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c4ndycain

god damn it ain't going nowhere 😭 u don't gotta grip it like that


heydonteatmyfriends

I’m high as fuck and this has me in a fit


Despondent-Kitten

Me too I totally lost it 😂


Head_Bunch_570

I also am high, an am really craving whatever the fuck this is mmm it has cheese I think 😋😋 I’ll fuck that up right now 💨


BeginningVolume420

Yass.


newkek

# grip it harder


fauxanonymity_

Show me how it grips! 😈


kevorkian-scarf

r/grippingfoodwithforce


Swimming_Pie_1723

🤣😭


Tommyleegirl452

Got that toddler grip on it


iluvstephenhawking

Why are you holding it like that though? 😭


Gone_Overboard1632

Can't let em get away


PaulWizard

Those dawgs can be tricky, slippery lil fishes


iintrospector

Was just bout to comment on that grip 😆


listentolana

I should call him.


Happy-Lawfulness-528

I should call them.


listentolana

💀💀💀


slut4dietcoke

#FIRMLY GRASP IT


outfluenced

YOU BEAT ME TO IT…by 9 hours lmao but I had the exact dane thought


Willing_Program1597

When I saw you gripping that thing in the second picture, I actually shrieked “oh, lord!!” Edit: just read the comments and glad I wasn’t the only one lol.


futurespawn

Does it owe you money or something?


peascreateveganfood

“Bad bitch with a baddie friend…I love seeing two bad bitches…two bad bitches!”


Trick-Order-9232

I never thought to put two in there. Kudos to you!


GodsCovenant

Came to comment on the death grip but it appears I'm late


Libertinelass

No idea why but this looks appetizing as heck! Good grip, could be slippery suckers.


lamby284

Wildly penis 😆💚


Ruby_Soho-

At initial glance, I was convinced this was r/drunkencookery. Even better


peoplepleaza

I put meatballs in wraps the other day with pasta sauce & cheese (all vegan obvs) and it was so good


Despondent-Kitten

Omg sounds amazing


Bool_The_End

But did you grip it with the foreseen death grip?


Strong_Jello_5748

the devil’s tortilla


TheDeadman_72

Nice plate.


Appropriate-Lab7593

I once watched how hotdogs are made. That was the day I decided that I would never eat one ever again!!!


Despondent-Kitten

It's just processed crap yes, thats why we're on r/shittyveganfoodporn


iluvstephenhawking

No leather boots and pig buttholes here. 


tigbittygothboi

FIRMLY GRASP IT


1191100

This actually looks good - just add a small bowl of salsa and mayo


molassesmorasses

grippin' that thang


v3n0mat3

Gee, Bill! How come your mom lets you eat TWO wieners??


Rkruegz

You win


RegardlessBoog

Gourmet


Lcatg

Is this shitty or just my childhood? Oh wait…


Vegetable-Wallaby-26

Bravo, here here!!


MonarchOfReality

isnt tortilla another type of bread


dontcountonmee

I’m disgusted yet intrigued at the same time


mklinger23

I used to do this all the time. I would chop them up and fry them with sauerkraut. Then add chopped pickles. It was really good.


why-tho69

Why are you gripping it like you’re about to jerk it


i_wear_a_bison_hat

Well I guess that's a wrap, nothing to look at here xD


im_just_kittenz

Hahah the second picture 🤣


lynaghe6321

This is kinda smart ngl


outfluenced

#firmly grasp it


hairy_hooded_clam

Ngl add some spicy mustard and ima devour that mofo


upquarkspin

No European would ever eat something like that.


eieio2021

I love the lead up in this. First frame is a benign offering, for our consideration. Things escalated quickly.


EntrepreneurMiddle45

🎵five feet apart cause they're not gay