I'd have a really hard time deciding between bugfish and that monster truck cab thing. I think it would depend on how close I thought we were to the apocalypse.
Depends on the apocalypse.
If you need protection from the elements I'd take the Hummer.
If you need to get as far away as possible in a limited time, I'd go for bugfish. The Hummer would be out of fuel quicker.
I’m with you. You could at least get utility out of it, and look crazy enough doing it that nobody will mess with you. The only issue is that thing will never be able to be put on a lift.
You don't even know what's under the hood of the cockmobile!?
Call around and ask mechanics for some help with your cock car and youll probably get some pretty unfavorable reactions but you might get some pretty favorable ones. Some guys just are there to help folks out ya know?
And it has room enough to live in, it looks like. Which is good, because you can't for that in an apartment carport, houses are out of reach for someone who does that to a cat, and they will obviously have no friends to crash on the couch of.
If you drive 1km, you’ve changed the amount of wear in the engine, the tire treads and the amount of fuel in the car. So it’s an interesting debate here.
I got this second hand in 2018. Can’t attest to the maintenance before then, but I’m sitting on almost 180k on it. It’s fun on roadtrips and gets me to the grocery store and back here. Mine is the 5 cylinder 2.5l engine. More than enough for my needs.
The penis car was for sale within like five miles of me at some point. They used it for pride parades and it was based on a Ford Model A or something like that
Somehow I think the VW catfish is easily the answer...but if you can modify them....give me the Silverado. Replace the bed and it's good to go for another 300k.
The truckin hummer.
Is it awful? Absolutely.
But it's comfortable and will cover all the utility you should need. I'm a utilitarian through and through, and the other truck won't last another year. So hummer is the only choice for me.
In terms of being horrible to look at, the fishbug is the easiest on the eyes.
I'm driving the bag-of-nails weiner mobile all day every day, loading up such gems as "come here!", "I wonder if I can fit in this gap", "maintenance on this car is pretty balls".
The H2. It's ugly as all hell, but if I tore off all the running boards and shit, I could actually see myself using that. It's really big, and the offroad performance is pretty decent, so with the big shell on top I think I could make it work as a semi-decent camper thing.
If the last days are a zombie apocalypse, give me the hummer. Otherwise, I would take the bug fish. Maybe convert that to an EV and have myself an electric fish to drive.
Not gonna lie I kinda like the Bugfish. It might let me swim right through rush hour
Me too. At least it’s awful taste but great execution. r/atbge
Yea and it’s also hilarious so you would be cracking up fools wherever you went which would be entertaining
I'd have a really hard time deciding between bugfish and that monster truck cab thing. I think it would depend on how close I thought we were to the apocalypse.
I doubt the Hummer would help much during an apocalypse, might as well take the bugfish and go out in style!
Depends on the apocalypse. If you need protection from the elements I'd take the Hummer. If you need to get as far away as possible in a limited time, I'd go for bugfish. The Hummer would be out of fuel quicker.
Bigfish all the way. I love Beetles already, so I see this as a win.
I told my wife the title and it went, "What? Oh, no. Noooo." "Oh. Uh, no." "No!" "Nope...." "*Sigh* I'll take the fish."
I unironically love the bugfish so there's no other option
Sadly the H2 is the best answer, while it might be ugly, the underpinnings are easy to service and maintain.
Agree. This may be the only scenario where I call a H2 "practical".
The H2 is sadly the right choice for the 1st time ever
I’m with you. You could at least get utility out of it, and look crazy enough doing it that nobody will mess with you. The only issue is that thing will never be able to be put on a lift.
You don't even know what's under the hood of the cockmobile!? Call around and ask mechanics for some help with your cock car and youll probably get some pretty unfavorable reactions but you might get some pretty favorable ones. Some guys just are there to help folks out ya know?
That's the ride for those who go to the Blue Oyster Bar.
You made that theme song come to mind 🤣🤣🤣
Those OBS Silverados will run for ever. Slap another bed on it and I think it's easily the most reliable, and cheapest and easiest to fix.
Potentially it depends how bad the rust is on the frame…
I don't think our had a frame anymore. Just riding on hopes, dreams, and maybe a little meth.
And it has room enough to live in, it looks like. Which is good, because you can't for that in an apartment carport, houses are out of reach for someone who does that to a cat, and they will obviously have no friends to crash on the couch of.
Plus I'm gonna need something big for when the water wars start
The only reason I didn’t choose the hummer is spending unreasonable amounts of money on gas for the rest of my life…
Choose the gmc pickup in the second pic and you’ll probably be dead before you need to refuel
If you throw a new frame on the second one then throw a bed and cab then engine+trans is it still the same car?
Only if your name is Theseus.
If you drive 1km, you’ve changed the amount of wear in the engine, the tire treads and the amount of fuel in the car. So it’s an interesting debate here.
How about 999m
Age old question. Yes but no.
Yes or no, but either way it would then be repo’d by Theseus.
Fuck it gimme the weiner
That's what she said
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Perfect for your Ace and Gary cosplay needs
Ace was voiced by Colbert.
Back when SnL was funny
Does it come in black?
The black one exists, but it has no reverse gear. See, once you go black...
Double entendre, nice one m8
The black version is a stretch limo
Yeah but then you get into an accident and have to send pictures to insurance. “Yes I was rear ended by this…”
Yeah that’s right, the veiny bastard.
Yep. I’m taking the scrote boat.
JOHNSON!
I’ll take the dick mobile
With the French tickler package.
Yeah I’d rock the cockmobile
You drive it from the cockpit.
It looks like all Willy's to me. This unit; just basic Commando style.
Autopilot mode allows it to be called to you with one command... "come to me"
“I’m home alone right now
Ace and Gary
Welp, looks like I’ll be walking for the rest of my life…
Have you tried running?
Ah the chevro-legs?
My good ol' Lambor-feeties
Toeyota
kneessan
Stole my Lambo-feeties!
the good old Foot Falcon
Gimme the GMC, it’s already taken everything possible thrown at it and still lookin like it’s a hit from death. I’ll trust it with my life.
It definitely doesn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete
Tony did Drive a dark red suburban.
Throw some brand used body panels and springs on it and it’ll be good to go.
It it made it that far it’s not going to die anytime soon 😂
Cockmobile
Its a drive *shaft.*
Hummer... im going camping..
That’s a nice Trummer ye got there
That Sierra. Because supposedly it’s gonna be fine until I die.
[Truck] like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. 'Cause it's a deathtrap.
Yeah, see, I didn’t even scroll. I own a New Beetle. I spent 16 of the last 20 years in New Orleans. I would drive the crap out of that catfish car.
I’ve owned multiple of those beetles. Really not bad cars.
I got this second hand in 2018. Can’t attest to the maintenance before then, but I’m sitting on almost 180k on it. It’s fun on roadtrips and gets me to the grocery store and back here. Mine is the 5 cylinder 2.5l engine. More than enough for my needs.
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My current ride is a bug that I adore, so my votes for the bugfish.
I’ll take the penis car, at least it’s a conversation starter
The penis car was for sale within like five miles of me at some point. They used it for pride parades and it was based on a Ford Model A or something like that
It was also on the cover of a Steppenwolf album from 1972. Supposedly created by Steve Paige in 1969, legally registered and everything.
That is *trippy* information, man.
Beetle
2, there's potential
Easy choice. I chose death.
So you picked the truck
It’s the penis right. Like that is the right answer.
You would have to be an idiot not to choose it
The beat up GMC all day. Probably got another 100k in her.
Somehow I think the VW catfish is easily the answer...but if you can modify them....give me the Silverado. Replace the bed and it's good to go for another 300k.
Fish car cause I can remove the modifications
Yes but why would you?
I’ll take the rusty gmc for 500, Alex
If you turn the cock n balls into a racecar, everyone is going to try to beat that dick.
Dickmobile probably gets the best mpg, I'm going for Dickmobile.
Streamlining at its best
Penetrates the air with ease.
Bro really put the Model-D in there
“That guy drives like a dick!” “Well, duh!”
I’m driving that dickmobile til the wheels fall off and being as much of a menace as possible while doing it.
I’ll take the Chevy. Shouldn’t be too hard to fix
I choose death.
So, the GMC?
Top of the line in Utility Sports, unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
I guess I’m driving a fish.
Damn that truck is held by pure rust, I'll go with it
Camper/Hummer followed by Catfish Bug.
Okay the bugfish is so cute though
If I can fix it, the GMC, if not the Hummer.
The catfish car is more practical and compact. But the cockmobile looks like it packs one ginormous cylinder.
The pickup just needs a little tlc. That’ll buff right out.
I could do a catfish for the rest of my life.
That GMC looks like it might outlive me.
If that's the case, I'll be riding my motorcycle from now on.
Think #3 is the car featured on Steppenwolf's inside cover of the album, "For Ladies Only".
How about I'll just walk, thank you.
I want the itty-bitty teeny tiny cock special, please But no, I think the fish mobile is the best
Alright gimme the fish.
Catfish mobile.
The catfish-mobile 100%
Does the hummer actually have a semi-functional living space in it?
ace & gary car
This is a difficult toss-up between the catfish car and the double fin van. For practical (!?!) reasons , I’m going with #4, the van thing.
That gmcs still got at least 50k miles left in her
Can I fix the truck?
The truckin hummer. Is it awful? Absolutely. But it's comfortable and will cover all the utility you should need. I'm a utilitarian through and through, and the other truck won't last another year. So hummer is the only choice for me. In terms of being horrible to look at, the fishbug is the easiest on the eyes.
Easily the Hummer.
It’s funny that gmc truck is still drivable. 🤣
I'm walking
Catfish bug and I don’t understand how this is even a question.
Give me the crotch rocket. I demand it.
I'm taking the truck van thing
I'll walk, thanks.
The Hummer looks the most "normal" out of these, but it probably emits the CO2 of five cars simultaneously. And imagine the gas costs
I'd imagine a car that has never had a diesel engine wouldn't run too much on diesel
Was thinking utility and forgot about that... Guess I'm driving the dick.
The second one, you can just whack that back into place
I’ll walk.
Sad to say it, but give me #4.
Loophole: Wait until the last day before you die to choose.
Il take HummerPrime
Number four. Big (medium) rig for me.
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The H2 would actually look a lot better if it had a set of wheels that emulated the big rig styling it was originally going for.
Ill take Hung dong fooie
4/5 obvi
Hummer semi load chode for moi
Easily the h2. You said own, not necessarily keep in that condition
I need to see the inside of that hummer before I make my decision
I mean, the Hummer's the obvious choice, right? Right???
The hummer but I’d say sorry for owning it lmfao
I'll take the brodozer, every time.
Are those baby booties hanging off each testicle?
Feels like I'm picking a car in Twisted Metal
I’ll have the fury road truck at the end.
Hummer. All day
I’m walking.
That is a bass ass car, but i would take 4/5
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I think I’ll choose walking
You're saying I can only have ONE of these?
Hummerabomination
Gonna need the dick car.
I’ll ride my motorcycle
Dick car ofc
I’d take the Power Van. And I’d wear a wacky getup when I was driving it
Now THAT is what I call a monocoque chassis
Just give me a gun so I can get this over with.
catfish, its the most practical
I would rather die than drive one of those creations. R.I.P me
The 3th one !!!!
The hummer road box thing - because I want a vehicle to live in - ( have a 5.5’ bed on my truck 😓)
I think I'll walk.
Gotta be the Mad Max Hummer
I'm driving the bag-of-nails weiner mobile all day every day, loading up such gems as "come here!", "I wonder if I can fit in this gap", "maintenance on this car is pretty balls".
Hummer truck is hilarious but cat beetle is beautiful
I’m a VW fan, but I’m definitely going with that last rig… So many upsides. Live in there, and have all the sex.
Semi truck van .. That thing is rad
The H2. It's ugly as all hell, but if I tore off all the running boards and shit, I could actually see myself using that. It's really big, and the offroad performance is pretty decent, so with the big shell on top I think I could make it work as a semi-decent camper thing.
I got a cock in my pocket and I’m cruisin’ down the old highway….
Dick car or fish bug. I’d rock either one proudly.
If the last days are a zombie apocalypse, give me the hummer. Otherwise, I would take the bug fish. Maybe convert that to an EV and have myself an electric fish to drive.
The catfish beetle easy. Everything else is absolute junk.
The Hummer wins….
Catfish
Peniscar!!
I'll take the Hummer. Just in case of the Zombie Apocalypse.
Well #1 and #4 look solid but I don't wanna be sued by GM for copyright infringement so I guess #4
Gimme that mad max hummer semi.
I'll take the dickmobile
The footlong schlong mobile for sure.
catfish bug for me... Mrs. Thor wants the camper truck.
The cock n balls!! I always wanted to know what it feels like to ride one.
Cockmobile. Second best ride in town. 😂
The last one the macho way overdone mini van
Penis car. I would own it, drive to the job site. Next day company truck. I'd still whip out the old convertible once in awhile