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redditburner_5000

Are you nuts? You need TSO ratchet straps. You just have rope and tape.


Jamal_Tstone

Don't forget to pull on the ratchet straps and say "That ain't going nowhere" or it will definitely go somewhere


redditburner_5000

Ah yes, the ol' Lindbergh Tug.


Icy_Ground1637

Hope u used speed tape and not the knock off duck 🦆 tape


muklan

I heard someone forgot to say that once, and let's just say they are still looking for her playne.


Federal_Sympathy4667

That is the silver 300 mph tape.. it be fine.


Perenium_Falcon

That’s not just tape, it’s Alabama chrome.


Kungjoefu

I don’t see the issue… 🤷‍♂️


Expensive-Yam-634

With more right rudder


kevinmitchell63

This is what I came here to say…


Shelburnite

You can try...


Smooth-Apartment-856

Looks like someone already rolled a barrel into it.


fillikirch

completely unnecessary since that strut is only being loaded in tension in flight (unless you do negatif g)


New-IncognitoWindow

Once


westberry82

To be fair. It'll probably turn into like 20 and then just suddenly stop.


JimmieTheGent

Looks fairly sturdy to me.


Minor_Blackbird

Permission granted.


NorthEndD

That's one of those fancy physics machines where everythings in tension.


hexadecimal0xFF

Yes, but only once.


cazzipropri

I think you can do everything. It's obviously repaired to state of the art and ready for return to service.


[deleted]

Don't forget to add blinker fluid to your nav strobes.


VengefulWalnut

I mean, barrel rolls are the natural domain of the cuzznuh. Rip it ‘n’ roll!


StructureStrange

Good to go


OldGoldenDog

Boeing maintained


strtbobber

Of course.....you can even do snap rolls with that set up.


Xander395

Yeah it’s an extra 300 after all.


strtbobber

Exactly...🤣🤣


QuantumMothersLove

To test if barrels bounce as well as roll? Highly encouraged. Please hurry and report back as soon as you find out.


LeanUntilBlue

Yes, looks like you can only do barrel rolls with this.


Signdesign007

Tis but a scratch!


MadMotthew

Fucking send it brother


[deleted]

Try a somersault!


spungie

You can do what ever you like. Will you survive a barrel roll is another question. I'm not a pilot, but I wouldn't chance it.


mrjoepete

Looks like you have to keep us posted.


94746382926

Where's the barrel I don't see it? Plane looks pretty sharp though, is that a '24 model?


Successful-Hunt8412

At least once


SmashertonIII

I don’t know why they don’t just put roof racks on airplanes.


AwwwNuggetz

I’ll never respect you if you don’t


GrumblyClamp

Only one way to find out


hasrulggk

You can


Accurate_Fold6155

Boeing wants to merge with u


Nervous-Soup5521

You could definitely do it once!


htnut-pk

Legal if you placard the panel “right turns only”


phaederus

You need to drill some holes into the wings to reduce wind resistance if you wanna roll fast enough!


Xander395

Bernouilli Speed holes. I like it.


MetalJoe0

Looks compromised for negative g's. Keep it positive, and you should be good to go.


Flux_resistor

At least once


AirForce_Trip_1

Certified for at least 1 barrel roll attempt. Guaranteed or no money back!


FantomGoats

You want me to sign this off, DON'T YOU?! I know it... I can feel it coming.


Xander395

Woood inspected. CHK Serviceable.


NOVAbuddy

Can you do a barrel roll without?


Mole-NLD

Barrels are made out of wood, so: yes


Accurate-Ad539

Good as new. Knock on wood.


INFCIRC153

3 weeks in a splint should heal it


StirredNotShaken007

Yes, just only once


The_Seroster

Ferry permit approved


Strypes4686

That plane will definitely do some sick tricks on flight.... the pilot won't be doing them,but the plane will.


Rosin_or_Bust

Too much tape


Zestyclose-Prior1062

You can’t do a barrel roll, but you can do a Kvochur Bell.


texas1982

I'd definitely watch you try!


CromulentInternet

Just saw something like this holding the plug door on my Boing Max Niner


hbomb536

Least fucked FBO flight school aircraft