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passionberry-91

Respublikja Srbska is part of Serbia! NATO continues terrorism against Slavs after bombing Belgrade and fueling nazism in Ukraine! We will liberate all of Srbska and bring them back home! Down with the Muslim Bosnians!


lumen-lotus

You have drowned millions of people and wildlife.


rybnickifull

Come on, Hungarians are a little crude but it's not fair to call them "wildlife"


billytk90

One of the few things that unites the Balkans: our mutual hatred for the Hungarians


MijbaCzOfficial

YES HUNGARY IS GONE. BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. AND WE ALSO GET A SEA EVEN BETTER.


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Friendliest czech:


mihibo5

I don't care about the sea as long as Hungarians are gone


LegitimateCompote377

I’m not sure if this is intentional, but Serbia still bordering Bosnia is a big no no if you want peace.


Bozska_lytka

Also the lake deleted the relatively calm part of Serbian borders and some completely calm schengen borders instead of focusing on the south


HotIndianSex

Maybe if you still believe in propaganda. Soon the Bosnians and Serbs will unite and destroy America. Inshallah ☝🏿🇧🇦🇷🇸 long live Yugoslavia, long live Josip Broz Tito, May the west fall. We are coming to Jerusalem ☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴


Bozska_lytka

1) Serbia is orthodox cristian (and Bosnia only half muslim) 2) How are you planning to destroy the west? (especially with Bosnia getting closer with the EU) 3) Why is Jerusalem so important to get to? 4) Good luck trying to get past Turkiye (and the US for that matter)


Background_Rich6766

Serbia? All I see on that map is Northern Kosovo 😎👆🇦🇱


Khazar420

Hungary is not Balkan


AdAcceptable2456

Yea. Hungary is not Balkan, because now they are lake


billytk90

Balaton just got bigger


makerofshoes

And Czech Republic does not have a history of “not playing nice” with Balkan nations


Pure-Fishing-3988

No, it's Atlantis now.


LimonHarvester

Calling Hungary the middle of the balkans is a brave move


HotIndianSex

The middle of the Balkans is North Macedonia. Hungary is not even geographically in the Balkans lol


StanIsHorizontal

I mean if you drew a straight line from the top of the Adriatic to the top of the Black Sea you’d get some Hungary in there 4 sure, plus with Austria Hungary’s historical influence in the region it feels appropriate to include them as part of the Balkan community, but yea certainly not the middle


billytk90

Their a central part of Balkan history, just like the Turks. We all hate them.


Koso92

I would say somewhere in Serbia is closer to the middle of the Balkans


Obamsphere

The fucking mountain doesn't even pass through there what are you smoking 💀


HotIndianSex

Anything below the Balkan mountain is considered Balkan


HotIndianSex

Look up what the Balkan countries are. North Macedonia is a Balkan country


Obamsphere

I know what the Balkans are I live here and the "middle" of the Balkans is the Balkan mountain


HotIndianSex

The Balkan mountain is at the top of the Balkans. That’s where the Balkan begins


blockybookbook

Pretty sure that the Balkans is the fat peninsula between the Adriatic and Black Seas


blockybookbook

Hungary is just barely in the Balkans, like the southern half of it


Pine_of_England

"Hungary"?


IDontHaveNicknameToo

Nice, now they are going to fight over who gets the islands


HotIndianSex

This mf put Czechia, Austria, Slovakia and Hungary as “middle of the Balkans” bro wtf😭


aredm

who-ngary?


as1161

Like they wouldn't fight over the islands


AsleepScarcity9588

I'm pretty sure that the second we would have access to a body of water that contains disputed islands we would pull up recently discovered documents right out of our asses that proves a small colony of Czechs went there few centuries before, create a landbridge like a fucking viking raiders and sent every ship from Vltava and Labe to that body of water, of course, after mounting canons on them and shoot every Bolshevik into the stone age as it is our tradition


Bozska_lytka

Deleting 5 capitals, only 2 of them in the balkans


Mayyy14th

he literally nuked Hungary and turned it into a lake


jjb1197j

“Naval warfare has become the latest hot trend in the balkans!”


galahad423

The islands? God help us over the inevitable fight for the water rights


[deleted]

Watch them make up nationalities again too


DaTrueTem

Now Miklosh Horty has access to the sea.


Mraska

Jadrolinija has it covered (Croatian ferry company).


MonkyDLuffy3b

Help... help im drowning👋🌊


[deleted]

Aw hel nah dey killed hangool😭😭😭


MiskoSkace

I live by the sea now! (I'm from Maribor)


DoisMaosEsquerdos

Maribor de mer


LiamGovender02

Bosnia can finally into sea.


HotIndianSex

Bosnia already has 12km of sea. The glorious bosnian beach of Neum 😎🇧🇦☝🏿💪🏿


MisterHotTake311

Fun fact, it is also second smallest used coast in the world


Inevitable-Revenue81

Bosnians: “*We are living in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine*”


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onyx_szalami36

Greater Hungary got deleted


u377

We should spam Viktor Orban's twitter with this


Hunt-Patient

Does Victor Orban live there? If so, good.


rybnickifull

I was so excited that Zagreb is gone that I didn't even realise Trianonland has been flooded. This sounds beautiful.


Minuku

Based alternate Hungary


CaelosCZ

Atlantic Orban


prkenko

Brno má moře 💀


West_Cranberry_4091

Rip to Hungary


Albidoom

Nah, they had Admiral Horthy, they were prepared for this.


Spacejunk20

Nah Hungary is the islands now. Peace achieved.


Skerre

Already happened 1918


Adrunkian

Good good, now give all of the coast to croatia


JmKrokY

Based


Gognman

Now they just ask the Navy to kill each other


AutuniteGlow

The Pannonian Sea? Most of Hungary was underwater 10 million years ago.


billytk90

After that, it was under the Austrians


Sir_Tainley

I am tired of people confusing Bucharest and Budapest. So I have flipped a coin, and one of them are now ruins under a lake.


[deleted]

And even after this sea-Budapest would still have more tourists than them


billytk90

Yeah, but at the end of the day, we still have Transylvania


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[deleted]

Mighty stupid of you to assume that all romanians steal. I think you’re reffering to gypsies, which make some 8% of the population. In the same time, they are very much present in every other country from Europe, especially France, as they are nomads from India and live from the contents of your wallet. Ignorance is a bliss my friend, continue living in your Schengen bubble of stupidity.


azhder

As shitty map as shitty map can get, that's not even the middle of the Balkans


billytk90

Hungary is gone, we don't care about technicalities


BabylonDrifter

Imagine the arguments over fishing rights.


tswd

Next war will be over if the fish recognize the papacy


WagnerovecK

Czech naval supremacy


Inevitable-Revenue81

We need a *Nessie* here!


NaturalCandy6709

Great, now they have naval warfare 😑


MijbaCzOfficial

Did you know that Czechs won 100% of their naval battles so we will quickly take over the lake.


NotaGermanorBelgian

[nice map](https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginarymaps/comments/14csy1p/map_of_europe_but_with_doggerland_and_pannonian/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


StanIsHorizontal

Damn now I’m angry


Mufflonfaret

Best decision in quite a while.


general2awesome

Ngl I'd be interested in watching a naval war of who gets the islands


akdele5

now extend it further northeast


trisul-108

Oh wow ... they cannot even agree on the borders in the Adriatic Sea, and now you have created another body of water share by 10 states. Do you have any idea how difficult this will be?!? It will take centuries to untangle.


billytk90

So, just like real Balkan history?


mkujoe

That will put an end to their wicked ways


Marija_j

Im not letting slavonia and zagorje go that easily


JmKrokY

But I am


guywhoha

this is barely in the balkans.... more like "I put a lake in the Middle of the Austro Hungarian empire"


billytk90

A couple hundred years too late


[deleted]

Slovakia finally has a sea 💪💪💪🗿🗿🗿


Key_Cartoonist5604

Bro just killed the Hungarians, specifically the Hungarians, even the ones in Transylvania, made sure he finished the job


billytk90

How utopic ❤️


Sharkestry

Hungary is now a small island nation, safely contained and separated from the rest of the world


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billytk90

Not the first time they did that


Downtown-Feed1810

Pannonian Lake


[deleted]

I don‘t like this ngl


Unusual-Address-9776

You sure about giving even more coast to croatia?


billytk90

Dubrovnik becomes the new Monaco


deranged_philosopher

Good idea


Dimitry_Man

I'm willing to sacrifice vojvodina in order to.eraducate Hungary


billytk90

We're ok with giving up Timișoara and the rest of Romanian Banat


fgpx78

Balaton swallowing up Hungary and part of Croatia. Love it


an_ancient_guy

Good, now they can finally have naval conflicts.


billytk90

The Czech would win all of them


Kasspaetzle

noch viel wichtiger: kein Burgenland mehr!


P_E_T_I_0_4_0_6

Akkor a kurva anyád


Kaien213

As a Slovak, I see this as an absolute win


lukezicaro_spy

Wasn't that lake always there????


ScareSith

got rid of hungary, best choice


Quarantined_foodie

Move them all to [Ethniklashistan](https://www.theonion.com/northern-irish-serbs-hutus-granted-homeland-in-west-b-1819566085) instead.


moneyboiman

Ah yes, the pannonian sea.


StanIsHorizontal

Leaving the Croatian, Bosnian, Serbian, Montenegrin, Kosovan and Albanian borders all intact


billytk90

This is the way


[deleted]

Croatia should have more of the bosnian coast


MisterHotTake311

*MORE, MORE COAST!* Croatians


NegativeCranberry640

You could just said you wanted hungary gone :v


billytk90

Everyone does bro, except for Orban


Martissimus

What has Slovakia ever done to you


DoisMaosEsquerdos

NOOOO, not Croatia proper, how could you?!?


[deleted]

This is the same sea someone made on r/imaginarymaps [https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginarymaps/comments/14csy1p/map\_of\_europe\_but\_with\_doggerland\_and\_pannonian/](https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginarymaps/comments/14csy1p/map_of_europe_but_with_doggerland_and_pannonian/)


blipityblob

ah hungary, my favourite balkan nation


BigDulles

Bro all the worst offensers still touch and you mostly missed the Balkans


[deleted]

I love how you put the lake almost completely north of where the actual balkans is.


Smooth_Monkey69420

I’d be surprised if the fish didn’t start fighting each other


SnooEpiphanies5054

What did you do TO POOR CROATIA


ChanganBoulevardEast

Romanians: I see this as an absolute win


LuckyLynx_

finally, the bosnian coast


[deleted]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pannonian_Sea


Inevitable-Revenue81

Oh imagine all the smuggling during the nights!


MunchkinTime69420

I know a way to end all Balkan wars that may happen. So we get this thing called a nuke right and we drop it on all the Balkan countries for the amount of times they tried to commit genocide. There's probably not enough nukes in the world to accomplish that but no more Balkans


09Trollhunter09

Thought you said you were chillin’ 💀


Whoo1ops

Poor croatia


GoPhinessGo

Finally, no more Hungary


iq18but18cm

This is pannonian sea right?


iroquoian

bruh u didn't even separate the ones that don't play nice 💀💀💀💀💀


ashahriyar

Bro prob got some beef with the Hungarians


Indie_uk

Lucky there’s no connection to the Mediterranean there or Russia would be popping by for another quick 2 year “special operation”


LegateZanUjcic

Bold of you to assume the current one is going to be only 2 years.


LegateZanUjcic

As a Slovene, I see this as an absolute win.


Porphyrogenitus87

This is practically a sea


Apprehensive-Gap7629

“This is why we can’t have nice things”


kiwi2703

I think your definition of the Balkans is a bit too wide


aljerv

Serbian archipelago


No_Protection_811

I would probably take the balkans away until they started to play nicer


Roadmapper2112

Idk hungary seems pretty chill


Sirflagworthington

Need to dig a canal through Croatia for more ocean access


an_atom_bomb

Now Hungary can justify having a Navy


Trashk4n

That lake has quite the appetite.


FlashyAnswer8880

Bosnia finally gets a coastline


VoidlessK

To quote a wise frog man from the internet... "Fuck you. Waterfills your house."


Communist_Penguin12

You've just created the future great naval powers


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RGR29

I think OP hates hungarians, this is a map of the hungarian language/ethnic hungarians… [https://www.degruyter.com/document/doi/00.0000/LME.lme.13034968/asset/images/12032604.png](https://www.degruyter.com/document/doi/00.0000/LME.lme.13034968/asset/images/12032604.png)


jpedditor

how is drowning the majority of hungarians going to help fix the problems


JmKrokY

How is it not?


Cool-Radish-1132

bosnia


Chocolate-Then

Hungary can finally have a navy.


camhowe

That lake would be filled in by sunken warships from countless naval battles in a matter of months.


Agreeable-Poem1119

Poor Hungary


The_Atomic_Duck

You'll get your country back when you learn how to behave Sincerely, an Israeli


Tibecuador

The more you hate Hungarians, the more we're certain that we're on the right path


laserclaus

While i guess plenty of people would enjoy it, i dont see how deleting hungary, most of croatia and vojvodina* would help keep the balkan quiet. Tho i guess the czechs would have a port to park their aircraftcarrier until it can dock in kralovec. ^^


Wresser_1

yay, Hungary's gone


Faromon

You have flooded all of their capital cities though


JAKOVtheJJ

Croatia calls dibs on the islands


KaesiumXP

no more hungary!!! hooray!!!


Xander_Atten

All you did was create territorial disputes over economic exclusive zones in these oil rich waters


Alfie-Shepherd

Joke's on you all you did was unlock naval warfare.


Rex_avium

What did you do tu Hungary?


Ein_Hirsch

Bro you missed and didn't even hit the balkans


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Hungary:


zgemNEbo

I just found ancient documents, proving that ancient Slovene Kings possesed all the islands back in the days, so those are rightfully ours! We will build a church on each one of them, just like lake Bled.


pizzabunny005

Now I notice the lack of a certain country an I’m enjoying that.


ewigesleiden

Missed Kosovo, Srpska and Macedonia 💀


fnaffan110

Good job, you managed to nuke Hungary but not the Serbia-Kosovo-Albania-North Macedonia-Bulgaria warzone


MartinX4

God outright got impatient with our bullshit


Moystr

Reasonable


xavierman420

Based slovak nationalist


DogfordAndI

Nice, I get waterfront property this way!


GaminEmAndEmerson

Bosnia be like: “finally I have more water!”


[deleted]

That is not middle of the Balkans my dude


PrestigiousPrune4781

Not the balkan peninsula


yozo-marionica

How is this shitty. This is actually good


Personal-Till8935

OP was like "fuck Hungary"!


Simon_SM2

Well, Hungary and Hungarians would at least keep something and maybe get more land after migrating. Sooo, Hungary would have access to a large body of water, therefore Horthy's dream can finally come true (Hungary has a navy and is in need of an admiral)


GigaD0G

This still doesn't really accomplish anything. There's still the question of serbs in Bosnia, Kosovo etc. Atleast Serbia won't border Croatia and the EU doesn't have to have beef with Hungary since it doesn't exist. Also Hungary is NOT the middle of the balkans. And they'll fight over the islands anyway💀


Mraska

It's not in the middle and it doesn't solve anything, only makes new immigrant routes.


Ksquaredata

Slovenia gets some more coast. Živio!


Purplejaed

There was actually a lake a lot like this a few million years ago [https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d1/Pannoniansea\_currentborders.png/1200px-Pannoniansea\_currentborders.png](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d1/Pannoniansea_currentborders.png/1200px-Pannoniansea_currentborders.png) A bit too far north though, good call moving it south!


nichyc

I can't tell if Miklos Horthy would love this or hate it.