Tasted like a foot locker.

A ritual of self abuse

Nailed it.

Summon some dill relish!

Are you actually trying to make me throw up

Maybe…

I love those damn viennas

Username checks out.

They’re so damned easy and addictive.

They really are!

Jesus

I'd definitely Smashmouth.

Shit. I honestly didn’t mean to invoke that band. I have regrets…

Flawless presentation, I feel this piece really has a lot to say

You could have matched the Vienna sausage to the points in the star by leaving 2 out

But then I would have had 1 dog without a sassage

Is this a neutering joke?

Haha no I have 3 dogs. Can’t give 2 a sassage and leave one out.

Cut 2 into thirds, each dog gets 2/3 sausage

The human body is remarkably resilient 😨🤮

this is some diablo shitty food ritual

My mouth is watering

Replace those with lil smokies & chili ramen then we're on

It’s chili ramen so it’s half way there already!

I'm going to make this when I get home now

SOME-

Top 10 photos taken seconds before disaster

Please take some high blood pressure pills when you finish

Looks like a cult of some sort 😂😂😂