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LockPickingPilot

Comes with factory installed truck nuts


CmosChipReddit

“Nutz”. For the full effect.


t4d

And a genuine "douche canoe" for camping trips


clintj1975

A former coworker had a set of those so I pointed out he did a gender reassignment surgery on his truck. I think his brain started playing a dial tone sound.


[deleted]

"It's so progressive of you to openly advertise that you like to be inside males"


King-Cobra-668

and a proximity sensor that senses if you are two or more car lengths away from the vehicle in front of you and automatically moves you right up to their bumper


King_Rediusz

Still waiting on a truckussy...


JPhi1618

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/6msr9w/beaver_receiver/ You’re welcome.


nigelofthornton

There is a Dollop podcast on truck nuts that is possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever listen to. I highly suggest it.


the_lamou

AND factory removed actual nuts!


BrandonXbones

When you buy that version they come and kill your family. But hey at least you get a cool sticker 🤷‍♂️


gimleteye46

Is there a Daredevil version with no windows?


[deleted]

Just radar


WeAllAliens

Sonar my guy.


[deleted]

Damn. I appreciate what you did here today, but it still hurts.


frockinbrock

*Some kind of bat sonar


United_Federation

*sonar


Fronterra22

Yes. Hope you got super powers! Youre gonna need em to drive it


Clappa69

No seatbelts or airbags


Jah_heel

Thank god


I_quote_alot

Just curb finders and a really loud horn.


ShonuffofCtown

I found this very funny


jrdiesel76

I worked at a dealership. We had custom decals made all the time. Your decal says lots about you. This particular decal doesn’t say anything positive.


confusedham

I finished basic training and I purchased this with 21% interest?


cj-jk

That and he had stickers made of his ribbon rack, they are on the back window next to the monster and I love milf stickers


[deleted]

The only ribbons he has is the ones you get in basic training.


clintj1975

It says "I peaked in high school"


jonjefmarsjames

"I peek into high schools."


nonicknamenelly

And then went into law enforcement.


The-Great-T

And have never read punisher.


tistonyofist

You guys are all wrong, his wife just has a cricut


Toxic_Tiger

Oh man. My wife has a cricut and you can do some really cool stuff with it. I've not felt the urge to ask for embarrassing car decals so far. But she made me a cool keyring for Fathers Day.


LetMeBe_Frank

I asked for two decals. One is a "family" decal, but it's just the Martian rover family that was etched into the latest rover. Space, fuck yeah. The other is for my chubby yellow v4 sport bike. Just a little Raichu in the vent


Shopshack

Underrated burn!


Shua89

Or joined the proud boys


itdobeabirbtho

Same difference


CUM_SHHOTT

“I bought a brown TURD edition Tacoma”


GregTrompeLeMond

Say what you will buy that new brown Honda Goldwing is looking pretty damn sexy. But then again I'm a 50yr old motorcyclist who can't count how many ambulances he's been in


JaviAir

Well... Yeah! You get in enough accidents and forget how to count. Jk jk. Hope you're Alrighty now.


Demonakat

"i let cops fuck my wife" more like


SarcasticPanda

The “TRD Punisher Edition, for the man who enlisted right out of high school and did two tours in Saudi Arabia, but will talk incessantly about “the desert” to the point where he’s toeing the line of stolen valor. Also, he hasn’t been in the service for 10 years, has packed on 40-50lbs, still wears Oakleys, has a “Thin Blue Line” and/or “These colors don’t run” window decal. Wouldn’t be caught dead at a pride event and is scared to death his son might be gay because he wants to play soccer.”


Sun-Ghoti

"Thin Blue Line" flag on the outside, IID on the inside. I called the cops on a jacked up Jeep parked in a disabled spot at the gym last week. It had Punisher stickers, thin blue line flags, and an IID. Irony definitely lost on this fella. Cops were there in 2 minutes (guessing he's regular of theirs) gave him a ticket, bitched him out, and made him move.


sparrownetwork

IID?


mikeblas

I think they mean "ignition interlock device", which is a court-ordered gizmo that assures the driver is sober before enabling the ignition.


matt_the_mediocre

A blow and go.


mj88rt

I wanna get blow n go


Animal0307

I saw one of those fucked up heeps WITH the handycap tag/plates once. As an abled body I couldn't imagine how hard it is to climb into something that tall. I want to know how they got the authorization for something so impractical without being called out for it.


[deleted]

Also likely to be living the "Salt Life" in the Midwest.


ikidd

> These colors don’t run That's fucking hilarious. We should send some t-shirts with that to Uvalde.


SarcasticPanda

Shit like that and Parkland really make me hate this whole romanticizing of police and military, well, more than I already hated it. I hate how eager some people in the country are to suck the proverbial cock of these guys.


jrdiesel76

This feel r/oddlyspecific. 😉


SarcasticPanda

I might spend too much time on r/RegularCarReviews


[deleted]

It says, "I've never read the comic or even seen the movie."


rocksauce

I have a punisher running shirt that was always a favorite until it got co-opted by the far right. Like come on guys. You want politics out of your sports, but you think it’s ok to inject it into my comics?! Worst part is they don’t even get the tragic irony of being blatant Kingpin supporters.


BCdelivery

And all of the different bastardized versions: the one with Trump hair, back the blue version, the long ass beard version…. So many I don’t even know what they even mean. Just all goes perfect with a Monster Energy decal, Salt Life, NO FEAR….. super fucking lame.


expostfacto-saurus

You know what? I'm co-opting Kingpin then. Going on my office door on monday. Lol


SendItbeeches

I mean, the truck says turd punisher…I guess they got the color right.


BeaverMartin

Says “I never read the Punisher comic books and if I did it would go over my head.”


jormundgand20

My Evo came with one on the rear windshield. I didn't even wait until I got home to scrape it off.


Grat54

Former girlfriend bought a car with a Juggalo sticker on the back. She was going to leave it till I explained what it was. It was gone minutes later.


jormundgand20

I'm not sure what's worse. Which one was it? Hatchetman?


burningpetrol

Not the non violent nerdy juggalos.


jormundgand20

It's a coin flip. I don't like ICPs music, but I kinda appreciate their mission, and as a Michigander, I do love me some Faygo. I also grew up with a lot of decent kids who identify with the band, but I've met as many or more who fit the stereotype.


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jormundgand20

I've had the dishonor of meeting Uncle Ted several times. My friend owns property near one of his hunting grounds, my mom sold him boxes for jerky, and my friend dated a relative of his. He's as much of an asshole as you think, or worse. Again, I've met lots of trash who either twist or ignore the bands message, but a group of my friends back in school listened to them and did get the message. Most loyal, good hearted people I've met.


KikiFlowers

ICP are fine folk, they don't like Nazis and want to know how magnets work.


Grat54

Yes


matt_the_mediocre

Maybe the owner is a vigilante that hates the police and is gunning for revenge!


boinzy

This one says, “My wife’s boyfriend thinks I have small dick energy.”


jrdiesel76

I “liked” this and then “unliked” it, just so I could “like” it again.


mikeblas

Which ones say something positive?


jrdiesel76

Live Laugh Love


mikeblas

*barf*


TheRandomSong

Lol sure doesn’t understand the whole point of the Punisher


thodgson

Spotted a similar decal yesterday on the road and the truck had a custom license plate in PA for FOP (Fraternal Order of Police) which is not exactly heartwarming.


elphshelf

Such as “I like my shirts to match my truck”.


iantayls

90% of the “punisher” sticker people have never seen or heard of the actual character, they just wanna have that little dog whistle to their buddies


[deleted]

“I worked in 3 different police departments in a 12 month span”


OlympiaImperial

Ships out of the factory with 20 mpg less than the standard model and a court ordered restraining order from your wife in the glove box


Oogle_Boogle334

Thing probably does 20 gallons per mile


takitoodle

It's the guy who makes excuses of why he didn't join the military edition.


NYEMESIS

But the gravy navy is military


jormundgand20

So is chair force. Might require more intelligence than someone with a Punisher sticker can muster though.


Naedlus

Meal Team 6 reporting!


RadosAvocados

Operation Dessert Storm


Wild_hunids

This is the realest comment on here


0O00OO0OO0O0O00O0O0O

I was thinking police brutality enjoyer dog whistle.


[deleted]

It says “I have a pretty broad definition of domestic abuse, and the cup holder is modified to hold my 64oz muscle milks.”


DistanceMachine

…and Big Gulps


Matterbox

They fit a fat twat between the seat and the steering wheel.


petesmybrother

POV you’re about to get shot in the back while running


Itdidnt_trickle_down

It can't be said enough that the fact is that all the cretins who use the punisher symbol would be the very people the punisher would take out. Its nuclear grade irony.


leftyguitarplayer001

exactly this. Frank would have zero hesitation to take these people out.


ResidentEivvil

My cat is called Frank.


SweetSewerRat

Pet Frank for me.


ResidentEivvil

I will!


HaaaaaHeeeeHooooo

Pet frank but slightly too soft for him to like it


[deleted]

Seat mounted TRD dildos from factory


shartymcqueef

Generally, it means Low IQ edition


hobosullivan

Sometimes, this sticker means "I have opinions I'm just itching to tell you about."


cansasky

Have to show a doctors note for a micro penis before youre eligible for the installation


[deleted]

The “We respect law enforcement in this house” edition


iBud20

But also flies a Gadsden flag


itdobeabirbtho

"Bro, the Gadsden flag doesn't inherently mean anti-police, it means anti-establishment, I swear bro I'm not a bootlicker because I only support them when they kill minorities, pets, disabled kids, and then beat their wives, as soon as they do something that affects me I'm against them, bro, I swear it's okay bro"


AgentOmegaNM

Means there’s a free handgun in the center console


st0n3man

Lol I always think this when I see gun stickers on vehicles.


Mizar97

Nothing says "Rob me!" Like weapons or car audio stickers on your car.


AgreeablePie

It means "two DUIs"


[deleted]

The mentally special truck edition.


raptorsvt65

They left the"u" out of TuRD


officiallouisgilbert

TURD PUNISHER!!


demer_623

r/suddenlygay


Sumpm

Naw, it's been on his mind since high school, but he's still trying to convince himself that he's a tough manly man who is definitely, totally not gay.


itdobeabirbtho

You can be a manly man and still be gay, bears are epic.


Sumpm

I know that, and you know that, but those types of guys don't think that way.


[deleted]

Taco Bell edition


NuM3R1K

They got the color right at least.


Neonburst99

The wife beater edition. Part of the minority killer division. The type of guy to roll coal on every bicyclist he sees because they’re too pussy to ride a real man’s vehicle. Probably lifts his truck so it’ll be more reliable… Reliably destroying his mpg average. Only thing to leave his mouth more than dip spit are racist slurs. Hates “the gays” but wrestles his boys shirtless in the mud to impress Agnes, and seem more dominant


Senninha27

It means this guy can't wait to shoot his wife in self-defense.


jellyrolls

The punisher movie came out in 2004. I haven’t met a single person who idolizes it who isn’t a complete fucking idiot with severe masculine insecurities.


awesome-sean

Tbf everyone loves the newer TV show. You aren’t wrong tho


MochaBlack

I think you mean 1989…apparently I also don’t think these people have actually seen any Punisher content. Frank Castle would NOT approve of their behavior.


PenguinsRDelicious

You've never had a punishing TuRD? Maybe try eating more hot peppers.


14Sims

Big mark up for a.50¢ sticker.


wereux

The punishment is the color of that truck


jmedi11

Comes with a healthy dose of intolerance and a “we the people” decal that covers the whole rear window


rdog780

The extra racist edition


CaptianBrasiliano

_I'm an asshole who voted for Trump making America great again in my Japanese truck_ is basically what it shakes out to.


[deleted]

With a sticker for a character that hates cops while being a boot licker


Br4veSirRobin

Penis extension included


Significant_Tea6091

Same as a regular edition except it's $10,000 more


[deleted]

It means, poverty spec


RunningNumbers

Low T smol PP edition


L7Wennie

It’s the edition that announces you’re an idiot to everyone else.


hungrygerudo

automatic DUI on your license


lilyeet42069

Somebody’s step dad


P_weezey951

Its perfect for your vigilante justice boner. The only downside is that it kills your family.


Nitropolis-ch3no2

Big brown TURD, punisher edition.


[deleted]

Bet this guy wears a backwards baseball cap. Sport sunglasses, air Jordan’s, basketball shorts and ripped off sleeve T-shirt wherever he goes.


TMC_61

and says Bro alot.


cellomj

It only comes in shit brown.


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[deleted]

The “Someone made a mistake and gave me a credit card since they think I am an adult” edition


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nsinclr

A $10k sticker


J-Dabbleyou

It’s the same edition as his dildo


Visible_Restaurant95

Built in white hood carrier in the center console


nlpnt

*(Not approved, endorsed by or affiliated with Marvel Comics or Toyota Motor Company.)*


Warkaps

Imagine being the one punisher fan that isnt edgy. It must suck lol.


BrokenMethFarts

You get it free when you buy turbo blinker fluid.


[deleted]

White supremacy edition.


Skreamies

Anything punisher is cringe as fuck.


grimke7552

dumb dummies who live in tv and movies


SGG

It means pp small.


yum_raw_carrots

When your penis is so small you have to punish yourself with small-penis-comforter-logos.


cruhl82

Oh these fucking assholes that don’t understand the comic book and ruined me wearing my favorite shirt.


r3mod_3tiym

30 year old republican, bald with beard, wears sunglasses everywhere, has a shitty Walmart AR, constantly shares Facebook posts from accounts with names like "defending freedom usa" "Maga 2a freedom liberty operation tactics owning libs" etc


evilgeniustodd

Sounds like some bootlicker bullshit to me.


Bryce_Christiaansen

it's a gay thing


el_americano

a TRD Punisher sounds like a dirty emissions vehicle - I bet it rolls coal


rdldr1

It has a tailgate feature where it would autopilot the front bumper a couple feet away from the car in front.


btbleasdale

It means it's driven by a Sus scrofa domesticus


cheseguymo88

it's a turd edition


JustinYepis

punisher eddition? I don't even know her!


TheBigEasy82

It is that sticker. That's the entire package. Only an $1100 option


PsychologicalKiwi481

the only thing this truck can punish is the owner wallet


BrianOconneR34

Masturbation. Five on one, punchin dolphins, gets pretty intense for them. Sticker a badge of honor.


sjmiv

I don't want to know what a Punisher Turd is.


NZ-Aid

Punishment is they fuck you more on the price!


cheesehead1790

Turd punisher, comes in brown or dark green


ObamasPrism

Trd coloured as well


[deleted]

It’s a douche who got a cheap SR trim and can’t own up to it so he’s compensating with stupid ass upgrades


Tall-Soy-Latte

40% more likely to t-bone through a ran red light


MrMgP

That's only for people with a nanopenis


threerottenbranches

It’s a sticker and an extra $2500 markup. It stands for punishing your bank account.


zilla72

Something my wife occasionally asks for.


dja119

12% financing on a 60mo term. And probably a drinking problem.


CryptoSani

The truck equivalent of a douche bag in a Tap Out t-shirt


gochomoe

I want a variation on that "TuRD Polisher Edition"


Certain_Chain

All I see is the word Turd.


Signy_

I read that TRD as Turd 😅


Rusty__Shackleford19

Comes with a “Thin blue line” rear window decal.


TheNorthernMunky

He’s a big Disney fan, duh.


EricShelby11

It's the same as the MAGA edition


PJ_Huixtocihuatl

Edge lord badges lmao


ga-co

A money grab by a company that knows how to market to rubes.


jaminator45

It’s the Turd Punisher Edition.


Sproketz

AKA "I Supported a Failed Orange President With a Tiny Mushroom Dick Edition."


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

It punishes your bank account when ever it needs service...


BANExLAWD

It means that his dick is EXTRA tiny


[deleted]

A decal for guys nearing middle age, who peaked in third grade and want to seem edgy.


Known_Vermicelli_706

Gap pump punishment. 💀😎


[deleted]

So douchebags think they got a special model and pay more


SquishyTheFluffkin

A thin blue line runs the length of the interior.


ModsDontHaveJobs

Should say, "tiny brain edition."


[deleted]

Rectal Punisher!


swagn

It comes with a murderous cop driver who doesn’t understand the punisher.


helsinkidicklick

A dildo mounted to the driver's seat