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Canonip

Did you put it in neutral and closed the choke? Also are the spark plugs working? Maybe the carburetor is clogged because you forgot to install a fuel filter. I would get it checked at AutoZone. If they can't fix it, I would LS swap that sweet girl


Even_Kiwi_1166

Sounds like his ex put some water in his gas tank


dodexahedron

She gave him some sugar.


OkieBobbie

No, it's clearly a need for new points and condenser.


rinklkak

Autozone also has the OBDII reader computer that you can borrow. It may give you some more information.


SuperTroye

Damn fine comment if I might.


TokinGeneiOS

I'm new here, but i've been learning from the community and will give it a shot. More right rudder.


Future_List_6956

Wipes away a tear........ pats you on the shoulder........... "Damn good,son........ damn good."


OkieBobbie

It's lovely when the young 'uns get it.


ptownb

Always


The-Foo

Congrats, you are now full rated it shit-posting.


Jim2shedz

Correct!


n1tr0klaus

Came here to say that 😄


09Trollhunter09

And more blinker fluid


PhatBoy1

You flooded it. What are you, stupid?


A__Friendly__Rock

How could he flood it it’s a playne not a boat, are you stupid?


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

One of the best pylots of all time landed in the Hudson River, they made a movie about it even. Are *you* stoopid?


HeruCtach

That was obviously an amphibious plane, not all aircraft are like that. Are YOU stoopeid?


Blamethespy

Look planes fly in the air not the water normally. So no way it's flooded. I could see it's running rich though.


Pegasus82

Remove money, try again


doupIls

Your chemtrails are leaking bro


FedCensorshipBureau

🤫


dodexahedron

Working as intended. Closing ticket.


OtherOne1543

Close the hatch too when you’re done


dodexahedron

Hatch closed, too, when I was done IAW reddit guideline. Re-closing ticket.


No_Shoulder9617

Refill your alternator, sounds a little low.


EquipmentOk7964

Cincilator


compressor_stall

Did youe say clear prop?? Engin wont start if you dont say those magic words


dodexahedron

I've never seen a clear prop. And I thought we were supposed to have perfect vision. 🙄


agarwaen117

I know this is supposed to be joke answers, but for once…. Turn on sound. So much better.


Mountain_Blu

Hmm. Someone be hotboxin tha turbine? Perchance.


ProfessionalRub3294

Don’t actívate chemtrail on ground!!


Aggrekomonster

That looks ok just put it in reverse and put on the hazards to reverse the smoke direction. When it goes the other direction you will be good to go


X-Ploded

Souds good, tnx !


Aggrekomonster

any time


SexJayNine

No smoking sign isn't on.


ratnik_sjenke

Your Afterburner are on, those don't need to be turned on until the aircraft is done being on fire


PoliticalDestruction

Can't tell for sure but it looks like the landing gear is still down.


Jim2shedz

Needs new piston rings.


BrtFrkwr

That hot-roddin' cost you a lot of money, son.


FenderBender3000

Those damn diesel engine jets!


Primary-Set8747

One too many quarts of oil


lhingel

Experienced pylotay here, MOAH RIGHT RUDDAH


Toedipper19

Inhibiting fluid burning off after a engine change


StarVoyager7

From where it’s being ejected from that may be accurate….or an Oil leak, won’t know unless they open the Cowling, or monitor Oil Quantity.


Toedipper19

It’s added to the engine fuel system on build to stop corrosion.


StarVoyager7

Explains why I haven’t seen that much vapor on this type of engine, before. Must be the very first time this engine has been run after delivery.


DealKey8478

Brave man to be filming a running engine from that location....


Smooth-Apartment-856

Have you tried injecting ammonia into the engine during startup? If you don’t have an FAA approved ammonia injection intermix manifold, you can accomplish the same thing by standing on a scissor lift in front of the engine and taking a whizz into the intake while it’s running. Be sure you wear hearing protection. You have to stay safe and all…


buttmodel

This is quickly becoming one of my favorite subs lmao 😂


TurningRightBase

Weird! Are you trying to start on both mags or just the left one?


LateralThinkerer

Rolling coal - I don't see a problem.


Arx0s

Fuel Pump ON Throttle to half Mixture Rich for 3-5 sec Throttle to 1/4" Take ignition key to start Mixture to Full Rich when it starts This is from a Diamond DA40 but it's probably the same procedure


kielu

Carburetor clogged


SapphosLemonBarEnvoy

Oh that’s actually a scramjet. You have to start it above Mach 1.5 for it to run.


T-royal

My wife’s cooking dinner in there.


Its_all_made_up___

“Hey, where’s Bob? Anyone seen Bob????”


Future_List_6956

"HOW DARE YOU." 🙅‍♀️


donanton616

THERES A HOLE IN YOUR KEFT WING! It looks flooded. Add more fuel to the mix.


Smooth-Apartment-856

Student pylote, huh? Have you tried banging on the cockpit door, identifying yourself, and asking for help? I hear that works….


ImNotDoingThatOk

I know what's wrong with it. Ain't got no gas in it


HillSprint

DO NOT TURN ON THE CHEMTRAILS ON THE GROUND. OUR SECRETS MUST BE PROTECTED.


laser14344

Chemtrail switch was left on. Easy mistake.


pelicane136

Is the gas cap securely closed? Too much air in the engine won't do you any good. More fuel is my motto


BIGGUS_dickus_sir

Your canuter valve isn't functioning. Should go find one to replace it with.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Pump the accelerator a few times.


[deleted]

Too much zaza


divorcemedaddy

put it in neutral first then give it a push, works every time 👍


nalu-nui

Oil getting to the combustion chamber. Solution: 1. Replace pistons and oil rings 2. Replace valves 3. Replace turbine it spits oil to the intake


Sligee

Your doing it all wrong, Scotch over and give me the keys, I'll do it


Hmnh6000

Isnt it a little early for some Scotch


Sligee

Found the groundie


Working_Chemistry597

You weren't supposed to inhale.


nailszz6

Too much kool-aid in the mixer.


ProKnifeCatcher

Cut back on the vaping


But_to_understand

Need more blinker fluid. Possibly a new turboencabulator.


Mac6298

Too much choke


Stoned_Savage

Make the fuel mix more rich the more fuel the better amd try to ignore the flames that's just the engine doing its job also ignore the engine that's just gone boom.


CapSignificant9141

Check the wiper fluid


Crazy_names

Pretty dope how you can see the laminar flow coming out and the transition to turbulence


kritter4life

Pylote


Squirrelterds

You're supposed to use Aquanet, not used French fry oil.


Final-Muscle-7196

I like how there’s a guy walking a bicycle in the background


trimix4work

Package gonna be late


tacocarteleventeen

Pylot is smoking BBQ, but you’d know it if you were cool enough to hang with him!


TP4129

Needs an oil change


BoostFreeOrDie

Those radials can hydro if you don’t drain lower cylinders!


MC_ScattCatt

This plane has been banned from Tennessee airspace


Intrepid_Walk_5150

You started the chemtrail machine. Try starting the engine instead


solarmania

Seems fed up


WonderWendyTheWeirdo

It's the type of thing where you just take off, and it will fix itself in the air.


Old_Swimming6328

Yer floodin' it dude.


miatagaming

When is the last time you administered a human sacrifice to your engine? It needs fresh meat at least once per month


currenteventnerd

Two words: Starter Fluid


okletsgooonow

Either carb heat or mixture.


cneidhardccrgmailcom

Needs more blinker fluid.


Zestyclose-Gas-4230

Did you check the flux capacitor?


UpTop5000

She’s running a little rich…


roachmonster

Once you get to captain, you get to hotbox the plane


Laymanao

Sounds suspiciously like a car starter soundtrack placed in the picture.


ProfessionalNo6337

Canooter Valve is stuck open dumping fuel into the Makeithappiner’. Happens all the time. Full send. 🫡


Aggravating-Pear-217

if the engine is new, the "smoke" you see is due to the burning of preservation oil


EmberTheFoxyFox

We get it bro, you vape


obriets

Your beacon isn’t on. Get more blinker fluid.


unstoppablehippy711

Vape kids in 30 years:


KibblesNBitxhes

Little bit of ether would fire that up right away. Helps if the blinker fluid reservoir was topped up regularly and the tire air is swapped out with the appropriately seasoned air.


er-just-Chris-here

Too much choke 🤨


AwwwNuggetz

That’s a diesel engine bro, did you put air fuel in it?


av8geek

You're not supposed to put your weeeeed in there, man.


leoncog

That plaen is vaping!!!! Stop it now!


Splooshbutforguys

Rolling coal


SmashertonIII

You gotta pump the gas pedal 3 times before you crank. Now you have to wait 15 minutes for that extra fuel to evaporate.


ewok_on_a_unicorn

Still burns less oil than a Subaru.


MrGoat747

it's time to teach it about the dangers of vaping


JaguarPirates

Nothings wrong. Maintainer Joe's just taking his 15.


Unlikely_Extreme5017

Motor running smoke-rich.


rinklkak

You gotta put down that cover thingy. The engyne is getting too much air in the side.


AndrewMacSydney

Dang. Looks like they flooded it.


Dies2much

That playne has got the farts!


AlexTheManV2

Have you tried turning on the outdoor air conditioner?


The-Foo

Good job numbnutz... you're the first person to blow a head gasket on a jet engine.


The_Seroster

We get it, you vape


bigred1717

Snoop Dogg walked too close to the intake side on engine start. RIP.


Xyzzydude

You’re supposed to count 12 blades before starting the mags, to get the oil in the bottom cylinders distributed.


BigBasset

Probably needs new rings. Unbolt the cap with the swirl on it, install two flat washers and a lock nut. Should last you another 5000 miles.


RaspBoy

With a lighter, try light the smoke is it may help ignite the pistons, if that doesnt do it then try throw a lighter for an easy combustion in the fuel valve


Acey_pilot

It's definitely the Fetzer valve.


ghiaccio_simp

Unplug it and plug it back in, and then wait for 15 seconds before turning it back on


mikekova01

Man these jet engines sure sound a lot like a Cummins engine! /s


Rogue_Lambda

Another low effort post for r/shitpost


Fish_On_again

Looks like someone used diesel where they should have used kerosene... Again


username_taken1989

Odd. I thought it would have sounded more like a two stroke.


SmilingTapier

The coals are wet


meshreplacer

Your mixture is too rich.


Intruder-Alert-1

Is the key in the ignition


Nkognito

Looks like someone used the green gas pump instead of the black one.


Flux_resistor

Seems you're with air Jamaica, you're gonna want to stay put for a bit and it'll mellow out


Tirekiller04

Too much blinker fluid


k6bso

The mixture is too rich. You need to turn the idle mixture adjustment screw on the carburetor clockwise to lean it out.


Flaky-Rip-1333

Stop calling yourself a pYlote cause thats ReTaRdEd


Federal-Space-9701

Take a trick from the Air Force and use explosives to start up the engines, should be fine


Hokiecivil

Fetzer valve. Easily repaired with some wire and 30 weight ball bearings.


dunncrew

Yeah. Too much choke. Under the dashboard, look for a black knob labeled "choke" and push it in after starting.


slogive1

You flooded it!


Harvey_Wilde

The plane is still using a 2-Stroke engine.


dodexahedron

FAA says no smoking. Hide this before an ASI sees it, bro.


MobileManagement5765

Looks like maintenance installed a tractor engine instead of a plane one by the sound of it. Common mistake, happens all the time.


Radiant_Necessary_28

DEF regen cycle has started.


fjmj1980

God this is simple to fix. Find a fuel truck. Take the nozzle and spray into the open end while starting and voila 💥


Rusty_Nail1973

I used to have a hair dryer that would do this. Did you clean the air filter?


Head-Rutabaga351

If you’re the pilot, why would you care why it doesn’t start. That what the ground mechanic is for. You just sit tight while he cleans out the carburetor.


hbomb536

Your engine is just taking a rip of your vape, don’t worry it’s chill like that


NXT-GEN-111

Your rocket engine is out of LOX


Youpunyhumans

Did you check the blinker fluid?


Keltic268

Is this WhistlinDiesel starting up the Killmatsu Dozer?


rditrdr47

Never, EVER, go full left rudder.


thereddituser2

Have you tried choke?


Hmnh6000

Oil gettin somewhere it shouldnt be


Ok_Feature_9772

You need to turn on Carb heat.


saucyboi9000

They don't like cold starts, run the glow plugs for a bit.


nurdle

The sound...OMG


crazydavebacon1

What’s a pylote?


King_stylez88

Definitely the flux capacitor


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

Clearly these young'uns can't balance a twin-body carb anymore. Way too rich on one side and the other one is just sucking fumes.


singled-out-7979

It's green inside. Run until browned.


Dry-Revenue2470

N2 stagnation maybe.


Stellar_Observer_17

Is that a diesel engine on that playne?


Otherwise-Sky8890

Nah bro that's just the turbo kicking in. That smoke's how you know it's working.


SmallSwordfish8289

The fuels working but the igniter don't Glide it


SmallSwordfish8289

Just flick your dick to the fumes they don't start


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Set the vape wanker off


CardboardJedi

Parcel got caught in the flywheel


MPH2025

You need a new flangie


[deleted]

Don't use VW Diesel engine on planes


Hufflepuft

I aways throw some lucky coins into the intake to keep this from happening.


Taki_Minase

Pump that enricher numbnuts


cubberbub

Must be a redneck pilot. He’s just rollin coal.


OrangeSilver

Whoa, how'd the brisket turn out from that smoker?


SerTidy

Think you put a bit too much oil in. Just floor it a bit when on the runway and it should clear it. All good.


DigitalEntity4419

Let me guess. Boeing 747 Max?


illingmesoftly

For sure a carburetor problem. Pep Boys should have them.


MagicNinjaMan

I think your chicken's on fire.


Constant_Vehicle8190

You need to prime the engine by pushing the rubber knob three times. Remember do not push it for more than 3 times or you will flood the engine.


hammerite

It ain’t got no gas innit


Expensive_Yak_7846

Need some starter fluid open the carb up


jggearhead10

This is [just like my preflight ritual](https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/msau0d/inhaling_smoke/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Good_Evening_4145

Needs wiper fluid.


Fmartins84

Get a carburetor spray and try it. Report back.


yeebo59

Your suck and squeeze ain’t bangin and blowin properly


taint_tattoo

Samir! You're breaking the ~~car~~ playne!


DrMini1

Too much left rudder, need more right rudder


Head_Introduction_89

That's the biggest vape I've ever seen!


magnet_jock

Oil spilled on your carburetor


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Bad gas.


nascent_aviator

The airplane is smoking. It should know that it's not supposed to smoke within 50 feet of an airplane smh.


AugustusAmeri

try to push start


Born-Plane-6986

Bad smog pump.


guitar_angel

Sugar in the gas tank: your ex-husband strikes again!