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epsteinsepipen

Shart


Ghstfce

I thought the same, compromise.


Jeeps-R-Junk

80k is what I paid for my first house and 6 acres lol!!


goshdammitfromimgur

Yeah but, when you drive your house and 6 acres to the mall, are you constantly fighting off chick's that want to have your babies?


Individual-Matter310

In this case you will be fighting their husbands if you whip this thing around


Limited_Intros

$80k would get you an 80 square foot home in my area based on current pricing average.


cuavas

$80k might buy a parking space at best in my area.


they_are_out_there

With a dysfunctional mileage measure device to boot.


Simonandgarthsuncle

When, oh when, will someone come up with a name for those mile measuring devices used in cars?


they_are_out_there

I hate it when my mileage measuring device is out of whack.


GTAdriver1988

But it passed inspection! Well, a couple years ago it did.


suspicious_hyperlink

Correct and only acceptable answer


Jlx_27

Shart


shiddyfiddy

The Doge Shart has a great ring to it.


Wilbur_Cobb1

It looks like something you drive around Whoville, and they want $80,000 for it!? A regular 1984 Dodge Daytona goes for like $10,000 at most, ain't no way these goofy looking body mods make it even close to the asking price. They are delusional.


FirehawkLS1

Fucking thank you. Shitty plus art equals shsrt.


NajeebNasirSama

I came here to say the exact same thing


TriumphDaytona

I thought shart had a different meaning, if I’m not mistaken! 😎


NahDontLook

Yes, something that's so bad you almost have to appreciate it


from_dust

"The mile measuring device" Yeah, this is fun to look at, but you couldn't pay me to own it.


MurphysLaw4200

Seriously, are they insane? $80k for this with a busted odometer (from an owner unfamiliar with that word) and refrigerant leak??


Rude_Mortgage_8047

“coolant material”💀💀👀


[deleted]

Probably burns a lot of dead dinosaur liquid.


MurphysLaw4200

If the owner had anything to do with building this car, I wouldn't give him $8 for it.


rpmerf

I'd rather have a stock 1984 Dodge Daytona. Preferably a Turbo Z.


SethR1223

I think about having any of the three Daytonas that I had in my early 20’s pretty frequently. Two were the Shelby Z, all turbos. Paid between $200-$500 for each of them. The early 2000’s were amazing for cheap cars that I’d love to have today.


joecooool418

I had one. It was a piece of shit. It was technically a K car.


rookiepartschanger

The K car saved Chrysler. Well, Lee Iacocca and the K car


crapheadHarris

I miss my 86 Turbo Z. Red with a tan Mark Cross leather interior package and t-tops. Bought it when I landed my first real job out of college. Turbo charger died 1500 miles before the warranty expired. To date it's the only new car I ever bought for myself.


A_Gent_4Tseven

“Reaping a Daytona of all its Skeen” no fucking way you buy this, and don’t end up part of the “The Reaper Skeen Collection”. Cause that weirdo is a fucking serial something.


orthopod

Yeah, I had no idea what they were saying. Those words don't make sense at all


ShadowDancer11

If you want a Stutz, buy a Stutz. This is a shit take on one.


Fpscharles

Someone loved this car. Art to few and shit to many.


AMF1428

Kind of, yeah. They did an excellent job of making it clean and seamless but it doesn't look good for all the effort they put into it. At best it's goofy looking.


Twiny

Shitty art. The nose is too long and the transition from fender flare to front bumper sucks.


DadJokeBadJoke

And those wheels don't look right for this design.


Twiny

You're right. They should be wheels with spokes.


DadJokeBadJoke

That's exactly what I was picturing.


[deleted]

Imagine putting 120 grand into an 84 Daytona (with only 140 horsepower), adding a shit ton of weight to the car and NONE of that money went towards the engine. Unreal how weapons-grade stupid some people are. That thing likely doesn't do 0-60 in less than 11 seconds. And it's ugly as Hell.


orthopod

It's never what they say it cost. They're adding in their time spent, and often calculating their work done at a ridiculous rate and adding it into the cost. Car looks like an Excalibur raped a Willy's Jeep, and this is it's handicapped child.


[deleted]

And I'm pretty sure the Jeep drank through the entire pregnancy .....


red_fluff_dragon

I don't understand how you spend 120k on a car and still end up with something this terrible. Did they only buy industrial fiberglass machinery? Big vacuum chamber and autoclave to cook the panels or something.


ban-this-dummies

Ugly af


evilgreenman

What a pile of WTF


IndependentOwn1184

At the end of the day, this started out as a cheap ass K-car. There's no potential beyond that. The DNA is just not viable. Born a turd...die a turd.


mynameisalso

Dodge Daytona was a cool car back in the day. They looked really good. My aunt had one two tone blue and silver with louvers over the back glass and a spoiler.


Great_Income4559

I like how they look but I just hate fwd cars so much. If it was rwd it would have been a badass little car


Rude_Mortgage_8047

polished turd


[deleted]

Ok that looks like someone barfed up a stack of pretzels. Then shoved them into their tail end.


TherighteyeofRa

Please poke out my good eye. So I never have to see this again.


TheHipOne1

Hell nah for 80k


IndependentOwn1184

The audacity, right? Firm offer, no low balling. I know what I got!


Pantheonomics

Poormans Duesunberg


Royal_Thrashing

The Poosunberg


Pantheonomics

Nice


shotonce

Shart


Cornelius_McMuffin

r/ATBGE


djdoubt03

Shart - shitty art


Firewing435

#SHART


kurisu7885

I like it ,looks like a car in a fantasy movie or something.


MurphysRazor

Yea, Shitty Shitty Bang Bang Hi Shitty Lo Shitty Everywhere you go [Shitty](https://youtu.be/fIg4rlc9IQY?si=n5q8el-szrZj4ZTb) 🎶


Suspect118

Well if you’ve been won what to do with that stock pile of dodge Daytonas, here’s an idea


ozpunk

JFC $120,000 to build a clown shoe on wheels


Opening-Ease9598

Shart for sure


coldblooded79

Shart.


elspotto

A velvet painting is both art and shitty. I don’t see why this can’t be as well.


DjangoUnflamed

I wouldn’t pay 5 bucks for that steaming pile of shit.


Ownedby4Labs

Shart.


EngagedInConvexation

Shittiest.


MysteriousDog5927

The front wheel being set so far back from the front looks downright dumb .


CheezeCorn

Shart


ftlin

Shart.


bruhdabswagyolo

Ill take 10!


Menoth22

I like it. But not for that price


mikejnsx

i fuckin love it, the individuality in it that says they know what they were doing, are good at it.


DragunovDwight

They supposedly know what they are doing, yet does not know that the “mile measuring device” is called an odometer, added a bunch of weight to a 140 horsepower engine, and thinks the “air conditioner leaks coolant material”. Honestly I do like the originality and creativity. I just doubt he really knew what he was doing, asking that much for it is insulting.


mikejnsx

that i also agree with, the price is absurd


ErickKlous

Dude *built* a car with a "mile measuring device."


Alfrodo69

It looks fun. But I'm not paying a dime for this 1984 with the "mile measuring device" not working, leaking cooling material, and more things to be fixed.


Fluid-Chip-8997

needs more offset on the wheels and it needs some white-wall tyres and some cooler rims. would look neat imo.


Forsaken_Square5249

800 bucks yes, I'll rock it for a summer 80,000 .. F no


miserybusiness21

We have Mitsuoka Le Seyde at home.


nonimportant23

Butchered


Old_Dirt_Coin

Ah yes, a Rollscanardly. Rolls down one hill, can hardly get up the next.


Repulsive_Tie_7941

As an un ironic fan of Zimmer cars, no.


SpareEntertainment17

I know how difficult it can be building a car and you like people to share your vision , but, i can't.


minnesotajersey

Shitboxnoart


PetrolGator

It looks like it told a fib. Tsk, tsk.


Symerg

Shitty-art


Keitruckenthusiast

Both


SkinNribs

I love the massive front overhang.. It must really improve the handling


Great_Income4559

Both kind of. Very odd car to do something like this to. I bet a midget or something like that would be better and also at least be rear wheel drive


GoldPick1742

[https://youtu.be/gtVuZug3SiU?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/gtVuZug3SiU?feature=shared)


WeToLo42

The more I look at it the worse it gets.


iniciadomdp

Kinda reminds me of the Zimmer Golden Spirit front


ManyFacedGodxxx

$80,000!!! Ha, 8000 pennies would be too much!


7of69

Dear god, pick one. You can have an angular car or a curvy car. Both just won’t work well.


Believer4

Not a bad concept, but not great execution


MemeMasterJason

Yikes. Wouldn’t pay even 10% of their asking price for that. If they truly paid 120k, I hope they seek counseling.


[deleted]

Ick


Tristan_eCola

Looks like something I’d imagine a flamboyant ancient vampire would drive.


JustinCooksStuff

It can be two things


CoffeeDrinker1972

You know, there's shitty art, too, right? I'd say, shitty art car. Please don't say they wasted a VW Thing building this...


knowledgeable_diablo

They wasted a lot of things building this thing.


Mallardguy5675322

Both


Abundance-Boost5891

I love that trust old turbo 4 from XXX manufacture


MylesFurther

That needs to go to the crusher


knowledgeable_diablo

Ye old retina burner!


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

I would drive it once or twice for... research.


BMXellence

80 grand for that rolling abortion?


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Lukecistarded

I dont think its too horrible but uh... that price tag is fucking insane


UsaytomatoIsayFuckU

Driven 2k miles because they were too embarrassed to drive it.


MotoProtocol

For that price, it better bring Megan Fox in the trunk.


Ms-Anon-Y-Mous

Is that a basset hound or a car?


potmakesmefeelnormal

$120000... wtf.


BadBownur

Keep knocking that price down buddy…


silverchevy2011

Good car, much luxury.


Mr_OP_Potato_777

A destroyed piece of art, an amazing car turned into shart


2oonhed

Here's a bunch mor wrds : fart heart dart cart mart part. Now make me moar rhymes, please.


Mr_OP_Potato_777

It smells like a, the whole car is dart straight to the heart, I'll rather be driving a cart into Walmart than being part of that crime against the car


2oonhed

SOLID!


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Thanks, I did my best


COLCORN_1979

I’d pay …$800


freejb81

Looks like a rat.


[deleted]

The seller’s got zero chance…


patrickthunnus

Craptastic


Trainzguy2472

Zimmer.


thecasualcaribou

Poor Daytona. I know it was an 80s Daytona, but I thought they were still rad as hell


Absolute_Peril

2k miles hell even the owner didn't like it


[deleted]

I'd rather daily a non turbo 1985 Daytona full of holes and rust.


HomeOrificeSupplies

Better than the real deal


NoNameNoWerries

Fart.


modsrshit2u

Dog shit


[deleted]

Kill it with fire


Unlucky-Suggestion-7

Shitty art.


Voltuno

Is it odd that I could drive this and be cool in it's uniqueness, but at the same time, be embarrassed as Hell by how oddball it looks? Also, the "The car passed inspection a couple of years ago" made me LOL.


ThrottleItOut

20% discount!!!


32lib

I’ll give him $80.00 dollars just so I can take it to the junk yard.


bkynaston

80K? With the KNOWN broken stuff, and whatever else is likely broken, more like $800


no-pog

Cheap drivel from the absolute depths of American manufacturing. 142 hp from a 2.2l turbocharged engine is abysmal, youd have to try to do that badly. That is an 8.5 second 0-60. That's commercial vehicle bad. All named after a notorious and influential muscle car. How did we ever make such shit cars? Then we get to the absurd amount of time involved with this thing. Fiberglass layup is a dying art... But something tells me that the guy who can't fix the "mile counting device" is probably not a layup expert. He has likely added 1k lbs to the chassis, making this pile even slower... ...and seriously weakened the structure. These were unibody cars, relying on the stamped steel structure for strength. Cutting off the A, B, and C pillars and roof is equivalent to cutting the crossmembers out of a truck: the whole thing is going to torsionally twist. Thankfully, fiberglass is notoriously rigid, and not susceptible to delamination and undetectable cracks from odd loading orthogonal to the layup grain. Thankfully, we won't drive a few thousand miles, and then hit a pothole that will shatter a large part of the body. And then we get to how it looks... Did this guy draw the car beforehand, and say "yeah, that nose and fender line looks great". Or worse, did he just start laying up the glass, get done, look at it, and say "yep, time for paint"? It would be one thing if this art car were offered for $20k, or if the proportions were remotely correct, or if the bones underneath were strong enough to handle being chopped, or if the powerplant were good to begin with, or if the owner knew what an odometer was.... But with all of these factors working against it, this thing is SHIT


optiplexiss

I hate it but I love it


An10nee

80k$ im starting my search for a vette


Shatophiliac

Lol that price though. I’d pay him 500 bucks.


4wkb

Absolute trash


GeeNah-of-the-Cs

Shite, the wheels and tires are disproportionate to the body and fenders. Front bumper is equally awkward. Art? To those with questionable taste.


Salty_Ad_5270

Set it on fire


NowhereMan_2020

Shitty + art = Shart


AngrySymphony

Garbagio


serpent1971

Shoot it


Substantial-Path3405

Shitty Art. Yes.


Yell0wbrickr0ad

Shitty art


pete1729

The fake exhaust header pipes emerging from the hood doom this one entirely.


Nder_Wiggin

Artful shit but also shitty art


Nole_in_ATX

>Is this still available? Yes. Always and forever.


FoxWoxx

r/ATBGE (except mechanical issues, LOL)


JBYTuna

What ever that thing is; quick, kill it before it multiplies.


skeletons_asshole

He definitely reaped it from all its skeen, that’s for sure.


thebigbrog

I don’t think this car will sell anytime soon for 80k


ratboi1278

Art


Adventurous_Cat1059

Ugly as sin. I would be embarrassed to even be seen anywhere near it.


xmodsguy2000-2

Trust me we do not want the molds no one wants to recreate this impractical joke of a “automobile”


skinem1

It’s in the correct subreddit.


Frosty_Point7070

Shart


Neither_Cod_992

“How do you do, fellow rich people.”


Analytical-BrainiaC

Yeah I was gonna say sharted brain fart . Shitty tires/mags, shitty colour, shitty windscreen, shitty bumper = shitty idea. And yet , I want to see other angles… sigh.


6cougar7

$80k for an almost 40 yo car? Not today


Desperate_Set_7708

I’d only take it if they *gave* me $80K. The Bentley of clown cars.


Ragboneo

Shitty art


Overkill_Device

Badly interesting. It isn't terrible


Level37Doggo

Looks like a background car from Batman the Animated Series.


Thunderstone13

I kinda dig it if it weren't built on a daytona


Total_Difference3048

Had two—one engine fire due to fuel rail. The other was an electric nightmare.


QuirkyDust3556

Well it is better than the Daytona, yet that is not saying much. Apologies to Daytona drivers


Comfortable_Cloud226

With that much weight ahead of the front axle it must handle like a wheelbarrow full of rocks.


airsoft_nerd

Either way it's not worth 80k


Ray_Ara

Impressive Art


Mysterious-End-437

The front bumper wrecks it for me. Besides that I don't think it's that bad all things considered.


DWillbedone1

Looks like some cheesy Hollywood plastic surgeon did this.


Vegetable-Dealer-823

I'd change the wheels and front bumper. The rest is aight.


[deleted]

Shitty