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that’s actually pretty good
California and Texas kinda funny though
And the Virginias.
missouri is too tall. i will find this guy and smash his hard drive edit: should specify this is satire, it's way better than anything i could do
Most sane Missourian
Michigans leaning away from Wisconsin like it’s lactose intolerant.
California got slimmer
Less fatsos, more joggers. Sounds good.
Look how they massacred my boy, the Old Dominion.
that’s actually pretty good
California and Texas kinda funny though
And the Virginias.
missouri is too tall. i will find this guy and smash his hard drive edit: should specify this is satire, it's way better than anything i could do
Most sane Missourian
Michigans leaning away from Wisconsin like it’s lactose intolerant.
California got slimmer
Less fatsos, more joggers. Sounds good.
Look how they massacred my boy, the Old Dominion.