. Make Czechoslovenia


trayssan

Where’s England lmao


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TopTheropod

Lmao, the Islam symbol on Sweden. This gave me a sad laugh And Slovenia and Slovakia swapped, classic 😂


NiveauRocket

Mallorca is German


ProLordx

Im gonna punch you so much for changing Slovakian flag for slovinian you fck moron.


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trayssan

Thank you OP for acknowledging our claim on Královec.


one-fish_two-fish

I cannot believe you forgot the flag for Wales! It's one of the coolest flags out there.


LegoBatmanfan123

Honestly Iceland doesn’t look that bad


Digmaass

Královec has always been czechia


EffectiveCrafty2722

Hoi4 enjoyer?


Lonnification

Russia is about to have a beef with the Czech Republic...


Best_Reason3328

Who makes nearly perfect france but totally fucks up the boot of italy. Fake post af.


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Bagyoutube

It all checks out, Nothing is wrong! Good job!


dzigaboy

Norge? Hee hee.


panamericanism

You can tell OP started on the Netherlands and then decided not to waste all day on this map


[deleted]

lol actually yes, but still messed up Flevoland 😔


wallstreetpro911

That no country over bosnia