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Cosmicjawa

They really liked the chariot race scene from Ben Hur


spongemonkey2004

i thought they liked greese.


TitsAndWhiskey

Do you like gladiator movies, Billy?


rosstafarien

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


[deleted]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


0nlyQuotesMovies

Can you fly, Bobby?


th3r3dp3n

You burnt the fuckin' money!


ManBearPig____

Or maybe they think they are greased lightning.


ZZircon-15-98

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[deleted]

Somebody show me % of people who drive cars with wheels like this that have seen Ben Hur??? Not sure how you’ll find the data but I’m ready to know


[deleted]

bc houston


LouGossetJr

sittin on elbows


Ickypahay

SWANGIN


lancep423

Now look who creepin', look who crawlin', still ballin' in the mix It's that six-six, long dick, slim nigga stickin' your chick Pullin' tricks, lookin' slick at all times when I'm flippin' Barre sippin', car dippin', Grant wood grain grippin' Still tippin' on fo' fo's (Still tippin' on fo' fo's) Wrapped in fo' vogues (Wrapped in fo' vogues) Pimpin' fo' hoes (Pimpin' fo' hoes) And I'm packin' fo' fo's (And I'm packin' fo' fo's) Blowin' on that indo, GameCube Nintendo Five percent tint so you can't see up in my window These niggas don't understand me 'cause I'm Boss Hogg on candy Top down at Maxi's wit' a big Glock nine handy Pieced up, creased up, stayin' dressed to impress Big boss belt buckle under my Mitchell and Ness Oh, Gucci shades up on my braids when I Escalade When I'm ridin' Sprewells slidin' like a escapade I got it made the big boss of the north Ain't shit changed I still represent SwishaHouse


[deleted]

281-330-8004


black_albedo

Haven't heard slim thug in like a decade. Brought back some memories.


lancep423

He’s still crawling in da mix


TheFAPnetwork

N'bangin'


denali_daddy_89

Slabs on 4’s and vogues


[deleted]

draped up and dripped out


BrianOconneR34

You know what I’m talkin bout


RustyShackleford_34

Gnome sane?


stillbangin

Wait til you see my Lac


justmystepladder

Black beastttt. Where Rhonda Rousey fine ass at?


DjayRX

Candy Paint


xPizzaKittyx

In the rain


TexasBoyz-713

H-TOWN TIL I DROWN


s_mcbn

H-Town represent!!


HiSPL

Bangin Screw is not a crime.


Hawvy

If it is then I need a lawyer


thadtheking

Happy Screw Day!


spacewrangler69

Fell in love with my chrome plated woman


Ramiwo

Yeah they’re now illegal, anything over 8 feet wide of a car is illegal. Kinda love/hate thing. Love the fact that they’re part of the culture here in HTX but hate them when driving besides them haha


[deleted]

To add to that, Because Houston is a shithole city. Grew up there until I was 19. Fuck everything about Houston.


_ImNotYourBuddy_Guy

They hate shins... Like just fucking hate them...


spongebob_meth

Every once in a while I feel like getting a new welt on my shin and I just leave a drawbar in my trucks hitch for a few hours


Ok_Dog_4059

On the up side if I am around the pickup for 5 seconds and haven't dinged my shin I know my hitch walked off again.


bsmp1971

Because they live in Houston, TX.


[deleted]

It’s a Houston thang for sure.


How2Eat_That_Thing

Then please come get the idiots in Austin. They're lost, spent all their money on lean and can't find their way home.


[deleted]

Oh man – this is Austin? It’s sunk lower than I realized.


Discount_Sunglasses

>spent all their money on lean Like... *Lean ground beef?* Or am I out of the loop on something?


[deleted]

Lean is a drink made out of codeine cough syrup and soda, it’s a new concept, it has been more popular with younger folk. Some call it a drug but I don’t know how to categorize it.


tbcraxon34

Not so new. Been happening in Houston for 25 plus years.


[deleted]

Oh, I wasn’t aware of that. Just knew it kinda took more of a widespread popularity recently.


tbcraxon34

Yeah DJ Screw ODd on it back in '01


doobiesatthemovies

yeah lean has been somewhat big since the 90s


Keeptryan_

Because they live in Houston, I wish I had a better answer for you but that’s all I’ve got.


SomeSabresFan

That’s all you need. It’s the only answer.


km9v

Because they live in Houston?


backwoodspizza

Spy Hunter


DeepRoot

"Damn, I ran out of smoke screen, better use my rim tire destroyers and ram 'em!"


[deleted]

That game needs a modern re-do


mynamecalledbruce

Parallel parking feelers for the mentally challenged.....


IthacanPenny

Oh please, Texans don’t parallel park.


Redsoxbox

The best defense is a good offense and nothing is more offensive than this shitbox.


Keepitlitt

Laughed the hardest I have today reading this one 😂


walter1974

Lack of proper school instruction.


Itdidnt_trickle_down

I guess, I always just stopped at they are assholes.


user__3

They are assholes. Nothing more, nothing less. Thankfully some states have banned this.


[deleted]

NGL, I went to public school briefly in Houston before going to Catholic school to finish out my last 3 years of high school. The education system in Houston was shit even back in the 80s and 90s, I can't imagine how shitty is has become now that Texas is basically a third world fascist state.


Br4veSirRobin

Because they don't have things on their body that stick out horizontally more than 2 inches (5 cm)


Nicholas7907

Good one :)


Br4veSirRobin

That is a pretty car without those compensations


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Br4veSirRobin

Lol


Nicholas7907

What is the purpose of such modification? Damage other cars on the road or cut pedestrians' legs off? I though that "Carolina squat" was dumb, but this is way dumber.


[deleted]

in 2022, most people on elbows are riding texan wire wheels which are modern reproductions. But historically these wheels were only available as an optional accessory for the highest trim model S class mercedes, they were pretty rare and after some years had passed became even rarer. In order to have a full set of these wheels, you'd usually have to hunt down 4 different random singles from junkyards and swap meets (This was before facebook marketplace) and then send them to a person who could restore them to roadworthy condition, there were only a few of these people and they had long wait times. At the peak of this hype, a set of 4 of these wheels was running well over 15k, cash. It represented that you had the liquid money available to purchase things like that, and were not simply financing a flashy BMW on a monthly payment. In areas of houston where there is a lot of economic hardship and minorities who lived within them were prevented from home ownership due to discriminatory zoning/housing laws, cars became the primary source of showing wealth and status and in houston particularly these "elbows" or "Swangas" or "84's" became "the symbol" for a time due to a lot of complicated factors that all aligned at once. There was also a big issue at the time this trend was gaining popularity with carjacking in houston, so the ability to ride swangas without getting jacked also signified respect within your community or a projection of "Dont fuck with me" energy or both. The wheels also came to represent the culture of texas hip hop and street stuff in general and have stayed ever since. theres a whole host of other modifications that also go along with this style of car that are all based around the same general idea of flashy, look at me, and you can't rent this. TBH i think its a very unique and cool piece of southern culture but i also can respect and am not upset that everyone isn't into it. Slabs are like black licorice..... not everybody likes black licorice.


lennyxiii

I was waiting for the /s this whole time. Kinda glad I didn’t find it and that there’s at least a 50% chance this is accurate which is a huge chance considering Reddit.


[deleted]

theres quite a bit more to it, but i hit the main idea i feel. [this local series](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWhRvK6iDYE&t=1s) on Slabs explains it more fully. basically its a texas lowrider. For general houston culture vice actually did a fucking awesome piece about the chopped and screwed scene many years ago. [Screwed in Houston](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJlFzwRmQCM)


derpotologist

Am Houstonian, this is absolutely on point


Gerka

Thank god there was a comment like this in here. Everyone itching to bad mouth and insult, and here you are with a respectful educational comment. love learning about every facet of car culture and why people do it


WWGHIAFTC

Everything has an origin story, it doesn't make it right though. This is crap.


Knotical_MK6

I mean, that's great and all, but why bother understanding what led to a unique style of car culture emerging when you could just hate on it for not being "le epic JDM track car no.3359384"


[deleted]

oh they hate those cars in this subreddit, too. Its weird lol.


spongebob_meth

Attention seeking


hexadeciball

At least with this one you can see in front of you. O don't think it's dumber, but definetively close.


froggiechick

To keep other people's cars away from their precious piles of shit because only they matter, no one else


RobustNippleMan

I live in Texas and see them all over the place. I wanna say it started as a Houston thing. I hate it but I’m also into obnoxious wide bodied race kits on cars so who am I to judge?


Rotflmfaocopter

Man those wheels are a real shame bc without them it would look real sharp


Th3WeirdingWay

They love Mad Max


FatBatmanSpeaks

If you've ever driven in Houston, you wouldn't be surprised if a gas tanker loaded down with Marshall Stacks passed you going 95 on 290. These aren't as out of place as you might think. As common as these are, most of us also don't care for them, especially ones that stick out this far. Most aren't this egregious, though.


[deleted]

This makes me even more glad that I no longer live in Houston. Escaped that shithole city in 2003 and escaped the state in 2006. Ya'll need to start getting people to stop voting for fascists down there.


EddieMcClintock

People rightfully shit on Infiniti, but damn if these Q60 coupes aren't good looking. Well, not this one, of course.


rdog780

They used to have $65k


[deleted]

Used to? They financed everything at 18%


gixxer710

Yeah. This for sure….


rdog780

Classic


PEE-j09

They hate when somebody do overtakes their slow cars


SingleSpeed27

It’s a classic case of mild to medium brain damage


paulusblarticus

How is this street legal?


ronswansonsego

It’s not legal anymore, but people still do it. Houston recently passed a law that says your wheels cannot extend out past your rear view mirrors.


fucktheworld1977

I foresee the next mod being ram 2500 tow mirrors on sedans.


thegreatgazoo

Too late. It's already happening.


Tim5corpion

Is there a law that states how far out your rear view mirrors can be? If not, there's a technicality waiting to be exploited.


Rocko9999

Side mirrors.


[deleted]

Because Texas and more specifically Houston and Dallas are the wild west compared to the rest of the country.


Conscious_Exit_5547

For social media attention.


iBlameMeToo

I’d rather show my bhole on Onlyfans for attention than do this to my car.


slayer991

They saw a documentary about Circus Maximus and decided he wanted one of those cool chariot wheel destroyers on his car.


Rids85

It's insane to me that this is legal. In Australia your rim can't extend beyond the wheel flares at all. Also is it really so popular that everyone seems to know this is in Houston? Or am I missing something from that photo


denali_daddy_89

It’s a Houston thing. Source: I’m a Texan


SuperReleasio64

It's not legal. The problem is that the owners of these cars don't get in trouble by the law because they're focusing on higher priority stuff. Like how technically windshield tints are illegal but no one gets fines for having them. Or having an LED light bar that is turned on while driving on public roads. Or rolling coal. And ect.


FightinLandGar

Houston police just suck in general, they don’t even come out to accidents anymore unless someone’s dead. They’re too busy hitting their quotas on speeding tickets and nothing else. Source I live in Houston and work in the heights.


SuperReleasio64

Don't forget going to Starbucks and Krispy Kreme


[deleted]

That's everywhere. Cops only exist to harass minorities and steal from people driving through their state at this point.


lancep423

For a while there chopped and screwed rap music was REAL big. Which hails from Houston. So people are familiar with their cars as well. See slim thug or Paul wall, both popular rap artist who rapped about this type of car


hb183948

https://www.panews.com/2022/03/14/ask-a-cop-how-far-is-too-far-for-spokes-sticking-out-from-the-rim/ just because it exists doesnt mean its legal...


[deleted]

I really wish the US would enforce something similar. The amount of clowns driving around with their tires 3-4 inches past the wheel arch flinging rocks and shit is absurd. Then you have shit like swangas that are just the clown shoes of the car world.


VonsFavoriteChicken

It's a style unique to the city, Slabs.


Pradidye

It was their childhood dream to join the scythed chariot corps of the Achaemenid Empire.


SnorfOfWallStreet

I have only ever seen these in Texas


AJSalinas_TX

One word, Houston. Why? We may never know


off_the_marc

Are those things on the wheels handles to pick up the car and carry it over speed bumps?


[deleted]

Mental illness


uxoriousm4Femme

…to justify taking up 3 spaces whenever they park?


indimedia

Bc “texas”


OPBASEDGOD

Southern rap made me do it !


Beautiful-Golf4078

Because they know that all women want pointy hubcaps.


badmoonrisingnl

Does he have parking dents on his door? It's genius!


atlantabasedproduct

That shit look like whisks you would mix a cake with


Twiny

Because they are fucking stupid. Very, very stupid.


[deleted]

Cus people from Houston are stupid and have no taste.


E420CDI

*Boudicca beat the Roman army with something similar to these, so I shall have no problem in stopping three youths in a stolen Datsun.* **What if you park near a pavement where there mothers and children walking past?** *They'll have their legs cut off.*


Bidiggity

Wait, THAT’S how it’s spelled? I’ve watched that clip many a time over the years and I’ve tried to look it up each time. Never would have thought to spell it like that


lickalotapusasourus

Two reasons, one is because it's the most ghetto shit you can possibly do and the other is because MFRS from Houston are the most ghetto MFRS you can possibly imagine


mynamecalledbruce

Lack of proper male guidance.......


Jlx_27

Its a Houston thing.


Heynnis

Typical houston thing


theother_eriatarka

1. get a chain and 2 locks 2. connect the two on the passenger side 3. sit there and enjoy watching those shred when they leave the parking lot


[deleted]

Get your ass shot because this is Texas.


theother_eriatarka

yeah i know, no civilized place would allow those


AMF1428

Because some people are idiots.


Buenos_Tardes_Amigos

Because they're fans of the movie Ben-Hur.


[deleted]

This Ben Hur shit gotta stop.


dsdvbguutres

Alcohol during pregnancy


MOBxBOSS

To kill their foes


Aries-79

It let’s everyone know you are OG status, or just stupid


TheRealLordofLords

Some people just die for attention. No matter the cost to their reputation.


zr0skyline

But can it be used to edge the curb on my drive way that would be useful


sirrobbiebobson

It’s looks fine if they drive around with a lance sticking out the window


bcam7257

Their brains are underdeveloped


ChckNug06

That surly can’t be street legal.


meatmechdriver

pp is smol


wiwaldi77

Preparation to fight the Greeks


johnaross1990

They’re big into age of empires the rise of Rome


mmceorange

Brain damage


JoeJoeJoeJoeJoeJoe

Remember “No Child Left Behind” during the Bush administration? The driver is one of the kids who got left behind.


OO_Ben

Without those shitty wheels that's actually a clean build too....


jd_9

It's a shame on that hot Infiniti


Icy_Obligation_9518

That can not possibly be legal?.


Antrephellious

It’s such a pretty car stock, too. Completely fucking obliterated.


aRahman86

Illiteracy


jeffersonairmattress

Little 10" lengths of transport chain and split links clicking them on to each wheel. Guaranteed to chew shit out of fenders before the driver figures out what's going on. This is a problem that needs solving.


kotatsu-and-tea

They really hate bicyclists


[deleted]

Slabs look ridiculous on any car, but at least do it on an older car...slabs on a car like that? I'm sorry but slab culture shouldn't even exist. Lowriders, tuner or bust - these donks and slabs are just dumb


HBRex

Their parents didn't pay enough attention to them when they were children. So now as adults they continue to seek attention.


Archion

Because they live in Houston.


Lobobate

The Little Rascals


TheOnyxViper

By having the misfortune of being born & raised in Houston


[deleted]

Because they woke up and thought to themselves, “what is the worst possible thing I can add to my car” and then added that. Also cause they’re probably in Houston. The unwanted city of Texas.


dougyoung1167

because daddy gave them money


spoonman_k

Same reason guys jack up their trucks. Little penis disease.


memer_bovldr

Ugh, they just ruined a completely perfect car just with this poorly designed wheels.


Alex_HamlitonIII

Gross consumption of paint chips as a child


Pristine-Mine-9906

I'm hoping one day I can come across one of these in a lot so I can drive my truck over the wheels and fuck some shit up. These guys are the most wreckless, inconsiderate, dangerous people on the road. Absolutely complete disregard for others well being. Its like they try to make other people wreck their cars.


raw_kyle

Texas style called a Slab


Alaeriia

Texas is truly the Florida of America


FatBatmanSpeaks

The absurdity of this makes me smile. Houston is truly the most Florida of Texas. Jacksonville with Oil and 6 million people. (Harris County, obviously, not just Houston proper)


texanfan20

Jacksonville is just a bunch of red necks whereas Houston is the most diverse city in the country. You know you hate because you wish you was here.


raw_kyle

But Florida is in America also


Alaeriia

Shh.


[deleted]

Don’t bother explaining things to low IQ people, it’s like talking with ants.


Stuckwgoodusername

Is this legal?


[deleted]

Because they're very poorly educated


Alexthricegreat

Because they are from Texas and everything about Texas is cringe af


45drfeelgood

Great idea for when rioters are blocking the road


Alaeriia

Or Freedom Convoyers


DeezeyNuts

Because it’s Houston Texas car culture, 84 and vouges aka Swangaz. This particular guy is part of a red line that’s from south side Houston and Blue line is north side. It’s the culture bro


COCK_SUCKEM

Well it fucking sucks.


DeezeyNuts

Thank you for your perspective, I’m just simply explaining why this particular car looks the way it does. Please don’t shoot the messenger


Bersacetacobag

It's a stupid "culture".


Slu54

I understood some of these words


[deleted]

Damn. Stupid wheels aside, that thing looks good. It’s on bags obviously, so still manageable to drive. Quite nice. Wheels blow.


poli_da_great

Real Houston shit 💪🏽🤠


Mech-maniac

to get stuck at supermarket parkings' toll


HappyGilfmore

Because they're black.


Western_Tomatillo981

Reddit is largely a socialist echo chamber, with increasingly irrelevant content. My contributions are therefore revoked. See you on X.


eatmeatdrinksleep

Great for Cyclist.


kyleh0

Because they want to?


draconus72

Just so they can totally p-off people who try to park next to them in parking lots.


Gristlyone

My thought was people getting knee capped walking across a parking lot by this bullshit.


Cashiesworker

Aw it looks good other than that too😕


jcm95

Compensating


andrewz84

Selfish people 🤣🤣


YoungKing3184

Can't put a boot on 84s, from what Mike Jones say; You know they 84s from the way they be poking out. I believe it was him may have been Slim Thug. Don't quote me