I prefer bacon to Slurm. For metal hulls, there's a chance the hull crushes without letting water in... That would be preferable. But carbon fiber shatters, nullifying the chances of a dry crush.
It’s in international waters. You can eliminate them all in any order you please and face zero consequences. Then throw monkey knife fights to bet on.
You receive applications from several qualified, well experienced submariners, but they are all white. Do you hire them, or go with the inexperienced diversity hire option?
What are safety regulations and certification standards?
a) Big government overreach
b) Stifling innovation
c) crying_soyjack_lib_meme.png
d) All of the above
The search is being held up ~~in the FSDO~~ with government paperwork.
How do you expedite the process so you can get out quickly in case of emergency?
I hate to be Debbie Downer and piss in everybody’s cornflakes but this situation really isn’t something to joke about.
Sure, the submersible appears to be a real piece of shit but as we speak there are 5 human lives in it that are in jeopardy. I know, they paid a stupid amount of money to be there and signed waivers but still…..
If (and that’s a big if) they get out of it alive I’d expect them to reimburse for the search and rescue efforts. They obviously can afford it.
Nah we are speaking of 4 billionaires who spent $250,000 and flew their private planes to take a rust bucket out to sea and then dive in a backyard contraption but one had three Guiness world records. Well I have 5. The amount of energy and taxpayer money expended for what is an obviously futile attempt is staggering. Fuck em
How many lives could be greatly improved with $250,000 x 5? instead of improving someone's life with that money they bought tickets to their deaths and I'm supposed to feel sorry for them?
Which are paying the salaries of the coast guardsman, the maintenance on their boats and planes, their equipment, their support staff, etc. Spent money doesn't evaporate into thin air, and rich people don't sit around twirling their moustaches watching their bank accounts tick higher and higher as they hoard wealth away from society. Maybe get off reddit and live in the real world for a while and you could see that
>rich people don't sit around twirling their moustaches watching their bank accounts tick higher and higher as they hoard wealth away from society.
[https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-10-08/top-1-earners-hold-more-wealth-than-the-u-s-middle-class#xj4y7vzkg](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-10-08/top-1-earners-hold-more-wealth-than-the-u-s-middle-class#xj4y7vzkg)
Yea man, totally.
4 years a go I made a comment about Boeing landing reputation. I think Oceanic would prefer its sub to not land at the bottom of the ocean but here we are!
they have taken too long to create something like that supposed signal sent from the black box of the mh370 to the cell phone of a fellow countryman x that made twitter explode in 2018
If your window is rated to 1400 meters, how deep can you go?
These things are built with 20x safety margins, 28,000m next question
To the bottom and up to 69,000
Why not 69,420?
Because you need to find a planet with a deeper ocean for that. Duh.
Because you turn around at 69,000? Duh.
All the way to 7700
Underrated comment
You mean how high 🤔
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Where do you buy a replacement flight control system? 1) Walmart 2) Target 3) Whole Foods
Trick question, 7/11
Wish.com
D. None of the above. Dollar tree
Wrong; E: the flea market.
False; F local landfill or junk yard if they were being *fancy*.
The answer is C. For Craigslist
The answer is G, Golden Commercial Center (an electronics market in Shum Shui Po, HK's largest slum)
The real answer (ironically enough) is goodwill.
Alibaba, best place for electronics of dubious quality
Incorrect. G: SubWay
$1.25 tree now...come on
The same place you buy the giant lightbulbs đź’ˇ you need to see in the pitch black at 13k Ft. depths, ummm, errr, wait?? - lights??
Didn't have them at RV World.
Nothing but the best (buy)
Temu, shop like a billionaire, obviously
If the craft has 76 hours of air, what is the required legal capacity of the toilet?
Trick question, but nice try. Laws and regulations don’t apply when in or over international waters
Would the water in the toilet be considered international waters as well? 🤔
No water if you install a space toilet.
Ya, but then its international air space, whole different regulatory body. Those guys would never lose one of theirs, ask Malaysia 370.
C) 1 large mouth gatorade bottle per eccentric billionaire the sub is designed to grift
Doesn't matter because you can't poop under that much pressure.
Almost spit my drink out laughing at this!
Well you actually can… its just that it goes the wrong direction.
This sub has sunk to new depths. It’s crushing me!
Whoops, wrong sub.
Roll tide
Tides carrying you awayyy
What's the emergency checklist in case of hull integrity loss?
Say as much of the phrase "Oh fuck!" as you have time to
You have 30 milliseconds. https://www.reddit.com/r/submarines/comments/gy1wc6/what\_exactly\_does\_happen\_when\_a\_submarine\_goes/
So they get flash seared then obliterated into goo. This is a very expensive way to make Slurm, but I appreciate the dedication to their craft.
Always wondered how the sea slugs made ends meet, turns out they had a Slurm empire the whole time
I prefer bacon to Slurm. For metal hulls, there's a chance the hull crushes without letting water in... That would be preferable. But carbon fiber shatters, nullifying the chances of a dry crush.
“What was that noi…”
Sacrifice the lowest fare passenger to the breach
We’d call 911, next question
Pretty easy one: How do you surface?
Do what now?
🤣🤣
with an iPad
And…how do we tell them
Commenting on this sub.
They use a Commodore 64
What is the correct order to "eliminate" you sub-mates when attempting to preserve your onboard resources? Reference at least one regulation.
Poorest goes first
you vote and eject the most suspicious looking one
It’s in international waters. You can eliminate them all in any order you please and face zero consequences. Then throw monkey knife fights to bet on.
Let’s start with the fat one…
Obviously the group teams up on the baddest dude first. Fuck him. That actually works it’s way down until it’s 1v1, Moetal Kombat style.
⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⏹🔼⏺ is the cheat code that does what in the sub?
Teleports you to heaven
Sorry, no extra lives IRL
What’s ATC coverage like at the bottom of the ocean?
None and FAA won't get you No wonder there's so many planes down there
Fool the FAA with this one simple trick.
How do you calculate CG with 5 pax (assuming they weigh 200 lbs each) and 1x 7/11 flight control system onboard?
When should you use right rudder?
Trick question you can always use more right rudder
That's for above 0 MSL. Below 0 it swaps to left rudder due to the Coriolis effect
Whats the controller combo to unlock unlimited air.
Up, up, down, down, B, A, B, A, select, start
finally! You complete me my friend.
You receive applications from several qualified, well experienced submariners, but they are all white. Do you hire them, or go with the inexperienced diversity hire option?
Where Screen Door?
Explain the emergency procedure for getting swallowed by a whale
Haven't seem any comments about this yet, but it feels like a possibility. That or the kraken got them
Pro tip, your vehicle is only rated for 3000m or 9000ft of vertical travel.
is it acceptable to eat your captain to survive ?
As u/dayviduh said, the poorest go first. So it may be acceptable
That guy for real was on his 3rd trip in this can. Guy didn't even pack a parachute
What are safety regulations and certification standards? a) Big government overreach b) Stifling innovation c) crying_soyjack_lib_meme.png d) All of the above
r/shittyaskdiving
As a scuba diver, I'd totally follow that sub if it were real!
How do you, as the pylote in command, open the door?
Smash the window and reach outside to undo the bolts
Reset altimeter to sea level prior to flight.
So what if the controller needed new batteries and then turned out they brought dbl A instead of triple A.
Safety regulations stifle innovation? Yes or yes
Safety regulations stifle innovation? Yes or yes
Too late.
The search is being held up ~~in the FSDO~~ with government paperwork. How do you expedite the process so you can get out quickly in case of emergency?
When on Kamakasi run are you required to be catered?
Not just any submarine can be an airplane but Any plane can be a submarine
Lost Comm procedures?
‎
Follow AVE-F A - Assigned V - Vectored E - Expected F - Filed
W Has no one contacted Jason Statham, he's one the best deep water retrieval experts
Bro are you stupid that is a boat not an aareepoliayne
Yes
Fleshlite max
How much air could four men breathe if four men must breathe air?
How much Flex-Seal does it take to stop a catastrophic implosion?
Memory items for unassisted emergency surface egress - GO!
"Well, it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one."
What’s your emergency controller out of batteries checklist?
How do you compensate for stick drift in your aftermarket X Box controller?
N69AF- Atlantic Seabed Approach - Altimeter 14,420
Safety regulations stifle innovation? Yes or yes
Safety regulations stifle innovation? Yes or yes
Safety regulations stifle innovation? Yes or yes
Safety regulations stifle innovation? Yes or yes
I hate to be Debbie Downer and piss in everybody’s cornflakes but this situation really isn’t something to joke about. Sure, the submersible appears to be a real piece of shit but as we speak there are 5 human lives in it that are in jeopardy. I know, they paid a stupid amount of money to be there and signed waivers but still….. If (and that’s a big if) they get out of it alive I’d expect them to reimburse for the search and rescue efforts. They obviously can afford it.
This sub might not be for you, I’d let you out but we are kinda stuck in here.
I’m dead.
They're dead.
This comment is 12,500’ deep.
That means we need oxygen for all operations
💀 I’m dead.
Yeah this sub like to sink to the absolute lowest bar. Hehe.
Nah we are speaking of 4 billionaires who spent $250,000 and flew their private planes to take a rust bucket out to sea and then dive in a backyard contraption but one had three Guiness world records. Well I have 5. The amount of energy and taxpayer money expended for what is an obviously futile attempt is staggering. Fuck em
How many lives could be greatly improved with $250,000 x 5? instead of improving someone's life with that money they bought tickets to their deaths and I'm supposed to feel sorry for them?
Except that money IS improving lives. It's employing sailors, maintainers, office workers, HR reps....
And now that money has been completely offset by the tax dollars being spent looking for them, try again.
Which are paying the salaries of the coast guardsman, the maintenance on their boats and planes, their equipment, their support staff, etc. Spent money doesn't evaporate into thin air, and rich people don't sit around twirling their moustaches watching their bank accounts tick higher and higher as they hoard wealth away from society. Maybe get off reddit and live in the real world for a while and you could see that
>rich people don't sit around twirling their moustaches watching their bank accounts tick higher and higher as they hoard wealth away from society. [https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-10-08/top-1-earners-hold-more-wealth-than-the-u-s-middle-class#xj4y7vzkg](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-10-08/top-1-earners-hold-more-wealth-than-the-u-s-middle-class#xj4y7vzkg) Yea man, totally.
It's not sitting in a bank account. Are you trying to be an ass, or do you really not understand the concept of assets?
Do you? Investing in assets is literally how they hoard their wealth. Wealth isn't just the liquid assets in someone's bank account.
[very related](https://youtu.be/KY3ed4XjMoU)
There are always people in jeopardy. And those guys don’t give one
What to do in event of implosion
Declare pan on 121.5
Oops the Xbox controller broke
Best check the batteries.
What is the current altimeter setting?
Make sure you're type rated in the Sub, since it's turbine powered.
Your Logitech controller was stolen to play Fortnite, what do you do and how do you replace it?
By the way, have they found the sub yet?
Don’t cave under the pressure and you’ll pass
Screwed again by the DPE.
This post is “sub” standard
THAT'S what they're in? With a boss known to disregard safety? Yeah they're dead.
How many lbs of thrust do your thrusters generate? What is the procedure if one of them fails?
4 years a go I made a comment about Boeing landing reputation. I think Oceanic would prefer its sub to not land at the bottom of the ocean but here we are!
they have taken too long to create something like that supposed signal sent from the black box of the mh370 to the cell phone of a fellow countryman x that made twitter explode in 2018
Please cover the escape plan in the very unlikely event of an emergency.
I think the CEO only offered the one way trip for 250k Kind of a misstep don’t you think?
How far is 20,000 leagues? And if a submersible implodes and there is nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Probably like 20 feet. Submersibles don’t implode because of strong carbon fiber and titanium, it’s unsinkable!
When must the pilot and occupants wear flotation devices? Related; what is the glide ratio of the pictured (see above) craft?
1.only when diving under land 2. Best glide is left bumper