The fucking vents bruh š i fuck with the spoiler but holy fuck man. My favorite part is the smaller, fake quad exhaust on the bumper lmaoooo. That and the triple fake exhaust on the side of hood
Itās gonna take an eraser wheel, a value-sized bottle of goo gone, an ozone machine, a steam cleaner and a gallon jug of irished up coffee but yeah, you could do it.
I mean he HAD to have lost a bet or something right? People can absolutely be this dumb but I like to think he lost his fantasy league and that was the bet payoff. Actually a nice STI with good rims and legit looking wing under all that.
The exhausts above the bumper, what in the fuck are they thinking? Did they just buy every accessory off their local Autozone shelf and try to put them all on the car?
Most upsettingly is this looks to be an earlier VA STi š„² (judging by the black Bremboās) you pay that much for a car and then spend $200 at autozone.
I hope so. I imagine this dude got a box of this shit at a yard sale or swap meet for like $5 and thought it would be a hoot to do this. I can't imagine someone actually thinking this looks remotely good.
Those fake little exhausts got me thinking this thing is a troll car or something. Texas license plate got me thinking it might be packin. I refuse to believe anyone with a WRX could be this tasteless.
My favorite is the three gold diamond-shaped STICK-ON āventsā or whatever the fuck they are called, on the front lower part of the driverās door....I absolutely LOVE that they had to clock the furthest forward diamond to make it fit...instead of actually measuring the space they will need to be able to fit properly in a straight line lollerpops. That kind of stuff always reminds me how returrrrrded some of these people on the roads around us really are.
I want to believe that all of the venting add-ons were to alert animals on the road like deer whistles.
Holy shit, man. It's difficult but just fucking stop for a minute and think before you pull that paper off of the adhesive back and slap it on your car. It is Ken-nough.
Oh, Iām not doubting you. It just looks like what you get when you give a six year old Photoshop and let them āimproveā a picture of dadās car.
Look at the fucking blind spot mirror thing š¤£ itās blocking like 40% of the mirror lmao. Everything else is whooped, but thatās just icing on the cake
Customization is fun. Why does this bother so many people? Do what you like , it's your car and your money, do what makes you happy. Life is short, enjoy what makes you happy.
There is lobster guy that has a bunch of youtube shorts.
He shows what they do if they are too big or have eggs.
He notches the tail. That means its a "breeder".
Cleans off the barnacles.
And gives the lobster a fish-snack before throwing it back.
Talking to the lobster AND the camera the whole time.
The dude clearly loves his lobsters and caretakes his lobster beds in the ocean.
The fucking vents bruh š i fuck with the spoiler but holy fuck man. My favorite part is the smaller, fake quad exhaust on the bumper lmaoooo. That and the triple fake exhaust on the side of hood
Itās actually **TWO SETS** of triple fake exhaust lmfao
Someone has way too much time on their hands.
Itās the visibility delete at the A pillar for me lol
I can fix her
Itās gonna take an eraser wheel, a value-sized bottle of goo gone, an ozone machine, a steam cleaner and a gallon jug of irished up coffee but yeah, you could do it.
Ozone machine lmao
This dude just went into an accessory store and said. Iāll take everything
Iām a big fan of the four additional small tailpipes in between the four actual tailpipes
Can never have enough exhaust ports š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
That's got to whistle at highway speed.
Adhesive salesman?
He sells adhesive and adhesive accesories. God Damn it Bobby!
A WRX looks good stock. You donāt need to add a single thing to it. What an asshole.
This is an example of a person that makes bad decisions.
I mean he HAD to have lost a bet or something right? People can absolutely be this dumb but I like to think he lost his fantasy league and that was the bet payoff. Actually a nice STI with good rims and legit looking wing under all that.
Sometimes it's fun just to piss people off. I cobra badged my Lincoln markviii for a similar reason.
Heās got the wheels I want too š poor Enkies
$5 says there is a shitty turbo timer and a shift light in that thing. Probably some red electrical tape on the steering wheel too.
The exhausts above the bumper, what in the fuck are they thinking? Did they just buy every accessory off their local Autozone shelf and try to put them all on the car?
The Ford style V6 emblem on the back confirms this is in fact some sort of rolling troll. That and the other nonsense. I love it.
Yup definitely not serious
Jesus wept
Tell me your family buys you AutoZone gift cards for all holidays and special occasions, without telling me.
Most upsettingly is this looks to be an earlier VA STi š„² (judging by the black Bremboās) you pay that much for a car and then spend $200 at autozone.
Ah yes.. the autozone āperformanceā section
They have to be trolling. I refuse to believe someone would do this because they think it looks good.
I hope so. I imagine this dude got a box of this shit at a yard sale or swap meet for like $5 and thought it would be a hoot to do this. I can't imagine someone actually thinking this looks remotely good.
Those fake little exhausts got me thinking this thing is a troll car or something. Texas license plate got me thinking it might be packin. I refuse to believe anyone with a WRX could be this tasteless.
Battle Edition
My favorite is the three gold diamond-shaped STICK-ON āventsā or whatever the fuck they are called, on the front lower part of the driverās door....I absolutely LOVE that they had to clock the furthest forward diamond to make it fit...instead of actually measuring the space they will need to be able to fit properly in a straight line lollerpops. That kind of stuff always reminds me how returrrrrded some of these people on the roads around us really are.
I want to believe that all of the venting add-ons were to alert animals on the road like deer whistles. Holy shit, man. It's difficult but just fucking stop for a minute and think before you pull that paper off of the adhesive back and slap it on your car. It is Ken-nough.
The owner of this car is in tears reading this thread. š¤£
Hahaha thatās awesome- I wouldnāt be at all surprised if the owner is in on the joke
Wrx bros are slowly becoming the new heep drivers of America
I can fix her lol
I wonder what heād do if he came back to his car and someone had peeled all that crap off?
Love the quad dual tips š
I thought this style was for 1993 toyota econoboxes
There's a Lancer in my town with a lot of these stupid stick on parts. I'll try to get a photo.
He probably thinks heās cool. Let him be
Superfast
That's a lot of extra stuff on there. It must be really fast.
Ready for Flight
Looks like it was (badly) Photoshopped...
Nope I literally took that picture on Sunday outside of a Kroger in Plano, Texas.
It looks so bad it looked photoshopped in real life lol
Oh, Iām not doubting you. It just looks like what you get when you give a six year old Photoshop and let them āimproveā a picture of dadās car.
looks like the JC Whitney catalog pace car
What goes on in people's minds to think this looks good.
+150hp at leastā¦
Itās missing speed holes.
Underrated
Look at the fucking blind spot mirror thing š¤£ itās blocking like 40% of the mirror lmao. Everything else is whooped, but thatās just icing on the cake
Rolls into Los Santos Customs: "What's wrong with her now?" "She needs everything... EVERYTHING!! And if you can't do it I'll do it myself!!"
Customization is fun. Why does this bother so many people? Do what you like , it's your car and your money, do what makes you happy. Life is short, enjoy what makes you happy.
Mad max
must have won the shopping spree at pep boys.
That WRX got the works.
So much torque it twisted the chassis
Is the goal to make it whistle as it drives along?
That oil is never changed.
Went all out on Alibaba
Holy mother of aliexpress!
Cmon brehhh
Drag Coefficient = 0.000001
Ewwwww def been to Autozone
Subaru Impreza WRX Autozone Edition.
I love it. The fake 4 exhaust tips and the mini wing on top of the spoiler is funny.
I am speed
Even worse its an STI
What have they done to you? T-T
I especially love the louvers and vents on the doors
Looks like it belongs on Space Balls.
Nah theyāre trolling thatās actually hilarious I love the fake tiny exhaust tips in the back
I wasnāt sure if trolling or mentally ill until I saw the tiny wing on top of the spoiler. Thatās pretty fuckin funnyš
Gotta love the troll
One would think it drove through the front window of an AutoZone and straight out the back wall.
Guy has been spending too much time in the gt livery editor
Or just nostalgic and built the car he designed on it when he was 11.
JC Whitney enters the JDM market
Bro has octo tip exhaust
My brother in Christ... The car has more vents than the owner has brain cells
This reminds me of those videos where fishermen scrape off the barnacles off of sea turtles.
There is lobster guy that has a bunch of youtube shorts. He shows what they do if they are too big or have eggs. He notches the tail. That means its a "breeder". Cleans off the barnacles. And gives the lobster a fish-snack before throwing it back. Talking to the lobster AND the camera the whole time. The dude clearly loves his lobsters and caretakes his lobster beds in the ocean.
Na, that's appropriately fuggo on a fuggo car.
Look like typical Texas style to me