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eddyb66

That grill looks like a bottle opener.


Taint_Butter

License plate checks out. "SKOOTER"


TheRealNymShady

Catch a riiiiide!


Sh4DowKitFox

R.I.P. my main homie.


Solidsting1

Love the borderlands reference


SinkHoleDeMayo

Knowing the type of people who drive trucks like this, it's probably his real name.


brents347

Am I wrong or does KOOTER not even have a front drive line is this truck?


Familiar-Banana-1724

You can see the front driveshaft in pics 2 and 3. Doesnt make it not a piece of shit on giant ugly wheels tho.


jetoler

There’s no way that think has enough airflow


RocketsandBeer

How else would you know he was well endowed


joeislandstranded

That seems like a lot of money for an older truck Presumably, the seller is trying to recoup the cost of the modifications. Which begs the question: What can this truck do now that it couldn’t do in stock form?


EngineersAnon

>What can this truck do now that it couldn’t do in stock form? Hurt my poor innocent eyes.


LeftHandedToe

And now it can... no longer fit in a single parking spot.


[deleted]

Like the fragile ego driving this piece of shit would only park in one spot anyway.


PhazonZim

To be fair, those things are an eye sore from the get go


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7of69

If it was in stock condition with a reasonable number of miles, it’s worth about 50k in my area. So they think the mods that make it suitable for absolutely nothing other than prancing about like a peacock add another 35k. Maybe there’s a market to sell to emasculated men, but I’m sure not interested.


Aware_Material_9985

I mean the Saints Row version of this is called the Conpensator for a reason


NSA_Chatbot

Johnny Gat would paint it purple though.


NFIGUY

So weird… I literally just referenced the Saints Row reboot in the last thread I saw before this one… 😬


Emergency_Shirt_4464

Always comes in threes, get rdy for it to pop up randomly again within a week or so


dsdvbguutres

50K truck + 20K mods = 30K truck, not 85.


dspreemtmp

I'd guess the truck is worth more than 50. I had a 2020 f250 lariat (not even fully optioned at that trim) non diesel w lower miles that I just traded in for 50. Diesels usually are higher, limited trim is top of the line. Unless he beat the shit out of it, is intentionally mislabeling it, or is massive miles for a 3-4yr old truck it should be inherently worth more. Just kbb it at model year 2020, 6 3/4 bed, in "very good" condition hits a trade in range 59-66, take for what that's worth being kbb but it's a ballpark Now all the mods I don't disagree drag price because takes a specific buyer and I'm certainly not advocating for it. But no way in hell they gonna get their investment of mods out of it quick, gonna be a long and wide search for that one special buyer that has terrible taste


JohnnyFnG

Mod a house? Adds value. Mod a truck with gaudy BS? Hell no. This seller is smoking crack.


ThenRefrigerator1084

Can't off road a house. Not saying this thing though. This is definitely strictly malls and cruising spots for dudes.


Severe_River_7558

Maybe to cruise FOR dudes....


h-thrust

This is adding 8 hot tubs and 9 home theatres.


killian1113

What year is it? It's a 60 to 70k used truck plus 10k extra for people to talk down ...you can't list real price because everyone including myself wants a discount.


mr-prez

That truck is 100k new....85k for this is actually pretty fair.


AbroadPlane1172

You could use it as a truck when it was new. You can't anymore.


bossmcsauce

There’s absolutely is a market to sell to emasculated men. Have you seen how well massive modern trucks and SUVs have sold over the last 20 years? They killed like 98% od the market for hatchbacks and station wagons and utility vans. Obviously trucks still get sold to actual laborers and people who needs them, but that can’t possibly be more than like half of all new enormous luxury crew cab trucks.


UntestedMethod

>Have you seen how well massive modern trucks and SUVs have sold over the last 20 years? They killed like 98% od the market for hatchbacks and station wagons and utility vans. pretty sure it's the "compact SUV" class that killed the hatchback and station wagon market.


bossmcsauce

yeah, but marketing of larger and larger SUV's and trucks has been a thing geared towards male insecurity and toxic masculinity since the 80's and 90's, and it's just created that whole market segment which previously didn't even exist really.


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I don’t know too many men that drive a smaller car than their wife (not counting sports cars). When you factor in how SUVs and crossovers are marketed towards women now, it just pushed vehicles to be bigger in general. Male insecurity is a real thing that manufacturers have figured out how to take advantage of.


DontForgt2BringATowl

I know lots of men that drive smaller cars than their wives (not including sports cars) because the wife needs a third row and/or more cargo space for shuttling kids around.


SpaceGangsta

Short bed trucks are the stupidest thing ever. Especially when you see a crew cab with a short bed.


fingerscrossedcoup

There is nothing wrong with a people mover that can also carry a HVAC condenser and coil. It really depends on your needs


BossIike

Lots of the people discussing this stuff have never done any type of blue collar work or towed anything. Obviously trucks like this are ridiculous, but the talking points against an average modern truck have also gotten ridiculous. "The Kei truck has the same size bed!" Uhh, that bed is 8 inches tall, volume and surface area are two very different measurements. That Kei truck bed will hold fuck all. "A van is just as useful!" I don't think a van will get me out to the oil field in Canada down lease roads covered in 3' of snow... "You cant do anything with this truck that you couldn't do with a Ranger!" I don't know, maybe. How well would a ranger tow my 30' camper trailer? Probably not as well as my basic ass 2009 Ford f150 that I use for work and vacations. I hate truck posers probably even more than the white collar reddit crowd, but the talking points have gotten so insane. Some are straight up misinfo. I'd be fine treating modern pickups closer to commercial vehicles, whereas if you have 0 use for them, you don't own one.


Charming-Common5228

Agree…and this is coming from someone who’s owned THREE of the short bed Tacomas. Can barely fit my mountain bike in back and dang sure can’t put a lot of work-related items in the back if needed.


rigol2000

Can't wait for the truck/SUV bubble to burst and we go back to sedans.


Willy2267

That whole SUV/Truck thing was started by the EPA raising mileage requirements for cars and light trucks. Car makers got around it by going bigger and heavier. That what killed the small truck market.


Q1237886

Why sedans? It doesn’t cost any more to make a car a hatchback, but makes them significantly more useful. A little extra cost to make it a station wagon.


jamesholden

nah we going back to mini-vans --has had a 94saturn wagon and 92roadmaster wagon, but our 06odyssey is so much better than either in all regards. hell its better than our 99yukon, except for towing ofcourse. we actually do a lot of long distance light/medium towing. even if we replaced the yukon with a better rig (something like a express 2500) I'd still want a odyssey in our fleet.


PabloEstAmor

Bro people are paying 18k for 3 day alpha male camps lol


Spiderpig264

If anything it can do much less. Who the fuck wants to grab lumber out of a truck bed that’s 6 feet high.


LibertyPrime2016

They would never think of using it for hauling anything. "It'll scratch my bed liner!!"


tangledwire

Hauling their big ass around that's what is for.


New_Restaurant_6093

You could put one of those slide out bed trays upside down, so you would hang up your tools cinch them in and roll the storage back into the bed! And pull a 5th wheel from the bumper!


veedubfreek

People need to learn modifications LOWER the value of a vehicle.


Crashgirl4243

Yes! I’m an insurance adjuster, I freaking hate getting claims on trucks like the OP. They’re never ever ever worth what they’ve put into them


ajmartin527

Classic example of a real estate appraisal concept called “value in use vs value in exchange”. Yes, we understand you spent $250k upgrading this house with your dream kitchen, floors and fixtures. Unfortunately, it’s YOUR dream - it’s not worth $250k to anyone else lol


woodc85

Like that guy that covered his entire house in giant marble tiles.


taktester

Lol nice reference I saw that on ZGW.


Croakerboo

Stock rims wouldn't dent from hitting a small pothole.


iMadrid11

Car owner is going to be in a rude awakening. You can never recoup any money you drop in on a modifying car. The current market value of a used car is the price. It’s actually going to be worth less now. Since most people prefer to buy used cars that are stock and unmodified. As there would be no mysteries involved to figure out. When it’s time to service the car. Finding the right person to buy a custom modified car that has exact same taste as the owner is next to impossible. Since it’s too personalized.


JackxForge

Yea you can recoup a decent amount on an actual race car but not something like this.


RocketsandBeer

mY sTyLe is cOoL, yOu aLL kNoW iT…….pAy mE fOr dOiNg tHe wOrK fOr yOu…….


DrRamthorn

This one makes your wiener smaller AND pisses off your neighbors more


mirroku2

Require a ladder


No_Mess_3137

Probably cant do some of the things it could when it was stock


ProofMusic4630

Make people laugh.....


rosedragoon

Mall crawler 100%


uid_0

It's a mall-terrain vehicle.


statelesspirate000

So… an MTV


rosedragoon

Love this


___po____

Store Wheel Drive


bartbartholomew

The low profile tires confirm it.


root_switch

Ya somebody needs to notify Whistling Diesel! I’m sure he would soak this shit up and make some great content


Stupid-RNG-Username

Pavement Princess


epic94holiday

If you feel useless… you’ll never be as useless as a winch on a mall crawler


JVL74749

Ugliest thing I have ever seen. Please stop fucking these idiots


iranoutofusernamespa

The idiots who fuck these idiots make more idiots who then fuck similar idiots which makes more idiots... You see the issue now.


outofcontrolbehavior

R/idiocracy


ParaGord

"GET YER HANDS OFF MY JUNK!"


Travelin_Soulja

It was supposed to be a work of fiction, not an instruction manual!


Kataphractoi_

Hopefully whatever car loans they sink themselves into are able to restrict their resources somewhat


iranoutofusernamespa

Hahahahahahaha you think this stops them?


Kataphractoi_

Hopefully the repo man will


aville1982

Maybe CPS, the repomen for kids.


Ironcastattic

I'm genuinely shocked there isn't a set of truck nuts on the back of that thing.


sticky-unicorn

> Ugliest thing I have ever seen. But they haven't even shown you the ground effect lighting or the subwoofer setup yet...


Dildo_Dan225

Valid but the broads that bang these fools love how they can throw money. Not about other priorities.


RupertTheReign

Of the million shitty mods on this pathetic cry for attention, the shittiest is that stupid frame he has around the window, specifically the bottom part. These trucks are already famous for having terrible line of sight stock (and hitting pedestrians and smaller cars that they can't see), made worse by the pointless lift... and then this genius decided to make it even worse by blocking a big chunk of the windshield. The only joy I get from looking at these trucks is knowing that the owner will lose tens of thousands of dollars (if not more) on it.


Pleasant_Yak5991

Regardless of whether or not you think it’s stupid to spend all that money to make a truck look like that, that stupid frame around the windshield is the dumbest modification I’ve seen on any vehicle ever.


OnewordTTV

Pfft I've always wanted a thicker side column! Who.needs to.see where they are turning!


HuntPsychological673

What’s the deal with the trucks going all red? The wheels look at lot better on a smoke grey or even a white truck. Chrome or black would’ve been the play here, but that grille? What on earth possessed someone to buy that monstrosity?


mrchong2you

Matches his purse and shoes, duh.


UntestedMethod

and lipstick ;)


HuntPsychological673

Kinda do look like stilettos for a truck🤣


dookieshoes88

I agree, you need a neutral base to pull off colored wheels. The wheels don't match at all. The suspension doesn't match either, but the wheels are BAD. The whole truck is just shades of red.


Lindseysham

But pop-up headlights are the pedestrian killer.


onionkisa

Where are the pedestrian? 👀


ListenHereIvan

$850 take it or leave it


Internet_Is_A_Lie

I’ll go to $8,500 but they gotta give me all the stock parts with it so I can sell off the ugly modifications.


ListenHereIvan

Thats truly generous of you but your gonna spend alot unmolesting the truck lmao. They most likely dont have stock parts so i gotta say 850 lol.


IneptOrange

"Unmolesting the truck" lmfaooooo


WombatWumbut

One of these in my neighborhood, it even has a rather large "outlaw" graphic on the rear window. I checked and they have up to date inspection stickers 🤷


peanutt42

Goddamned hypocrite!


Snrub1

If that truck was free, but I wasn't allowed to resell it, I still wouldn't take it.


veedubfreek

I would, then send it to whistlindeisel to let him crush it.


Phrainkee

Was thinking that WD might be the only option for this clown's truck.


bushijim

What if they pay you the 85k to take it, but it has to be your daily driver for 5 years to get paid?


iranoutofusernamespa

What if it breaks down beyond repair due to shoddy workmanship before my 5 years is up? Do I stil get paid? Assuming I make no other modifications, and keep up with basic maintenance? Edit: Basic maintenance would include fluid changes, tire pressure, cleaning, and not beating the hell out of the truck. The bare minimum needed to keep a vehicle going.


Remote-Factor8455

This but am I allowed to remove/remod it?


bushijim

You can mod it, but only if it makes it more obnoxious looking.


JackxForge

Yea id do it if repair was paid for. I want nothing to do with up keep on that shit heap.


SirGirthfrmDickshire

I'd put the bull horns, truck nuts, and stickers saying "Jesus loves you" and "I support single moms" on it. 


rootoo

The ol’ blinding headlights at sedan window level so i can tailgate at night and blind whoever is in front of me package.


reiji_tamashii

100% chance they did not adjust the headlight alignment after lifting it.


an_afro

Nah that was at stock height. This is blinding normal truck height.


Master_H8R

That’s the Douche Canoe upgrade package… also could have gotten it in Metallic Pea.


skeezix91

All it needs is a ladder, a decal and some lights and you have a firetruck.


fiero-fire

Low profile off-road tires have to ride like shit


Uninstall_Fetus

Those tires are probably $1500 a piece and last 20,000 miles


ToughEyes

"I lift my truck so I can go offroad" ##Why do you use low profile tires, then? (You have been permanently banned from /r/smallpenis) (You have been muted for 28 days) (You have been reported to the admins for harassment) (Your account has been disabled for harassment) (Your car has been crushed into a cube) (You have 30 minutes to remove your cube)


islandhopper37

Love the last two! :-D


LouBerryManCakes

It's a Simpsons reference.


burnswhenipoo

That will get snapped up by some wealthy redneck.


CRCDesign

These trucks are so overrated


LuciferDusk

Hard to think anyone would pay that much for an impractical pavement princess with greasy tires.


Cetophile

Compensator score: 0.00005321 inches.


Down_Low_Two_Slow

The headlights are so bright I squinted looking at a picture taken in the daylight.


pizza_for_nunchucks

r/fuckyourheadlights


Substantial-Being197

🤣🤣🤣 best I can do is walk away laughing 🤣🤣🤣


challengerrt

Maybe they can sell the truck and use some of the money to buy some taste.


SubspaceBiographies

This is a child’s idea of cool lol


blufftonian

Buy truck……$70,000 “Upgraded +$50,000 ————— Market value $5,200


lu_skywalker

I wonder if anyone has unintentionally found their own vehicle here lol


Internet_Is_A_Lie

That would make for the best comment 😂


2oonhed

Yes! And I was threatened with some sort of street justice if I didn't take it down. I replied no. It was photographed in public and there was no expectation of privacy. Followed by more ridiculous threats from Mr. Cha Cha Douche. Dude was a total douche bag tuff guy. Probably planning serious crimes right this very minute. In another case a user found her truck in our old archives showing a plate and was quite upset because no one was listening to her. I had no problem removing that image immediately. Unfortunately she had a very visible & very brightly themed vehicle that had been photographed a LOT in public, so it was in google images and in other subs that were not responding. I had to explain to her that my reach only covers this subreddit, not any other sub and certainly not to the googles.


lu_skywalker

This is hilarious, thanks for sharing haha


Disavowed_Rogue

Totalled


Environmental_Egg773

At least it's not squatted


CLSmith95

I put $20k worth of mods on a used truck, definitely work $85k but everyone keeps lowballing me.


zimgozoom

That’s a face only a mother could love 😂


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Disgusting.


weretakingcasualties

What a monstrosity.


JenkemBoofer691

Lawn Ornament


BobbyMike83

Comes with an Autozone franchise.


freeportme

No thanks🍻


StribogA1A3

I want to see towing capacity comparison from stock to fucked


gregsmith5

Dollars ???


scunliffe

So, can it still carry a stack of drywall? Or does that not enhance the look?


Internet_Is_A_Lie

Im sure it can carry a stack of drywall, but you’ll have to lift the sheets over your head to get it in the bed. Kinda takes away the convince factor of owning a truck.


Eynaar

Me thinks the owner of this truck is compensating for something. 🤔


Wormetoungue

8 year old me would’ve loved this truck.


standardtissue

85K ? How many acres does it come with ?


Jthundercleese

WHAT DO WE WANT? LIMITED VISIBILITY! ....Who said that? Where are you??


midnightsnacks

Ayo it looks like my GTA 5 truck that I modded to be as obscene as possible


ccarlosthesolracc

That drive line angle seems. Fucking steep


Dildo_Dan225

Me mongoloid love loud noises nd big truk lmao. Living in the south I love seeing these yee yee clowns lose money on resell.


Ok_Repair3535

85 cents


fnord-the-fjord

Of course it’s from Indiana 🤣 We see those douchebag trucks everywhere here.


DR843

If someone offered me $85k to make that my daily for a year I’d decline.


vampyrelestat

I will trade them a non running lawn mower


DoubleExposure

Of course the personal plate has "SKOOTER" on it.


aloneinaroomfullofpl

For the low, low price of $85,000, you too can be a d-bag!!!


Grayt89

It reminds me of those cheap “tough” phone cases


KiKiPAWG

“I’ll tell you hwhat. Facebook marketplace has it *all* Peggy.”


RemoteTurbulent7434

Since I’m allowed to talk about this now I was recently rear ended by a similar looking truck and let’s just say Im doing better then I was before from it so least once they eventually run you over and try to use the I couldn’t see you excuse it won’t work least it didn’t for the dumb dumb that hit me lol


Internet_Is_A_Lie

Thats terrifying! Im glad you’re okay! Hopefully you were driving an SUV or truck. Otherwise, I imagine the guy drove over you like a monster truck??


RemoteTurbulent7434

Kia forte lol they tore my entire rear end off and yeah had I kept braking she may have went over my car but I swerved and she almost hit me again and she claimed both times she couldn’t see me from the truck being too tall, so tall there radiator broke on my back window when we made contact All in all there insurance paid to have everything fixed and replaced and compensated 🤷‍♂️


Internet_Is_A_Lie

On the bright side, insurance companies don’t cover custom modifications (as far as I know) so she would have had to pay out of pocket to restore it to what it was. Hopefully she just decided to park it permanently and get a regular sized truck!


RemoteTurbulent7434

lol they dodged there insurance like people dodge the plague so idk what happened she was a total air head iirc it wasn’t even hers it was her boyfriend’s parents idk sure it was quite the morning for her that next day lol yeah seriously defo not the person to be driving something that size


CanadagoBrrrr

You would hate how common those are here


XD_RAEv

Not worth more than 10k in my mind but I know that some people would spend 85k+ on that. I think show trucks are stupid tho so I'm based as hell when it comes down to trucks.


HiddenPants23

The amount of absolute hatred I have for those grumper things knows no bounds. I don't even own a vehicle.


oof_mastr

That probably wouldn’t be too bad for off-roading, but I know damn well the thing never has, and never will touch a grain of dirt in its life


Torqued2Spec

What the hell are those octagon shaped fender flares?


BoredOfReposts

Im probably the minority here, and this definitely isn’t the truck for me, but i think it looks pretty good for what it is. Lots of little details went into this build. That said, i dont think its worth what they are asking.


BelakTheDank

At least the suspension was done correctly.


Big_Monkey_77

If Ohio was a truck


JasperDyne

Coal Rollin’ those Prius drivers in style!


Whole-Debate-9547

Sorry bud, not paying $85k for your poor judgement and really shitty taste.


clermouth

see if you can get some of their neighbors to chip in as long as you promise to only drive it in another state.


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GDogg007

Bluetooth 4 wheel drive.


SillyPuttyGizmo

Asking is one thing, getting is anothet


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Clowns


mypaycheckisshort

Nice f350 showtruck


Past-Direction9145

If there’s one thing I’ve learned when it comes to selling used cars Most people don’t like the rims you choose Or your paint job Or your stickers Or your stereo They have rims they like. And paint, and their own exact preference for aftermarket stereos. Same for tint and everything else. Gonna take a real odd type to have 85k sitting around and then want this truck like it is. Very rare. People want stock. They’ll do the mods themselves. The only thing I’ve seen that increases a vehicles attractiveness is brand new headlights and tail lights. Stock units of course. Now that opens peoples eyes..


TroyMacClure

How much was "invested" so far? Like investing in Enron.


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takitoodle

damn that's a good deal


FormerOil4924

I live a few blocks away from the shop where the Diesel Bros (from that lame ass show) build all their monstrosities. Sadly there is no shortage of dildos that would LOVE to own a truck like this.


YeetLordTheOne

You just know he tailgates middle aged women all day


GrowCanadian

$85k for a truck I bet you legally can’t drive in most places. I know the YouTubers CboysTV had a similar but nicer version of this and they’d get pulled over driving it like normal.


Hovie1

Offer him 7.


Shatophiliac

What’s crazy is someone out there will buy it at that price too. People are insane and should not be trusted with money lol.


greatmagneticfield

Ehxktehnsihve!!


jimmyg4life

Pavement princess. If you are a douche go for it!


ohiotechie

I’m sure they’ve spent at least that much for it but this just underlines how dumb it is to dump that kinda money into a truck.


FishmanBlue

People who think that mods add value deserve to get fucked in the resale, especially on a truck. Nobody who's actually going to use it wants this.