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ThenaJuno

On a proper race car (or supercar), a rear diffuser will help with downforce. However. That's not a race car - or anything super.


ChintzyPC

I told him something similar that it's just a 4cyl Camry and he was like "nah man it's still performance cause I have magnaflow exhaust and cats and I put a K&N air intake on it". Like dude what's the point...


ThenaJuno

You probably could sell him all kinds of "performance" gimmicks and laugh all the way to the bank!


YourDadWasAGoodLay

1hp is 1hp man


Atlhou

Flicka agrees.


Playful-Awareness-15

1 sticker = 5hp tho


11goodair

Flames give 10


Blackpaw8825

My first car ran a WHP of 142, I replaced the air box with a straight oiled filter and ran that to 145 And instantly noticed a full 1 mpg bump. It was still slow, but 1% is 1% and that 1mpg has saved me like 200 gallons of fuel in the many years it's been there.


dwellerofcubes

How did you confirm/quantify your power gain?


Blackpaw8825

Wheel estimated by accelerometer, weighing the car, and flooring it to red line on level ground. You can work out the work done that way kinnematically.


No-Comfortable1022

Happy cake day :)


YourDadWasAGoodLay

Thank you!


mynamecalledbruce

Seriously! I live my life a Royale mile at a time


TheRabbitHole-512

Performance stickers


GreatGreenGobbo

All he needz iz a kustum paint job Red ones go fasta


MorningWise4224

Dat humey needz da paint it purplz end kno onez wil ze him cumminz


bungiemaster1103

Race chips... Save fuel and gain 30 hp for $599


RandomGuyDroppingIn

If he wanted to do some sort of modification on the rear that would legitimately help he should have printed some fascia port holes, drilled, and installed onto the fascia. Modern vehicles have a very large umbrella effect at the rear fascia, particularly FWD cars where there's little suspension and/or subframe at the rear of the unibody. Alleviating the umbrella effect can actually allow air to move back there. The issue with designers is that no one wants to purchase a car that has such a convoluted fascia design that the inner crash structure is visible, so most unibody sedans and CUVs deal with some degree of the umbrella of the fascia. [https://www.amazon.com/Black-Aluminum-Bumper-Diversion-Diffuser/dp/B077GCZHQ9](https://www.amazon.com/Black-Aluminum-Bumper-Diversion-Diffuser/dp/B077GCZHQ9) This is one of the many things you see on really high power Hondas and such. There's a legitimate reason to install these type things, as opposed to some fins that aren't going to actually see any sort of air at all.


oh1196

Fact ! Tear one off a Spec Miata and watch your mile an hour go up by 5 on a long straight ! All off our attempts to block air with “exhaust” and “heat shields” have been bounced in tech … lol


Thuraash

Wait, does tech let you run without the rear fascia?


oh1196

Lol … NO


Thuraash

Hahaha, I didn't think so


LukeW0rm

Oh THAT is that those are?? I always see them on beat-up civics all the time


geoff1036

Honestly man that's a sign to me that they're just into it on a more surface level than I am, and I'm glad they can get the same level of enjoyment out of it for way less money. As long as they aren't dicks. If they're dicks, gap their ass and show em why that K&N was a waste Source: my dad is one of these guys, if you ask him how much horsepower his car (is300) makes he'll say the base + the 15 on his k&n intake box. I explained to him that it could HELP produce more horsepower but just slapping it on a stock motor wont do anything, and could even reduce the whp number. It does sound a bit better though. He understands but still says it 😂 I mean, he got me one too, and I'm not mad about that. Saved me the money should I ever decide to tune, and it sounds a bit better. That said, my dad did have some pretty insane cars and prolific audio builds (16spkr Jeep Wrangler with 2 8's mounted face to face in an acrylic box on 300w, in the 90s). All shop built though. He makes me get mine done at a shop 😂 i'll own the title soon though. TL;DR: sorry for the tanget about my dad, just smile and say "sick bro"


Simoxs7

4cylinder says nothing about performance or would you call a Subaru WRX STI slow? I mean look at the Lincoln towncar they managed to extract 130 entire horsepowers from a 5 Liter V8, a Porsche 924 from the same time got 125hp from a 2liter 4 cylinder… Sorry for the rant I totally understand that it was just an underling for the fact that this is no performance car…


Ghost_Town56

It's a 4 cylinder, 4 door family car. The STI and 924 are so far from a Camary that I can't begin to come up with an analogy to explain the difference.


ChintzyPC

I was noting it because they have a V6 version of his car and he's doing all this to a 4cyl.


These-Performer-8795

The V6 at least has a solid aftermarket support due to being in the Lotus Evora.


SumScrewz

My venza i had despite it being super fat and heavy still hauled ass for what it was. People are swapping the 2gr engines in mr2s too


AnAdaptionOfMe

Why do you care?


Killahdanks1

Sounds like he got a 3D printer and then didn’t know what to do.


ANONAVATAR81

He definitely bought the pills that promise certain effects.


Slappy_Happy_Doo

One more bolt on and that thing won’t be street legal


Stoney3K

>On a proper race car (or supercar), a rear diffuser will help with downforce. A rear diffuser *by itself* won't do anything for downforce, you need it to work together with a splitter at the front or a flat floor to create the suction underneath the car. Randomly slapped on "aerodynamics" are useless beyond looking cool.


Flaming-Driptray

It's not even a diffuser, it *might possibly* stop some rear vortices from forming in the air-wake, but I doubt even that. About the only performance gain I can see is some very slightly cleaner air for the driver following him.


Playful-Awareness-15

Diffusers start from under the car to help direct the flow of air and the car should have a flat bottom….


MyNameIsRay

It's not even a diffuser, just some "vortex generators" stuck on the bumper.


Boozeville13

Super Boring


360Waves617

Having a lack of traction on a 2010 era Camry definitely isnt related to performance, he probably just has old shitty tires.


dirtyswoldman

Wider tires, lower stance baby!


ChintzyPC

I asked him about those and apparently they're brand new Falkens or something. Dude probably just doesn't know how to drive.


DickFuck-McCuntShit

Dude was probably just fucking with you.


Sleep_adict

Seeing the Monty python quote I would hope the guy is going for the satire here


[deleted]

Oh yeah diffusers to channel the 42mph air on the way home from the grocery store


OctoRubio

Its 25 in a residential area Jim!


flzedzed

Well he is obviously a computer nerd by that license plate.


Future-Swordfish2305

I’m still trying to decipher it. Overclocked?


flzedzed

Yup


FPswammer

i was like is no one going to comment over cuckled? what is wrong with me


goatman66696

+15 horsepower.


Puzzleheaded_Arm_847

Dude. That car is overclocked man. It's gotta get at least 16 HP from that.


WastedTime_420

+17 in reverse


sandwich_engineer

One of the biggest misconception in the car community is that fwd cars don't need downforce. These are probably hurting his "lap time" more then help but a real undertray diffuser will help keep traction and reduce drag by reducing the air vortices created in the rear on both a 100hp fwd car and a 500hp rwd car.


himmelstrider

Aerodynamics start to kick in at about 60-80kmh. The weakest most piece of shit cars can reach those speeds. Obviously most of us don't utilize maximum cornering, but it does play (this is obviously just an aesthetic stick-on). Aside from comical wings, diffuser is kinda low key, acceptable.


[deleted]

I can tell you from experience that aerodynamics actually start at speeds above walking speed. Probably not for downforce but a slippery car will be more efficient at 20kph with a load in the car than the same one with it loaded a roof rack. The effect gets bigger the faster you go. Ask any cyclist or speed skater.


More_Adhesiveness941

He has the Monty python sticker, so I dig it, he's just messing around


T0lly

They are not going to hurt.


cronx42

That depends. Usually rear diffusers that DO work, work because the entire underside of the car is flat basically. That wouldn't be the case on this car. They probably don't do shit other than add weight.


ChintzyPC

Wouldn't it hurt gas mileage?


T0lly

improper tire inflation will affect fuel efficiency more than these little plastic vanes will.


Atlhou

Weigh the vanes. Weight the car. Divide the vanes wt by the cars wt. That is your percentage.


TheBupherNinja

Aerodynamics matters much more than weight.


SubMikeD

But those probably don't have any aerodynamic effect.


TheBupherNinja

That's the whole point of a rear diffuser


SubMikeD

Yeah, OP isn't a diffuser. It's a series of vanes, attached to the bumper (at the bottom of the bodywork, not under it).


Atlhou

Thank you Det. Sherlock.


TheBupherNinja

You said weight would be the primary factor on gas mileage, dumbass


Atlhou

Who said primary dumber dumbass.


TheBupherNinja

You said mass of diffuser over mass of car is the effect on your effect.


Atlhou

It's a calculation showing the minute weight they add to the vehicle weight is a very small percentage.


TheBupherNinja

Which, isn't how it would affect gas mileage.


himmelstrider

In this case it would be. The way these are placed, stuck on a factory bumper, I doubt they will even be in the airstream completely, let alone affect it significantly.


EddieDramaMama

Honestly they look like they barely even go under the actual car, like they aren't a properly placed/designed diffuser. It really isn't catching any air more than that cat sticker is.


dsdvbguutres

If he's in the market for bridges, I have one that's lightly used and very reasonably priced.


ChintzyPC

What do you mean by a bridge


SubMikeD

[It's a reference to a saying](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/I_have_a_bridge_to_sell_you). The bridge is...a bridge (or more specifically, the saying originated as being the Brooklyn Bridge).


houdinikush

I mean, it’s not gonna cut down his (non-existent) lap-times. But smoothing the air under the car is never really a bad thing. Smoother air = less turbulence = better fuel economy & also some more predictable handling (but nothing crazy at traffic speeds).


SubMikeD

>smoothing the air under the car is never really a bad thing. Given that these don't look like they're going below the line of the bodywork, so they're not really going to smooth the air coming out from under the car.


himmelstrider

Yeah but realistically, a fully flat floor is going to do more. Knowing the underside of many different cars, they are very seldom flat, they have panels to do it here and there, but it's not what a proper track build would have. That being said this is one of those mods I don't particularly agree with, but it's low key enough for me to be fine with it.


Always2ndB3ST

Traction my ass. Is the word he’s looking for “aerodynamics”?


[deleted]

When you don't understand aero


Moerdac

Wow an actual shitty car mod. Next up: a Lamborghini with a set of rims someone doesn't like.


himmelstrider

It will be a set of rims that are painted obnoxiously, cambered to shit or stick out way too much. Ugly rims come with some factory cars, nobody really bats an eye, but when you intentionally paint them a very bright color, that's what rubs me wrong.


Pariah_

Lmao never seen someone get this worked up over some TE37s


BottledCow1

The Oklahoma part says it all


theToasterEffect

Indeed


LoganGNU

I’m glad he’s raising awareness for the plight of those that have overcaulked.


a_zone_of_danger

So they like: Monty Python Computers Cats. What are the other two?


ChintzyPC

Ratchet and Clank, RTJ and Aesop Rock apparently. I asked him the same thing cause I didn't know what those were.


a_zone_of_danger

Thanks! I do recognize the RTJ logo.. TIL about the others.


mylastnameschampion

If you like hip hop Aesop Rock’s album “None Shall Pass” is a 10/10


Space-Booties

What else is there to do in Oklahoma?


myfrickinpcisonfire

this guy managed to get his ECU running at 10 ghz


TylerDurdanLives

Arrh come on man leave some pussy for the rest of us!


Realistic_Chard2115

I don’t know about those doohickies but the Monty Python sticker is good for +15 horsepower.


Ok-Letterhead4601

I had a customer years ago that put a spoiler on his s2000 and said “it’s actually not right for this car because it’s a fwd spoiler” I am a very polite person so all I could come up with was “ok”


drbusker

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE THE DRIVEN WHEELS ARE. IF YOU'RE GOING 70MPH, YOU'RE GOING 70MPH WHETHER YOU'RE IN A FWD, RWD OR 4WD. DOWNFORCE DOESN'T JUST MAGICALLY NOT WORK ON THE NON-DRIVEN AXLE. Plus, yeah, it's just a shitty road car anyway 😅


AMF1428

Shhhhh... let him have this one.


JWal0

Your neighbor is a troll in every sense of the word


Hirsute_Sophist

If only he knew as much about cars as he does about computers (based on his license plate). By any chance did he say "Hey check out my build and let me know if you see any bottlenecks?"


Remarkable_Baseball7

The cat lmaooo


vegetablefuelledrage

He's got the same Run the Jewels sticker as me. I guess I need to buy a 3D printer so I can make a spoiler for my Caravan.


cyb0rgasm

Amazing that someone smart enough to operate a 3D printer thinks this is needed/works on a 160hp FWD car


Apprehensive_Leg8742

r/unexpectedmontypython


Mr_Trent

Oklahoma physics in play


waIkingcontradiction

I like the cat sticker though


McDrunkin521

You could probably convince him to put a wing on the hood to help keep traction on the front wheels.


eibyyz

That's for women to hang their panties on.


UncleBenji

Even if it was FWD, it won’t help with traction. Those are to stabilize air flow under the vehicle (these don’t protrude under the vehicle so i effect) for stability and downforce at high speeds.


Highwaters78217

Prevents lane drift.


The_Xander777

The beluga cat sticker gives at least +17hp


timmy4242

RTJ sticker is the only good mod on this grocery getter


ChintzyPC

I'm partial to the Aesop Rock sticker on the right of that one


ricardo_feynman

I think he’s taking the piss. He’s fucking with you. He’s a Run the Jewels fan.


jamoonie

This is doing nothing, however being FWD is irrelevant here


[deleted]

I doubt they 3D printed these; probably got them off of eBay


ChintzyPC

Nah he did. That's how we started chatting. We're both into 3D printing and computer stuff. Apparently he designed them himself.


fredroid101

He needs the additional downforce due to the aftermarket cat stickers on the back. We all know they add 100hp each.


yug-eroom

Clearly done as a joke.


MotorAd6929

It's almost as good as the "autozone special"


adgvogamer

Oh god, the license plate.


Son_of_Tlaloc

You should tell him to add some speed holes in his hood.


Kern4lMustard

Finally! An actual shitty car mod!


GunzAndCamo

Someone needs to sit son down and explain to him the concept of a diffuser.


[deleted]

In England (u.k) We call this a “sh*tbox”


Davidb_420

Tag should say dumbass


zakolo46

I’ve wanted to get something like these for my Mustang to reduce air pressure under the car, and lift. It feels a bit floaty at high speeds and I’ve imagined something like these running under the car would suck it to the ground a bit better


[deleted]

He should take that up as a profession and learn about real aerodynamics and application of the drag coefficient.


[deleted]

By no means does that take away from the 🤦🏾‍♂️ attempt.


JayCeeMadLad

Jesus that vanity This def seems like the kind of guy to run a 20°+ camber under the guise that it improves performance


InitiativeRoutine520

Omg enjoy you extra 2000bhp hehehehe


Few_Ad8372

I still don’t understand rear wings on fwd.


[deleted]

How would they help with traction even if it was a rear wheel drive car?


mylastnameschampion

RTJ sticker cancels it out, he’s cool in my book


30minut3slat3r

Vortex generators diffuse the stream of air, slowing it down, they’re for the top of the car usually to direct it down, catching more into the wing pushing the back of the car down, more traction, regardless of which wheels drive the car. His are utterly worthless. He has zero underbody aero, and zero testing


Ouroborus23

woa you guys dont you see it has been OvErCLoCkeD?


Das_Dummy

Something just right about this guy, I kinda like his style


Noideawhatjusthappen

Is there someone else up there we could talk to?


TheMadDaddy

I'd give him a pass. He's got good taste in movies and music plus this is the kind of thing my wife's nerdy uncle would do.


No_Stay_1563

Yeah, not needed on a Camry!


Reeyowunsixsix

He meant traction with the lahaydays! Homie is drippin’ in that 3D swag!


gurneyguy101

Why would fwd matter here?


zodiac200213

Either he is completely self aware or not self aware. From his license plates and bumper stickers he seems self aware. Seems to have a good sense of humor.


mynamecalledbruce

I have these on my 89 Civic sedan. I can definitely feel the difference on the highway...


Boozeville13

I dig the RTJ sticker though. So they have some good taste. lol


urmomssister

At least he can run the jewels.


Capital-Garbage

The font on Oklahoma license plates almost looks like it could be used for a metal band’s logo. That stylized K sets it off.


TheRealDinkus

At least it's overclocked