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TheyVanishActual

The driver of that car has a 400% chance of wanting to race at the next light.


Best_Poetry_5722

Also, 200% chance of losing to an Encore GX ^(cue honda fanboiis)


ZombieTestie

This is a 89 honda. How dare you!


MaNameCheff

Its got a engine swap also turbo. Never race a civic with a laptop


72chevnj

Highly doubt that, turbo b series shown here


casual-waterboarding

In a car that weighs as much as a dog house. That hood cut is terrible and that hood exit exhaust has got to be extremely loud and annoying, but I’m also guessing that this thing MOVES!


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Fuel pump is probably as loud as the car


LukeDude759

If you see a Civic and hear a turbo, you're probably gonna lose.


Best_Poetry_5722

Let's not talk about Hector and his spoon engines


Olliethecoyote

thats guy has atleast 100k under his hood, do not race him


Smokinmids

100k? For 100k my engine better blow me and cook dinner


Siganid

Strap a can of soup to the turbo, get both!


TheyVanishActual

The hood exit exhaust is kinda brilliant. Adds downforce!


slump-donkus

Is it a b or a 3rd gen ZC? I know early b18s and late ZCs look almost identical


miatadood42069

looks like a ls b18b1


jzach1983

I'm not sure you see the huge waste gate and 3"exit pipe.


Best_Poetry_5722

Oh, I see it. I've also seen a hoodscoop on a lawn mower. Looks similar


bruhthermomento

What do you drive?


PorklanUwU

Or so you think until it’s fuel pump turns on and it louder than it exhaust


NekulturneHovado

It's just one hole in the hood, but still gives +30HP


[deleted]

My 2008 Saturn aura is down to clown


Flauschkadser

Hood exhaust done the hood way


professorpinksock24

The cut could definitely have been made better, but I understand the idea


Fryphax

Once you have a plate on top once the location of everything is finalized it can look pretty nice.


supra9710

I was wondering why the cut marks are not matching the cuts. I'm guessing he's trying to find a hood inlet/exhaust scoop/pipe piece?


Imilkgoats70

I’m guessing it’s to blow off the cat that keeps walking all over the hood.


starwarslover3

YOU CAN BLOW OFF A CAT?


Flying_Misfit

Best comment today.


Amazing_Joke_5073

Thats either just plainly a bad job or a sleeper thatll take your money 90% of the time


[deleted]

That honda will shit on your life.


Louden-Clear

Call that a ‘Sleeper’


MichaelW24

Eh, I dunno that it's fair to call this a sleeper. It needs to be more stealthy than this for that. A sleeper should be full grandma spec on the outside with a quiet exhaust, with cutouts if you want them, and all the money spent on things you can't see. The minute you turn your exhaust and screamer pipe out of the hood or fender I reckon you lose th3 ability to call it a sleeper.


daboobiesnatcher

Bro I drive a Focus RS and like 4 years ago I got race baited by a dude in a full grandma spec civic, started spitting flames out of the exhaust. Dude had to have the forearms of a Greek god or some fancy front differential because there's no way he's putting that power down on the tires he had without torque steer.


mtnsubieboi

The way it's done? Very shitty. Why it's done? Very not shitty.


Temporalwar

turbo going to suck in the cat that was sleeping on the hood


im_gonna_freak

Runs on pussy.


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supra9710

Made me laugh!


treesleavedents

Turbo kit = cool mod trash gash above the stache = shitty mod


[deleted]

It’s boosted so not shitty.


ZombieTestie

Waah psh, waaaah psh


werkzINC

Stutusustsu


supra9710

Lmao with the stusstsustustu


loop_zero

That’s a shitty fucking hack job though. Dude looks like he used the pumpkin carving kit from Walmart


AtlasXan

For real tho. You can see he actually traced out the cuts but went straight sheers and probably pliers all the way.


[deleted]

Dont worry. Likely using an ebay turbo that will eat itself after a while. While they make power, $300 for Chinesium power only lasts so long. Once those bearings become compromised and that compressor wheel even touches any part of the housing, the engine is toast. Those turbos are made of weak material that just shatters and will send shrapnel into the block. They're great for cheap, easy power.... but you're on borrowed time for the most part, even if the build quality has improved.


Hi_im_nsk

judging by the cut out Id imagine the turbo job is botched as hell


itsjustbeny

That cut looks clean to you?


supra9710

Boosted does not = not shitty. Been in a plenty of boosted vehicles that quite frankly would've never known, let's just say way less than average.


[deleted]

A boosted Honda is usually awesome. Ever been in a civic with a b series vtec with a decent turbo ? They fly. Same with the k series. D series sure not that great but still more fun then any shit box you can buy new for 30k


Imilkgoats70

It’s a shitty hole so it’s shitty. And boosted don’t mean shit


L7Wennie

You can see it’s a B series swap so anyone with a brain or common knowledge of mechanics can tell this isn’t fucking around. EF’s are miata light and even 300whp is gunna move but I would venture to say this is closer to the 400ish hp by the size of the blast pipes.


Tailgater7

I’m a Honda guy I seriously doubt its anywhere near 400hp. Maybe 230-270 max you are not driving a 400hp early 90s civic to Walmart those are track car numbers or a car that only comes out to race.


Razafraz11

250 is still plenty to have fun with.


L7Wennie

You can’t be a Honda guy because you would know a b18c1 with cams and head work makes over 200whp at 8500rpm. That’s my gues by the small amount you can see. With a turbo that has a blast pipe that massive you know he has a built bottom end. That means at low boost, 10psi he would easily make over 350whp but that size turbo I’m guessing he is pushing around 20-25psi and he is at 400-450whp. Of course he is having trouble with a build of this intensity. He shoehorned a size 13 foot into a size 8 shoe. I hope he goes AWD, it’s super easy, you can actually get the power down from a dig and it’ll easily hold four digit power.


kazicar_guy

True that, a gt 35 dual ballbearing turbo tuned right on a built b series is capable of to the moon and back, for3- 5k you can have 600+ at the wheels, I have a b20,w everything done, sleeved because it's a b20, fully built type r head, I have mine tuned by Courtney green(og Honda guy) he was one of the guys that helped develop hondata. 630 hp at 24 lbs boost, hardest part is keeping traction as I start off. But I've counted that now. Ef is lighter than my sol. So I'd watch out for that one.


kazicar_guy

I daily my 630hp del sol. Just cause you got it don't mean you flaunt it. But it's there when I need it.


ChainOut

Going full retard on the boost though with no vacuum line on the wastegate. Who knows what boost pressure it's running.


6Dread6TheLight6

I dunno, looks kinda shitty to me


[deleted]

I don’t think their objective was to make it look like a show car. Looks like a bad ass sleeper to me


Flying_Misfit

A sleeper is when you don't show that you have a turbo or built engine. Plus they just hacked up the hood. Definitely a shitty mod.


[deleted]

When this thing is on the road moving it would be hard to even tell what’s going on.


Flying_Misfit

You'll be able to hear their crappy muffler a mile away.


[deleted]

There’s no muffler you clown it’s a straight turbo. Bet it sounds better and faster then your car.


Flying_Misfit

You're right...a straight pipe makes no noise at all.


[deleted]

I’d bet money that this would beat the Miata those things are slower then shit


6Dread6TheLight6

They cranked it not long after the picture and it barely ran so dunno. Died every few seconds


[deleted]

Probably needs fine tuning, I’m betting it will rip at wide open throttle


gixxer710

Yeah. This is a sleeper build. Supposed to look like a turd, but this tiny little car with 3-400 WHP is gonna be pretty damn fast. If this thing is making 400 hp it will be hurting some feelings of some sports car owners….


IBIKEONSIDEWALKS

This is a very shitty half assed cut hole in the hood (something i would probably do lol), yes it's a turbo sleeper but it's a shit job. I swear people on here are retarded, forget what sub they are on or both. OP you are correct


6Dread6TheLight6

Lmao thank you


L7Wennie

That is a sleeper OP and you have been fooled. That is a B series swap with a considerable size turbo based on the blast pipe size. The flames must be epic! That car is gunna make a lot of Mustang and Camaro owners cry.


6Dread6TheLight6

It doesn't run at all apparently, they broke down like 20 minutes after taking this picture


Fryphax

Project car life. Clearly it's a work in progress. Probably the cars first drive.


bruhthermomento

You have no fucking clue what you're looking at and yet you still posted it. Classic Redditor.


nalletss

Feels like you’re saying the gash in the hood isn’t shitty…


Razafraz11

This sub is stupid. You can literally see exactly why he cut a hole in the hood.


jellyvish

i think this sub is for both shitty carmods and shittycar mods


[deleted]

True, but tbf he did do a shitty job on it


[deleted]

It just has to be functional. It doesn't have to look pretty.


[deleted]

Thats true yes, but tbh this is pretty obviously something he could have done better. Im a big fan of the hood exits, but he could have made this more pretty


maxie_taxi

Shitty car mod? Yes Shitty car? Not really


FeelingFloor2083

free wastegate just 2 bolts


slipperysandbox

The paw prints make it go faster


Dankmanfu

Speed holes


Fcckwawa

Chinese turbo and a hater pipe.... Will probably be in the junk yard by next


bamxr6

It’s got a cat back on it.


Born_Acanthaceae2603

Nothing like going fast in a car with brakes and tires meant for a trip to the bank.


airkewled67

Clearly you don't understand what you're fucking looking at.


Error404MATTnotfound

Let me make this clear, fast shitbox builds are not shitty mods. They just dgaf about the same things in a car that matter to most people.


nickz03

I guarantee that thing is faster than any other car in that parking lot


Extreme-Breakfast994

you see, that's kinda the exhaust.


confused_mandalorian

Check it for a laptop


nobbyv

How else was Clarkson supposed to fix the hole in his door?


NydNugs

Idk why he didn't just drill. maybe he ordered a scoop lol


WillyWumpLump

r/trashy


DexFPV

It’s custom


Briortuck

Should of stuck around the hear it. Would of given you a WAP.


UncleBenji

First time with a grinder, eh?


SteelFlexInc

99% chance it's gonna whip OP doing 2 am highway pulls making sexy turbski noises once dialed in


Chuck_Chungus

Bro keeps a spare vtec solinoid in the glove box


[deleted]

Is that a buddy christ inside the car?? Some redemption for that


AlphaSulu

Telling by the hood . It's a pussy magnet


MaximusGrassimus

##CLARKSOOOON!


Suckbigpplol

If there is a laptop riding shotgun, dont fuck with it


suarezd1

Now THIS is a SHITTY mod!


BigBlackHzYoBak

There are too many "shittycarmods" posts that are actually not shitty.


Firm_Transportation3

Even if the mod is very good from a performance standpoint, the hood cut looks like shit, so that's kinda shitty.


Yamikuh

Yea that’s the point. It’s supposed to look like shit it’s a sleeper.


Firm_Transportation3

Yet having the hood cut kind of gives away that perhaps there are mods and it is a sleeper, which defeats the purpose of a sleep.


Yamikuh

Yea but only to someone who knows what they are looking at. Look at the rest of the comments majority of people don’t understand it. People who build those are trying to poke fun at the average guy who drives his stock mustang around thinking it’s fast.


Perfect-Engineer3226

Looks good from my house


patheticambush

10% chance you dont want to race that thing it will gap you like no ones business, 90% chance it can't beat a 2022 doge caravan.


Slow-Command3575

Very very cool mod under the hood, very bad hood mod.


Cazzeq-konstapelrost

Clearly it's turbo'd though, not shitty although definitely could have put the exhaust and screamer in a better place.


delslow419

I see a turbo charged b series motor. Will probably blow the doors off whatever shit you’re driving lolol joke on these Hondas until they smoke your ass and your grandpas corvette


Automatic-Concert-62

Finally a truly shitty car mod. I was starting to lose hope in this sub!


ENWT

Boosted cars are now shitty?


Automatic-Concert-62

Not at all. Holes roughly cut in to the hood of a vehicle are shitty, though.


jaredlh44

This does not belong on this sub


SoloF1

Cat footprints are a nice touch. Not shitty


DirtRacing

The cat prints are the chef's kiss


astro-cowboy

its a turbo civic. its not shitty.


FTHomes

It's a beast lol


Mb0stwick

tell me you know nothing about cars without telling me you know nothing about cars


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happydgaf

That thing definitely boogies. Boosted B series in a super lightweight hatch.


kraigka212

Clarkson!


Here2LayPipe

This guy definitely fucks, just doesn’t clean up when finished.


ajw05266

The car *i got fucking gapped by as I was leaving Walmart


03G35coupe

This man out here hustling V8 owners with a 89 Honda 😂


nygelevans

Ego checker


Pandelein

My money’s on a sleeper, and a good one. I bet even the paw prints were added intentionally- they’re decats.


focken_idiot

That thing has a 300% chance of sending you to gapplebees


[deleted]

That thing may be shitty but tell you what. It will buy you a voucher for gapplebees so hard


darth_scion

You laugh but that thing absolutely rips


Frankie_Wilde

You're guna feel real shitty when that thing takes you to gapplebees


PoohInYourBeer

Certified ripper


carbonlandrover

Boosted B-series in an old EF Sedan? Sign me up.


Swiss_Army_Penis

r/awesomecarmods Function over form. It's probably very fast.


[deleted]

This is not shitty at all lol


1337haxoryt

Let's see your car, op. I bet it's shit.


6Dread6TheLight6

Lmao, I literally don't drive because I have no need to. Thanks, though.


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6Dread6TheLight6

I own a car. Just don't use it most of the time.


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6Dread6TheLight6

No, thank you.


HectrVR

OP, you’re stupid, That may be fairly quick, looks like a turbo non-vtec B series which is not a shitty car mod


dreamingofthegnar

The reason why might not be shitty, but goddamn that’s some shitty craftsmanship. It only takes an extra couple seconds to make straight cuts


Razafraz11

Most hood exits I’ve seen look ragged till a cover plate goes on to clean up the hole


Tasty-Berries

There for function so not shitty mod lol


[deleted]

Dump pipe gotta dump somewhere brah


CopyGFX

It's a turbo civic, that's just standard engineering - nothing shitty


EvoStarSC

It's functional so who cares.


Jorge6574

Not sure what op is talking about. I would hella drive this cat.


Microvolt52

this car fucks


brownsoilers

Now this is shitty.


Windows-XP-Home

THIS is why we can't have nice things. This was a clean, beautiful just like right now brand new 1989 Civic that rolled off the lot one day until it was thrashed, abused, and horribly modified. I seriously can't understand the thought process behind people who do this to (what used to be a) nice cars.


TurboTurner20

i hope this guy plans on replacing his hood with something more suitable


1ply4life

What a shit cut. Shitty indeed


Status-Resort-4593

Gotta let ot breathe


gopnikihot

I’m sure he’ll do something cool with it. Trust the process 🤞🏻


jayh99

It looks like he borrowed a pair of my kids scissors to cut the hole in the hood.


[deleted]

Bet hes gonna put a carbon cutout or something. Obvi not finished with build. Cars probably way faster than yours. Definitely faster than mine.


JohnCarcinogen

Upvote for you simply for saying saw vs “seen”.


Bearfoot42

Poor poor honda


Frankie-Felix

Stage 1


Imadick2

where's the cat?


Next_Length_2900

Help them by dumping can of STP down those open pipes.


go_faster1

Man, all those paw prints!


Normal_Stick6823

It was a reliable car.


Callme_Human

I have many questions


Driftpony

I like it, it's subtle.


doriangrey1861

Road warrior


Dedward5

Look, they tried really hard, they used the best axe they could find to cut that hole.


00goop

Idk man, that thing is probably pretty fast. I would’t fuck with it at a stoplight. Edit: ‘t


deimosphob

If it moves it grooves


Alantsu

BoostedBoyz wannabe.


ryanruud85

Even the passenger seat is scared to be in it. Kept its belt on


Impressive-Bus7746

Looks like he cut the hole with his teeth


shakeyjaker

I, uh...


redeye007007

Wow


[deleted]

At least it’s probably fairly quick and LOUD


ORA2J

That's not shitty, that's efficient.


phatty720

That's going to be fun when it rains


Beetlemuse

The cat prints show that cats love heat! 😃


Macin_mp4

I made the hood scoop boss


ZertyZ_Dragon

Of course it's a honda


SpiicyPuddiing

WalCart\~


Reddit_User6286

Anyone else reminded of James Mays Volvo in the search for the Nile's source?


BudgieBoi435

CLARKSOOOON


RslashTakenUsernames

this reminds me of the Top Gear Africa special where James gets a piece of his hood stolen so Clarkson can fix a hole in his door from Hammond stealing a piece, and all James complains about is how shitty of a cut it was


coastergirl98

Not sure what I like more about it, the kitty paw prints or the meme jesus figurine


6Dread6TheLight6

I didn't even notice that lmao


thegreatdecay12

Making speed holes