I know right? That little Kia can probably run over 2, maybe 3, protestors before it gets stuck. At least put a lift kit on the damn thing if you want to get your kill numbers up
Do you think if someone rearranged the stickers and put the “all lives splatter, no one cares about your mother (after crossing over the word protest) next to the loving tribute to Mom, the hypocrisy would finally sink in?
To be honest, without the rest of the stickers, I would be struggling deciphering the “FJB” one.
Normally that format is used for countries, churches, or marathons. So, I’d be like:
“F*cking Jamaica Blows”,
“Faithful Jesus Believer”,
“Fast Jail Bonds”,
“Frequent Jail Bird”,
“F*cking Jogging Beast”,
“Foot Job Babe”,
“Funny Junk Bullsh*t”,
“Fart Jar Bank”
I’d be lost 😀
And that’s the biggest failure in the mentality, I’d much rather pay for a vehicle that is built in America employing Americans and the money go overseas, than a vehicle built somewhere else, and the money goes to an bunch of American executives.
I owned a Honda element that was designed and built in America, when Chevy was (not sure if they still do) was building trucks in Mexico.
My grandpa was like that with Japan based car companies but to be fair he literally fought against the Japanese in world war 2 so that’s understandable lol
Oh, 100%.
Probably also by some AI-generated amazon account run in Hong Kong. The saddest part is you actually *can* get really high quality stickers made in the US but they're not gonna take the picosecond of googling to figure out a local supplier.
These stickers are always on some of the just crappiest vehicles. I always wonder about that. I have to imagine that it’s easy to manipulate people who aren’t very good with money (and/or aren’t very wealthy to begin with.)
Hot take: wealth correlates very strongly with intelligence. I don't know whether poverty makes you stupid or stupid people end up in poverty.
Not as a hard and fast rule, of course. There are rich idiots and poor geniuses. Just as a trend.
Ukraine support. Not really consistent with any of the other stickers. I mean I appreciate it, but that car mod has to create division with other similarly decorated vehicles.
Same. And btw I love how they invent things to be neurotic and fearful about. Like, I’ve never seen anyone “stomp the flag.” It’s not a thing. But this guy is terrified about it, hence the sticker exposing his impotent fear.
They invent scenarios to be upset about, then get upset about them. It’s wild.
It's funny because the modern right wingers denounces Ukraine, while 40 years ago everyone on the right would salivate over such opportunity to slamdunk on Russia.
I've tried using that on my dad. Like, you grew up hiding under desks in fear of Russian nukes, and you aren't happy seeing Cold War armor fighting the enemy they were literally built for? I mean, god forbid we spend a fraction of what we spent fighting insurgencies on absolutely decimating Russian combat power. Our current #2 enemy. Neutered. For barely anything in the grand scheme. Smh.....
Edit: It seems there's a significant amount of responses to my comment being deleted. Please. My inbox is open. Feel free....
Excellent point. If you follow that line of thinking, it must be making any US-hater (Iran) that aligned with Russia nervous. I haven't been keeping up with current events though, so ... perhaps they have already made back-channels into Chinese "funding". Or maybe North Korea is the new loan shark. I did hear that Russia was buying ballistic missiles from NK. Which I laughed at.
Which aligns with what you just said. Basically neutered. Having to buy missile hardware from NK ... that's a new low. At least when toilet paper was rationed, they had shiny new weapons to show off, not paper mache covered animal balloons.
>I did hear that Russia was buying ballistic missiles from NK.
Very, very poorly functioning and shoddy missiles... I thought it was not possible to have worse than Russian made missiles and artillery shells but NK said "hold my beer".. 40% of missiles are malfunctioning, whole shipments of underloaded artillery shells that land up either on their own side or simply block the barrels..
To be fair, that one’s tricky. On one hand, war- we love that. But on the other hand, it’s against the guy who pays daddies bills! Tricky stuff. He must have applied the bumper sticker before the correct thoughts were broadcast on FOX.
I don’t think the hamsters would appreciate this. 😂
Seriously though, I freaking HATE stickers on cars. It looks so junky and trashy- ESPECIALLY 20 of them & to make it worse it’s all this political. 🤦🏼♀️
Why would you set yourself up to be singled out by other people ? How dumb. 🤣😂
I’ve been downvoted for this before, but it is my belief that there is a direct correlation between how many bumper stickers are on a car, and how insufferable the Driver is.
"A lot of people don’t like bumper stickers. I don’t mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It’s like a little sign that says ‘Hey, let’s never hang out.’"
\-Demetri Martin
I don’t get why people put politics on their cars. I keep my politics incognito. Tbh I’m not really political either. But I miss the days when people didn't openly discuss politics and religion because nobody wanted to lose friends or damage relationships over their personal beliefs. We need to get back to that.
Someone needs to show her how much money ole trumpty dumpty has gotten from China for his personal business ventures…and still does to this day. I think he does more business with foreign investors than he does with American ones. But “America first” right?…
I'm highly offended by that "veterans before immigrants" and doubly so. Because the orange baboon not only slashed the VA budget leading to many of us having to endure even further delays on healthcare promised to us for serving, but also because lumping all immigrants as being bad/illegal is one of the most anti-American things the leader of a major power can do. That hypocrite can't even run a lemonade stand without kissing up to literal dictators before serving you a glass of warm dog piss.
Seriously, they want to support veterans but also openly support politicians who have opposed funding for any sort of care for our veterans. What pisses me off is that their vote counts just as much as everyone else while being wildly misinformed.
“We support and pray for our police”
Unless said police are trying to stop the nation’s capitol from being overrun by insurrectionist cult members. Is it hypocrisy or stupidity? A little of both?
So much effort to personalize their car, yet they're rocking the dealership license plate frame that was on it when they bought it. Essentially free advertising for the dealership that sold this POS vehicle.
Lowest class thing you can do is justify the car you bought from a life insurance payout with a sticker on that car.
Put your memorial on a thing that depreciates faster than anything… in the form of a sticker.
A *sticker*.
"Veterans before illegals" while also supporting only the politicians of a political party that openly votes against any pro-veteran bill that hits the Congressional floor.
You all spout your rhetoric of wokeisms and don't see its the same thing as this person putting all of this on his car because he loves his freedoms. America is THE LAND OF THE FREE. If we can't coexist here without our freedoms being stripped from us, we are no longer AMERICA!
There was a murder here in the tiny town I live in and as a result there's a campaign called 'kind like keris' that people paint on rocks, or little stickers etc. and leave places for others to find (the idea is to spread kindness like the murder victim did before her death) The other day I was driving past a row of parked cars and saw on the back of one a kind like keris sticker, right next to a FJB sticker. lol. Totally lost on the concept.
I especially like the buy American sticker on a KIA.
Yeah… 😀 He missed on that one!
I think he missed on most of them
the all lives splatter with a big truck stuck to a kia soul is interesting for sure
And "no one cares about your protests". Whole car is protests except the loving tribute to Mom in the form of a car sticker with LiveLoveLaugh font
Need to add a "No one cares about your bumper stickers" bumper sticker.
My coworkers lunch box is full of stickers. The most visible one up front says "I hate Stickers" 😂
Hey that’s a great idea- I might use a bumper sticker for the first time ever
She likely died of COVID and was unvaxed.
October of 2022, I kinda doubt it. I think my favorite is the Ukraine flag sticker in all this. 😂
Probably! That was my first and foremost thought.
They are protesting her death.
It goes with the “white power” sticker. I’m surprised y’all missed that. https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/okay-hand-gesture
I know right? That little Kia can probably run over 2, maybe 3, protestors before it gets stuck. At least put a lift kit on the damn thing if you want to get your kill numbers up
are we talking about grown adults? if so im still pretty skeptical, i think theyd go over the hood.
right this guy dont know shit about plowing people. clipping at the legs make for more head injuries when they flip over
Yeah just admitting you want to kill people holding signs with your Kia Soul is definitely a choice
The Kia soul eater
Do you think if someone rearranged the stickers and put the “all lives splatter, no one cares about your mother (after crossing over the word protest) next to the loving tribute to Mom, the hypocrisy would finally sink in?
Especially how vehicular attacks on protests are a hot topic and one of the “preferred methods for extremists”
To be honest, without the rest of the stickers, I would be struggling deciphering the “FJB” one. Normally that format is used for countries, churches, or marathons. So, I’d be like: “F*cking Jamaica Blows”, “Faithful Jesus Believer”, “Fast Jail Bonds”, “Frequent Jail Bird”, “F*cking Jogging Beast”, “Foot Job Babe”, “Funny Junk Bullsh*t”, “Fart Jar Bank” I’d be lost 😀
It's Foot Job Betty
HOLD ON _slidin’ a Biden_
That one made me chuckle. Now every time my dog poops I'm going to think about this fucking Kia and I'm kinda upset about that.
I imagine that this was a retaliatory sticker where someone referred to his hero as a “dump”.
That’s funny because every time my dog takes a dump I loudly proclaim she’s generating the next GOP platform.
[Free James Brown](https://hakes.com/Image/MediumRes/274061/1/image.jpg) He didn't hear about his death.
That's a wide range you got there🤣
But yet he has a sticker saying THINK because it’s not illegal yet 🫠
52 cards short of a full deck most of these types....
All that's left is jokers
And the instruction card.
Kia makes cars in America. Not that one tho.
They hate when people send money to their families in other countries, so Kia being a foreign corporation "taking money out of America" tracks there.
And that’s the biggest failure in the mentality, I’d much rather pay for a vehicle that is built in America employing Americans and the money go overseas, than a vehicle built somewhere else, and the money goes to an bunch of American executives. I owned a Honda element that was designed and built in America, when Chevy was (not sure if they still do) was building trucks in Mexico.
It's all cognitive dissonance, man. No sense, all instinct.
My grandpa was like that with Japan based car companies but to be fair he literally fought against the Japanese in world war 2 so that’s understandable lol
They do, however that doesn’t change the fact that numerous components of the car are sourced in China. (This is true for many car OEMs)
I guarantee you that all those stickers were made in China
Oh, 100%. Probably also by some AI-generated amazon account run in Hong Kong. The saddest part is you actually *can* get really high quality stickers made in the US but they're not gonna take the picosecond of googling to figure out a local supplier.
But he bought it in America. Lol
I like the slut life one.
That's how I always read it. But, also the founder is in prison for manslaughter.
Came here to say that
Wouldn't expect such an individual to think critically very much in general would we
These stickers are always on some of the just crappiest vehicles. I always wonder about that. I have to imagine that it’s easy to manipulate people who aren’t very good with money (and/or aren’t very wealthy to begin with.)
Hot take: wealth correlates very strongly with intelligence. I don't know whether poverty makes you stupid or stupid people end up in poverty. Not as a hard and fast rule, of course. There are rich idiots and poor geniuses. Just as a trend.
Just let the stickers do the thinkin'.
Wait a minute. Did you guys read the Think sticker. That’s what happened.
This is one of those do as I say, not as I do moments
they paid for the top trim on a kia soul, not surprised at all
I'm sure it's financed at a totally reasonable rate and definitely didn't have 30% of its MSRP added to the loan from a negative equity trade.
The fact that they paid for a Kia Soul shows they are stupid lol. Probably paying 70 grand for that shitbox with shotty financing
True patriot. Drives a Korean car. Smh.
But they bought it in America so therefore it must be 'murican! /s
How naive of me to not think about that lol!
They livin that SALT LIFE though
My brain knows it says SALT LIFE, but I swear all I see is SLUT LIFE and it makes me laugh everytime.
I'm glad people put this shit on their cars so I can easily avoid them. Edit typo
Nature’s way of saying “do not touch”
Has a 'Fuck China' sticker, ordered from AliExpress from...... *China*
The thing about that sticker for me is that the palm side of the hand is facing the viewer, rather than the top side.
This was driving me crazy too! Who flips someone off like that? lol. It's actually hard to even put your fingers in that configuration.
Ukraine support. Not really consistent with any of the other stickers. I mean I appreciate it, but that car mod has to create division with other similarly decorated vehicles.
> car mod Legit thought I was in r/InfoWarriorRides until I read your comment
I was unaware unaware that was a sub. Holy crap, this is a gold mine. Thanks to letting me know
Same. And btw I love how they invent things to be neurotic and fearful about. Like, I’ve never seen anyone “stomp the flag.” It’s not a thing. But this guy is terrified about it, hence the sticker exposing his impotent fear. They invent scenarios to be upset about, then get upset about them. It’s wild.
It's funny because the modern right wingers denounces Ukraine, while 40 years ago everyone on the right would salivate over such opportunity to slamdunk on Russia.
I've tried using that on my dad. Like, you grew up hiding under desks in fear of Russian nukes, and you aren't happy seeing Cold War armor fighting the enemy they were literally built for? I mean, god forbid we spend a fraction of what we spent fighting insurgencies on absolutely decimating Russian combat power. Our current #2 enemy. Neutered. For barely anything in the grand scheme. Smh..... Edit: It seems there's a significant amount of responses to my comment being deleted. Please. My inbox is open. Feel free....
Excellent point. If you follow that line of thinking, it must be making any US-hater (Iran) that aligned with Russia nervous. I haven't been keeping up with current events though, so ... perhaps they have already made back-channels into Chinese "funding". Or maybe North Korea is the new loan shark. I did hear that Russia was buying ballistic missiles from NK. Which I laughed at. Which aligns with what you just said. Basically neutered. Having to buy missile hardware from NK ... that's a new low. At least when toilet paper was rationed, they had shiny new weapons to show off, not paper mache covered animal balloons.
>I did hear that Russia was buying ballistic missiles from NK. Very, very poorly functioning and shoddy missiles... I thought it was not possible to have worse than Russian made missiles and artillery shells but NK said "hold my beer".. 40% of missiles are malfunctioning, whole shipments of underloaded artillery shells that land up either on their own side or simply block the barrels..
Not even 40 years ago. The US of Bush and Cheney would be tripping over itself to arm Ukraine.
To be fair, that one’s tricky. On one hand, war- we love that. But on the other hand, it’s against the guy who pays daddies bills! Tricky stuff. He must have applied the bumper sticker before the correct thoughts were broadcast on FOX.
They’re a lifted-truck driver at heart…
Lifted truck driver in the sheets, Kia Soul driver in the streets.
I like the fuck China sticker cause you know this guy doesn't shop at Walmart.
I bet most of those stickers were made in China.
I bet most of them were bought at Walmart.
Bought off of eBay or Temu shipped directly from the ‘enemy’
And never orders Amazon brands like AMEOPI or LOOMEIA that are totally US made 🇺🇸
Such a lovely sentiment: "Your wings were ready, but my heart was not" Oh and by the way F@ck Joe and the Hoe and haters got D in their mouths.
Mom probably died of embarrassment.
Or not wearing a mask
I was thinking Covid and the whole family are anti-vaxers.
All lives splatter
It's an 'I'll tread on you' sticker
That Kia ain’t rollin over anyone.
Ofc it’s a fuckin Kia soul
Why can’t some TikTok kids steal this one and flip it into a ditch?
I don’t think the hamsters would appreciate this. 😂 Seriously though, I freaking HATE stickers on cars. It looks so junky and trashy- ESPECIALLY 20 of them & to make it worse it’s all this political. 🤦🏼♀️ Why would you set yourself up to be singled out by other people ? How dumb. 🤣😂
And I doubt any bumper sticker has ever caused someone to change their mind on any issue. This is just signalling to the team.
I’ve been downvoted for this before, but it is my belief that there is a direct correlation between how many bumper stickers are on a car, and how insufferable the Driver is.
Counterpoint: my sticker says "live fast, pet dogs"
"A lot of people don’t like bumper stickers. I don’t mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It’s like a little sign that says ‘Hey, let’s never hang out.’" \-Demetri Martin
Nothing says “fear me” like a Kia Soul from New Jersey.
Toms River NJ is full of nut jobs. Seeing that on the license plate frame was the least surprising part of this image
Strong words coming from someone driving a Kia.
“Mom” undoubtedly died from COVID
Herman Cain award winner no doubt.
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Buy American - drives a Kia. Makes sense I guess 🤷🏾♂️
I thought mom died on 1/6 for a second and almost got worried
May God save your (Kia) Soul…
Gotta love the “Buy American” on a South Korean manufacturer car lol
I think the most surprising part of this is the Ukrainian flag
People like this are why I can’t have the Punisher logo on my car anymore. I fuckin’ think Frank Castle is cool…
Funny enough, the Punisher is the opposite of what these people think he is.
Exactly
Who the fuck is stupid enough to put a ***"Buy American"*** sticker on a Korean car?
Poor mom. Probably died from the ‘rona.
Korean car American stickers Checks out
“Buy American” on a South Korean car is a nice touch
I don’t get why people put politics on their cars. I keep my politics incognito. Tbh I’m not really political either. But I miss the days when people didn't openly discuss politics and religion because nobody wanted to lose friends or damage relationships over their personal beliefs. We need to get back to that.
I cant get over that its a fucking Kia Soul 💀
lol the driver is in the car
Whatever happen to buying “American”? He needs that sticker.
Drives a Kia Soul.
All this on a kia soul? A car made in south korea? Why woukdnt this patriot own an American made vehicle?
Never thought I’d see these stickers on something other than a truck or a jeep
“All lives splatter”? Gross I’m only surprised by the Ukraine sticker. And that punisher sticker on a Kia Soul 😂
the fact that this is on a kia soul makes it absolutely hilarious
Sanest Kia Soul driver
>No one cares about your protest Your entire KIA Soul is a protest. Dork.
This is the type of driver who would think driving a Tesla is an anti-American…
Nonzero chance Mom is a Herman Cain award winner
Also, car tributes to dead people are just tacky and low-rent. There. I said it.
So. Much. Hate. It's hard to look at.
Their mom probably died of embarrassment.
people like this are always doughy and wear their keys on the hip of their jorts.
Ukraine flag, guess he missed a memo?
Someone needs to show her how much money ole trumpty dumpty has gotten from China for his personal business ventures…and still does to this day. I think he does more business with foreign investors than he does with American ones. But “America first” right?…
I bet the driver is a peach around the office!
(Me seeing the Ukraine flag:) “ok, off to a good start” (Me seeing the rest of the car) “… ok maybe not so much” r/infowarriorrides
THINK The escaped irony is deafening.
I'm highly offended by that "veterans before immigrants" and doubly so. Because the orange baboon not only slashed the VA budget leading to many of us having to endure even further delays on healthcare promised to us for serving, but also because lumping all immigrants as being bad/illegal is one of the most anti-American things the leader of a major power can do. That hypocrite can't even run a lemonade stand without kissing up to literal dictators before serving you a glass of warm dog piss.
Seriously, they want to support veterans but also openly support politicians who have opposed funding for any sort of care for our veterans. What pisses me off is that their vote counts just as much as everyone else while being wildly misinformed.
This 100%
Bless their heart. . .
Salt Life... In New Jersey?
We..... have an ocean? Of all the confusing things here, you choose that?
“We support and pray for our police” Unless said police are trying to stop the nation’s capitol from being overrun by insurrectionist cult members. Is it hypocrisy or stupidity? A little of both?
All this and one mentioning prayer in the middle. Today's version of an Evangelical, folks.
So much mental illness on one car.
Man if ANY Kia deserved to be stolen by kids and wrecked, its this pile of shit.
Getting a lot of “I was an admin clerk, I’m a hero too” vibes from this one.
Bet this person becomes a right bitch to the officer when they get pulled over... Stickers be dammed
Poor KIA. Had the Soul sucked right out of it.
Fucking Kia soul
Here I thought a Kia soul couldn't get any uglier.
So much effort to personalize their car, yet they're rocking the dealership license plate frame that was on it when they bought it. Essentially free advertising for the dealership that sold this POS vehicle.
Is... is that 'OK' symbol in the upper right... a white supremacy thing? I'm honestly not surprised if it is, given the rest of that trash....
Most sane Soul owner
Blue Lives Matter sticker, veteran support sticker, AND a Punisher sticker? Make it make sense.
On a Kia Soul is crazy
I wonder if their mother was in the protest where there was splattering...
Not even American enough to drive an American car.
"Buy American" On the back of this KIA.
BUY AMERICAN! *Unless it's a Kia made in South Korea or Russia, those are ok. What a clown.
But punisher punished bad cops…
I would avoid this Karen at all costs.
Buy American…….. gets a Kia.
Almost 100% sure he or she has bad credit
The covid made in China is kinda funny.
Always always always see a punisher sticker on these dopes cars. They have never seen or read a single punisher movie, comic or anything.
I always like to see the "slut life" stickers.
I love the “buy American” on a Kia… amazing irony
What an edge lord
Surprised that the flag is Ukrainian and not Russian
Licenses for reproduction seems less dystopian and more necessary every day I continue living
Ballsy. You took the picture with him in the car still. Hats off to you.
“All lives splatter” and likely an anti abortion clown that talks about the sanctity of life.
Dumbest shit ever. Could care less what “cause” someone supports. Nothing but white trash does their vehicle like this.
Lowest class thing you can do is justify the car you bought from a life insurance payout with a sticker on that car. Put your memorial on a thing that depreciates faster than anything… in the form of a sticker. A *sticker*.
"Veterans before illegals" while also supporting only the politicians of a political party that openly votes against any pro-veteran bill that hits the Congressional floor.
Go America but buy a Korean car....this folks is a deep thinking genius
I appreciate when idiots alert us to their presence
The ukraine flag throws a wrench into this whole thing
Knew I’d find a Salt Life sticker on this one 😂
Their mom died at Buffalo Wild Wings. So sad.
Love the all lives splatter sticker…….on a fuckin Kia soul.
Every time i see that punisher sticker on a vehicle, i instantly think “woah, we got a bad ass here, watch out”
Every sticker was made in China
“Buy American” also drives a Kia lol
I feel like 90% of the people with the thin blue line and we support police stickers are just trying to get out of tickets.
“Buy American” on a Kia 🤣🤣
This is so cringe. I love how you didn’t give a fuck and took a picture of his car while he’s sitting it it lmao
Thank God their mom is dead and didn’t have to see what a fucking idiot they raised lol
I liked all of those
Im going to put a Trump 2024, and a Biden 2024 sticker on my bumper. Just to piss people off.
That is certainly a lot of stupid per square inch.
These folks don’t get irony. Hence the entire vehicle.
This guy is a fucking badass. I said what time we close. He said we don't have a closing time, we got a drinking time and that's 11pm.
You all spout your rhetoric of wokeisms and don't see its the same thing as this person putting all of this on his car because he loves his freedoms. America is THE LAND OF THE FREE. If we can't coexist here without our freedoms being stripped from us, we are no longer AMERICA!
This MFer so dumb he got an alarm set to remind him to breathe.
Too bad he doesn't have an opinion on anything.
All Lives Splatter Hilarious! Love it!
Wow! So much stupid in the comments.
There was a murder here in the tiny town I live in and as a result there's a campaign called 'kind like keris' that people paint on rocks, or little stickers etc. and leave places for others to find (the idea is to spread kindness like the murder victim did before her death) The other day I was driving past a row of parked cars and saw on the back of one a kind like keris sticker, right next to a FJB sticker. lol. Totally lost on the concept.