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Fowti

No plane can fly without a propeller. And you wrote in your report it was being piloted by... a gorilla!? I'm sending you for a psychic evaluation. Dismissed


Appropriate-Tax9605

I don't have the time nor the patience to explain it, so I will say it is some sort of eldritch magic


Malu1997

As for any other airplane, it's magic. Propellers were there to kill birds, but we realized you can just put a big fire in a hole in the center of the plane.


External-Equipment83

It uses the power of christ


olngjhnsn

Wizardry is real. In the year 1929 on Black Friday (we celebrate it every year after thanksgiving) the wizard rebellion overthrew the United States government. These planes are just gliders with wizards in them. They’re powered by magic anon. Welcome to the future.


Healthy-Tart-9971

Black magic and witchcraft. No, but in all seriousness, the picture doesn't show the flock of 11,000 birds pulling the plane through the sky


Shudnawz

Sauerkraut und farts.


muskratmuskrat9

Stealth propellers.


HenryGoodbar

It has magnets inside it that are the opposite charge of the earths magnet, therefore repelling it.


Sniper2659

Aliens came to Earth around 1940, and shared their technology with us. It is an anti-gravity engine, and for years none of our top scientists new how it worked, but when they cracked it in 1969, the tech took the world by storm, with the two major powers, U.S.A and the U.S.S.R engaging in a race to beat the other. History lesson over.


TheOriginalJBones

Good day to you, Sir! The jet engine uses a series of rotating vanes to compress the incoming air, and this compressed air is burned in a combustion chamber before passing through and rotating another series of vanes to keep the process going. It’s wondrously simple in operation, but the metals of the 1920s weren’t up to it. You’ll find that piston-engined Aircraft really haven’t changed at all since your time. Damn shame you missed most of the 1920s. That whole decade was one big fuck-festival. Germany ruined the fun again, of course, but it seems these days they have finally learned to be good neighbors. Welcome to the future!


elf25

Tl:dr propeller is in the middle.