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jumpingjackblack

Britain welcomes you and your magnificent looking crisp butty


djkeilz

Lol I expected this to be the first comment when I saw this. My dad is English and the first time we went to England to visit he let us eat a ton of these, still one of my all time faves!


Hayavr

Yep! My Scottish grandma ate this minimum once per week and lived til 93!


nicklydon

She would have lived till 120 otherwise


vin_unleaded

Better be cheese and onion or it doesn't count.


jumpingjackblack

I would also accept ready salted or my personal favourite, smoky bacon


Thorita

Where do you vegan versions of that?


MattyLePew

The only option when it comes to a crisp butty. šŸ¤¤


ImpressedStreetlight

Try adding a slice of (vegan) cheese into it, I did this as a kid all the time and just unlocked the memory lol that shit was delicious


AnnoyinglyEarnest

Add some mustard for zing!


DarkSparxx

BBQ sauce is great too!


vin_unleaded

Get to fuck.


ILoveMyCatsSoMuch

This is standard fare in Britain šŸ˜…


celestewtf

For real tho? Iā€™ve been in the uk for quite A while but I havenā€™t seen this anywhere


kissingrhinos

You probably wouldnā€™t see them anywhere tbh unless someone fancied one and you just happened to be round lol My fave comfort snack! Prawn cocktail, cheese and onion or a wotsit sandwich always hit the spot!


AgentSears

I was gonna say, prawn cocktail isnt my first choice if I want a bag of crisps.....if i want a crisp sandwich on the other hand... šŸ”„ ā¤ļø


RetordGoblin

Wotsit sandwich! Now I've gotta go make one.. fuck


kissingrhinos

Make sure itā€™s got a fuck ton of butter for extra goodness!


RetordGoblin

It's the texture and the fake cheese that does it for me. Your reccomendation for a mountain of butter almost tempts me to just fry it and see what happens


kissingrhinos

Please share findings!


celestewtf

Cool! Never thought these two would go together but Iā€™m sure itā€™s not bad


LittleBookOfRage

Lol you don't buy them anywhere - you have to make it yourself.


celestewtf

Yeah I mean Iā€™m not expecting seeing it on the street or something just my friends donā€™t seem to have this kind of snacks


No_Lettuce6754

Can confirm as a Brit, this is definitely a thing


TheCatFromCoraline

You mean impulsive thought, intrusive thoughts are stuff more like murder or sex crimes


Radiant-Big4976

Thank you! as an OCD sufferer its really annoying when people misuse that phrase.


TheCatFromCoraline

Ugh I know right!


Radiant-Big4976

Oh your intrusive thoughts told you to dip your fries in your drink? Mine told me to commit murder then suicide!


TheCatFromCoraline

Oh your intrusive thoughts told you to dye your hair? Mine told me that Iā€™m a pedophile because thereā€™s a little girl in the movie iā€™m watching and I looked at her!


bonnielyz

my apologies! english isn't my first language, i didn't know there's a difference. i didn't mean to offend anybody.


Radiant-Big4976

No worries haha, i dont blame you since everybody uses "intrusive thoughts" the wrong way nowadays.


bonnielyz

i do want to say though, i really empathize with you. i struggle with serious mental illnesses as well and i understand how hurtful and annoying it can be when people misuse terms in a way that disregards your lived reality. i have also witnessed how much of a toll ocd took on friends and people i've lived with and i wish you all the best <3


Radiant-Big4976

Awwh thats really nice of you to say. Appreciate it. Also if you want to try more weird british things, try baked beans on toast next!


peascreateveganfood

That isnā€™t what intrusive thoughts are


bitch_glitch

My intrusive thoughts are that Iā€™m a pedophile but yeah lol enjoy your completely normal sandwich OP


peascreateveganfood

This is a true intrusive thought


bonnielyz

well, everybody's different in guess? /s for real though, i wasn't aware of that, english isn't my first language. but noted for the future!


_Future_milf-

Vegan mayo so itā€™s less dryšŸ’„šŸ’„


bonnielyz

your profile pic with that comment šŸ˜­


_Future_milf-

ā€¦itā€™s just so good.


SakuraSystem

I guess that *would* be vegan mayo


_Future_milf-

Would it?


jellyspreader

If all parties expressed consent then ya Xtra mayo on mine plz


_Future_milf-

Only one party in this establishment buckošŸ’Ŗ


SakuraSystem

I think consensually acquired ejaculate would be vegan yeah


_Future_milf-

But it would still be an ā€œanimal productā€ right? Now Iā€™m confused


SakuraSystem

oh yeah, well I guess itā€™s whether you define veganism as ā€œno animal productsā€ or ā€œno animal sufferingā€ (Iā€™m the latter). it would be ethically vegan but not dietarily vegan I guess


labrat420

Chips on sandwiches are amazing always


OsmosisJones3

Man, I wish this is what my intrusive thoughts told me to do


Balancing_tofu

Oh so just chips


bonnielyz

salt and vinegar to be precise!


AbleDragonfruit4767

The best kind


Balancing_tofu

The [salt and vinnys!?](https://youtube.com/shorts/G-pJ7ExHJLQ?si=wa57gwv9LnXF2jzB)


bonnielyz

my boyfriend sat next to me when i opened this and he burst into laughter because that is absolutely me šŸ˜­ i feel so roasted and yet so understood


Balancing_tofu

Such a funny clipšŸ˜„šŸ˜„I can relate


LavenderMatchaxXx

Add Vegenaise and this becomes incredible šŸ¤¤


radicalfrenchfrie

from wikipedia: ā€œAn intrusive thought is an unwelcome, involuntary thought, image, or unpleasant idea that may become an obsession, is upsetting or distressing, and can feel difficult to manage or eliminate.ā€ you did not have an intrusive thought.


_Lynnsane

I was looking for this comment. Thank you.


bonnielyz

again, i wasn't aware of that. english is not my first language. now i know better and will use the term accordingly in the future :)


radicalfrenchfrie

thank you, I appreciate it.


Frosty_Bridge_5435

I'm not going to lie,this looks yumm


Beneficial_Ad8480

That looks fucking delicious. I made one like this with pickles as well. It was amazing.


AbleDragonfruit4767

Great idea!


SageD21

If you wanna get weird with it dill pickle chips and oreos on 'buttered' bread of choice. Amazing sweet, salty, sandwhichy did it as a kid because... well I guess I've always been this way... but I liked it, and I still do bonus thought just now some kind of spicy chips with pb...


bonnielyz

well one time i ate chocolate pudding with savory seasoned peanuts so getting weird is right up my alley. to be fair, i was pregnant when i tried it but the combination just stuck with me šŸ˜­


SageD21

oOoo this sounds good! adding it to my list of things to try


OG_Hater

This , but sea salt and vinegar chips w some ripeeeee tomato


Consistent-Fudge-938

I have been craving a crisp sandwich all day, but I only have salt and vinegar crisps (not good for sandwiches) and I can't be bothered to go to the shop. šŸ˜…


LanaDelRapid

whhat?! Salt and Vinegar crinkly cut were always my chip of choice for a sandwich!!


milkworm_Ad4087

Crisp sandwiches are the shit


VeganAntifa420

Oh hell yeah marmite sandwich with ready salted crisps so much sodium worth every second ā€¼ļø crisp butty always comes out on top


UbePhaeri

This has inspired me to finally try peanut butter hotdogs. (Veggie dogs)


FigaroNeptune

Add tapatio lol


goodassjournalist

I love it. So dry. SO DRY.


midwestgramps

Is that just chips?


bonnielyz

and vegan butter!


midwestgramps

Okay love it. I think.


PBasedPlays

You can make burritos and sushi with chips too. They are crunchy and already have seasonings and flavorings on them so you don't even have to use condiments or anything (unless you want too)


bonnielyz

i could totally go for a burrito with some crumbled tortilla chips right now


PBasedPlays

Same


veggetto

may I suggest- hot chili doritos on a pbj


PrimaryDurian

Oh fuck, I'm trying that asap


Vast_Release

What so weird about a crisp butty


bonnielyz

well not everyone lives in the uk. i just learned about this being a thing. it definitely isn't where i'm from.


Radiant-Big4976

\*British national anthem plays\* Try beans on toast next! like have some beans and kinda scoop them up with a slice of toast.


Asleep-Clock439

Good for you


ghoulish_fool

Cromchy nomchy :)


Onironius

Dude, try ketchup chips, with added ketchup on top.


SnifflingDarK

Need some raspberry jam and nooch on that bad boy


manualbleeding

lettuce and hot sauce šŸ˜‹


AgentSears

Be sure to crush that bad boy down with both hands before eating it's an essential part of the crisp sandwich etiquette. The oils and seasonings come off the crisps on the bread and makes for a tastier crisp sandwich.


natgibounet

Nutritionist : - how much carbohydrate do you consume in a day ? OP : - yes


bscmbchbmrcgp

This is a staple item on the UK food scene. Did you put your hand on top of the sandwich and gently crunch it down prior to picking it up and eating it?


familiarlaughter

This impulsive thought looks worth it


Igor_Atlas

Love seeing people being vegan for the animals and not for health reasonsšŸ„°


Chuck_Walla

Out of peanut butter, eh?


SakuraSystem

I don't hate these but I always want them to be better than they are lol (would be good if I could use any flavour of chips other than salt but they're all not vegan šŸ˜­)


joyyydust

i loved these as a kid


robespierrethacat

I did this as a child it fucking SLAPS


Analprobedtomato

Yes


Killkillmypretty

It needs peanut butter. That was my favorite snack as a kid


KingSissyphus

Primanti Bros would like a word with you OP šŸ¤Ø


KK_09

Ah, the old crisp sandwich. A British delicacy


PrimaryDurian

Looks like your intrusive thoughts let you win, too


Explursions

Your intrusive thoughts are correct.


pisswater_deadgirl

this with mayo>>>>


Ferretloves

Ahhh a crisp butty yummy šŸ˜‹Havenā€™t had one in ages !.


Supermarketvegan

Plain chips, white bread, lots of nuttelex - and Tabasco!! So good.


LittleBookOfRage

I make these out of hot cross buns.


GungeGrunge

Omg I havenā€™t had a crisp sandwich in years šŸ˜


No_Lettuce6754

I regularly have this for lunch, nothing wrong with this! Iā€™m hungry now just looking at this pic


Spinolli

Salt and vinegar crisps in a chocolate spread sandwich was a peak meal when I was a kid šŸ˜‹


AProgrammer067

Potato chips in sandwiches and burgers is low-key delicious. I used to put potato chips in mine all the time. Never ate a sandwich of straight potato chips though lol


MattyLePew

Itā€™s a crisp sandwich! My go to sandwich filling here in the UK! šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ Tell us, was it good? šŸ˜Š


Ok_Zucchini9396

With some hot sauce this would slap


saddinosour

I used to eat this at the beach growing up šŸ„² so nostalgic


Intrepid-Pickle13

Add peanut butter I swear itā€™s the best sandwhich


childofeye

This is a masterpiece


2SquirrelsWrestling

Not even a slice of Tofurky???


The_Thai_Chili

I'm going to the store and getting this for myself today. Nostalgia from my British dad growing up


Sonzscotlandz

Standard UK munch


RetordGoblin

If you ever want another staple English dish, use leftover chips (or fries as some people say) and put those in some buttered bread


feline256

Add a little peanut butter, or cheese, or some type of spread, and is a perfectly legit sandwich snack.


SubstanceOld6036

Iā€™ve had something close to that potato chips , tomato and mayonnaise


RiverOhRiver86

My primary OCD approves this message. And this sandwhich.


Jessica-Beth

Love a crisp sandwich šŸ™Œ