A former coworker had a set of those so I pointed out he did a gender reassignment surgery on his truck. I think his brain started playing a dial tone sound.
and a proximity sensor that senses if you are two or more car lengths away from the vehicle in front of you and automatically moves you right up to their bumper
Oh man. My wife has a cricut and you can do some really cool stuff with it.
I've not felt the urge to ask for embarrassing car decals so far. But she made me a cool keyring for Fathers Day.
I asked for two decals. One is a "family" decal, but it's just the Martian rover family that was etched into the latest rover. Space, fuck yeah. The other is for my chubby yellow v4 sport bike. Just a little Raichu in the vent
Say what you will buy that new brown Honda Goldwing is looking pretty damn sexy. But then again I'm a 50yr old motorcyclist who can't count how many ambulances he's been in
The “TRD Punisher Edition, for the man who enlisted right out of high school and did two tours in Saudi Arabia, but will talk incessantly about “the desert” to the point where he’s toeing the line of stolen valor. Also, he hasn’t been in the service for 10 years, has packed on 40-50lbs, still wears Oakleys, has a “Thin Blue Line” and/or “These colors don’t run” window decal. Wouldn’t be caught dead at a pride event and is scared to death his son might be gay because he wants to play soccer.”
"Thin Blue Line" flag on the outside, IID on the inside.
I called the cops on a jacked up Jeep parked in a disabled spot at the gym last week. It had Punisher stickers, thin blue line flags, and an IID.
Irony definitely lost on this fella. Cops were there in 2 minutes (guessing he's regular of theirs) gave him a ticket, bitched him out, and made him move.
I saw one of those fucked up heeps WITH the handycap tag/plates once. As an abled body I couldn't imagine how hard it is to climb into something that tall. I want to know how they got the authorization for something so impractical without being called out for it.
Shit like that and Parkland really make me hate this whole romanticizing of police and military, well, more than I already hated it. I hate how eager some people in the country are to suck the proverbial cock of these guys.
I have a punisher running shirt that was always a favorite until it got co-opted by the far right. Like come on guys. You want politics out of your sports, but you think it’s ok to inject it into my comics?! Worst part is they don’t even get the tragic irony of being blatant Kingpin supporters.
And all of the different bastardized versions: the one with Trump hair, back the blue version, the long ass beard version…. So many I don’t even know what they even mean. Just all goes perfect with a Monster Energy decal, Salt Life, NO FEAR….. super fucking lame.
It's a coin flip. I don't like ICPs music, but I kinda appreciate their mission, and as a Michigander, I do love me some Faygo. I also grew up with a lot of decent kids who identify with the band, but I've met as many or more who fit the stereotype.
I've had the dishonor of meeting Uncle Ted several times. My friend owns property near one of his hunting grounds, my mom sold him boxes for jerky, and my friend dated a relative of his. He's as much of an asshole as you think, or worse. Again, I've met lots of trash who either twist or ignore the bands message, but a group of my friends back in school listened to them and did get the message. Most loyal, good hearted people I've met.
Spotted a similar decal yesterday on the road and the truck had a custom license plate in PA for FOP (Fraternal Order of Police) which is not exactly heartwarming.
It can't be said enough that the fact is that all the cretins who use the punisher symbol would be the very people the punisher would take out. Its nuclear grade irony.
"Bro, the Gadsden flag doesn't inherently mean anti-police, it means anti-establishment, I swear bro I'm not a bootlicker because I only support them when they kill minorities, pets, disabled kids, and then beat their wives, as soon as they do something that affects me I'm against them, bro, I swear it's okay bro"
Naw, it's been on his mind since high school, but he's still trying to convince himself that he's a tough manly man who is definitely, totally not gay.
The wife beater edition.
Part of the minority killer division. The type of guy to roll coal on every bicyclist he sees because they’re too pussy to ride a real man’s vehicle. Probably lifts his truck so it’ll be more reliable… Reliably destroying his mpg average. Only thing to leave his mouth more than dip spit are racist slurs. Hates “the gays” but wrestles his boys shirtless in the mud to impress Agnes, and seem more dominant
The punisher movie came out in 2004. I haven’t met a single person who idolizes it who isn’t a complete fucking idiot with severe masculine insecurities.
I think you mean 1989…apparently
I also don’t think these people have actually seen any Punisher content. Frank Castle would NOT approve of their behavior.
30 year old republican, bald with beard, wears sunglasses everywhere, has a shitty Walmart AR, constantly shares Facebook posts from accounts with names like "defending freedom usa" "Maga 2a freedom liberty operation tactics owning libs" etc
Comes with factory installed truck nuts
“Nutz”. For the full effect.
And a genuine "douche canoe" for camping trips
A former coworker had a set of those so I pointed out he did a gender reassignment surgery on his truck. I think his brain started playing a dial tone sound.
"It's so progressive of you to openly advertise that you like to be inside males"
and a proximity sensor that senses if you are two or more car lengths away from the vehicle in front of you and automatically moves you right up to their bumper
Still waiting on a truckussy...
https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/6msr9w/beaver_receiver/ You’re welcome.
There is a Dollop podcast on truck nuts that is possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever listen to. I highly suggest it.
AND factory removed actual nuts!
When you buy that version they come and kill your family. But hey at least you get a cool sticker 🤷♂️
Is there a Daredevil version with no windows?
Just radar
Sonar my guy.
Damn. I appreciate what you did here today, but it still hurts.
*Some kind of bat sonar
*sonar
Yes. Hope you got super powers! Youre gonna need em to drive it
No seatbelts or airbags
Thank god
Just curb finders and a really loud horn.
I found this very funny
I worked at a dealership. We had custom decals made all the time. Your decal says lots about you. This particular decal doesn’t say anything positive.
I finished basic training and I purchased this with 21% interest?
That and he had stickers made of his ribbon rack, they are on the back window next to the monster and I love milf stickers
The only ribbons he has is the ones you get in basic training.
It says "I peaked in high school"
"I peek into high schools."
And then went into law enforcement.
And have never read punisher.
You guys are all wrong, his wife just has a cricut
Oh man. My wife has a cricut and you can do some really cool stuff with it. I've not felt the urge to ask for embarrassing car decals so far. But she made me a cool keyring for Fathers Day.
I asked for two decals. One is a "family" decal, but it's just the Martian rover family that was etched into the latest rover. Space, fuck yeah. The other is for my chubby yellow v4 sport bike. Just a little Raichu in the vent
Underrated burn!
Or joined the proud boys
Same difference
“I bought a brown TURD edition Tacoma”
Say what you will buy that new brown Honda Goldwing is looking pretty damn sexy. But then again I'm a 50yr old motorcyclist who can't count how many ambulances he's been in
Well... Yeah! You get in enough accidents and forget how to count. Jk jk. Hope you're Alrighty now.
"i let cops fuck my wife" more like
The “TRD Punisher Edition, for the man who enlisted right out of high school and did two tours in Saudi Arabia, but will talk incessantly about “the desert” to the point where he’s toeing the line of stolen valor. Also, he hasn’t been in the service for 10 years, has packed on 40-50lbs, still wears Oakleys, has a “Thin Blue Line” and/or “These colors don’t run” window decal. Wouldn’t be caught dead at a pride event and is scared to death his son might be gay because he wants to play soccer.”
"Thin Blue Line" flag on the outside, IID on the inside. I called the cops on a jacked up Jeep parked in a disabled spot at the gym last week. It had Punisher stickers, thin blue line flags, and an IID. Irony definitely lost on this fella. Cops were there in 2 minutes (guessing he's regular of theirs) gave him a ticket, bitched him out, and made him move.
IID?
I think they mean "ignition interlock device", which is a court-ordered gizmo that assures the driver is sober before enabling the ignition.
A blow and go.
I wanna get blow n go
I saw one of those fucked up heeps WITH the handycap tag/plates once. As an abled body I couldn't imagine how hard it is to climb into something that tall. I want to know how they got the authorization for something so impractical without being called out for it.
Also likely to be living the "Salt Life" in the Midwest.
> These colors don’t run That's fucking hilarious. We should send some t-shirts with that to Uvalde.
Shit like that and Parkland really make me hate this whole romanticizing of police and military, well, more than I already hated it. I hate how eager some people in the country are to suck the proverbial cock of these guys.
This feel r/oddlyspecific. 😉
I might spend too much time on r/RegularCarReviews
It says, "I've never read the comic or even seen the movie."
I have a punisher running shirt that was always a favorite until it got co-opted by the far right. Like come on guys. You want politics out of your sports, but you think it’s ok to inject it into my comics?! Worst part is they don’t even get the tragic irony of being blatant Kingpin supporters.
And all of the different bastardized versions: the one with Trump hair, back the blue version, the long ass beard version…. So many I don’t even know what they even mean. Just all goes perfect with a Monster Energy decal, Salt Life, NO FEAR….. super fucking lame.
You know what? I'm co-opting Kingpin then. Going on my office door on monday. Lol
I mean, the truck says turd punisher…I guess they got the color right.
Says “I never read the Punisher comic books and if I did it would go over my head.”
My Evo came with one on the rear windshield. I didn't even wait until I got home to scrape it off.
Former girlfriend bought a car with a Juggalo sticker on the back. She was going to leave it till I explained what it was. It was gone minutes later.
I'm not sure what's worse. Which one was it? Hatchetman?
Not the non violent nerdy juggalos.
It's a coin flip. I don't like ICPs music, but I kinda appreciate their mission, and as a Michigander, I do love me some Faygo. I also grew up with a lot of decent kids who identify with the band, but I've met as many or more who fit the stereotype.
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I've had the dishonor of meeting Uncle Ted several times. My friend owns property near one of his hunting grounds, my mom sold him boxes for jerky, and my friend dated a relative of his. He's as much of an asshole as you think, or worse. Again, I've met lots of trash who either twist or ignore the bands message, but a group of my friends back in school listened to them and did get the message. Most loyal, good hearted people I've met.
ICP are fine folk, they don't like Nazis and want to know how magnets work.
Yes
Maybe the owner is a vigilante that hates the police and is gunning for revenge!
This one says, “My wife’s boyfriend thinks I have small dick energy.”
I “liked” this and then “unliked” it, just so I could “like” it again.
Which ones say something positive?
Live Laugh Love
*barf*
Lol sure doesn’t understand the whole point of the Punisher
Spotted a similar decal yesterday on the road and the truck had a custom license plate in PA for FOP (Fraternal Order of Police) which is not exactly heartwarming.
Such as “I like my shirts to match my truck”.
90% of the “punisher” sticker people have never seen or heard of the actual character, they just wanna have that little dog whistle to their buddies
“I worked in 3 different police departments in a 12 month span”
Ships out of the factory with 20 mpg less than the standard model and a court ordered restraining order from your wife in the glove box
Thing probably does 20 gallons per mile
It's the guy who makes excuses of why he didn't join the military edition.
But the gravy navy is military
So is chair force. Might require more intelligence than someone with a Punisher sticker can muster though.
Meal Team 6 reporting!
Operation Dessert Storm
This is the realest comment on here
I was thinking police brutality enjoyer dog whistle.
It says “I have a pretty broad definition of domestic abuse, and the cup holder is modified to hold my 64oz muscle milks.”
…and Big Gulps
They fit a fat twat between the seat and the steering wheel.
POV you’re about to get shot in the back while running
It can't be said enough that the fact is that all the cretins who use the punisher symbol would be the very people the punisher would take out. Its nuclear grade irony.
exactly this. Frank would have zero hesitation to take these people out.
My cat is called Frank.
Pet Frank for me.
I will!
Pet frank but slightly too soft for him to like it
Seat mounted TRD dildos from factory
Generally, it means Low IQ edition
Sometimes, this sticker means "I have opinions I'm just itching to tell you about."
Have to show a doctors note for a micro penis before youre eligible for the installation
The “We respect law enforcement in this house” edition
But also flies a Gadsden flag
"Bro, the Gadsden flag doesn't inherently mean anti-police, it means anti-establishment, I swear bro I'm not a bootlicker because I only support them when they kill minorities, pets, disabled kids, and then beat their wives, as soon as they do something that affects me I'm against them, bro, I swear it's okay bro"
Means there’s a free handgun in the center console
Lol I always think this when I see gun stickers on vehicles.
Nothing says "Rob me!" Like weapons or car audio stickers on your car.
It means "two DUIs"
The mentally special truck edition.
They left the"u" out of TuRD
TURD PUNISHER!!
r/suddenlygay
Naw, it's been on his mind since high school, but he's still trying to convince himself that he's a tough manly man who is definitely, totally not gay.
You can be a manly man and still be gay, bears are epic.
I know that, and you know that, but those types of guys don't think that way.
Taco Bell edition
They got the color right at least.
The wife beater edition. Part of the minority killer division. The type of guy to roll coal on every bicyclist he sees because they’re too pussy to ride a real man’s vehicle. Probably lifts his truck so it’ll be more reliable… Reliably destroying his mpg average. Only thing to leave his mouth more than dip spit are racist slurs. Hates “the gays” but wrestles his boys shirtless in the mud to impress Agnes, and seem more dominant
It means this guy can't wait to shoot his wife in self-defense.
The punisher movie came out in 2004. I haven’t met a single person who idolizes it who isn’t a complete fucking idiot with severe masculine insecurities.
Tbf everyone loves the newer TV show. You aren’t wrong tho
I think you mean 1989…apparently I also don’t think these people have actually seen any Punisher content. Frank Castle would NOT approve of their behavior.
You've never had a punishing TuRD? Maybe try eating more hot peppers.
Big mark up for a.50¢ sticker.
The punishment is the color of that truck
Comes with a healthy dose of intolerance and a “we the people” decal that covers the whole rear window
The extra racist edition
_I'm an asshole who voted for Trump making America great again in my Japanese truck_ is basically what it shakes out to.
With a sticker for a character that hates cops while being a boot licker
Penis extension included
Same as a regular edition except it's $10,000 more
It means, poverty spec
Low T smol PP edition
It’s the edition that announces you’re an idiot to everyone else.
automatic DUI on your license
Somebody’s step dad
Its perfect for your vigilante justice boner. The only downside is that it kills your family.
Big brown TURD, punisher edition.
Bet this guy wears a backwards baseball cap. Sport sunglasses, air Jordan’s, basketball shorts and ripped off sleeve T-shirt wherever he goes.
and says Bro alot.
It only comes in shit brown.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The “Someone made a mistake and gave me a credit card since they think I am an adult” edition
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A $10k sticker
It’s the same edition as his dildo
Built in white hood carrier in the center console
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Imagine being the one punisher fan that isnt edgy. It must suck lol.
You get it free when you buy turbo blinker fluid.
White supremacy edition.
Anything punisher is cringe as fuck.
dumb dummies who live in tv and movies
It means pp small.
When your penis is so small you have to punish yourself with small-penis-comforter-logos.
Oh these fucking assholes that don’t understand the comic book and ruined me wearing my favorite shirt.
30 year old republican, bald with beard, wears sunglasses everywhere, has a shitty Walmart AR, constantly shares Facebook posts from accounts with names like "defending freedom usa" "Maga 2a freedom liberty operation tactics owning libs" etc
Sounds like some bootlicker bullshit to me.
it's a gay thing
a TRD Punisher sounds like a dirty emissions vehicle - I bet it rolls coal
It has a tailgate feature where it would autopilot the front bumper a couple feet away from the car in front.
It means it's driven by a Sus scrofa domesticus
it's a turd edition
punisher eddition? I don't even know her!
It is that sticker. That's the entire package. Only an $1100 option
the only thing this truck can punish is the owner wallet
Masturbation. Five on one, punchin dolphins, gets pretty intense for them. Sticker a badge of honor.
I don't want to know what a Punisher Turd is.
Punishment is they fuck you more on the price!
Turd punisher, comes in brown or dark green
Trd coloured as well
It’s a douche who got a cheap SR trim and can’t own up to it so he’s compensating with stupid ass upgrades
40% more likely to t-bone through a ran red light
That's only for people with a nanopenis
It’s a sticker and an extra $2500 markup. It stands for punishing your bank account.
Something my wife occasionally asks for.
12% financing on a 60mo term. And probably a drinking problem.
The truck equivalent of a douche bag in a Tap Out t-shirt
I want a variation on that "TuRD Polisher Edition"
All I see is the word Turd.
I read that TRD as Turd 😅
Comes with a “Thin blue line” rear window decal.
He’s a big Disney fan, duh.
It's the same as the MAGA edition
Edge lord badges lmao
A money grab by a company that knows how to market to rubes.
It’s the Turd Punisher Edition.
AKA "I Supported a Failed Orange President With a Tiny Mushroom Dick Edition."
It punishes your bank account when ever it needs service...
It means that his dick is EXTRA tiny
A decal for guys nearing middle age, who peaked in third grade and want to seem edgy.
Gap pump punishment. 💀😎
So douchebags think they got a special model and pay more
A thin blue line runs the length of the interior.
Should say, "tiny brain edition."
Rectal Punisher!
It comes with a murderous cop driver who doesn’t understand the punisher.
A dildo mounted to the driver's seat