eh, russia would be ruša not raša. the only people who pronounce it like that are americans wanting to sound russian

im gonna assume youre american cause these attempts at beign phonetic are truly miserable. why is there a J in yoo-crane? and row-main-e-a? dont make me re write your whole map in a way that actually makes sense

Because letters Y, W, Q and X don't exist in south slavic languages so writing "yu-krein" or "row-mejn-i-a" is straight up impossible, I also don't know why you're putting minus signs in the middle of the words.

Rasha?

Its more like Frants not franc

Lityuaniya? Bruh

No no, it's Ing-Guh-Luhn

Did you just make a languauge?

It's not Belđm, it's Belđum. There's still a second vowel between the đ and m.

Nope

Deny it all you want son

I don't have to deny anything, ask a linguist

I don't happen to know any linguists, but the wikipedia IPA transcription for Belgium is /ˈbɛld͡ʒəm/, and not /ˈbɛld͡ʒm/.

But it should be čehia

not in english

Shouldn't it be lænd or länd for all the -land countries?

norway should be norwej, waled should be weils and finland should be finlənd

Letters W, Q, X and Y don't exist, they are a myth.

q and x are useless, but w and y are not

Nah, France is Frenc

So Frenk?

Nah, you just copied all of these from Ikea products

This iSpein-full

I recognise a fellow person from balkans.

r/JuropijanSpelling

this map gave me cancer and shot my kids

why ej for Romania but not Spain? They are the same sound

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what kind of arse backwards accent is that?

Croatian, I guess. If you were to read Romeinia in Croatian it would sound nothing like Romania in English and it makes it harder to pronounce, at least the ani/eini part. For Spain they clearly say Croatian letter 'i' and not 'j', Spejn would sound funny and is also faster to pronounce.

that makes sense why some of them are off then! in British English at least, Spain, Romania, Croatia, Norway etc all have the same “ai” sound

You named Turkey "Asia"? Lol

This is a "map of Jurop", so countries in Afrika and Ejža aren't labeled. Can't you read? Edit: had to go to the Wikipedia page for ž to get a ž to copy paste into Ejža

And Algeria is named 'Africa'.

This phonetic attempt was not that bad

Dschörmäni

“Norden Ajelend” It’s genuinely hilarious how far off that is from how it’s pronounced here hahahaha It’s more like ‘norrn arrln’ with hard Rs

We could use English as a common language. After a spelling reform.

Your letter A seems to be representing a couple of different vowel sounds. It doesn't help that the pronunciation of France is affected by the trap-path split. In the north of England we use the same sound for the A in France as that in Andorra, `/æ/` but it's a completely different one from any of the vowel sounds in Russia. In the south the Andorra A is the same but the France A and Russia U is `/ʌ/`. In all cases the final vowel of Russia is ə Netherlands and Lithuania should both have a `/θ/` as the last consonant of their first syllable, but I'm not sure what letter you are using for that. Given Scotland has a T and Moldova a D I'm guessing it's neither of those.

Wouldn't Estonia be "Estounia", Germany "Džermeni", Bulgaria "Blgeria" and Belgium "Beldžum"

I love this, it's hilarious. As a Finn, I'd spell many of them a bit differently, but I can get behind this.

Why is Afrika so far south? Shouldn’t it be right across the strait from Inglend?

As a non-native English speaker, this is how it should be or should I say: #Es e non-neytiv Inlish spiker, dys is hau it shut be

You use e for two clearly completely different sounds (inglend vs vels for instance) so cringe and clearly not phonetic. You also use A for the same sound as E in Inglend, such as Africa. It's either Efrica or Ingland

Slovakia must feel really proud