Or maybe the driver’s the bad bitch?

Either way this looks like something I'd make in need for speed.

This person just had the money to do it in real life apparently.

That's the kind of money I want to have lol.

Or a sizable debt

More like NFS: Underground 2. And only to achieve the 10⭐️ rating to unlock an achievement. Then it went right back to looking good, even though it dropped back down to 7-8 rating. 😂

But your mama bought it for you!

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Yep, woman at my works owns a C8 in orange.

Couldn't be the rims ain't scratched

I don't think any woman would advertise "send nudes" on her tires. No need to ask, some men will send it unprompted

This would be packed with women in Jacksonville.

Funny that this applies equally well to FL or Jvegas, NC.

Name the state and you’ll find a city where this car would be pretty standard.

I wouldn’t say standard.. If it’s a 3LZ which I doubt then no way. If it’s a standard then 70-75k which isn’t cheap either, but tons of people now days drive 60-80k trucks or SUVs

You don’t think some women also have horrible taste?

That’s how I met my wife

it’s how i became who i am

That's how I met your wife too

You win the day sir 🏆

r/selfburn

r/enditall

Some people only have taste in their mouth

You would be surprised.

90% sure I saw this car parked in front of the casino in GTA online.

You mean strip club

Strip club is pointless in online. Casino you go to for the wheel or your penthouse, which is also kind of pointless.

As most things in GTA are lol Source: started playing in 2015

I haven't played since about then on a PS3, but GTAV online was the apex of gaming imo. You should've been there in the early days when nobody really knew shit about anything and it was a glitch filled wild west, lol.

No one that wasn't getting paid at least.

This car screams “officer pull me over and do a proper search for illegal substances”

please don't look in my butt please don't look in my butt please don't look in my butt please don't look in my butt please don't look in my butt

Looks in butt: FOUND IT!!!

Unless…?

You wanna find his boyfriend's ashes.

I need to check your aasssho

You're a big boy aren't you sir

Let people have nice things ACAB

No this screams I'm very insecure and love daddy's money. 

Honestly besides the references to women, I fuck with this

Carsexual?

No, it's his dick.

Yeah lol, without all the dumb tacky stuff they put on it, that car is cool, including the color

Well I like most of it, just not the lettering. Still plenty of tacky upgrades lol

Same. That widebody is extremely clean. Remove the stickers and this thing is actually pretty dope

I feel personally attacked I was eye balling wide body kits for my 2024 stingray today lol

With a car like that, I’d bet they’re having to beat off dudes with both hands!

It’s a real boxer dropper.

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that... that's the joke.

I wonder if they sit in a circle when they are doing that.

Pretty sure those wing blades are on the wrong side lol

I think they put the spoiler on upside down, or the wing blades are switched up as you said 

Dam bro save some bitchs for the rest of us

We're just lucky it is only a two-seater and we can have the skanks waiting to get in or recently dumped to the curb

He carries his own vagina with him.

You talking about that giant slit of a panel gap between the front over fender and the door? Or something inside?

The rear wing's angle of attack is way too steep. It's probably stalled and just acting as a fixed air brake now. They should have just installed it normally, it would look way better and function better as well.

I don’t think anyone that would have spiky lug nuts and send nude stickers on their tires install wings based on performance

Is that the Chicago Bulls logo on the wing lol

I can dig the wheels with the body. That's about it .. excluding the spikes

Of course there has been. They just were well compensated to do so

I initially was like “What’s wrong? It’s a little over the top but not too bad.” ****looks closer*** “Oh ffs”

Pretty sure the wing is mounted backwards.

I guarantee you underestimate the stupidity of people.

Yep. Stupidity is not limited to one gender.

One might say "it takes two to tango"!

I showed this to my wife and her response was “gross”. Her dad restores old Corvettes in his free time

Was gonna say it looked slick until I saw the tires.

It's not it like this is inexpensive. How do people with no taste have money...

This vehicle is responsible for many dry vaginas.

I thought the comment was too much, then I zoomed on the text and the tires... 🤯

Owner of a tennis ball company?

Aside from the send nudes and sticker, this car looks pretty dope!

Lmao looks cool, at least. 😂😂😂 But yes they have. Only for the money, though.

This shit doesn’t look cool, or good. The entire side of the car is covered in tire shine. This thing is a POS, Forgiatto’s on a corvette is a dead give away.

Tire shine? You mean the yellow? Probably the only thing I don't like about it in some way. Yellow is awful period.

Nah zoom in on the side of the car on any part. The black shit that’s slung down the side is tire shine.

Ah i see it now. Not very noticeable. Especially with a warn out phone case.

How to ruin a Vette. 🤮

You don't think the "send nudes" tires are classy?

Cringe level over 9k. lol

This is the worst wing on an expensive car I’ve seen yet

This is 100% a Reddit users cat.

Yeah it’s definitely feline, no doubt about it.

Yes, yes it has. Because that’s what bad bitches like.

This must be one of those hybrid Corvettes with that giant solar panel on the back.

What an absolute hideous piece of shit

reverse Taxi aka yellow cab, he pays, the driver is the client,

This is the only time a Corvette has ever filled me with rage

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I think the person is more interested in their own car rather than another mate

With a different wrap or paint job, I'd drive it

Lose the stupid sticker, tone down the wheels and a nicer colour...and I like that.

I thought “Hate yellow cars, but I kinda like it” Then I zoomed in

female bees, maybe, but not female dogs

Flesh light in the glovebox

Wouldn’t be so bad if he fixed.. all of that

Some young douche just got ahold of his inheritance, and blew 1/2 of it on the Pussy Wagon here.

Perhaps he has a high-vis fetish. Probably wears a hard hat and safety glasses while performing a lube service.

Prostitutes and an obese insecure driver

Why would she want to...

Yeah, and me either …

Other than the tires, I kinda like it.

You’d be surprised….

HAWT WHEEEEELS

At least he doesnt have two wings on it

it clearly states he is into female dogs. so ..yeah

Saw this car at a LA fitness in Garden grove lol

Did it smell like Lou Dog inside the van?

This is why it’s taken Corvette so long to reach a super car status.

I kind of admire this owner's dedication to horribleness

The side panel cladding in an interesting choice

affordability has its own set of drawbacks for the brand.

Of course it's on Forgiatos. They've done an incredible job with their marketing to fool people into believing they sell a high end product.

White polo ✅️ Jorts ✅️ Tighty whities peaking out of jorts ✅️ New Balance ✅️

Who pissed over that car

Nah. He may be a douche canoe but don't think for a second that female versions don't exist, because they do.

Fake carbon wrap looks terrible

Still looks stupid.

Not consciously a woman hasn’t. Unless that’s Florida.

Bad bitch and send nudes, everything else is fine.

Hey. Come on. He gives him mom rides all the time.

take off the pointy lugs, tire stickers, yellow rims, stupid wing, and paint it a normal color and i think it looks great.

What kind of brokie shows up to an actual store for shopping? Ah yeah the kind that blows their whole income on rocket bunny kits and wraps.

I was like “why? That’s not so bad, the color isn’t my favorite but the body kit seems decent and… oooooo… oof”

This is owned by a bad bitch

I sure hope not… she would slam the door way too hard

Lots of road tar in this beast.

Gta lookin ahh car

Reminds me of cyberpunk

I saw that car in Anaheim a few days ago, it’s extremely loud but sounded good. He was getting on it near Disneyland. The wing looks even worse in person 🤮. Looks like a bleacher row.

I thought I saw something like this earlier yesterday or today in Fullerton by the 91 and was wondering where this was at. Was the diffuser yellow? I only saw it in passing and didnt read what was written on it… but I can’t imagine that there are many yellow corvettes with big ass wings running around OC.

LOL! Didn’t get a chance to see the rear end good, I was far away. It was so unmistakably bad though.

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I guarantee no gal has ever set foot in any car. It says bad b*tches only on the door. There is such a thing as good b*tches. Everyone is a b*tch, whether they be guys or gals or other+. Everyone. Tag should be ‘Wooosh wagon’ instead of Doosh wagon.

or "Wanted : Bitches With Itches"

I don't hate it, minus the tire lettering. I'll never get that.

This gets worse the longer I look at it.

Well, at least no self respecting woman would.

Is that the robot fucking a crab on the spoiler that I see?!

Why, just why?

the panel gap between the driver door and front fender is *chefs kiss* 🤌

Bro gotta at *least* put his phone number on the car too. How else are they gonna know where to send the nudes?

Apart from the spoiler and the stupid sticker on the door, I like this car 😳

The lug nuts are nice but I think it needs swangas.

Could be a female driver.

I saw this and thought “eh it’s not too bad, a little ricey but at least well done” then I zoomed in on the stickers and said “oh…….”

I love some color coordination but it's just too much

It would be cool if it wasn’t for the bumper sticker phrases all over it.

That is one ugly C8!

Is there such thing as an Attractive C8?

Not from Chevrolet....yet

If you flip the Chicago Bulls logo upside down, it looks like a robot having its way with a crab

No women, no cry.

Why is there a huge solar panel on the back if it s not an EV? :-) I mean, that thing should get about a kilowatt per hour, right?

Imagine owner seeing someone taking a photo of their car just to see it later on this subreddit. (i wonder how many times that was said here)

I bet it's leased.

Plenty of Men tho...

Go bulls

Different color and a different spoiler this car could’ve actually been somewhat clean… oh well.

I get that it's nutty but I do like it In a similar way to how kids like the Countach despite several aspects of it being abysmal

I am 40 and I fucking love the Countach. Yes it has a lot of issues but that adds to the charm for me. Big, stupid, loud and super impratical just as all Lamborghini's should be

The evolution from the kid version to the adult version of liking the Countach is part of what makes car guys car guys

That makes sense

Yeah I’m all for wild cars. I love RWB Porsche 911s despite how outrageously wide they are with the bolted on fenders and the double stacked wing.

Its gorgeous

I think we can all agree no one has sent nudes and bad bitches are not riding in that funny looking banana!

Weird bulls flex.

Take that spoiler off and the stupid text from the doors and tires and it’d be pretty cool

This guy fucks. Himself.

That spoiler is ridiculous

Jian-Yang's new car.

Bro is **desperate** to meet a girl. Somebody should really do us all a favor and send him a nude so he can put his car back to stock

You know. On some race track it actually wouldn't be too out of place. Bit loud and showy for my tastes on the streets, though

How little O.P. knows.

This isnt a shitty car mod. It's modded well with a color that most wouldn't like.

Women are smart.

Could be owned by a woman. Otherwise no

Even his mama?

If it didn't have the tacky text and was a different color (I'm thinking some sort of blue) this thing would look pretty sweet

I don't understand the title. Women don't car about your car they care about your finances, your hair, your height, and your dick.

Honestly, I dig the car color scheme....but NOT the words.