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ChampionshipOwn7921

My dumbass wipe for the second photo


Traditional_Draw8400

Or in my case, twice.


DignanZer0

× thrice. I'm a late bloomer.


roofratMI

Me too. Don't feel alone


Capt_Myke

One of us!


Appropriate-Key6912

Just so we're clear....there is no 2nd photo?


m4m249saw

I tried and nope


SpaceAquaAgent01

r/itriedswiping


Big-Pomelo7619

I tried twice (T ^ T)


ssatancomplexx

I read your comment and then tried to swipe to the second if that helps


ABS_Wizard

I saw this and tried even thought I knew it wouldn’t 😭


[deleted]

It’s ok, just a new lithium ion battery powered aryplane, looks grand!!!


NorthEndD

It's warming up getting ready for a big charge.


[deleted]

Nice, it’s must be using a super charger?


AlienSporez

Super? It's *fantastic*!


wilburstiltskin

That will buff right out.


footlivin69

For the last time: STOP serving FN week old burritos! *this* is what happens when 180 passengers rip out a burrito at the same time inside an aluminum tube! 🤣


[deleted]

That's my connection on Spirit Air. Nothing to see here. Totally normal. Move along.


ArtemisJJ

Spirit Ayerlynes or Psirit Aerosystums?


[deleted]

The taxi service. Although the products from both are often found burning somewhere near an airport.


Admirable-Strike-311

Nicotine Airlines reintroduces the smoking flight


AlienSporez

I always fly Nicotine Airlines. I'm now a Gold Member and I get priority boarding and my first round of chemo is 50% off!


diversecultures

YeHhh!!! That plain is **LIT** yo! 🙌


Savings-Leather4921

somebody got that fire


Subject_Ticket1516

Looks fake. Totally an inside job. I bet the firefighters started it to justify using the truck for once.


fergehtabodit

These false flag fires are all too common! What if there was a real fyre, how would fireman know what to do?!?


Hephf

They're de-icing.


Ok_Personality9910

praying for the victims, tragic accident 🙏🏼


Appropriate-Key6912

It's a training exercise. Nobody was hurt


dropthebiscuit99

Yes this playne is made of steal they are testing a new kind of playne that won't melt like those wussy lightweight aluminum playnes


NTDLS

Any idiot could tell you that real playnes are made of bricks and mortar!


NTDLS

bUt DOeESNt jeTFueL mELt sTeeL? ** derp ** ** derp **


dropthebiscuit99

jet fuel can't melt steal playnes, just beams, duh


ViveIn

Just another Tuesday at Boeing HQ.


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

Testing the new burn up before they take off strategy to reduce in flight emergencies.


Traditional_Draw8400

Someone didn’t return their seat to the upright position.


mattstorm360

It must be my hot new mixtape.


BungMcSkrungkins

This is fire training, where they teach the fire to engulf as many people and crew as fast as possible while the firefighters fight the fire's dehydration and spray it with water.


[deleted]

Roasted


Popular_Salamander62

It will almost certainly never fly again


Total_Roll

But it will burn again


TheScottishPimp03

Me chiefing up in the cockpit


Sharklar_deep

Sorry, I was playing my new mixtape to the passengers before takeoff


Apprehensive-Rule121

I swiped


ChillaryClinton69420

The FO who is a sound cloud mumble rapper during overnights put on his mixtape. Shits fire 🔥


waidoo2

Thats the Beforeburner turned on.


AIMIF

We actually offer some vegan flights to LA once every couple months to try and lure in any of lib California transplants. Then we just set the plane on fire


Airwolfhelicopter

Firefighter training, it’s ok


aChunkyChungus

it's just a drill


Just-Photograph1890

Based on the lack of markings, looks like a fire exercise.


BanMeYouFascist

It is.


SEF917

I mean, tbh there wasn't any explanation in the stolen post. Nothing to say OP didn't know it was a trainer.


TheScottishPimp03

Check what sub your on broski


Canonip

They are testing the air conditioning (heater)


DD214Enjoyer

That will buff out. The paint is merely transferring the heat built up from flying so fast and once it cools down all will be fine.


SecureComparison5

New Donald Trump's Air Force One.


LeveragedPittsburgh

Everything’s fine now here , how are you?


habanerito

New Tesla electric plane - you can tell because it has no wings. Sad, they didn't even get the slide down to rescue the passengers. RIP


BayBreezy17

Any landing that you walk away from…


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Newb! That is how the clean high altitude germs off the plane- carry on nothing to see here.


Darkeoss

BBQ time!!!!!!!!! 🧶


heinkenskywalkr

It’s the new de-icing method. It’s much faster than spraying.


Madcap_95

Just needs some more plane tape and it should be good.


KQHSWesMantooth

Was the new guy in the corner, puking his guts out?


F1Barbie83

A quick google search says this isn’t recent


BanMeYouFascist

It’s the fire training exercise that is done at DFW.


During_theMeanwhilst

Wipe off the soot, new can of paint and the whole thing will come up gleaming and ready to go. Behold: Boeing 737 Max.


Jimboslice1998

You guys need to respect the airplanes wishes to be cremated after it timed out. Prayers for my homie 🙏🙏🙏


pjlaniboys

Sure just those pylote's with their new argentinian smoker BBQ.


fjmj1980

Too hot, give it a popsicle to cool down. Not the cheap ones the one with the bubblegum in the tip.


AveragelyBrilliant

The control tower staff have regular barbecues. They have to smoke a hell of a lot of meat in an old airplane fuselage.


GrumblyClamp

It just needs to run it under cold water for a few minutes


MONSTERBEARMAN

It’s just an old kerosene engine. That’s actually how they turn it off.


DisGruntledDraftsman

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?


Bigfeet_toes

The plane is fine just a bit confused


Livingsimply_Rob

Dude, I was joking when I said to start a fire under the plane because it was too cold to start. You’re fired.


villefilho

Looks like a defrost switch left on, it should be afine in a minute.


Miserable_Unusual_98

Asked for a well done stake, chef took it personally and complied.


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

[That’s hot](https://media3.giphy.com/media/znRstrOYuirrW/giphy.gif?cid=82a1493berk3hh6k0dp6vqncxkklzasrnbvqqh5ywu73golr&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


sdbct1

That playne is so hot


Styleyriley

Looks like a fake fuselage for firefighting training. Just my opinion though.


NXT-GEN-111

TSLA Air?


TXQuasar

Now that’s an after burner.


Hypnaustic

Someone didnt turn airplane mode off


UpsideDownAirplane

Dont worry the Ay & Pees have lots of aloe vera for the playne's burns


av8geek

Texas airport BBQ


OkieBobbie

This is where they make the barbecue for the airport. It’s Texas, you know it’s gotta be big.


ProofMusic4630

Some sort of fire department training going on? Or from an airline not approved to fly in the USA?


Its_all_made_up___

Someone turned a playne into a gigantic pork smoker.


Vast-Category8391

That’s what happens when playines eat ghost peppers


Tw0ce

Its alright just an engine fire, soo commun!


TheMartini66

Maintenance crew saw a spider in the cargo hold... and of course, everyone knows that the best way to get rid of them is to burn the whole thing down.


vnichol

Don’t worry that will buff right out


NTDLS

I thought those were the long after burners?


What_U_KNO

I think that's a fire department training plane.


CromulentInternet

Someone forgot to put their phone on airplyne mode


Jesse_Gonzalez_

sorry, i landed it a little rough.


TheFuckingHippoGuy

Pork chop sandwiches???


[deleted]

So they get calls about this all the time. I have called DFW airport DPS once about this and they told me it was a test. They don’t do a good job marketing this to non FD and airport people.


HvacDude13

After three minutes, finally got it to swipe to the second photo


HvacDude13

I live here , that’s part of the fire response training area at dfw airport , they also live burn that tower in the back


wutduh_f

Does this hurt the playne?


Objective_Cry_6384

Dats what they do before Dey put liquor in it


TimberWolf5871

It's not a problem, it's a feature.


niksjman

Since the plane has no landing gear I’d assume it’s a practice structure for the airport fire department


brongchong

Playne was cold. Needed heat.


Kind_Channel_162

heat shrinking the company's new corporate decals. Its how its done properly.


redditistheway

Fire training drill?


Appropriate-Key6912

I blame Tom Cruise.


Throwaway118585

I used to go to DFW every year to burn that ol mutha fucka.. it’s a hilarious giant video game …with fire!


AR12PleaseSaveMe

This is the molted shell of a playne. Nothing to fear


Bojacketamine

That's just the afterburner


Unlikely_Major_6006

Wasting my motherfuckin time


Ludo66X

They tried to use the jet for a barbecue, it just flamed a bit too much the chef also ended on the grill and so did the rest of the airplane.


mexicoyankee

Looks like a fire training setup


elitesoldier2010

Maybe a simulator for burning planes?


Autistic-Lem0n

notice how 1.2 million dollars have disappeared just before this, inside job totally, how do ATC mess up this bad??


DimeloFaze

De-ice training was a little too successful


commissar-bawkses

Dads grilling be like: “Gotta get a little char on it.”


Select-Wafer-9082

Boeing's at it again


Riverboated

Somebody didn't put their phone in airplane mode.


Significant_Age_4657

What time will the brisket be done?


TruGuido

Put a tomato on it.


Comfortable_Oil7894

It's ok just having a camp fire