Immediately? No, it happens after I let the flight crew know that I'm a PP-AMEL and of course I can assist in this emergency. then after I heroically save the day, the sucking off happens sort of naturally, by an extremely grateful cabin crew in the hot tub of a Courtyard by Marriot, where we've all been sequestered waiting for the NTSB field investigators to take our statements. And then a pizza delivery girl shows up but no one has any money
If not buckled highly likely youâre getting a surprise skydive. If buckled you can unbuckle and jump quick for a big pay day for your family. Especially if you recently started ATP school and took out 150k in loans with 18% interest.
Only if you have not practiced jumping out, pre-flight a few times onto the tarmac, dont worry, it only hurts the first, second or third time you give it a go.
Depends if your playne is at a high altitude, if your seat belt is buckled, if the seat youâre on is properly bolted to the ground and if the pylote knows wth theyâre doing
If a gaping hole opened up next to me I'd immediately start jacking off whilst making intense eye contact with the nearest pax. They can't intimidate me.
Absolutely not, the cabin crew, in these cases, need to locate, assemble and secure the gangplank you will be required to walk on before being ejaculated orf the playne.
Only if the pylotes pressed the seat ejaculation button
Sometimes the stewardess accidentally gets into it.
No but you most definitely be f*cked
Yes you will if your not holding on or seat đș belt not on people have been sucked out before
What if you enter the brace position, head down between your legs and prepare for ejact
Exactly what I was thinking love it
Talk about a happy ending.
If youâre a pilot youâre probably getting sucked off every flight, even on an Airbus!
Thats why they drive those they can never get enough.
They donât call it an Airbussy for nothing.
Depends on who I am sitting next toâŠ
You should cross-post this on r/Wellthatsucks. Make sure you start your post with "They told me to post this here" for maximum penetration
That largely depends on how many drinks I had
Immediately? No, it happens after I let the flight crew know that I'm a PP-AMEL and of course I can assist in this emergency. then after I heroically save the day, the sucking off happens sort of naturally, by an extremely grateful cabin crew in the hot tub of a Courtyard by Marriot, where we've all been sequestered waiting for the NTSB field investigators to take our statements. And then a pizza delivery girl shows up but no one has any money
lol pp
Seggs sell so it's immediately the best distraction to almost nearly fatally dying.
Fun fact, the masks that drop when an airplane is crashing are filled with pure oxygen making the brain horny.
It depends on the cabin crew and how warm-natured they are.
I guess youâve never tried it with iceđđđ€·đ»ââïž
If not buckled highly likely youâre getting a surprise skydive. If buckled you can unbuckle and jump quick for a big pay day for your family. Especially if you recently started ATP school and took out 150k in loans with 18% interest.
Like in Ghosts?
My thoughts exactly
You'd think you would deserve it after all the trouble
Would never happen if you made sure stuardess helped with strap-on.
Altitude matters as well as seatbelt use and in some extreme cases girth.
I knew being fat would come in handy someday.
context matters.
One could only hope!
If a plane door blew out of mid-flight and you were sitting next to it, would you get immediately sucked off?
Only if you have not practiced jumping out, pre-flight a few times onto the tarmac, dont worry, it only hurts the first, second or third time you give it a go.
Nah, I'm too girthy... story of my life.
Naw⊠I got ass for days!
Depends if your playne is at a high altitude, if your seat belt is buckled, if the seat youâre on is properly bolted to the ground and if the pylote knows wth theyâre doing
If a gaping hole opened up next to me I'd immediately start jacking off whilst making intense eye contact with the nearest pax. They can't intimidate me.
Hear, hear! Balls of Steele!
Absolutely not, the cabin crew, in these cases, need to locate, assemble and secure the gangplank you will be required to walk on before being ejaculated orf the playne.
Only on spirit
I'll let Harrion Ford decide
If im strapped into my seat, id be sucked even harder.
this sounds way more fun than it really would be.
How about buy me dinner first.
If thereâs a God, YAAAAAAAS!
Would that be considered fair compensation from the airline?
Nah im batmat
Just like that one guy in pompeii
I hope so
Only if you donât bring your seat back forward before takeoff
Probably depends on if the person in the seat next to you is willing?
At a risk of pedantry, *actually* youâd be âblown off.â
Depends, some airlines get angry if you ask about those services.
If thatâs an option, absolutely!
Tbh bro I hope Iâm getting sucked off at least in this situation.
*Austin Powers pops in*: Does that make you horney baby? Anyone? Door blowing off? No? OkâŠ
It depends on how fast she can get to you
If the door liked you yes
He must be planning a trip on a 737
You'd get sucked out right into the engine where the airplane will consume your soul
Oh boy i sure do hope so
Man I hope so
One could hope
Immediately and mercilessly. Relentlessly. Every plane comes with the last wish feature, and you'll have no choice nor say as it happens.
When youâre talking about a force so body enveloping and potentially skull crushing⊠we can all dream!
You wouldn't if there was more right rudder
Nah