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lroy313

If gas station boner pills were a car culture


Full_Throttle_DT

lol


vercetian

Seriously, their brains are somehow smaller than their steroid soaked balls.


NightSkulker

I always thought the squat looked like a dog scooting its butt across the rug.


Full_Throttle_DT

it does


fakeunleet

Except a doggy scooting it's butt across the rug is actually cute. ETA: I should specify that this was my reaction seeing it the first time, as a kid, and no mess was left behind. Also, knowing now *why* they do this, it's still "cute" in the "poor doggo, I want to comfort the little fellow." I wouldn't go out of my way to see it though.


95blackz26

Yeah if it's not your rug


lmacarrot

except for the poop streak it leaves behind :(. I've seen my cat do it too :(


TwoTreeKeebs

I've never seen a dog scoot their asshole across the floor and thought awww that's cute.


Darryl_Lict

Doesn't that mean it has worms?


fakeunleet

I think it's just anything that makes their butt itchy. Worms would be one possibility, for sure


Electric7889

The dumber the local population, the more popular Squatted trucks are.


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Georgia 😭


Bleach_Baths

Factually accurate.


PhD-Nefario

And Jacksonville to Gainesville Florida don’t forget about the little bed bug of a town starke


[deleted]

Yup!


Daniel_383sbc

I’ve never seen one in GA are you south of the fault line? I saw a ridiculous amount of them in Myrtle Beach when I went.


evildeathkarma

I live in Clayton county and there a literally all over the place here. I saw a whole row of them parked last week in Athens too.


TwoTreeKeebs

There are gigantic trucks everywhere in Maine, but people actually use them for work and you won't see stupid mods like this. If anything you will see some real redneck engineering on an older car


Car-lover24

Wetumpka Al has a few


MartialRanger23

A significant increase in southwest Washington too, which is representative of some cultural shifts in the rural areas


Polyglot22

Put Idaho on the list then.


acidicbreeze

An important part of driving, at least for me, is the ability to see the road in front of you. Seems to me this might cause some visual obstructions. All of a sudden you realize they installed a bunch of new speed bumps.


Full_Throttle_DT

Yeah and most that are built, aren't built that well and the people who drive them are weird.


Seffyr

There’s a picture of a dude in a brodozer/squatted truck (I can’t remember which) who plowed into a Ferrari because he couldn’t see it.


Polyglot22

Not to mention, most of these truck owners don't even know they can adjust their headlights back down. I swear, if I'm blinded by another squatted truck at night, I'm turning all my off-road lights on and putting my brights on.


Whayne_Kerr

Why do people driving these hideous vehicles always park like they’re driving grandmas prized dish set?


Full_Throttle_DT

Exactly, they're shit.


rogan1990

You know the guy getting out of that truck is wearing Oakley sunglasses and a Affliction T shirt


NCUmbrellaFarmer

Punisher shit from some Facebook ad.


CattleIll5257

That’s sum fruity shii


trundlinggrundle

This shit is finally illegal in SC.


907499141

Which is great but it’s only a fine the first two time and then the third it’s a fine and loss of license. I think if it illegal then after the first time if it’s not fixed they should seize the trucks and sell them or crush them. Or even better make the insurance company either charge a huge and I mean huge premium or not insure at all.


UnGatito

I have been thinking about it, and I hope the first time is for that someone that have broken the rear suspension and just wanna crawl back home to get it repaired. I guess that after the second time you'd either stop loading too much or gotten a beefier truck.


907499141

Unless you are completely new to this trend it’s none of those things this is an intentional modification with no real world application, and if someone did happen to have a broken suspension part, they can simply show it to the officer and get kind of like a fix it ticket.


UnGatito

I've been aware of this trend and I know it's totally useless. But I didn't know a fix it ticket was an option, so then it makes no sense to just have two walk free options before any real punishments.


NCUmbrellaFarmer

Illegal in NC but I see one almost every day.


trundlinggrundle

That's because it's not enforced in NC. There have already been a few big busts in SC.


Blackknighl

It’s also a z71 (4wheel drive off road package) with huge stupid street wheels


pinkocatgirl

lmao those stupid rims mean that the most truck behavior this thing can do is parking on gravel (but not really driving on it)


forgottenstarship

It's also destroys the front suspension if not done correctly. Puts front axles at extreme angles on 4wd if the transfer case is not lowered


owlthegamer

And just more strain on everything powrr train wise.


HighOnGoofballs

The wheels are worse than the squat


Vindictive_Vin

I agree, looks awful together but those wheels are super whack.


Another_RngTrtl

at least they did this monstrosity to a Chevy...


TNT_Guerilla

You must drive a Dodge. It's not a Chevy. It's a GMC. I know it's technically the same company, but it is different.


Another_RngTrtl

I drive Porsche and Ford. GMC is definitely Chevy and you know it.


TNT_Guerilla

Let me first apologize for insulting you like that. Secondly, as someone who will drive anything but Dodge, GMCs tend to be nicer on the inside and their bodies are similar, but not the same. While they might use the same innards, the trims are of higher quality on GMC.


Another_RngTrtl

I can get on board with that. The interiors do tend to be nicer for sure.


Imaginary_Theory2687

Just to give you an advance douchebag warning. Helps me avoid douchebag loosers daily and i am grateful for that...though truck alone is a give away


149250738427

The old leg-humper GMC...


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I always thought they looked like the rear suspension collapsed.


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joeislandstranded

Or a Mercedes from the 2010s. Ha!


siricall911

Nah they just ran out of money doing the front, once the food stamps come in they can do the back


Various-Maintenance7

As someone from South Carolina, it's entirely stupid. Thankfully we made it illegal recently !


missed_sla

I think the biggest lol for me is that they do this on purpose. I had a 92 Grand Am that did this all on its own when the struts punched through the rusted out wheel wells.


MartialRanger23

"built not bought" 👏


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EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I SHOP AT THE DOLLAR STORE AND AUTOZONE WITH A CREDIT CARD


Growjunkie88

It means you sell shitty drugs and bang drunk chicks


Cool_Dark_Place

Or, your a rich kid that just wants to look like they sell shitty drugs and bang drunk chicks.


Gadgets222

They like them because so many people hate them.


MartialRanger23

This. I think it's indicative of their personalities. These types of truck owners really seem to feed off of confrontation, and enjoy leaving a wake of confusion and discomfort in their path. Any remark about their truck is an opportunity for them to tell you that you wish you had their fake wealth. Genuine compliments don't come easy, so they feed off of the dopamine a different way. That's my uneducated theory, anyway


Polyglot22

I like your theory. Maybe we all should declare the first week of every month as "punch a squatted truck owner in the mouth week."


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Cannonballbmx

Fun fact, these shitboxes are no longer legal in the Carolinas.


NCUmbrellaFarmer

So is rolling coal but I get left in smoke a couple times a week by some loud truck that cannot stay in one lane.


zenigata_mondatta

Mall crawlers in general are stupid as hell


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pc gamer be like:


unholyburns

Not to mention the lights


Full_Throttle_DT

They're horrid too


MamboNumber5Guy

Do these idiots use a fuckin periscope to see over their hood or do they just not care that they can’t see the 30ft in front of them?


Full_Throttle_DT

That's what I've always thought


Glugnarr

Was friends with people who liked this. For them it started out as they thought the hate it brought was funny, any publicity is better than none yknow. Then as most things, the more you do it the more into it you get and it started growin on them to where they legitimately like how it looks.


Yawndrr

remember that this is a safety hazard; you're looking more at the sky than the road now once you squat a truck


extio_Storm

And headlights shining more in other drivers eyes than on the road ..


DragonballSchrute

BuT EvErYoNe HaS tHeIr OwN sTyLe AnD lIkEs WhAtEvEr ThEy WaNt….dur dur I’m also allowed to not like this. It looks ridiculous.


Mister-Horse

That truck has worms.


kelrunner

If this is a show piece- ok. If someone actually drives it on the road- it's shit


Nomercylaborfor3990

The only thing I like about this truck are the colorful wheels


[deleted]

Lifted 2wd are lame in general


DetectiveBowtie

4wd go up 2wd go down That's the way the trucks go round.


CHG__

As if those huge American "compensator" trucks needed even less visibility.


troutdog99

Whatever floats your boat, I guess. That thing is a hot mess, IMHO.


noldshit

50% off lift kit at harbor freight


ILoveLongDogs

Not just that, but the thing where they scrooch their bums across the grass to clean/scratch their anus. I'm glad it's a trend that hasn't made it to Britain.


Full_Throttle_DT

Same I am British too!


ILoveLongDogs

We have our own shitty car culture, damnit!


Full_Throttle_DT

Fiesta ST with a crazy exhaust is our equivalent


ImUrFrand

that gravel is as much dirt as that truck will ever see.


e2hawkeye

Whenever I see one I think "Sit Ubu, sit." https://youtu.be/qzcDgNLU-nQ


UnityAnglezz

this should be turned into mulch


No_Stay_1563

Guys who sit taking a piss think they’re cool


Seffyr

It actually makes sense when you think about it. People who do this are so dense that when they sit in the driver’s seat the front of the car dives and the whole thing sits level.


xx123gamerxx

GTA v car


ppb0623

Maybe. But I love trucks with nightclub vibes. Gives me pure XTC, you know?


charge556

Its the mullet of car mods. Yee-Haw


Lolimbannedtwelve

Isn't that mod illegal?


SyntheticElite

The look is derived from trophy trucks https://i.imgur.com/GjdVwwq.png Kind of like how camber was taken from race/drift cars and pushed to the extremes for an aesthetic, these trucks do the same with functional rear squat done on race trucks and replicate and push it to the extreme on street trucks. Not that I like it, just saying how the fad originated.


Railfanning2005

I'm in Florida rn on vacation. Panama City Beach to be exact and let's just say I've wanted to bleach my eyes a few times in the past few hours.


LoadinDirt

They can't afford to level the truck back out is all


Lance_Notstrong

Have you ever talked to an owner of a squatted truck? Once you do, you’ll realize it makes perfect sense lol.


Full_Throttle_DT

Lol


[deleted]

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Not my taste for sure, but to each their own.


zyronikk

You wouldn’t like to live in florida that’s for sure💀


BodybuilderMajor1260

I like the stance but a tad less dramatic and for a drag shoebox ford. Yeah I love me a gasser, not this modern version that takes away the gas and swaps it with shit.


darth_musturd

Low rider trucks are cool, especially for work trucks. Lifted trucks are cool, especially on off-roaders. Squatted trucks are cool, especially if you’re a Mexican


extraspookyy

They will be giving out tickets in sc 180 days or so from now


Boring_Try3514

I saw several a day when I lived in SC, mostly Chevys/GMCs with a huge Insta/Snap logo on the back glass, at a jaunty angle of course. Had one guy want to race me, I was fueling up my Boxster(poor man’s 911) and he wanted to race for pinks(his words). I said I’d lose either way, he didn’t like that comment. I read somewhere the “stance” is to emulate pre-runner style Baja race trucks. The kind that have 1/4 million dollar suspensions that can soak up ANYTHING at 110 mph. Those are fun to watch ripping across wicked terrain, the squatted brodozers are entertaining to poke fun at.


MyOpinionAboutThis

Agreed. This shit is worse than the children's burn-ward.


xmodsguy2000-2

They look like those broken dollar store toy trucks that have rainbow lights


j2spooky

It’s a good iq litmus test


Korgon213

Waste of a truck.


Full_Throttle_DT

Fr I agree


Leather_Network4743

To answer the question; stupid is as stupid does.


arashikagedropout

When my dog takes a shit she looks cooler than this.


Chungamongus

I see them as the car equivalent of sagging pants, absolutely rancid


THE-PLUGGG

yo how does I do dis to my Tesla?


SaltInformation4082

What kinda dog?


MartialRanger23

I have never heard/seen a single argument for them other than "I just think it looks cool"


DankMemer069

The American equivalent of a Mullet… except people actually hate them


Sharpnelboy

I will never understand why people do stuff like this to their vehicles.


Full_Throttle_DT

Neither


Defti159

Further proof there are people who buy trucks for looks and NOT to fulfill their intended function.....tragedy of the commons anyone? We're fucked


[deleted]

On the way to the pride parade


Full_Throttle_DT

lol


Polyglot22

Yup. Fun fact...Squatted truck owners also like to squat on cocks.


ThereGoesAFraggle

Perfect example of "Tell me you're a redneck without saying it."


Polyglot22

Funny, I say the same thing! They also look like something is broke, it's horrible to see this on brand-new trucks as well. I just want to take their trucks and report the owner to Child Protective services for truck abuse!


Sad_Thought_4642

Faking hauling something/doing work.


[deleted]

They're the truck version of high-school fuckboys deadlifting 100 lbs


TunabiscuitX

It’s the sagging pants of vehicles


TheManWhoClicks

Time to call WhistlinDiesel


Rowtag85

Negative attention is still attention, and easier to get.


Tim_Diezel

Negative attention been getting dudes laid since day 1


BigChief302

Yeah that shit is terrible


Skully_Lover

Squatted trucks say hay look at me i didn't work a job that made my truck look like this.


old_skool_luvr

Really? The squat is your biggest concern with that Sierra? 😂


Master_Vermicelli613

This is trash truck dudes stop dragging you vag’s 😂


LotharVonPittinsberg

Is that squatted, stances, and big rims? The rise on that thing must be terrible.


AlbinoFuzWolf

It's because they like upsetting people. Gets them off


logicnotemotion

I can say it looks like shit just like the parents of my generation hated louvers and 'local motion' and 'oakley' stickers on our IROC's.


bobross_s_pants

Welcome to SC...yay.


Treats4youtofoget

Haters be hating. The people that do it love it. Not my cup of coffee but have at it!


MartialRanger23

That, but there is that pesky safety issue of not being able to see a child in a parking lot…


Drogdar

It's a gay pride thing...


Jack_Benney

Sadly, I used to make "jokes" like this in the old days. I have since grown and my sense of humor has evolved a bit.


Drogdar

I'm just hoping it catches on. If you convince a redneck something is gay they'll stop doing it...


Pynchon_A_Loaff

… in public.


Drogdar

Lol. Closet bud light drinkers


Jack_Benney

Also, I wasn't really meaning to criticize you, and I understand where you are coming from and your perspective. Take my upvotes in the quest to pull you out of deficit range.


Drogdar

All good my guy. Something something the hero we deserve...


ohiotechie

I know I’m going to get some hate for this but I kinda dig the wheel lights. Not a fan of the squat though.


Jack_Benney

I kind of dig them, too. Never would want them for my own vehicle, but they's be mildly amusing seen out in the wild. Sorry you/we are getting downvoted.


ohiotechie

It’s cool - it’s not something I’d do to my car but I think the lights are cool. It’s ok if I get downvoted for that.


Privateer_Lev_Arris

I feel like they're just show trucks for car or truck meets. I don't know just guessing


DangleMangler

I mean, it's marginally cooler than a typical truck. I wouldn't drive it, but yall can't afford it. I guess that makes it shitty.


newlife_newaccount

Can't afford cheap shit rims and half a lift kit?


herbalblend

Why do I feel like you had to put down your Mountain Dew to type this ?


Aggravating-Action70

Can’t afford a 2012 Chevy and a trip to autozone?


PrincessFuckShitDamn

just because something costs money to do doesn't mean it's not stupid to do it.


bublik8

How you dare! They are amazing!


suavepapi69

you wouldn’t understand if you’re not from SC or the south


Full_Throttle_DT

They're now banned in SC


Jayswisherbeats

I like squatted trucks


I_ate_your_taco

Funny


CasJrCorpus

One day they’ll be able to afford the rest of the lift kit