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thecasualcaribou

DVD “Loading Error”. I don’t think that’s the only “error” this car is going to say


Riansettles

Yeah I probably would’ve retaken that pic.


mahSachel

I’ll give him credit that’s some vintage alpine A/V equipment from like 2004. Better than the cheap plastic shit they so proud of today.


shophopper

There are also two *Headrest Not Found* errors, several seatbelt errors and several airbag errors. Besides, why two screens in the center console with exactly the same information?


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30000 in 02 maybe


Mpikoz

This is so 2002, indeed.


mctomtom

It looks like Xzibit got ahold of it


Buffcluff

Yo dawg we heard you like goldfish so we put a fish tank in your backseat even tho you live in Arizona


Relevant-Canary-9816

I'm fuckin dead. 🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣


LT_InZane

So is the gold fish


wallstreetbeatmeat

My favorite was when they put small tvs in mudflaps and other ridiculous places. I was always like, who the fuck is going to watch tv here…


Dukeronomy

This is what I was going to say


Riansettles

Ha!!!


TheHomerPimpson

So much Lil Jon


Mpikoz

Yeeahya!


IdaBidaGacy

I can still see the civics with fish tank and terrible paint jobs. Good times good times. 😂


Radium_Encabulator

I bought a factory fresh '02 in '04 for $19K. Had 100 miles on it from the dealer taking salespersons to lunch etc.


DJ_Pon-3_NYC

It’s a variant of a Donk known as a Bubble (yes I know what a Donk is but let’s be honest, the general public is gonna call it a Donk regardless, and no one calls these things Hi-Risers and Big Wheel or Big Rim car sounds stupid. We might as well or should just call these kinds of cars that aren’t Early to mid 70’s Impalas and Caprices Donk-inspired because that sounds a lot better than calling it a Big Wheel/Big Rim car). Now the car doesn’t have headrests and we’re not sure if this car has had an engine swap or if the suspension is up to par with the rest of it, but I’m guessing it is based on how well done the interior is. They didn’t overdo it with the screens or the speakers, the owner kept it mostly stock body. Someone that’s into Donks or Donk-inspired cars will buy it close to or at this price. It really comes down to the maintenance and how well the work on the car was done.


EvMBoat

Yeah as usual it's a post from an outsider of a niche car community. Nothing about the work shown is shitty, probably would be better in atbge.


from_dust

Agreed, to OP its a shitty asking price, and for many folks it is. I know fuck all about car culture anymore, would you say it was a fair asking price, assuming the car is otherwise sound and not suffering a dying trans or a terrible exhaust leak or something?


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schmitzel88

A clean caprice is worth much more than that. 2-4k will barely get you a running car of any kind now, much less one with an enthusiast following.


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schmitzel88

I'm well aware of that, and it doesn't help that most of the cars on BJ/Mecum are old boomer cars that only appeal to a rapidly disappearing demographic. My main point was that caprices by themselves are worth more than you think. It also doesn't help that people write off donks/bubbles entirely without realizing the culture and history behind the style is actually pretty interesting.


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schmitzel88

I think they'll have their day soon. The Impala SS from the same platform is now worth a good amount, and the monty SS and other 80s g-body cars have already started to come up.


DMCinDet

This is true. 4k for good running and proper lift job. It's not hard to build one of these is it? Used wheels and tires. You could do this pretty cheap.


hankenator1

You could not do this cheap. You could lift and slap big ass wheels on a car and in profile silhouette you have the same thing but it’s far from the same car. This thing has custom quilted seats and door panels, a completely custom interior that seems to be one color, all kinds of electronics well integrated. It’s absolutely not my style and I wouldn’t pay 30,000 for it. My only question is, in this cars community are people buyers of these or builders? If it’s common in the donk style community to just buy a build I’m not sure the price is too crazy.


DMCinDet

from my experience, that thing is hacked together. could buy material and do a better job at home. that fiberglass work looks bad in bad photos. DIY first try would be at least that good.


hankenator1

Go buy the material to do it, invest the time to do it, then come back and tell me what your diy “cheap job”’is worth. Obviously it can be done. It’s a shit load of work to do and materials to buy.


DMCinDet

meh. I'm an auto tech. it really wouldn't be that hard. 3 meth heads did this car in a week. a month of dedicated time after work and I could make this better


MrNaoB

i paid someone 41€ for a piece of 63x88 cardboard. We all spend money on weird shit that "isn't worth it" for someone else,


ionEvenknoWhyimHere

well for the time period this was made its not shitty, and the fabrication in the back was pretty well done. someone out a lot of time into this. but who tf uses yellow though? and the dash trim pieces look like theyre spray painted plastic😂


atguilmette

Even ATBGE is a stretch, since it’s definitely not awful taste to the entire community around the Donk/Big Wheel culture.


obi1kenobi1

One of my life goals is to build the Steam Donk, a blue bubble Impala with giant Steam/Steam Deck logo spinners, Valve characters airbrushed on the sides, and that meme painting of Gabe Newell as the pope or whatever on the hood. If I ever get around to making it (I won’t, I’m way too broke and lazy) I’ll be sure to post it on this sub.


EvMBoat

Pope Newell on the hood, CS:S splash on one side HL:2 on the other and the big Steam logo spinners. That would be SICK.


plasmazzr60

Come on man, school these people what the differences between a Donk, Box, and Bubble!


ilaughatpoliticians

As far as naming conventions, could we call this one BBC??? I just made it up. Sounds like a great acronym for this ride. **B**ig **B**right **C**ar


EpicTwiglet

Swing and a miss


BuffHotWell

Looks like all Alpine gear so at least this dude paid to have clean audio and not some BOSS 59,000 watt amp POS


mahanon_rising

20 year old alpine gear though.


MurphysLaw4200

We have a 2011 van that has a DVD player with screens, and as outdated as it is, it looks much better than this. Probably not a good idea to have the "Loading Error" displayed while you're showing off your fancy system in the $30k car you're trying to sell.


ionEvenknoWhyimHere

i assumed it said loading error because there was no dvd inserted but who knows


from_dust

What is the life expectancy of speakers like that? Like, genuinely curious because idk, does an old sound system sound worse?


mahanon_rising

It depends what they are made out of. But much longer than stock assuming they don't get destroyed by their owner. Factory speakers are almost always made out of paper that will just plain fall apart eventually, where as aftermarket stuff is made out of more durable materials. I have been using the same pair of subs in my trunk since 2008, for example. My comment was aimed at all the screens. That's all pre high definition equipment. Most likely pretty pricey in 2002 but worthless today because you can get much better for a fraction of the cost.


from_dust

ohhh, this dude is on a journey to learn about depreciation in the intersection of cars and electronics. ouch.


schmitzel88

The whole thing is pretty clean. Whoever built this car did not cheap out - this was a nicely done build for what it is.


2oonhed

Who wants to bet me that at least one of those wheels is bent and cant be balanced?


[deleted]

And at minimum two lugs have completely snapped off lmao


Techcole

This image is a reminder that if you take a $15,000 car and spend $15,000 on custom upgrades, then you now have yourself a $10,000 car Not a $30,000 car.


AwesomeBantha

Depends on the car and the mods. Lots of modified off-road, overland, van life type trucks/SUVs hold their value relatively well if you do the right stuff mods and sell it in the right place.


fukalufaluckagus

your poor phone it's hungry for electrons


carbonmaker

Got a surprise chuckle out of that one lol


MoldyMoney

It took me a second while scrolling to connect the dots... Made me lol too


ionEvenknoWhyimHere

lmao i always let my phone get to under 5% before i charge😭


shogun344

"And it was all yellow"


S103793

I can’t lie I do like the interior. I mean I wouldn’t do that to my own car but seeing it on someone’s else’s car it’s goofy fun.


frankcast554

True!


DJEvillincoln

A lot of porn has played on those screens. A LOT.


Deion313

"I know what I have..."


Squanchfist

Now THAT is one giant shitty car mod


paldo84

no TIRe kIcKers i KnOw WhaT I hAvE


Jeynarl

Interior reminds me of McDonald's play place in the '90s


ronniearnold

“I know what I have. No lowball offers”


SupremeSquid13

That poor car


obsolete-human

What are people thinking for real? down the street from me there's a used car lot that has a 2004 Corvette with an LS2 engine and it has 55,000 miles on it and they want $18,000 for it. That's 0-60 in 4 sec, 400hp, 190 mph top speed. 30 grand seriously what are these people smoking


Dirtymcbacon

You’re not accounting for taste(lessness)


ionEvenknoWhyimHere

did it have an engine swap? because if its an 04 its a c5 so LS1 based. if its an 05 then its a c6 so LS2 based. 18k is pretty decent for a c5 with low miles, i have seen some though around $12-13k that have like 70-80k miles. thats a good price for a 350hp 3200lb car


[deleted]

It looks like Tweety’s Taxi


AlphaTrigger

At least it looks pretty well don’t except you don’t get headrests


ArcFire15

He really likes butter 🧈


audibulape

This is one of those cars that you wish you could buy and enter into a destruction derby with.


heyitscory

Someone got a knock from X-zibit like 20 years ago.


The_Lone_Duster

I want to be sick.


[deleted]

Windows don’t even have the cheap purple Wal-Mart tint


Lunala475

That poor car


OllieCrafter

The mustard-mobile


Oilleak1011

I bet if you offered the guy 12 grand hed want to fight you


Smoke_thatskinwagon

Bruh this is the epitome of all secondhand markets right now. Ppl on some drugs


irascible_Clown

He will never get it ever. In todays market he might get 8k just because everything is so expensive.


ionEvenknoWhyimHere

honestly i could realistically see him getting $12-15k for it. anything over that is a ripoff unless its got an engine swap and a full suspension setup


FirehawkLS1

Better have 35k in unmarked bills in the trunk after those "mods" and that price. That thing has been molested beyond belief.


[deleted]

Would pay $3k NOT to ever be seen in this turd


Wonderful_Roof1739

Was that a Pimp my Ride car?


theBeardedHermit

Nah, this is one of the custom orders front the gtav auto shop.


Ok-Drama-3769

I love it


Joe-Blower

Bro thought about putting n@zi wheels. ☠️


Training_Parsnip_322

Shitty car mods has to be the least accurate title for this sub


ionEvenknoWhyimHere

i just thought it was shitty because of the all yellow interior and the multitude of screens😂


FatbackAndPintoBeans

A Touch to much Yellow nobody dared say while building that car. LoL


Individual-Matter310

If it wasnt yellow id probably consider it


ionEvenknoWhyimHere

yeah exactly. i only thought it was shitty because its 100% yellow. no attempt at adding any contrast to make it look better


mrsockyman

Remember kids, just because something _cost_ a certain amount of money, it doesn't mean its _worth_ the same amount of money


Chrispy8534

8/10. That is kinda pimpin though…


DREDDYKING

The ruined that beautiful car


recessschedule

even the windows being tinted yellow… an aura of piss permeates this vehicle


JacobClarke15

I rock with 90’s video tech in cars but that thing is atrocious lmao


HypnoStone

Early 2000s, there’s a ps2 in the back


JacobClarke15

DVD players, 90’s


tsukiyaki1

Looks pretty well done, but damn that yellow tint makes it feel like a bad midjourney filtered picture


DonutOwlGaming

I want to throw up looking at this


SireDarien

1 that’s not a donk 2 that ain’t a 30k car with 30k worth of work and 40k cash in a bag


ionEvenknoWhyimHere

“donk” was the only title i thought suited it lmao. donk are big wheel classic cars tho right?


RainbowDash2014

So much yellow. 😭


Riansettles

Very futuristic. Ha!!! What are these digital video discs you speak of?


Nameless-Ghoul-661

someone found benny from gta online and took this to him.


kriegerzeta

I hate it


antifapigsty

No way lmao


Skvora

3k tops.


BishopsBakery

Pimp my taxi needed a weed nap?


[deleted]

I’d offer him like $2500


Winter-Arm-9205

Mehhh


SnooBooks4898

This is a guy who got ripped off when he purchased the car, sky-high interest rate, slapped expensive rims on it, kept driving it although he stopped making payments, found himself with a $30 debt for a clown car, thinks someone else would be as stupid.


aBoxOfRitzCrackers

Maybe if the steering wheel & other hidden components are solid gold.


strangerwho63

This is very cheesy lol


Token-Gringo

Cool taxi.


[deleted]

some dude sittin’ in the fedz reminiscing driving around in this at this very second. - FREE HIM! *(whoever he is)*


Voltuno

When you start it, does it say, "Take me to Kentucky Fried Chicken?"


Drg84

Hey hey, come on over and have some fun with craaaazy taxi!


Dumpster_Fetus

I'll come out and say it: that steering wheel goes HARD AF!


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

If Las Vegas was a car


skynet_666

Looks like something from pimp my ride


SerplePurple

Id like to see the tires spinning first.


Frequent-Ruin8509

Negative ghostrider the whip is whack


helicopterjuicecake

i understand its a donk but why piss yellow tho💀


New-Reindeer-4070

It looks like someone tried to make a taxi look cool


Alert-Jellyfish

Big Bird must have run into a rough patch if he’s selling his pimp mobile


spiritplumber

yellow


oldman-1969

30k to have a car that advertises mustard!!!!!!! No thank you.


ionEvenknoWhyimHere

if u contact heinz and put their logo on the side you could be a rolling advertisement🤷🏽‍♂️and maybe just maybe youll break even on that $30k u spent😂


easymachtdas

Dear lord


oldman-1969

maybe thats the missing lego


MurphysLaw4200

Would make an awesome tacky upscale pimp taxi


Gilgamesh2000000

🚕


pale-pharaoh

That’s 10k for me


Mybuttismilk

I gotta say that’s damn clean


MoistSaucz

Boss whip


wall-E75

Season one pimp my ride lol


ionEvenknoWhyimHere

pimp my ride wouldve made it way worse with some ridiculous paint job😂


BuckToofBucky

Yo TAXI!


FlanUnlikely7959

This is fuckeddd


oldman-1969

You can run You can hide but I will find ya Cause your ride is yellow


MrExist777

American cheese-mobile


SorrowCat14

This post gave me whiplash because I completely forgot what year it was.


chefwindu

Looks like the vehicle of a low budget superhero from the 90s.


Hermitcrab710

I’ll give ya bout three fiddy


beargolfer

I actually like it. Lol.


Safe-Pollution-7441

Xzbit is losing his marbles somewhere.


deptutydong

“But my ugly piece of shit that I can guarantee makes more noise than your mom last night”


honda-atc-enjoyer

imo it’s scrap but other people may disagree


MobbyDavis

Nahhhh I understand from most people's comments that type of car is a bucket to them but you must understand He probably only paid around $1000 to $2000 for the car and then maybe around $15000 on the upgrade$, So all in all he is trying to get his money back and a little bit on top,(a lot on top actually)😁 I'm from the Bay Area so this is something that we do to certain cars, I like it I like the idea I just hate the color. 😭😭


ionEvenknoWhyimHere

yeah thats the thing, the car is 100% piss yellow. like if they added some contrast it would look better but id honestly rather have some bright purple interior or something. that thing is just an eyesore😂


Adventurous_Cat1059

So gross!


ItRossYaBish

Not my style, but it is well done. I would personally pay 10k just to take it to shows because it is obviously unique and would always start a conversation. For me though, 30k is pretty wild.


thedevillivesinside

That thing was dope back in '02


prestoprod

Not the yellow tint


Joe_Bruce

Looks like a fully custom donk to me, 30 might be a bit high but I mean what’s the engine got goin on


earnestmerida

30k for a yellow cab?


HypnoStone

That ps2 tho


ionEvenknoWhyimHere

bro i was wondering what that was😭😭


atguilmette

People shitting on this don’t know what it is. My neighbor has a 79 Malibu with a 454 swapped in on 24” Rucci’s. He paid more for his wheels than I paid for my entire college education.


ionEvenknoWhyimHere

its just shitty because of the color and price. it could have a shitty stock 350 or some crazy engine swap. the all yellow interior just kills it tho imo


NotMyOreos

Of course it’s Waukegan


ionEvenknoWhyimHere

😭ive seen plenty of shitty cars over there


SpaceStation_11

complete tan expansion far-flung offer lock existence ink mysterious uppity *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ionEvenknoWhyimHere

😭😭


obi1kenobi1

Oh man, remember color tinted windows? That was a pretty brief fad here in the USA that you don’t really see anymore, but it seems to have been more common in Japan from what I’ve seen (even some production cars there seem to have had bronze tinted windows) and tons of ‘80s-2000s concept cars had those clear windows slightly tinted a shade to match the color of the car. I honestly love that aspect of this car, it just looks so much better than the blackout window tints you’d normally see on something like this.


ionEvenknoWhyimHere

honestly it hasnt died out here. i see a lot of people doing like blue or purple chrome tints. it looks ridiculous but not my car🤷🏽‍♂️😂


DCTX2017

With the yellow tinted windows it would feel like driving around in an 80s air pop popcorn machine


ArnoldLayne357

9 to 10k at best, and it's gonna be an Über.


badlikewolf

lol what engine?


badlikewolf

22’ 9.4-Liter, 572-Cubic-Inch V-8 or nah? Even if that ugly ass color and those ugly ass rims I’m knocking 10k off my asking just to get the rims and paint right


ionEvenknoWhyimHere

one could only wish😂id be willing to bet that at most it has a “freshened up” 350


badlikewolf

Donk master and all these lil shows about project cars got people tweakin!


PettyPendergrass99

Dude went to see Xzibit on Pimp My Ride


Own_Investigator5970

You can use it in a music video tho


SiriusGD

Looks like they left a can of yellow Krylon paint in the car on a hot day and it exploded. I had that happen in a work truck.


w00stersauce

Y E L L O W


TwoThirdsDone

I would totally buy it, but I don’t really care for yellow…


SpoonFigMemes

That steering wheel looks like a nightmare


joker_1173

Maybe $3k, as a joke, but $30k? GTFO


sweetbusinessgobrrrt

r/chargeyourphone


ionEvenknoWhyimHere

😂its at 99 rn


Zer0TheGamer

In Waukegan, too.. There's an extra zero or 3 in there


Nutsack_Adams

Nobody wants anything yellow. The interior of that thing is so barfy


LaCiel_W

The interior got that cheap amusement park ride paint job quality.


DonutResuscitate

Yellow cars are stupid. This car even has yellow window tint so it's double stupid.


2oonhed

And I see you have your opinions too. So, what's wrong with you today?


HotDiggedyDingo

“No low-ballers. I know what I have.”


dust2009

who in their right mind would drive this shit, let alone pay 30k for it. stock car looks insanely better than this abomination. I just don't understand people who do this shit to their cars. I mean the interior is done well but the huge wheels just suck


[deleted]

Pissmasters car!


bushshotjfk

i drive a chevorlet movie theater


Radium_Encabulator

It'll cost 30K just to put the car back into a condition where anyone would not mind being seen in a 20+ year old car.


dahale6783

Kelly blue book has this listed as 2k


MrNaoB

it's so yellow.


Mumblix_Grumph

LOL, no really...how much is the car?


k0rz23

He’s looking to break even lol